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Crystal the Golddigger
Topic Started: Jun 29 2012, 09:06 PM (9,002 Views)
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Deleeza
Jul 15 2012, 04:55 PM
This is going to take a bit, but eventually we'll get it. Fat head is a good target to practice on. What is it about her that makes me want to go "blurk"? Same thing with the old lady and her two sisters. :X
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Jul 15 2012, 04:15 PM
ahhhhhh I see what your doing, but why would you want to make it smaller?
It's just an example. Some of the pictures are very large. You can also make it bigger? NOOOOOO not a bigger Crystal head!!!
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Jul 15 2012, 06:23 PM
Teresa
Jul 15 2012, 04:15 PM
ahhhhhh I see what your doing, but why would you want to make it smaller?
It's just an example. Some of the pictures are very large. You can also make it bigger? NOOOOOO not a bigger Crystal head!!!
Ohhhhhh Hell Noooooooooooooooooo!!!






Melisssa and Crustal are really becoming close bff's .....I love to know what happened with all that. I'm thankful I saved screen shots! ;)
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

A picture from her new swimwear range.. not enough photoshop in the world could correct this girl - its like they have accentuated the problem areas!!!

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TOO MANY OF THE SAME PICTURE!!!! ARE YOU TRYING TO SCARE ME?????
Edited by Tishy, Jul 16 2012, 01:21 AM.
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Jul 16 2012, 01:00 AM
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

A picture from her new swimwear range.. not enough photoshop in the world could correct this girl - its like they have accentuated the problem areas!!!

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That's, like, the ugliest swimsuit EVER. Her body looks okay, but they did something scary to her eyes. And what's up with the weirdass lace strappy shit under her boobs? Did somebody find a hundred rolls of blue elastic-banded lace on clearance in the fabric district or something?
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I don't think too many people will be rocking that look at the beach. Hideous! Sorry Crystal, stick to your day job whatever that is lol... Leave the bikini's to Sheridyn =) I love some of hers!!!
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Jul 16 2012, 01:00 AM
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

A picture from her new swimwear range.. not enough photoshop in the world could correct this girl - its like they have accentuated the problem areas!!!

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WTFUCK?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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http://www.myveve.com/crystal

Here's the rest of her swimsuits... that's a whole lot o' ugly!
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She put crystals in the nip area...at least she knows where their supposed to be...miss wonky boobs :D
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Yeah, the placement of those crystals is awkward... it's like they just pinned sparkly crap anywhere they could...
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Can we for a minute talk about THIS
I mean, that signature looks like a 7 year old wrote it.

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Now we all know signatures can be sloppy, but when you you sign autographs and stuff and then have a website using the sig as part of the brand, then you could at least TRY to make it look nice!

Looks like Hef was trying to sneak in a lil BJ while she was trying to sign it. Can't multitask, eh?

Geeeshhh!
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Jul 16 2012, 11:48 AM
Can we for a minute talk about THIS
I mean, that signature looks like a 7 year old wrote it.

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Now we all know signatures can be sloppy, but when you you sign autographs and stuff and then have a website using the sig as part of the brand, then you could at least TRY to make it look nice!

Looks like Hef was trying to sneak in a lil BJ while she was trying to sign it. Can't multitask, eh?

Geeeshhh!
It reminded me of when you have to sign for a package or credit card on those electronic pads- it never looks quite right...
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She never even wears bathing suits at the mansion, she is always all covered up! So why would she design a line? It makes no sense... and they are really ugly. Poor girl can't get anything right. :X
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I noticed that signature right off the bat. My 6 yr old writes better than that! And isn't she wearing Trisha's night gown dress she wore to Kendra's?? The wonky eye is back as well! YIKES
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This is disappointing to me. I LOVE swimsuits, especially glam Vegas style ones like she is trying to do. I love Beach Bunny swimwear. Thats the look she is going for but hers are like cheap versions that look like someone vomited crystals on them. I agree with the poster who said "she just can't get ANYTHING right." sigh.
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god damn those look cheap as shit. like walmart and kmart would say fuck no, we have quality standards!
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