| Interview With a Hero: Episode 1; The man, the myth, the most exactly average sports drink ever. | |
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| Tracy Morrigan | Nov 21 2013, 07:39 AM Post #1 |
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Intrepid Interviewer
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Tracy: Welcome back everyone, to "Interview with a hero"! As always, I'm Tracy Morrigan, giving you a view into the lives and minds of those that keep us safe. We have a very special guest on this episode. You might have seen him anywhere from local news to the red carpet. He's no stranger to being in front of a camera, especially when selling crappy energy drinks *crowd laughs* please welcome Tommy Marvelous! *crowd cheers. Tommy walks out from the left side of the stage to take his seat in a couch opposite Tracy. Not before running along the crowd and giving them all high-fives, however* Tracy: "Mr. Marvelous, it's good to have you on the show." Tommy: “Hey, it’s good to be here.” Tracy: “Alright, let’s not waste any time. As everyone knows, there are lots of heroes in Los Diablos, but you’re the only one who’s turned their hero persona into a media empire. You’ve been in commercials, music videos, you have your own brand of soda…” Tommy: “And I’m a bit hit at DiabloCon, don’t forget that.” Tracy: “Of course.” Tommy: “If I may take a moment, conventions are the best. You get to see people’s reactions to your work up close and personal.” Tracy: “Maybe a little too close. I’m sure you’ve dealt with some unruly fans in the past…” Tommy: *smiles* “Ehhh...not really. You want to know my trick? Everyone is already in costume anyway, so ironically, showing up in the suit helps me blend in.” Tracy: “You go as yourself?” Tommy: *shrugs* “Who doesn’t want to be Tommy Marvelous?” *crowd laughs* Tracy: “Hahaha! This is true. Speaking of which, what’s this we’ve been hearing about a movie deal?” Tommy: "Yeah, Varner Sisters is doing a bio. At first they wanted Cruise, Pitt or Cage for the role, but ultimately everyone realized there is only one Tommy Marvelous. As in me, right here. I'm playing me in a movie about me. Yeah." Tracy: "Right. I also heard through the grapevine that a game was in the works?" Tommy: "Yeah, yeah. Marvelous Enterprises is making an arcade game about yours truly. I've been playing with myself everyday. They really like my input on the project. The game seems kinda hard, but hey- if it wasn't hard and fast it wouldn't be Tommy." *smiles at crowd, which just stares back dumbfounded* Tracy: "..." *turns towards camera* "Euphemisms. They're fun, aren't they?" *crowd laughs out of awkwardness* Tracy: "Anyways, I think it's time for the traditional questions I ask all the guests on my show. Pioneered by French personality Bernard Pivot, and made famous by another show on here you all should watch, here are The Big 10!" Tommy: "Fire away!" Tracy: "What is your favorite word?" Tommy: "Marvelous." Tracy: "What is your least favorite word?" Tommy: "Mathematician." Tracy: "What turns you on?" Tommy: *pauses, then scratches his head* "We're gonna be here a while..." *crowd laughs* Tracy: "What turns you off?" Tommy: "Forcing people into things. Everyone should be able to aim for their own goals." Tracy: "What is your favorite "super" trait about yourself?" Tommy: "Oh man...I don't think I can only pick one." Tracy: "What is your least favorite?" Tommy: "What isn't there to like about Tommy Marvelous?" Tracy: "If you could be any other hero you know of, who would it be, and why?" Tommy: "Why would the Marvelous one want to be anyone but himself? Think of how many people would miss out if I wasn't here. Think of how many thirsty individuals couldn't get Marvelade to-" Tracy: "Hypothetical, Tommy." Tommy: "Hypno-what?" *crowd laughs, Tommy plays it off* Tracy: "If you had no super powers, what would you imagine yourself doing?" Tommy: *a sad, almost angry expression crosses Tommy's face for a moment, as if he is remembering something unpleasant* 'I'd be..." *grins* "a Rock-star." Tracy: "What is your favorite curse word?" Tommy: "My people studied words humans can't even pronounce without severe internal injury, but...personally, I like CRAP. It doesn't stop people from hearing my voice if they are watching the Marvelous one on the news." Tracy: "If heaven exists, what would you like god to say to you when you arrive at the pearly gates?" Tommy: "...You're my Idol!" Tracy: "Now before I turn things to our audience, I have one last question." Tommy: "Uh huh?" Tracy: "Fans know many things about your deeds as a hero, but what nobody knows is your background. Will we ever hear the secret origins of Tommy Marvelous?" Tommy: "I came to earth to rock your world, and have been doing so ever since. Before that...*shrugs* who cares?" Tracy: "Someone, I'm sure. But, that's enough from this particular someone. Now it's our studio audience's turn to ask their own questions. Remember: nothing too personal, guys." Now it's your turn! Leave questions for Tommy Marvelous in the comments below,and he'll answer them! Get your questions in before Chapter 4 launches! Edited by Whatthefnu, Nov 21 2013, 07:44 AM.
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| GrantCross | Jun 23 2014, 02:37 AM Post #2 |
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I'm new here
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So Tommy... What exactly is in Marvelade? |
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