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At the supermarket.
Topic Started: 15 Jul 2013, 02:03 AM (10 Views)
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eter is in a queue at the Supermarket when he notices that the hot looking dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and is giving him a big 'hello'.

He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although her face is vaguely familiar, Peter can't place where he might know her from, so he says, "Sorry, do you know me?"

She replies, "I may be mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children"

Peter's mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful, 'Crikey!' he says, 'Did we meet at Frank’s party in Perth? Peter continued, 'When I got out of the police station and went back to the hotel room you had gone.'

No, 'she replied, "I'm your son's English Teacher'
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