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| Crystal Harris-Hefner thread. Crustal's, many faces, lies, failed career moves & infections.; Post that made us LOFAO! | |
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| Teresa | Jul 7 2012, 11:37 AM Post #1 |
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Replies: 5,679 - Pages: 379 [ Previous | 1 ... 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 | Next ] - Last Post: Jun 6, 2012 11:16 AM by: Deleeza Threads: [ Previous | Next ] JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 22, 2009 3:32 AM in response to: Vixxen Reply here's hoping that her friend who reads the boards will tell her not to screw around with this and get thorough exam.....and not by hef! Message was edited by: JOY2 Teresa (; Posts: 8,244 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 22, 2009 6:59 AM in response to: JOY2 Reply > here's hoping that her friend who reads the boards > will tell her not to > screw around with this and get thorough exam.....and > not by hef! > > Message was edited by: > JOY2 Wonder why her Momma never taught her about personal hygiene. Guess she kept everything a secret from her daughter lol! All kidding aside she is a grown woman....she can't take care of that Crusty Snatch?? COME ON....another attention tweet!! starmaker Posts: 7,769 Registered: 12/4/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 22, 2009 7:51 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply someone told me the girls always fake the infection to get out of having all that bedroom fun with hef, just what i heard, this is second hand news so playboy don't get all over my shitttt lol! playboy2009 Posts: 3,588 Registered: 7/9/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 22, 2009 9:00 AM in response to: starmaker Reply no one knows what is going on in the bedroom unless they are there. merely a lot of speculation. Crystal has been sick as she has not attended some events. Souleone Posts: 4,482 Registered: 5/13/07 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 22, 2009 9:13 AM in response to: playboy2009 Reply Yes yes we have all been made aware of the plight of Crusty's urethra. badfred Posts: 4,444 Registered: 4/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 22, 2009 10:46 AM in response to: Souleone Reply Careful what you say... I think there is a mole on the board circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 22, 2009 10:47 AM in response to: starmaker Reply > someone told me the girls always fake the infection > to get out of having all that bedroom fun with hef, > just what i heard, this is second hand news so > playboy don't get all over my shitttt lol! Yes, that was also in either the Izabella or JillAnn books (forget which) but the girls would fake periods/infection to get out of sex. Also it was stated that a lot of the girls got UTI's/yeast infections from the baby oil fun. circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 22, 2009 10:48 AM in response to: Souleone Reply > Yes yes we have all been made aware of the plight of > Crusty's urethra. LOL! circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 22, 2009 10:49 AM in response to: Souleone Reply I remember there was a period of time when Crystal seemed to be sick all the time - at least she was tweeting that she was sick. Someone suggested that it was to get attention/sympathy from Hef. Sounds like a Crusty tactic. Souleone Posts: 4,482 Registered: 5/13/07 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 22, 2009 11:36 AM in response to: circe21 Reply I think "sick" was a euphemism for "minor surgeries" And I don't care what kind of rodents are on this board, I'll say what I want on the CRITICS side. SassiAani Posts: 2,257 Registered: 12/4/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 22, 2009 12:12 PM in response to: Souleone Reply I wouldn't expect anything less. Same here... playboy2009 Posts: 3,588 Registered: 7/9/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 22, 2009 12:15 PM in response to: SassiAani Reply I agree this is the critics side so of course we can say what we want Souleone Posts: 4,482 Registered: 5/13/07 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 22, 2009 12:35 PM in response to: playboy2009 Reply No, you can't. Fan comments are NOT welcome here. pdub4 Posts: 5,164 Registered: 2/20/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 22, 2009 1:14 PM in response to: Souleone Reply Second that pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 22, 2009 2:30 PM in response to: playboy2009 Reply |
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| Teresa | Jul 7 2012, 11:39 AM Post #2 |
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Replies: 5,679 - Pages: 379 [ Previous | 1 ... 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 | Next ] - Last Post: Jun 6, 2012 11:16 AM by: Deleeza Threads: [ Previous | Next ] badfred Posts: 4,444 Registered: 4/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 22, 2009 3:19 PM in response to: Souleone Reply You go girl, ride em cowgirl!!!! Bubblers Posts: 519 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 22, 2009 3:42 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply I wonder if Crystal knows that you get UTI's from backdoor action, then front door, than backdoor... circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 22, 2009 3:45 PM in response to: Bubblers Reply > I wonder if Crystal knows that you get UTI's from > backdoor action, then front door, than backdoor... EWwwwwww!!! LOLOLOL!!! circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 22, 2009 3:46 PM in response to: Souleone Reply > I think "sick" was a euphemism for "minor surgeries" > Could be...I wouldn't put it past her to fake illness for sympathy/attention though. She's gotta do *something* to keep Hef even vaguely interested, after all! LOL starmaker Posts: 7,769 Registered: 12/4/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 22, 2009 3:50 PM in response to: playboy2009 Reply some have been there, have you playboy, because i do know of some that have been in the bedroom playboy2009 Posts: 3,588 Registered: 7/9/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 22, 2009 4:40 PM in response to: Souleone Reply > No, you can't. Fan comments are NOT welcome here. I am NOT making fan comments. Although there are a lot of fan comments on the Holly threads on the critic's side so maybe you can let them know this is the critic's side too. playboy2009 Posts: 3,588 Registered: 7/9/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 22, 2009 4:41 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply > MOD has instructed us to make crutical comments here. > Can't you ever learn?? I think MOD was telling you that on the fan side so that is kinda funny Please look on the holly threads on the critics side and you will see almost all fan comments but I for one am not making any fan comments on the crtitic side about any of the girls, thank you Happy Holidays to you |
