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Get it right Dad!
Topic Started: 13 Jul 2013, 11:50 PM (12 Views)
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A father was very anxious to marry off his daughter, so he tried to impress her first date. "Do you like to screw?" he asks.

"Huh?!" replied the surprised young man.

"My daughter, she loves to screw and she's very good at it. You and she should go screw." carefully explained the father.

Now very interested, the boy replied, "Yes, sir!" Minutes later the girl came down the stairs, kissed her father goodbye and the couple left.

After only a few minutes she reappeared, furious, dress torn, hair a mess and screamed, "Dammit, Daddy, get it right, it's the TWIST!"
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