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Day 8
Topic Started: Jun 29 2012, 05:12 PM (83 Views)
Severus Snivy
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The town awoke to find no deaths had been had.

One mafia remains. The hunt is on.

Player list:
0. Severus Snivy - leaf, GM
1. Theodore Q. Bumsnuggle - Missing
2. Alfred P. Sasquatch - Jak
3. Siguel von Eyebrow - Squee, Disguiser
4. Mr. Intercourse
5. Allen Schezar
6. Solid Snape - Tractatus, Town
7. Count von Fatso de Blowhard
8. Mario Jumpsalot - Tan, Mafia
9. Inferior Crow - Squee, Citizen
10. Marquis Ledouche of Harleyquinn
11. Banana Fish Pudding - Jacob, Town
12. SSJ Infinity Jillion Goku
13. Pingas mcBooberson
14. Podoboo - Adnarel, Watcher
15. Twilight Pie - Bowse, Mafia
16. Some Unimportant Guy III - Jenna, Janitor
17. CHEEEEEEEEN~! - Ryu, Mafia
18. Senator Peacock - Maddy, Tracker
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Mr. Intercourse

Well then, let's finish this, shall we?
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Marquis Ledouche of Harleyquinn
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All right, since by RSVPing the doc sent PMs to Siguel as maf revealing their status as doc, the mafia now know who the doc is. There is no point in prolonging this or hiding roles.

Everyone claim, and I'll be honest.

I'm really Chrono, and was lying earlier to keep the maf from killing me before I fingered squee and jenna.

I am a CIT.

Mr. Intercourse is the BP. They've been shot.

Pingas is the Doc.

We are the trinity of clears who along with Siguel (wally) were PMing each other and arranged a passcode in the event of a disguise. That passcode lead to us lynching Siguel, who was disguised.

Known clears:
Marquis
Mr. Intercourse
Pingas

Enigmatic
Allen Schezar
Count Fatso
SSJ Goku

So, things to note

Yesterday Siguel tried halfheartedly to vote for Fatso (no one bought it)
On Day 4 or 5 the mafia tried to force NL or an outright kill on Allen (I forget which)
SSJ Infinity Jillion Goku has not once been the target of a lynch... but has also voted with the town immediately every day.

In light of these events I have arranged the engimas from least to most scummy. If all else fails we'll vote for them in order each day until we win.

Least Scummy
Goku

Allen

Fatso
Most Scummy

If you have any contravening points to argue about this order, by all means make them, otherwise...

Count Von Fatso de Blowhard 1 (Marquis)

Caveat: I'm going on Wally's word that Mr. I is a clear, but it's worked so far, so...
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Allen Schezar
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And I'm just a sexy Squirtle, whose house is located under the town's park. I would reveal my name, but I want to Role Play some more.

Count Von Fatso de Blowhard 2 (Marquis, Allen)
Hey, anyone wanna make sexytimes? I'm just a hard squirtle, play with me!
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Pingas mcBooberson

hahaahahah you fingered squee and jenna and you just admitted it

Anyway yeah that sums stuff up... Fatso seems most likely it appears.

Count Von Fatso de Blowhard 3 (Marquis, Allen, Pingas)
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Mr. Intercourse

Confirming Marquis/Chrono's statements. I was indeed in contact with the original Siguel, and now him, and I was the BP until I lost my vest.

The points against Goku actually seem more incriminating to me, but I'm fine with voting for Blowhard. If we're wrong, I suggest going after Goku next unless he can prove his innocence and convince us to go after Allen.

Count Von Fatso de Blowhard - 4 (Marquis, Allen, Pingas, Mr. Intercourse)
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SSJ Infinity Jillion Goku
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I can't really prove my innocence to anyone except to say that I've revealed my identity to at least one person, and I've told them I'm a cit.

Also, I was half expecting to die during one of the previous nights because I just... yeah. Anyway. Voting.

Count Von Fatso de Blowhard - 5 (Marquis, Allen, Pingas, Mr. Intercourse, Goku)
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Severus Snivy
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The town converged on a single man, Count von Fatso de Blowhard. The unfortunately named fellow was in reality... just as fat as his name would suggest. It seems this village had a habit of embracing their odd naming conventions. When charged as guilty for his crimes, he made no attempt to defend himself, finally admitting he was the Driver after the town had already begun searching his home. He was Subject No. 7: Hell. The town sentenced him to impalement, through use of a torture device found within Blowhard's own home. Placed in the harness of the Judas Cradle, he would be slowly impaled from the anus through his stomach, with the sharp point finally erupting through his neck or mouth, signalling the end of the execution.