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Posted Image Bubblers Posts: 519 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 27, 2009 1:01 PM in response to: circe21 Reply See now, this is exactly what I was talking about before...There are no paparazzi pics of Crystal out on the town etc...just these weird bathroom-closet ones that she takes of herself... circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 27, 2009 1:19 PM in response to: Bubblers Reply > See now, this is exactly what I was talking about > before...There are no paparazzi pics of Crystal out > on the town etc...just these weird bathroom-closet > ones that she takes of herself... LOL!!! The paparazzi probably wouldn't even know who she is anyway. Maybe Hef is embarrassed by her and confines her to the closet/bathroom except for "special occasions". |
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Teresa (; Posts: 8,244 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 27, 2009 5:41 PM in response to: playboy2009 Reply > > See now, this is exactly what I was talking about > > before...There are no paparazzi pics of Crystal > out > > on the town etc...just these weird bathroom-closet > > ones that she takes of herself... > > still much better than those birthday pics of Holly > on the fans side, eek! YOUR DREAMING.... hey you, ssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh be real quiet were trying to have fun! Souleone Posts: 4,482 Registered: 5/13/07 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 27, 2009 6:11 PM in response to: SassiAani Reply I only know how to do it from a Mac, but for Macs it's press and hold the "option" button and then press the 1 button. ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡ Those aren't i's! They just imitate them really well. On Mac's using accent marks are so easy. So I can say things like färt too! Souleone Posts: 4,482 Registered: 5/13/07 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 27, 2009 6:12 PM in response to: Souleone Reply Oh and I know you can say boob, but bøøb is so much funner! 13danielle Posts: 3,277 Registered: 8/22/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 27, 2009 6:14 PM in response to: Souleone Reply I really have tried to like her...but it ain't working. I can't really pinpoint what has lead me to not be a fan, but I just can't. Teresa (; Posts: 8,244 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 27, 2009 6:18 PM in response to: Souleone Reply > Oh and I know you can say boob, but bøøb is so much > funn So Funny" You hacked E's bad word edit" lmao hahahahahaha Bubblers Posts: 519 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 27, 2009 7:00 PM in response to: playboy2009 Reply Again...with the..."But Holly...wah,wah,wah..." You talk more about Holly than anyone on all 4 boards put together!! And I believe it was you, that just a few days ago said..."But I rarely talk about Holly." Hmmmmm. Reminds me of another person that so famously lies all the time... Bubblers Posts: 519 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 27, 2009 7:03 PM in response to: Bubblers Reply P.S. At least Holly HAS fans.... badfred Posts: 4,444 Registered: 4/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 27, 2009 7:05 PM in response to: Bubblers Reply I really like Holly and am glad to see that she is still a focus on all of the boards. She pretty and seems much happier now she way from the Hef-n-ator... Some said on another post she might grace the cover of playboy... funny she was too old now she is so hot! badfred Posts: 4,444 Registered: 4/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 27, 2009 7:07 PM in response to: Bubblers Reply We have spent more time with Holly. And the show was a little more PG. I didn't watch Kendra Baby Shower, but it looked like they gave Kendra a KK throw, sister on sister, moving up the scale to R rated, then the twins shaving legs. It started out okay then moved to X rated... Bubblers Posts: 519 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 27, 2009 7:31 PM in response to: badfred Reply I hope she doesn't do the cover, it would be such a step down...People that do the cover are unknowns TRYING to make it (except Dec issues)...Holly has made it already! pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 27, 2009 7:38 PM in response to: Bubblers Reply In hollys case I wouldn't see it as a step backwards. She will always be a part of pb and she is very secure on her own right now. I think it would be a benefit to the mag as well as to her fans!! Malindak2 Posts: 2,338 Registered: 3/1/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 27, 2009 7:48 PM in response to: Souleone Reply > This is the NEW GIRLS critics side, where "lame > Crystal jabs" are allowed. It just gets OLD with the > bringing up of Holly all the friggin time. > > And Ewy, it's an upside down exclamation point that > makes it "censor friendly" > > Message was edited by: > Souleone to add that it's the side for the > for the NEW girls to be called useless money hungry > fame whores. Calling HBK useless money hungry > famewhores belongs on the OTHER critics board. Shiat, > it's NOT ROCKET SCIENCE! No JOKE! I thought the moderator had clarified this more than once. If you get an urge, sit on your hands. Or don't come