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| Jessie | Jul 12 2009, 06:59 PM Post #1 |
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Cause we're all insanely cool like that and have awesome writing skills B) . Yeah, we're definitely awesome. :D ******** Once upon a time there was a little boy named Oswald. He was a knight. He slayed many dragons and evil trolls. He had an anger management issue, and got arrested for biting a police officer and an EMT. Oswald was locked up in the clink till someone came to pay his bail. That night he decided to join a renaissance peace band. He played the badass electric cello. He became the world’s best cello player. He traveled to many places performing including the Statue of Liberty, where he played in concert alongside the band Dragonforce. After the concert his band and Dragonforce partied all night and he woke up on a random lawn surrounded by gnomes. He immediately sprung into action and tried to slay them all by his sword. But suddenly a magic portal appeared and he suddenly appeared in Alaska. He met a girl name Jessica who let him ride her pet polar bear. Then he went to the local village and stayed the night at the Igloo Hotel. The next day he left and flew to Albania where he met a very fat cow that started talking to him in Portuguese. It told him that he needed to make global warming HUGE because Antarctica needed to be colonized. So, he set out to have a meeting with Satan because he needed to use a washing machine because his clothes were very smelly from slaying dragons. So he met Satan and had a nice cup of tea with Satan while discussing business. This is what transpired: Satan allowed Oswald to use his unholy washing machine, as long as Oswald would tap dance for 3 hours and 18 minutes. Much to Oswald's amusement He found out he could actually tap dance. However, he was only able to tap dance for 3 hours and 17 minutes before he collapsed on the floor. Satan got angry and kicked his ass into the bathroom-stall-of-shame! As Oswald sat weeping in the bathroom-stall-of-shame, he reflected on his adventure, and wondered how the f*ck it went wrong. All of a sudden Billy Mays jumped out of the toilet and tried to sell Oswald a BRAND NEW TUB OF OXI CLEAN WITH A BONUS STICK OF MIGHTY PUTTY FOR ONLY $19.99 WHEN YOU CALL IN THE NEXT 10 MINUTES. SO, OSWALD CALLED AND he got a cat instead of his OXI CLEAN. So he took his sword and went on an insane rampage through the streets while singing Don't Stop Believing, until finally he collapsed exhausted on the street. To tired to kill anymore. At that time he was sexually assaulted by a rabid Canadian moose/sloth hybrid. After that horrific experience, Oswald decided he was scarred for life. So, he decided to go to Kentucky and become a hermit. But, on the way there, he was stopped by a military official who asked Oswald for his papers. Oswald didn't have any papers, so he gave the soldier a ticket that said he had to pay 1 million $ or kill 7 people so he killed some boys named David and Blake and some girls name Kelsey, Lindsey, Seef and Jessica. Then he killed himself. The end written by the awesomeness: Jessica Lindsey Seefy Kelsey David & Blake. cause we're all awesome like that ;) Edited by Jessie, Jul 12 2009, 08:52 PM.
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| Celestial-Fox | Jul 12 2009, 07:14 PM Post #2 |
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WEEEEEEST. . .
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*dies laughing* That Billy Mays lines killed me inside! |
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| D. Black | Jul 12 2009, 09:37 PM Post #3 |
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I'm not breathing, I must be in heaven
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We should do this again sometime. XD |
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| Jessie | Jul 12 2009, 09:45 PM Post #4 |
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haha, oh yes, it was fun. i didn't even mean for Lindsey to start the story, i juts felt like saying "once upon a time..." XD |
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| Celestial-Fox | Jul 12 2009, 10:45 PM Post #5 |
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WEEEEEEST. . .
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Once a week we should do it. X] |
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| Jessie | Jul 12 2009, 10:57 PM Post #6 |
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yes. lets =] |
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| Celestial-Fox | Jul 12 2009, 10:58 PM Post #7 |
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WEEEEEEST. . .
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We should have a set day to do it. Like every Monday or something. Then on Tuesday, someone could wrap it up with the last sentence. 8D |
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| ** Death's servant | Jul 13 2009, 06:59 PM Post #8 |
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Reflection
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that would be awesome |
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| Celestial-Fox | Jul 13 2009, 07:00 PM Post #9 |
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WEEEEEEST. . .
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It's a deal, then. MONDAY, PEOPLE. |
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| +Linden | Jul 19 2009, 11:59 PM Post #10 |
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awesomesauce
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I was gone for most of this. XD |
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