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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 16 2014, 03:19 PM (1,242 Views) | |
| Honey Badger | Mar 16 2014, 03:19 PM Post #1 |
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I know this is an overrated, on-going debate, but I really just want to know you're opinion on the matter. I want to see what the majority says; I'm doing an experiment. Edited by Honey Badger, Mar 16 2014, 03:20 PM.
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| Basement Cat | Mar 19 2014, 03:15 AM Post #41 |
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we dem boys
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Yeshhh So majestix |
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| chickaber227 | Mar 20 2014, 03:21 AM Post #42 |
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But twice tho?! |
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| flying cat | Mar 21 2014, 02:24 AM Post #43 |
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OK. So I know I have put in other theory's besides this but here is the best one yet. The egg came first because two normal birds (lets just call them parrots) mated and the female had an egg (it happens guys) and then a mile or so away two pidgins mated and the female had two eggs. But one of the eggs died so no one cares about that egg. Anyways, so then the egg for the parrots hatched and a few hours later the egg for the pidgin hatched and just by coincidence both of them were really weird looking. So then the parrot family is like "What the f*** is that?" and they shun the deformed bird looking thing that came from the egg. A few miles away, the pidgins looked at their creation and the dad was like "What the f*** is that?" and the mom was like "its our baby" and the day was like "no, that's something else entirely" and so the mom was like "but husband..." and the husband was like, "that's no son of mine" and so they shunned the deformed looking thing. Then, the two bird looking things happened to be shunned in the same direction and they met up and were like, "Wooo you look kind of like me" and then they mated and had the first chicken. The End |
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| chickaber227 | Mar 21 2014, 02:30 AM Post #44 |
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No |
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| flying cat | Mar 21 2014, 02:35 AM Post #45 |
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Trust me, it happened
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| Basement Cat | Mar 21 2014, 02:46 AM Post #46 |
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we dem boys
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As a geologist I can 100% confirm that as fact |
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| chickaber227 | Mar 21 2014, 02:49 AM Post #47 |
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Heheh Geologist |
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| Basement Cat | Mar 21 2014, 02:52 AM Post #48 |
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we dem boys
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Hehe yeah Hey thom didya get the joke |
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| chickaber227 | Mar 21 2014, 03:09 AM Post #49 |
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Thom's gone!!!
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| Basement Cat | Mar 21 2014, 03:13 AM Post #50 |
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we dem boys
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Omg |
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