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I have planned out the rest of my life.
Topic Started: Jun 8 2009, 09:23 AM (367 Views)
D. Black
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After college, first I will go to the arctic and club baby seals, but then I will travel to the Northern Darkness (aka Norway ). There I will start my trv kvlt Norwegian symphonic black metal band, Minas Morgul. And we shall sing about Satan and Odin and Lord of the Rings, and many other grim and frostbitten things.

Next, I shall return to the United States and move to Los Angeles . There I shall start my hair metal band, Cocktapus. Our first drummer will die of a cocaine addiction, and all others in similar and bizarre ways.

After I leave rehab, I shall next journey to Japan and live in the mountains. There I shall begin my Samurai metal band, Kamikaze Sushi and we shall sing about destiny and ninjas and all that fun shit.

Following this, I shall move back to the States. I will journey to Louisiana and start a blues death metal band, Morguetrain. And we shall sing about having the blues, trains, blues, losing your girlfriend, trains, black people, and more trains.

I shall then move to Texas and start my Cowboy death metal band, Six Six Six Shooter. And we shall sing about whores, getting drunk, and killing people. And we’ll have a banjo player. So basically it’s folk metal except with cowboys.

Next I shall once again journey to Northern Europe and start my medieval power metal band, Knights Of Metal. And we shall sing about storming the burning fields, metal, killing orcs, and all that fun power metal stuff.

After this, I shall move to the Middle East and start my terrorist metal band, Infidel Holocaust. And every stage show will end with someone in the audience being publicly executed in the name of Allah.

My final adventure of metal will be when I form the supergroup Minas Train Sushi Shooter Metal Infidel-tapus, containing all members of the previous bands. So basically we’ll be a trv kvlt hair samurai blues cowboy power terrorist black death metal band. And our final concert will end with and epic explosion of pyrotechnics that kill everyone within a 16 mile radius.

Oh, and while all these bands are going on, I’ll have my techno rap metal side project, Testicle Festival.

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sounds wonderful =]

I most definitely will go to the Minas Train Sushi Shooter Metal Infidel-tapus concert. It'll be a blast XD
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Impressive life. New identities with each band?
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Celestial-Fox
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Hmm. That actually sounds fun. Especially the samurai band. 8D
Promise to send all of us good DPSers photos of your tour? X]
Edited by Celestial-Fox, Jun 21 2009, 02:45 AM.
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I wish you could favorite things on this because, this would be one at the top of the list X.x
It's awesome!! =^_^=
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I want some tickets please...
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D. Black
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For which band? Or should I just send you all of them? XD
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Yeah, hook us up with your world tour tickets...for all of them!
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