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Topic Started: Apr 1 2013, 05:20 PM (110 Views)
Varkanax
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Ix Gamemaster

Rain continued to drizzle down over the island, as the Gamemaster watched the contestants idly scurry about the island like the insignificant fools they were. He gave a grin as morning began to break over the island. Time for another one of his announcements. He always enjoyed these.

"Good morning competitors!" the Gamemaster called out over the island. "I trust your night has been a pleasant one?"

There was no answer, of course. The Gamemaster grinned. "I'm very disappointed in you all. You had a lot of potential, but due to an emergency declaration of war against the Xaterex Resistance, we are now bringing these games to an end. You people just aren't entertaining enough. Thus, the new dangerzones are The Ocean and The Entire Island. You will all be destroyed within ten minutes. Thank you."

The Gamemaster switched off the PA system for the last time, then remembered something. "Oh, one more thing," he grinned as he flicked on the PA system. "The Dark Lord Vahrikaan has a special message for all of you."

Bye all, said Vahrikaan.

The Gamemaster smiled. It was over.

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OOC stuff:

You have ten minutes to kill your characters or I take them over and will kill them instead.

Everyone is rolled this week. Ten minutes to complete the death, all cards confiscated.


Also, this was a terrible April Fool's Joke. 100% Non-canon. Nothing said in this post affects the game in any way.

Just, everyone, keep posting and make sure the Ix are entertained. It's been a great week so far. :D

~Varkanax
Edited by Varkanax, Apr 1 2013, 05:21 PM.
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Delta
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Ha ha ha

I am not amused. Yes I am :P
Edited by Delta, Apr 1 2013, 05:22 PM.
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BionicleKid
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*Niha blows up quite blandly*

Haha, very funny. I was about halfway through when I reallised that this must be an April Fool's joke. XD
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Rando07
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You almost had me there!
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Delta
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This is one of the better ones I've seen. Just look at the CBW. Or even the one site that allowed a member to troll articles/blogs. The drama is still keeping me off there :/
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Keihan
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And locked.
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