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Crystal the Golddigger
Topic Started: Jun 29 2012, 09:06 PM (9,005 Views)
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Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread
Posted: Dec 20, 2009 8:37 PM in response to: Souleone Reply


I giggled hysterically when I read this....from Crystal's Twitter...

Wish I felt betterHave a bladder infection that doesn't seem 2b getting any better & the antibiotics I'm on don't make me feel very good:/

Wonder what caused her infection? LOL




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Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread
Posted: Dec 20, 2009 8:45 PM in response to: Vixxen Reply


Baby Oil for sure...






Where are you, Bubblers?!?! :wub:
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Someone PLEASE tweet to her to "Stay away from the baby oil!" It will make my week!!!
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Jul 7 2012, 07:00 PM
Someone PLEASE tweet to her to "Stay away from the baby oil!" It will make my week!!!
I will! :D
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OMG we can cuss!!! No censorship!!!!! shitdamnfuckassholedickpussy....I'm in 7th heaven....
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SassiAani
Jul 7 2012, 11:44 PM
OMG we can cuss!!! No censorship!!!!! shitdamnfuckassholedickpussy....I'm in 7th heaven....
Crystal is a blue cheese cunt waffle.

That is my favorite slur. And the worst one
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So I can say my favorite swear word which is FUCK A DUCK!!!
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Crystal is a blue cheese cunt waffle.

PLEASE! I DO NOT EVER want to see or hear of a blue waffle!!!!!
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Crystal and Melissa walked past me at a Motley Crew concert in Vegas a few months ago... It was interesting because I did a double take at Melissa because she was beautiful and had a welcoming presence and it was only then that I noticed she was with Crystal who was so skeleton thin that she was almost unrecognizable. She would look a lot younger if she added a few pounds to her frame.
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"Cuntwaffle" is a pretty awesome slur. I think I need to use that one in the next 48 hours. :P :D
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double :D
Edited by Teresa, Jul 8 2012, 07:28 AM.
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triple :O
Edited by Teresa, Jul 8 2012, 07:28 AM.
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SassiAani
Jul 7 2012, 11:44 PM
OMG we can cuss!!! No censorship!!!!! shitdamnfuckassholedickpussy....I'm in 7th heaven....
LMFAO!!

It's the small things that make you happy! I'm so happy you're my fucking friend!






btw. we do have to censor , boobs, ass, pussy and dicks! B-)
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Jul 8 2012, 01:49 AM
"Cuntwaffle" is a pretty awesome slur. I think I need to use that one in the next 48 hours. :P :D
Polly and Jen ruined me for life with their post of blue waffles! :blink:
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we can say a fucking blue waffle that farts a lot?
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porn porn porn hell hell hell .lol
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Oh shit, it's started again!!

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free drugs again :O
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Jul 9 2012, 06:23 AM
free drugs again :O
No doubt about that!
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If I were Hef I'd be really insulted that Crystal "begged" to come back yet is still flying off to make $ at her DJ gigs and constantly fires off sponsored tweets. I'm all for giving people second chances and can appreciate a generous and forgiving heart, but it's pretty clear at this point that Crystal is laughing her way to the bank. Oh well, he got a major ego stroke off of being able to brag about her dying to return to him. Business as usual!
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hef is nuts too.....they belong together :D
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