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Chicken or the Egg?; Paradoxes make life harder.
Topic Started: Mar 16 2014, 03:19 PM (1,242 Views)
Honey Badger
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I know this is an overrated, on-going debate, but I really just want to know you're opinion on the matter. I want to see what the majority says; I'm doing an experiment.

Edited by Honey Badger, Mar 16 2014, 03:20 PM.
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Basement Cat
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Yeshhh
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chickaber227
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But twice tho?!
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OK. So I know I have put in other theory's besides this but here is the best one yet. The egg came first because two normal birds (lets just call them parrots) mated and the female had an egg (it happens guys) and then a mile or so away two pidgins mated and the female had two eggs. But one of the eggs died so no one cares about that egg. Anyways, so then the egg for the parrots hatched and a few hours later the egg for the pidgin hatched and just by coincidence both of them were really weird looking. So then the parrot family is like "What the f*** is that?" and they shun the deformed bird looking thing that came from the egg. A few miles away, the pidgins looked at their creation and the dad was like "What the f*** is that?" and the mom was like "its our baby" and the day was like "no, that's something else entirely" and so the mom was like "but husband..." and the husband was like, "that's no son of mine" and so they shunned the deformed looking thing. Then, the two bird looking things happened to be shunned in the same direction and they met up and were like, "Wooo you look kind of like me" and then they mated and had the first chicken.
The End
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No
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flying cat
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Trust me, it happened ;)
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Basement Cat
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As a geologist I can 100% confirm that as fact
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Heheh
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Hehe yeah

Hey thom didya get the joke
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Thom's gone!!! :(
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Omg
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