over here at all. That has only given critics ammo to go on the CKK fan board and post negative. Malindak2 Posts: 2,338 Registered: 3/1/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 27, 2009 7:55 PM in response to: badfred Reply > I really like Holly and am glad to see that she is > still a focus on all of the boards. > > She pretty and seems much happier now she way from > the Hef-n-ator... Some said on another post she might > grace the cover of playboy... funny she was too old > now she is so hot! You know what's funny?! The other day I was making my daily visit to all four boards and I laughed because on the NGD-Fan board the top 3 topics and the only 3 topics that had new posts (for me, i had been gone all day) was Good Holly Posts! lol Then I went to the GND-Fans board and again the top 3 newly posted on threads were good ones about holly. Both critic boards had been silent. hahahah Loved it Malindak2 Posts: 2,338 Registered: 3/1/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 27, 2009 8:01 PM in response to: Bubblers Reply > I hope she doesn't do the cover, it would be such a > step down...People that do the cover are unknowns > TRYING to make it (except Dec issues)...Holly has > made it already! I kinda hope she doesn't. I like Holly. But I can hear it now, "Holly is only doing it because" or "Holly ran back to hef to try to get PM again." Think like a critic. You know how they are. She is already successful. She doesn't need to do it. Besides, I'm sure a certain member on here KNOWS if she is or isn't. (cough, cough) Message was edited by: Malindak2 sweetdreams Posts: 5,638 Registered: 3/9/07 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 27, 2009 8:05 PM in response to: badfred Reply I think Holly is very happy in Vegas. Vegas suits her it's flashy and trashy(not being nasty-just where else can you let 80% of your boobs hang out like she does and not get arrested?) When someone posted her Halloween outfit(the Queen of Hearts) it was like she was soo totally home and Queen Bee. The only draw back for Vegas is I don't think it is an easy place to find a nice normal guy with his head on straight and to raise a family. I think she is having the time of her life and everything is new-but I also think she has that little voice inside her longing for a loving stable relationship and marriage and a family. Who knows what is in the cards though? She can find a Prince Charming hopefully. SassiAani Posts: 2,257 Registered: 12/4/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 27, 2009 8:08 PM in response to: Souleone Reply If she took all the time and trouble and pain to get the PB tattoo off her but she better think twice about getting on the cover. BIG step backwards!!! SassiAani Posts: 2,257 Registered: 12/4/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 27, 2009 8:09 PM in response to: Souleone Reply Unfortunately no MAC. Burst my bubble would ya! |
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JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 28, 2009 3:15 AM in response to: sweetdreams Reply i agree, she is having the time of her life in vegas... her job is fun and now a tv show coming up. life is what happens to us while we're busy making other plans . when the right person shows up, she'll be where she needs to be.....the same for the rest of us . i met mr right at 40 and now i see why none of those other guys were the right one. ckk are with mr.rightnow, but they will be trying to find mr.right someday too. JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 28, 2009 3:16 AM in response to: SassiAani Reply window's needs a java program from what i can tell.....that's too much work for shiit.lol ewysiwg Posts: 1,486 From: RejectVille USA Registered: 5/27/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 28, 2009 8:55 AM in response to: SassiAani Reply I don't have a MAC either. I just go into MS Word, and then "insert symbol," and I insert the upside down !. Then I copy and paste into the message here to get my swearing groove on. Where there's a will, there's a way! circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 28, 2009 9:19 AM in response to: Bubblers Reply > Again...with the..."But Holly...wah,wah,wah..." You > talk more about Holly than anyone on all 4 boards put > together!! And I believe it was you, that just a few > days ago said..."But I rarely talk about Holly." > Hmmmmm. Reminds me of another person that so famously > lies all the time... So true...this is a thread about Crystal. There are plenty of critical threads about Holly this poster could have posted in, but clearly she is just here to cause trouble. circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 28, 2009 9:21 AM in response to: circe21 Reply Yikes! Trainwreck Status!!! The Twins look like streetwalkers and Crystal looks like a 40-year old Frederick's of Hollywood model circa 1984. Poor Crystal. She just isn't youthful looking at all, no matter how hard she tries.... Posted Image Malindak2 Posts: 2,338 Registered: 3/1/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 28, 2009 10:45 AM in response to: circe21 Reply > Yikes! > > Trainwreck Status!!! > > The Twins look like streetwalkers and Crystal looks > like a 40-year old Frederick's of Hollywood model > circa 1984. > > Poor Crystal. She just isn't youthful looking at all, > no matter how hard she tries.... > > > src="http://i47.tinypic.com/302w942.jpg" border="0" > alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic"> Good Gosh! With their millionaire boyfriend you would think the twins could find clothes better than that! They truely do look like streetwalkers! And where was the photographer standing? Crystal is looking to the left (my left while typeing) the twins are looking right (my right while typing) and I don't know where hef is looking, straight or right. What the twins are wearing it so awful. Teresa (; Posts: 8,244 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 28, 2009 10:55 AM in response to: Bubblers Reply > P.S. At least Holly HAS fans.... hahahahahahahahaha But true!! Teresa (; Posts: 8,244 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 28, 