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| ** Death's servant | Dec 30 2008, 05:48 PM Post #1 |
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I was messing with some friends, saying that a friend had committed suicide and I decided a fake police report was necessary. (for those who are rather slow on the uptake this is not a real report. It's just meant too look good enough to fool someone for an hour or so. do not use this template for other than recreational purposes.) Police Report by: Officer James T. Black Nama: Beta No K/p: 00275-1442 Alamat: Delta On the 30th December 2008 Mr. Caleb Eckert who was found dead in the garage of a one Blake Ellis Swanson.. I now lodge this report ascertaining the causes of his death. Causes were: 1) suffocation by hanging by the neck. 2) High levels of acids primarily in the area of the mouth and throat. 3) Also notable was the post mortem removal of his liver, which is yet to be found. Upon examination the cornier who inspected the corpse believed these damages to be self inflicted. The investigators agree that the only probable cause of death was suicide by hanging by the neck. All further investigation has been suspended by the honorable Judge, George S. Hawthorn. Our condolences to his family and friends. Condolences, James T. Black; Judge George S. Hawthorn; and cornier Sebastian M. Oleander. |
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| D. Black | Dec 30 2008, 07:32 PM Post #2 |
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I'm not breathing, I must be in heaven
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I think it was Mr. Swanson, in the garage, with the rope! |
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| ** Death's servant | Dec 30 2008, 09:23 PM Post #3 |
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O.O it was a suicide. |
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| girl anachronism | Dec 30 2008, 10:30 PM Post #4 |
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Try to remember
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mmmmm death by hanging.... interesting way to go... |
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| +Linden | Dec 30 2008, 10:54 PM Post #5 |
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awesomesauce
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I burst into a fit of giggles there. XD |
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| D. Black | Dec 30 2008, 11:03 PM Post #6 |
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I'm not breathing, I must be in heaven
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I still think Blake did it...you dirty, dirty, criminal you |
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| +Linden | Dec 30 2008, 11:31 PM Post #7 |
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awesomesauce
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Somebody walked in on the murder. And stole his liver. Now it's in a jar in a limo sitting in an abandoned warehouse. But that's usually reserved for heads.... hmm. |
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| ** Death's servant | Dec 31 2008, 12:02 PM Post #8 |
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Reflection
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actually we gave it to a local falconer who desperately needed to feed her eagle. (Prometheus reference!?!?!?) |
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| girl anachronism | Dec 31 2008, 01:29 PM Post #9 |
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Try to remember
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good reference....nice. |
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