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| Topic Started: 15 Jul 2013, 01:45 AM (14 Views) | |
| Sandy | 15 Jul 2013, 01:45 AM Post #1 |
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A guy walks into a pub in Ballarat and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the barman looks around and says, "You ain't from around here, are ya? Where ya from mate" The guy says, "I'm from Melbourne." The bartender asks, "What the heck you do in Melbourne?" The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist." The barman asks, "A taxidermist? Now just what the heck is a taxidermist?" The guy says nervously, "I mount animals." The barman grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's okay boys, he's one of us!" |
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