Blowhard initially cries out from the intense pain as he is forced onto the torture device. His body is torn open, but not allowed to bleed, as the entrance wound is closed by the intruding object. Gritting through the pain, it eventually becomes too much to bear, so he faints. The fainting, however, causes his body to relax, and Blowhard begins to sink ever quicker. This new more intense pain jolts him awake. His body once again tense, the impalement slows. He is forced to bear through the slower impaling process until he faints again. But, as soon as he faints, the impaling quickens once more, and he is again jolted into consciousness, beginning the process anew. This anguishing process repeats a countless number of times throughout the day.

The villagers occasionally check up on him, taunting him for his misdeeds and his current predicament, sometimes dousing his wound with an acidic liquid to add to the pain. Finally, as the impalement nears its end, the spike constricts the flow of air in his throat, making it difficult to impossible to breathe. His heavy gasping further exacerbates the pain, as the spike finally pierces through the flesh of his throat. Blood flows out as Blowhard desperately breathes his final ragged breath.

Count von Fatso de Blowhard, Hell, the Driver, has been lynched!

There are no more mafia remaining. Town victory!

Player list:
0. Severus Snivy - leaf, GM
1. Theodore Q. Bumsnuggle - Missing
2. Alfred P. Sasquatch - Jak
3. Siguel von Eyebrow - Squee, Disguiser
4. Mr. Intercourse
5. Allen Schezar
6. Solid Snape - Tractatus, Town
7. Count von Fatso de Blowhard - Hell, Driver
8. Mario Jumpsalot - Tan, Mafia
9. Inferior Crow - Squee, Citizen
10. Marquis Ledouche of Harleyquinn
11. Banana Fish Pudding - Jacob, Town
12. SSJ Infinity Jillion Goku
13. Pingas mcBooberson
14. Podoboo - Adnarel, Watcher
15. Twilight Pie - Bowse, Mafia
16. Some Unimportant Guy III - Jenna, Janitor
17. CHEEEEEEEEN~! - Ryu, Mafia
18. Senator Peacock - Maddy, Tracker

But, the story of Nowhereville does not end here, my friends. Though the town had finally felt relief for the first time in over a week, with the threat of the mafia now gone, many had been sacrificed along the way. Only five citizens remained in this small town, and they knew little to nothing of the outside world. With such a small population, it was only a matter of time before Nowhereville became a ghost town, as its people all die out.

Or so, that's what they thought. The next day, a truck pulled near the outskirts of town. On board were two men in suit and coat. Checking a device hidden far enough from the village that no one would ever locate it if they had not been specifically looking for it, the men watch in utter fascination. The device was wired to cameras located throughout the village, hidden in parts of buildings to be camouflaged from the average citizen. For all of the 20 years since the village had been established, these cameras watched over the people here, completely unbeknownst to them. The men fastforward the tape starting from the point they had last checked, two weeks ago. After a few days of film time had passed, they noticed something intriguing. The townspeople began meeting at the town square every morning to hold discussions and then would drag someone offscreen. Checking the other monitors, the men - scientists as they were - watched on in a strange combination of delight and horror, as they witnessed the results of an experiment gone horribly right.

After watching the entirety of the footage, the scientists decided that evidence of their experiment could not make it to the outside world, forcefully ending the lives of the remaining five citizens who had been brainwashed and brought up in such a fake village, isolated from society. After shooting each of the survivors, the entire town was set ablaze, and would later be bulldozed into an unrecognizable plot of land.

As the men prepare to leave the village, one man asks the other, "So Severus, did you ever expect this in a million years?"
"Please, you don't have to keep calling me that. I'm Leaf, remember? I was just playing a part earlier."
"Well then, Leaf?"
"I think I could've guessed."
The other man nods. "Shall we pick up some lunch?"
"Sure thing. There's a McDonald's about five miles down the road."

And so the men leave Nowhereville behind them, never to bring it up again. Its story would never be told to the outside world, known only by those two men... and you.

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The town has won. Roles, identities, and night actions can be found here.
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