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| Bruce and the burglar. | |
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| Topic Started: 15 Jul 2013, 01:37 AM (5 Views) | |
| Sandy | 15 Jul 2013, 01:37 AM Post #1 |
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Bruce went to the police station and asked to speak to the burglar who had broken into his house the previous night. 'You'll get your chance in court,' the desk Sergeant Kelly told him. 'I have to know how he got into the house without waking my wife,' pleaded Bruce. 'I've been trying to do that for years.' |
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