2009 10:56 AM in response to: circe21 Reply > > Again...with the..."But Holly...wah,wah,wah..." > You > > talk more about Holly than anyone on all 4 boards > put > > together!! And I believe it was you, that just a > few > > days ago said..."But I rarely talk about Holly." > > Hmmmmm. Reminds me of another person that so > famously > > lies all the time... > > So true...this is a thread about Crystal. There are > plenty of critical threads about Holly this poster > could have posted in, but clearly she is just here to > cause trouble. > > Hopefully MOD sees what she is up to and bans her > permanently. Teresa (; Posts: 8,244 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 28, 2009 11:00 AM in response to: circe21 Reply > Yikes! > > Trainwreck Status!!! > > The Twins look like streetwalkers and Crystal looks > like a 40-year old Frederick's of Hollywood model > circa 1984. > > Poor Crystal. She just isn't youthful looking at all, > no matter how hard she tries.... > > > src="http://i47.tinypic.com/302w942.jpg" border="0" > alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic"> What a fuc*King mess! Why in the world would they even post a picture like this?? YIKES YIKES YIKES AND YIKES!! circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 28, 2009 4:17 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply Ouch. Rough. Poor Crystal looks WAAAAY beyond her years... Posted Image Teresa (; Posts: 8,244 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 28, 2009 4:24 PM in response to: circe21 Reply > Yikes! > > Trainwreck Status!!! > > The Twins look like streetwalkers and Crystal looks > like a 40-year old Frederick's of Hollywood model > circa 1984. > > Poor Crystal. She just isn't youthful looking at all, > no matter how hard she tries.... > > > src="http://i47.tinypic.com/302w942.jpg" border="0" > alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic"> For a certain poster..........feel the beat......Black Eye Peas......Fergie singing......I LIKE THAT BOOM BOOM POW THOSE CHICKS ARE JOCKIN MY STYLE TRYIN TO COPY MY SWAGGER...HBK ARE ON TOO THEIR NEW LIVES NOW....HBK ARE SO 3000 AND GREAT....CKK ARE SO 2000 AND LATE.....HBK GOT THAT BOOM BOOM BOOM..THAT FUTURE BOOM BOOM BOOM...CKK GOTTA GET THAT BOOM BOOM BOOM IN HEFS ROOM ROOM ROOM...FOR A NEW NOSE NOSE NOSE....WATCH THEM TOUCH EACH OTHERS CRUSTY SNATCH SNATCH SNATCH....CKK GOTTA GET THAT BOOM BOOM POW......feel the beat....AS THEY BEAT HEFS AND KEITHS MEAT........are you feeling it??? just can't get that song out of my head...what in the world were they thinking when they posted this picture?? Teresa (; Posts: 8,244 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 28, 2009 4:27 PM in response to: circe21 Reply > Ouch. Rough. > > Poor Crystal looks WAAAAY beyond her years... > > > src="http://i50.tinypic.com/2pyq334.jpg" border="0" > alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic"> OMG OUCH OUCH OUCH WTF and she thinks she is PBOY MATERIAL !!! oooooooohhhhhhhh nnnnnnnooooooooooo!!!!!! JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 28, 2009 5:23 PM in response to: circe21 Reply rough but better with mirrors and lights in the bathroom....the mirror changes her look. JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 28, 2009 5:28 PM in response to: ewysiwg Reply sh¡t ! lol......i copied and pasted from your post JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 28, 2009 5:31 PM in response to: circe21 Reply > The Joker sneer/pout look is not flattering... > you are right, not flattering! i never liked that sh¡ty pose Edited by Teresa, Jul 7 2012, 12:14 PM.
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Bubblers Posts: 519 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 28, 2009 5:39 PM in response to: circe21 Reply I wonder why her teeth are so grey? Samantha112 Posts: 2,507 Registered: 11/22/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 28, 2009 5:58 PM in response to: circe21 Reply its like she takes pics just to get reactions from people i dont think she realizes how desperate it makes her look Teresa (; Posts: 8,244 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 28, 2009 6:02 PM in response to: Samantha112 Reply > its like she takes pics just to get reactions from > people > > i dont think she realizes how desperate it makes her > look She doesn't care, she is a desperate liar! Samantha112 Posts: 2,507 Registered: 11/22/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 28, 2009 6:06 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply you never saw holly, bridget or kendra constantly taking pics of themselves crystal just oozes insecurity! Crazyfan101 Posts: 9,048 Registered: 2/25/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 28, 2009 6:26 PM in response to: Samantha112 Reply Posted Image 13danielle Posts: 3,277 Registered: 8/22/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 28, 2009 8:00 PM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply Her face looks WAY too tin...like she is starving herself or something... Malindak2 Posts: 2,338 Registered: 3/1/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 28, 2009 9:20 PM in response to: JOY2 Reply > > The Joker sneer/pout look is not flattering... > > > > > you are right, not flattering! i never liked that > sh¡ty pose I agree. Not just because it is Crystal doing it, but when anyone does it it looks stupid, to me. I see she moved from the closet to pose in front of the fish tank. badfred Posts: 4,444 Registered: 4/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 28, 2009 9:31 PM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply Her face looks different, she does look thinner, but the new pictures of her made up she looks totally differnet than the picture above. JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 28, 2009 9:43 PM in response to: badfred Reply crystal are you kidding me right now? classic starved for love thing!..... crystal quit with the anorexia! hef is not capable of real love......do not take it personally-------where's this girls mother now badfred Posts: 4,444 Registered: 4/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 28, 