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| girl anachronism | Sep 22 2008, 04:46 PM Post #1 |
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Try to remember
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This was written by a friend of mine. none of it is real. don't worry. though cheese graters slightly frighten me now. I will kill you, with a knife. First I'll cut off your toes, then your fingers, one knuckle at a time. You'll then lose your hair, one at a time, plucked from your head like the feathers of a thanksgiving turkey. After that I'll take a cheese grater to your skin, starting at the legs and going until no skin is left. Next to go are your eyes, as I slowly spoon them out like a jello dessert. I'll then pull out each tooth, slowly but forcefully, Starting with the bottom left, and curling around and up and back to the top left. Once I've gotten as much pain as I could out of that, I'll slowly scrape away your nostrils from the inside out, until it's a thin strand of muscle and cartiledge After that I'll move onto you're ears, filling them with piercings until there's no more ear left to punch a hole into I'll then grind into your tounge, using a tool fashioned from your own teeth. Once all of this is done I’ll lower you slowly into a bath of lemon juice, Letting the acid slowly eat away at what’s left of your body, If it can even still be referred to as that. After you’ve stopped writhing and screaming, I’ll send an electric current through your body, Starting at 1 volt, and increasing slowly until your heart finally gives out. doesn't that just make you feel good inside? |
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| ChipChamp | Sep 22 2008, 06:00 PM Post #2 |
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Have fun!
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o.O That was just slightly disturbing... lol |
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| D. Black | Sep 22 2008, 06:21 PM Post #3 |
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I'm not breathing, I must be in heaven
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Sounds like something I would write. XD If your friend happens to be a girl, tell her I'm interested. XD Edited by D. Black, Sep 22 2008, 06:26 PM.
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| girl anachronism | Sep 22 2008, 06:43 PM Post #4 |
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sadly no my friend is male..... and he is not interested.... love you signature. that is pretty amazing stuff, hilarious too. |
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| girl anachronism | Sep 23 2008, 06:37 PM Post #5 |
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So there is a new User by the name of Tallulah.... he can take credit for this one..... |
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| ** Death's servant | Sep 24 2008, 06:59 PM Post #6 |
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Reflection
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I like it. I would have added a few to the list, but congrats on it. nice and macabre don't actualy be doin this to anyone though. that would be bad. |
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