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| D. Black | Jul 22 2009, 10:40 PM Post #1 |
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I'm not breathing, I must be in heaven
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The Superhero With A Flock Of Seagulls Haircut And The Almighty Spork Of Sparkly Power And Stuff…And Zombies Once upon a time there were a bunch of super heroes that all had different kinds of hair styles. One had a mullet, one had a comb over and one had a Flock of Seagulls hair cut. They were all very best friends. One day the superhero with a Flock of Seagulls hair cut went on eBay and bought a jumbo sized titanium spork. He had to march 50,000 miles to the International Spork Festival where he would meet Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan esquire. They would all be forced to shovel mounds of skittles into tiny wagons drawn by chinchillas for 48 hours straight while singing "Baby One More Time." Afterwards they would play Russian roulette. Then they would have to perform open heart surgery on a fully conscious Alaskan bull worm. Then, finally they would have to go hunt wolverines with a 12 gage. The winner would be given the Almighty Spork Of Sparkly Power And Stuff, and be forced to engage in a sporkfight/game of poker/lightsaber duel with a master poet named David. So, the Flock of Seagulls superhero, Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan all passed through the challenges, but the final winner of the three was the Flock of Seagulls superhero. So he ascended the Great Mountain to battle David. He reached the summit and David flew in with his flying skillz dressed in a chicken costume. He landed on the field of battle and sang Don't stop Believing instead of the national anthem. So the Flock of Seagulls superhero raised his Almighty Spork Of Sparkly Power And Stuff and killed David in on power and stuff blow. David’s dragon got pissed and went to go tear the superhero's face off. So then the F.o.S fell and died in pain. David somehow managed to become a zombie. So then a crew of people; Jessica, Seef, Lindsey, Kelsey and Blake, thought they must save their friend from himself, so they decided to try to kill him using the power of love. But David ate all of their brains. So they became zombies too and went on an epic adventure to devour the brains of big foot. They started in France, because everyone there had big feet. So they slowly made there way to Japan, where everyone had really small feet. They were attacked by robot ninja sharks and were attacked by non-robot ninja sharks. They ate the brains of the robot ninja sharks and the non-robot ninja sharks, and their unstoppable army of zombies, robot ninja shark zombies, and non-robot ninja shark zombies shambled onward to Narnia, where they defeated Prince Caspian. Next they marched upon the fortress of Aslan, but it was long destroyed , but those 4 annoying kids were there soooo there would be an epic battle. Peter managed to kill zombie Blake and zombie Jessica, but.. the other zombies live on. Aslan suddenly appears as a flaming zombie with wings. He has a backup zombie army and the two armies feasted upon the flesh of those god damn kids. After dinner they all killed Aslan and then slowly took over teh Narnia world and died off. TEH ENDZ! Written by teh epic badassery of Jessica David Lindsey (who only wrote like three lines, lol) |
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| Jessie | Jul 22 2009, 10:54 PM Post #2 |
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hahahaha, these are so much fun XD it's like mad libs gone wild |
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| D. Black | Jul 22 2009, 10:56 PM Post #3 |
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I'm not breathing, I must be in heaven
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The next one should be Hermione Granger And The Sawed-Off Shotgun Of Justice XD |
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| Celestial-Fox | Jul 22 2009, 11:07 PM Post #4 |
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WEEEEEEST. . .
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Fortress of Aslan, lol. |
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| Jessie | Jul 22 2009, 11:10 PM Post #5 |
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lol lol, once in spanish we had to make our dream houses seef and we were all "yeah, well in MY house i'm gonna have...." and jimmy goes "yeah, well i'm gonna have the door to narnia in my house" XD |
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| Celestial-Fox | Jul 22 2009, 11:13 PM Post #6 |
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WEEEEEEST. . .
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I'm sure he didn't anticipate those 4 annoying kids being there! These stories are so awesome. |
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| Jessie | Jul 22 2009, 11:23 PM Post #7 |
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hahaha, yeah, they're fun , remember at you're sisters birthday, and andrew's sister kept trying to save the pig and she never could XD |
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| Celestial-Fox | Jul 22 2009, 11:25 PM Post #8 |
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WEEEEEEST. . .
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Haha, yeah. Lol. |
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| +Linden | Jul 23 2009, 12:17 AM Post #9 |
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awesomesauce
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Damn right, my three lines. :P |
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| ** Death's servant | Jul 23 2009, 01:44 AM Post #10 |
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Reflection
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dude! It's awesome |
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