2009 9:59 PM in response to: JOY2 Reply They are at the manison with their hand out! Souleone Posts: 4,482 Registered: 5/13/07 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 28, 2009 10:47 PM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply When she moves out of the mansion, she can pack her stuff in the bags under her eyes. badfred Posts: 4,444 Registered: 4/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 28, 2009 10:54 PM in response to: Souleone Reply LMAO... LuckyCharm Posts: 1,974 Registered: 11/9/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 28, 2009 11:14 PM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply She looks sick, like the life has been sucked out of her. pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 29, 2009 12:04 AM in response to: LuckyCharm Reply It's all of the surgery. There is only so much a person's face can take. She still has the Bart Simpson lip and now her teeth are a mess. Why does she keep taking pics of herself with no make-up on? We don't want to see anymore!!!!! pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 29, 2009 12:06 AM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply She has had a brow lift, eyelid surgery, 3 nose jobs, 2 knocker jobs andveneers. She's only 23 and she looks 43. ..........LMFAO!!!!! |
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| Teresa | Jul 7 2012, 12:38 PM Post #7 |
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JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 2, 2010 4:48 PM in response to: Souleone Reply this was posted by jewel awhile back, someone wanted a repost? Posted Image JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 2, 2010 4:53 PM in response to: circe21 Reply > Speaking of bizarre...Crystal is starting to resemble > Lara Flynn Boyle with that "lollipop head" look - > gigantic head and stick body: > Was the New Year's party Circus-themed? She looks > like she's wearing a ringmaster outfit... she's the head whip cracker, hef must like a touch of s&m. Betttie Posts: 64 Registered: 3/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 2, 2010 7:51 PM in response to: JOY2 Reply Maybe they can borrow Stacie's ball gag! circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 3, 2010 10:50 AM in response to: JOY2 Reply Uh oh...it's the 1991 JC Penney Fashion Show pose again...Crystal looks very bottom-heavy in this pic Posted Image circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 3, 2010 10:51 AM in response to: circe21 Reply Eeeesh. Note to Crystal - never pose for a pic standing between the Twins: Bubblers Posts: 519 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 3, 2010 9:44 PM in response to: circe21 Reply I don't get why she has her legs spread so far apart...Oh, nevermind, maybe she was hoping Karissa's class ring would fall out. YoGabba Posts: 2,749 Registered: 9/28/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 3, 2010 9:46 PM in response to: Bubblers Reply > I don't get why she has her legs spread so far > apart...Oh, nevermind, maybe she was hoping Karissa's > class ring would fall out. Ewwww! bugsie Posts: 1,649 Registered: 9/9/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 4, 2010 1:28 AM in response to: Bubblers Reply > I don't get why she has her legs spread so far > apart...Oh, nevermind, maybe she was hoping Karissa's > class ring would fall out. WWWWWWAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA. Did tha twins go 2 skool? Posted Image |
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JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 4, 2010 5:23 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply wth is wrong with crys? now she's blabbing hers and this other girls business all over twitterville! I took a diet pill w @kimphillips9_09 & it made me feel like crap lol never again!! We did boxing & a full body workout today at the gym! Teresa (; Posts: 8,244 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 4, 2010 5:32 AM in response to: JOY2 Reply > wth is wrong with crys? now she's blabbing hers and > this other girls business all over twitterville! > > I took a diet pill w @kimphillips9_09 & it made me > feel like crap lol never again!! We did boxing & a > full body workout today at the gym! Someones been reading the boards........diet pills uuuuummmm. I saw the post on twitter.....incest twins said.........."we gotta get our bodies tight for all our haters" wth.......crazy bitc*es lol Message was edited by: to fix my f up Teresa (; JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 4, 2010 5:37 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply so sick, crys is a stick now we know why......finally the pills made her sick so maybe she'll quit now. Teresa (; Posts: 8,244 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 4, 2010 5:40 AM in response to: JOY2 Reply > so sick, crys is a stick now we know why......finally > the pills made her sick so maybe she'll quit now. I think it would be good for her to quit everything.....take her hefty's....oh her new luggage and get the f out. Defiantly seems too much for her. circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 4, 2010 10:47 AM in response to: starmaker Reply > she really posted on twitter that she took a diet > pill, wow Didn't she say she "never takes diet pills" or something to that extent? Sounds like another Crusty Lie from Miss December. These are becoming a regular event! LOL pdub4 Posts: 5,164 Registered: 2/20/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 4, 2010 11:07 AM in response to: bugsie Reply > > I don't get why she has her legs spread so far > > apart...Oh, nevermind, maybe she was hoping > Karissa's > > class ring would fall out. > > WWWWWWAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA. Did tha twins go 2 skool? I've never heard anything about them even graduating from high school.... Bubblers Posts: 519 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 4, 2010 11:18 AM in response to: Bubblers Reply OR maybe she was hoping Hef's dentures would come out...I'm sure it hurts, having those stuck up her Hoo Haa... ewysiwg Posts: 1,486 From: RejectVille