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The Swedish roadworker.
Topic Started: 13 Jul 2013, 11:57 PM (13 Views)
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A swedish road-worker was hired to paint the line that goes down the center of the road.

The first day he managed to paint 2 kilometers, and his boss was very pleased.

The next day he only painted 200 meters, but his boss thought that he`d probably started off too hard on the first day.

But on the third day he was only able to paint 20 meters. The boss called him into the office and demanded an explanation.

"Well, you see its getting so damn far to walk all the way back to the paint bucket," the swede explained
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