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Claptrap
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Sep 29 2012, 12:13 AM
Post #1
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The sign above the Rugged Grizzly store is haphazard and misshapen, as if it had been put up in some kind of rush. Squabbling is heard as one enters the store, a Bearmon and a Gaomon arguing as they put up supply crate after supply crate. The store smells of pine needles, obviously the work of some sneakily placed air fresheners. The shelves of the store are lined with supplies, each bearing the four-streak logo of the Grizzly Pack. Eventually the two notice their customer, wheeling around to greet them.
"Hey, you! Welcome to the Grizzly Pack store! I'm Bearmon, he's Gaomon, and we've got all kinds of stuff here to help you survive!"
"We're sorry for how sloppy it is today. Packmaster's out on business, so we're running shop today. Just try not to break anything, please."
- Flashlight XXL - 250 Bits
"This thing is the best! Its kind of bulky, but its brighter than the sun itself! You'll never get lost with this thing around!"
"Just don't shine it in anyone's eyes like a certain bear-"
"I said I was sorry!"
- Grey Flaregun - 500 Bits
"Hehe, now you're packing some power! This thing's loud enough to send anything smaller than a truck running for cover! Just aim in the air and fire!"
"It can only hold one flare, so use it for emergencies only."
"Or pyrotechnics!"
- Grizzly Camp Home-In-A-Box - 1000 Bits
"A member of the Grizzly Pack is never away from home. This element-resistant tent can survive any place in the Digital World, and it even comes with basic necessities."
"No videogames, though. Kind of a bummer."
- Grapple Claw - 250 Bits
"There are a lot of mountains around here, so bringing one of these is always a good idea. You'll never have trouble climbing a mountain again."
"Plus, you can use it to nab extra food! Heh heh."
". . . So YOU'RE the one who took my sandwich!"
- Deadeye's Slingshot - 1000 Bits
"Oh, man, I invented this thing at a stakeout last year! Part weapon, part telescope, 100% useful!"
"Don't you think a Sealsdramon-caliber scope on a slingshot is a little excessive?"
"No such thing as overkill, man."
- Lop Pack Fresh Cookies - 250 Bits
"Aw, man, I LOVE these things! Way better than those smelly old rations Packmaster gives us. Nobody can hate a Lop Pack cookie!"
"All purchases go toward funding our sister pack. Your patronage is appreciated."
- 20 Feet Of Detachable Rope - 250 Bits
"First rule of exploring: bring rope. Trust me, there's never a bad time to use rope."
"Its data repairs if you separate it, too. So don't worry about it breaking."
- Traveller's Rucksack - 500 Bits
"Second rule of exploring: you'll need gear. And what better place to store it than a spacious and stylish Grizzly Pack backpack?"
"Um . . . just between you and me, customer, I think its actually kinda ugly. Crazy useful for long hikes, though, and way less smelly than old man Wizardmon's magic sacks."
- 1000-in-1 Omniknife - 1000 Bits
"Ohohoho, NOW we're talking! This knife has all kinds of functions: at least ten different kinds of knife, bottle opener, corkscrew, pen, fork, spoon, spork, novelty laser pointer-'
"Lets just say its got a miniature version of anything and leave it at that before Bearmon starts forgetting to breathe."
"-pez dispenser, ice cream scooper, magnifying glass-"
- Grizzly Pack Atlas Of Everything Ever - 2500 Bits
"This is the crown jewel of any branch of the Grizzly Pack. This is a constantly-updating atlas of the entire Digital World. Any basic fact or trivia you could ever want to know is right here in these electronic pages, as well as a regulation copy of the Grizzly Code."
"Nerd."
"Layabout."
Edited by Claptrap, Sep 29 2012, 10:44 PM.
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