USA Registered: 5/27/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 4, 2010 12:46 PM in response to: circe21 Reply > > she really posted on twitter that she took a diet > > pill, wow > > Didn't she say she "never takes diet pills" or > something to that extent? > Sounds like another Crusty Lie from Miss December. > These are becoming a regular event! LOL Quick someone - take a screen shot and save it before she deletes it!! pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 4, 2010 2:58 PM in response to: circe21 Reply > > she really posted on twitter that she took a diet > > pill, wow > > Didn't she say she "never takes diet pills" or > something to that extent? > Sounds like another Crusty Lie from Miss December. > These are becoming a regular event! LOL Her "diet pills" are ADHD meds. Teresa (; Posts: 8,244 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 4, 2010 3:18 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply ewy got the screen shot lol..... pinky lmao..... @crystalharris I took a diet pill with @kimphillips9_09 & it made me feel like crap lol never again!! We did boxing and a full body workout today in the gym! wtf she talking about herself and a friend?? I think her f in brain is fried, so high school.....I did it with Kim she has the drug problem not me stupid bitcheao!! null circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 4, 2010 3:28 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply > > Her "diet pills" are ADHD meds. So dangerous! Wonder how her friend feels that Crystal outed her for taking diet pills on Twitter... |
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circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 4, 2010 3:31 PM in response to: ewysiwg Reply > > Quick someone - take a screen shot and save it before > she deletes it!! Posted Image Teresa (; Posts: 8,244 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 4, 2010 3:33 PM in response to: circe21 Reply How do you do that??? badfred Posts: 4,444 Registered: 4/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 4, 2010 4:24 PM in response to: circe21 Reply Heart problems and I wonder what other problems they may have 5 years down the road. shortattspan Posts: 799 Registered: 2/5/06 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 4, 2010 4:35 PM in response to: circe21 Reply > > src="http://i48.tinypic.com/2uhuvb5.jpg" border="0" > alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic"> > > I see Crysal is clutching on for dear life as usual. > Hef looks like Bernie from Weekend at Bernie's. The > Twins look totally pi$$ed - or bored to death. I bet > Crystal didn't let go of that smoking jacket all > night. Poor Hef! Shure thats not his wax figure? crystal seems to be hiding behind it. shortattspan Posts: 799 Registered: 2/5/06 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 4, 2010 4:39 PM in response to: JOY2 Reply > she's the head whip cracker, hef must like a touch of > s&m. Yah, remember how excited he got by Kendra's dom outfit? shortattspan Posts: 799 Registered: 2/5/06 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 4, 2010 4:41 PM in response to: Bubblers Reply > I don't get why she has her legs spread so far > apart...Oh, nevermind, maybe she was hoping Karissa's > class ring would fall out. GED class ring?...................................... LMFAO!!!! shortattspan Posts: 799 Registered: 2/5/06 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 4, 2010 4:43 PM in response to: circe21 Reply > Eeeesh. Note to Crystal - never pose for a pic > standing between the Twins: > > > src="http://i45.tinypic.com/51zr7b.jpg" border="0" > alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic"> She looks like she's their mother. LuckyCharm Posts: 1,974 Registered: 11/9/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 4, 2010 4:52 PM in response to: circe21 Reply She looks so old, I still cannot believe she is 23. circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 4, 2010 5:33 PM in response to: shortattspan Reply > > Shure thats not his wax figure? crystal seems to be > hiding behind it. LOLOL!!! You've had some good ones lately shortattspan! You are quietly lurking and then hit us with a zinger! LOL! Keep 'em coming!!! circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 4, 2010 5:34 PM in response to: shortattspan Reply > > She looks like she's their mother. Exactly. Not a very flattering look. Those Twins are like Amazon bookends with Miss Piggy standing in the middle. Teresa (; Posts: 8,244 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 4, 2010 5:43 PM in response to: circe21 Reply > > > > She looks like she's their mother. > > Exactly. Not a very flattering look. Those Twins are > like Amazon bookends with Miss Piggy standing in the > middle. hahhahahahahahaha lmfao jogger Posts: 1,717 Registered: 8/10/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 4, 2010 6:12 PM in response to: Bubblers Reply > OR maybe she was hoping Hef's dentures would come > out...I'm sure it hurts, having those stuck up her > Hoo Haa... LMAO-OL.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. 0-myg. You are so funny. jogger Posts: 1,717 Registered: 8/10/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 4, 2010 6:16 PM in response to: circe21 Reply YES,how do you do the screenshot? I enjoyed learning how to post pictures but do no have a clue as to how to do the screenshots. Crusty Lie Harris Hefner did drop a dime on her diet pill buddy. Teresa (; Posts: 8,244 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 4, 2010 6:50 PM in response to: jogger Reply > YES,how do you do the screenshot? I enjoyed learning > how to post pictures but do no have a clue as to how > to do the screenshots. > > Crusty Lie Harris Hefner did drop a dime on her diet > pill buddy. lmfao hahahahahahahahahaha Too Funny!!! LuckyCharm Posts: 1,974 Registered: 11/9/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 4, 2010 7:05 PM in response to: jogger Reply She is just so sketchy. She lies so much and about dumb stuff, if she lies about the small things what else is she lying about? Edited by Teresa, Jul 7 2012, 12:54 PM.
