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Mlg Pro Meepo; I have no idea what I'm doing
Topic Started: Jun 30 2014, 03:55 PM (158 Views)
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CAT'S GANG BANG MEEPO GUIDE

Alright so I'm here to show you bitches my MLG PRO 110% Win rate Meepo Guide. (Prepare thy Anus)

Skills

(Q) Rape Trap: This ability throws a rape net that slows the fuckers down so you and your Meepo gangbang team can rape them extra fast.

(W) GangBang: This ability teleports a Meepo into the clusterfuck with an big poof that deals damage. (You can only teleport to one of your Gangbaning Buddies)

(E) Stun Stick: This ability makes all Meepos Rape sign slow the enemy bitches and apply Chlamydia. (a DoT that stacks with other Meepos Rape sign)

(R) GangBang Squad: This creates more Meepos! (More Meepos = More Rape!)

Itemization

[1] So you're going to want those Power Treads for extra rape Power.

[2] Aghanim's Scepter gives your Meepo's even MOAR rape Power and 100% Stat sharing.

[3] Blink Dagger is essential for your Blink + GangBang combo.

[4] Heart of Tarrasque gives you and ALL of your Meepos with Mega Tank abilities so you can Rape EVERY SINGLE ENEMY and Live to tell the tale.

[5] Armlet of Morniggian is pretty swag because of the massive stats it gives the entire GangBand Team

[6] Hell if I know, Build another Rape item ;)

Combos

The Main combo with Meepo is the Blink Dagger + 4x Poof. This combo is sure to rape any unsuspecting enemy that just so happens to be caught in your Rape Trap.

Conclusion

You can put 110% of your trust into me with this guide that you will will ALL of your games as long as you follow this guide because I have over 15 Entire hours played on Dota 2 and half of that is AFK at the menu screen and the other half is Bot games.
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