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| Topic Started: 11 Jul 2013, 01:00 AM (25 Views) | |
| Sandy | 11 Jul 2013, 01:00 AM Post #1 |
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Each Friday night after work, Billy Ray would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But all of Billy Ray's neighbors were Catholic.... and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest. The Priest came to visit Billy Ray and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Billy Ray attended Mass.....and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, He said, "You were born a Baptist and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic." Billy Ray's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison again filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and as he rushed into Billy Rays yard clutching a rosary preparing to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement. There stood Billy Ray, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: "You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a fish.” |
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