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circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 6, 2010 4:07 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply HOLY CR@P Crystal's head is huge!!! Posted Image circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 6, 2010 4:08 PM in response to: circe21 Reply She looks like Mr. Potato Head! JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 6, 2010 4:11 PM in response to: circe21 Reply hahahahaha....huuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeggggeeeeeeee. shortattspan Posts: 799 Registered: 2/5/06 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 6, 2010 5:26 PM in response to: circe21 Reply > > > > Shure thats not his wax figure? crystal seems to > be > > hiding behind it. > > LOLOL!!! You've had some good ones lately > shortattspan! You are quietly lurking and then hit us > with a zinger! LOL! Keep 'em coming!!! TY, TY-I try |
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starmaker Posts: 7,769 Registered: 12/4/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2010 8:03 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply now that would help a stomach ache or a health problem, chocolate and gummie bears, yah ok!!! lol Teresa (; Posts: 8,244 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2010 8:06 AM in response to: starmaker Reply > now that would help a stomach ache or a health > problem, chocolate and gummie bears, yah ok!!! lol Chelsea said it.....STUPID, STUPID AND STUPID lmao starmaker Posts: 7,769 Registered: 12/4/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2010 8:10 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply yes she did, i was surprised she didn't mention the winning personalities (saying nothing negative on the fan side lol) pdub4 Posts: 5,164 Registered: 2/20/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2010 8:44 AM in response to: starmaker Reply Wait, isn't this the critics side? Lol I get confused sometimes between the four boards! Anywho, I remember learning when I was about 11 or so that candy will never make you feel better. Notice even while PMSing you crave junk, but if you eat it you feel worse? DUH Crystal... starmaker Posts: 7,769 Registered: 12/4/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2010 10:38 AM in response to: pdub4 Reply so many borad i forget, it is the critics side lol starmaker Posts: 7,769 Registered: 12/4/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2010 10:38 AM in response to: starmaker Reply opps boards, and i am only drinking coffee Modo 3 Posts: 663 Registered: 3/1/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2010 2:23 PM in response to: starmaker Reply looks like Vag Sags is at it again from twitter @crystalharris just curious chickee why did u block me from hef? Esp since u do his tweets and dictate what he sees. Kinda catty posted Jan 6 Message was edited by: Modo 3 starmaker Posts: 7,769 Registered: 12/4/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2010 2:24 PM in response to: Modo 3 Reply who wrote that, crystal or someone with crystal's name or did she block melissa, i am lost a little sorry lol! Modo 3 Posts: 663 Registered: 3/1/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2010 2:27 PM in response to: starmaker Reply someone twittered it to crystal I dont want to post their name since they use their real name on their twitter account Melissa just tweeted what a sad day it is null starmaker Posts: 7,769 Registered: 12/4/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2010 2:59 PM in response to: Modo 3 Reply pm me, if you can MissMJ Posts: 1,754 Registered: 2/4/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2010 3:38 PM in response to: starmaker Reply Even if you don't have twitter if you put in google @crystalharris twitter google shows you all of the updated tweets. Just an FYI for anyone wanting to see but not join. Teresa (; Posts: 8,244 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2010 3:46 PM in response to: starmaker Reply > yes she did, i was surprised she didn't mention the > winning personalities (saying nothing negative on the > fan side lol) Teresa (; Posts: 8,244 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2010 3:49 PM in response to: Modo 3 Reply > someone twittered it to crystal I dont want to post > their name since they use their real name on their > twitter account > > Melissa just tweeted > what a sad day it is > > null What's going on??? Someone please fill me in SassiAani Posts: 2,257 Registered: 12/4/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2010 3:59 PM in response to: Souleone Reply Whatsa matta Teresa, don't speak tweet? I don't either... Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2010 4:46 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply shes going nuts with blocking people from hef... all girls who are threats cause she blocked @sashacandycane & @rpl_ who both GO to the mansion!!! and would thank him!! and he doesnt see it so what the ****! maybe she is on her way out and making sure she leaves a mess when she has to go.. |
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pdub4 Posts: 5,164 Registered: 2/20/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2010 4:48 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply I think it would be interesting if he did totally clean house now. I wonder what would happen then? Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2010 4:52 PM in response to: pdub4 Reply i think he would be a lot happier if none were official gfs and he just went with the flow with who ever turned up! any pick of girls on the day thats more hef!! lol cause he is over the drama and conflict between girls / ckk or mainly crusty and girls lol circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2010 5:01 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply The only problem with that theory - and I think it is a good idea for Hef to go that route - is that he can't stand to be alone. At least that's the vibe I get from everything we've seen/heard/read about him. He is used to being the "king of the castle" so to speak and expects to have loyal subjects around him. If he does get rid of this group, I can't see him not moving at least one girl in to live there with him. Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2010 5:08 PM in response to: circe21 Reply but then he cant just have one cause hes too selfish... hmmmmm hard one, maybe give them a month stay and thats it.. oh nah he cant he needs the girl that fawns over him ... Samantha112 Posts: 2,507 Registered: 11/22/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2010 5:09 PM in response to: circe21 Reply he'll get on his knees and beg anna lol Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2010 5:11 PM in response to: Samantha112 Reply i just said about her in ur new thread, if ONLY her and melissa would say yes i think that would be funny and great drama... nice to dream lol circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2010 5:34 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply Bobmarley - just out of curiosity... You were a big fan of Crystal and the Twins when you first started posting here, if I remember correctly... What made you change your mind and become a "critic" if you don't mind my asking? Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2010 5:36 PM in response to: circe21 Reply attending the mansion.. and realising the true side of them circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2010 5:40 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply Ah.....And this goes for Crystal AND the Twins or just either/or? Just curious because IIRC, you were really, REALLY a staunch defender of them in the beginning (the Twins I mean). Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2010 5:45 PM in response to: circe21 Reply yeah... and then i started clicking to things.. and crustal didnt like it i havent been back for a while, its not worth the catyness and conflict between so many people in one small area! ummmm well lets just say Crystal is one peice of work i would say about 95% of the issues are her but shes sneaky.. circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2010 5:48 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply > ummmm well lets just say Crystal is one peice of work > i would say about 95% of the issues are her but shes > sneaky.. That seems to be the general consensus of a lot of the people who have been around her... Poor Hef...is he really that far gone that he doesn't know what is going on under his own roof? MissMJ Posts: 1,754 Registered: 2/4/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2010 5:49 PM in response to: circe21 Reply From the twitter rumors he may know exactly what's going on around him... circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2010 6:01 PM in response to: MissMJ Reply So back to Crystal for a moment... If this isn't the ANTI-PMOY pic, I don't know what is... Posted Image You can't airbrush or photoshop real life! LOL LuckyCharm Posts: 1,974 Registered: 11/9/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2010 6:02 PM in response to: circe21 Reply Look how big she is compared to Mel. circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2010 6:03 PM in response to: LuckyCharm Reply Imagine non-photoshopped Crystal showing up for a PMOY appearance... People would be horrified! |
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SassiAani Posts: 2,257 Registered: 12/4/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2010 6:18 PM in response to: Souleone Reply She looks like Bubbles from the Trailer Park Boys with those glasses.. circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2010 6:29 PM in response to: SassiAani Reply LOLOL!!! I had to google to find out who that was...and I definitely see the resemblance. The glasses AND the nose! lol Posted Image Crazyfan101 Posts: 9,048 Registered: 2/25/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2010 6:37 PM in response to: circe21 Reply Posted Image Samantha112 Posts: 2,507 Registered: 11/22/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2010 6:46 PM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply even if shes not welcome! Modo 3 Posts: 663 Registered: 3/1/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2010 6:52 PM in response to: MissMJ Reply I am not going to name anyone and have Vag Bars go after them. Sounds like Vag Bars is a controlling sneaky twit and it is easy to see why she has no fans except for the five here. circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2010 6:56 PM in response to: Samantha112 Reply Exactly. She made SURE she isn't the one going anywhere...lol SassiAani Posts: 2,257 Registered: 12/4/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2010 7:13 PM in response to: Souleone Reply circ, you have to watch TPBs. I laugh so hard I can't breath. circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2010 7:20 PM in response to: SassiAani Reply I have never heard of it...what channel is it on? That Bubbles reminds me of Milton from Office Space! Malindak2 Posts: 2,338 Registered: 3/1/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2010 8:52 PM in response to: circe21 Reply (Not directed at anyone, just clicked reply) But what about the key necklaces he gave to his 3 girlfriends at Christmas. The key to his heart?! Is that already over. It's only been, what 2 weeks?! Malindak2 Posts: 2,338 Registered: 3/1/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2010 8:54 PM in response to: circe21 Reply > So back to Crystal for a moment... > > If this isn't the ANTI-PMOY pic, I don't know what > is... > > > src="http://i46.tinypic.com/21e0oxf.jpg" border="0" > alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic"> > > You can't airbrush or photoshop real life! LOL HAHAHA and look, u can totally see the wonky eye behind those glasses! pdub4 Posts: 5,164 Registered: 2/20/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2010 8:55 PM in response to: Malindak2 Reply Oh you mean the same key necklace that Holly was wearing a week or two ago? Lol cause there were only three of them in the world, right? Malindak2 Posts: 2,338 Registered: 3/1/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2010 9:04 PM in response to: pdub4 Reply > Oh you mean the same key necklace that Holly was > wearing a week or two ago? Lol cause there were only > three of them in the world, right? She had it on Chelsea last night. It isn't exactly the same. Holly's looks different. pdub4 Posts: 5,164 Registered: 2/20/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2010 9:24 PM in response to: Malindak2 Reply Oh I thought maybe they were the same. Whatevs...they are very similar though sweetdreams Posts: 5,638 Registered: 3/9/07 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2010 9:30 PM in response to: pdub4 Reply Tiffany started making Key necklaces last year and they are very popular. Holly want weraring the same one CKK have. It is probably a Tiffany one. Crazyfan101 Posts: 9,048 Registered: 2/25/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2010 9:41 PM in response to: pdub4 Reply Yeah, CKK's necklaces are very different. Posted Image |
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Crazyfan101 Posts: 9,048 Registered: 2/25/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2010 9:42 PM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply Whoa, sorry, the picture came out a little big. Teresa (; Posts: 8,244 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2010 9:51 PM in response to: pdub4 Reply > Oh you mean the same key necklace that Holly was > wearing a week or two ago? Lol cause there were only > three of them in the world, right? I thought HBK got their necklaces the year they did the NickelBack Video "RockStar" "everyone wants a front door key to the playboy mansion"! I don't think CKK got one for doing the Guitar Hero Video" with twenty other girls" lmao That stupid a$$ tweet "only three in the whole world and we have them" dumb a$$es!! I remember Holly getting hers not sure about BK. Malindak2 Posts: 2,338 Registered: 3/1/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2010 9:56 PM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply Yep, and Holly's is like a big key, literally. I tried finding a good picture of it. Saw one on her site in a black shirt and jeans. Posted Image SassiAani Posts: 2,257 Registered: 12/4/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2010 11:01 PM in response to: Souleone Reply If you have Direct TV TPB are on the 101 on Thursday nights. That key is pretty..I don't know how pretty it is with the Hef connection but just looking at it it is pretty... JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 8, 2010 4:35 AM in response to: Malindak2 Reply she wore a big key on chelsea.....funny timing with the key.lol......so did hef give her a key too,just a dif style of one? i wonder how the twins feel about their "hef" key now Vixxen Posts: 4,509 Registered: 11/23/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 8, 2010 6:03 AM in response to: JOY2 Reply they probably think that it's a key to the storage vault of his will or something dippy41 Posts: 2,299 Registered: 8/23/06 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 8, 2010 6:18 AM in response to: Vixxen Reply LMAO to funny about key,the twins are something else ,they annoy me to the fullest so fake and phoney ,crystal is ok but still she is fake too when she says Ilove you to Hef sick ,they need a key to run away ,hey there is a thought..lol pdub4 Posts: 5,164 Registered: 2/20/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 8, 2010 6:21 AM in response to: dippy41 Reply Maybe they think its the key to the front gate so they can sneak out unnoticed and unreported to Hef? dippy41 Posts: 2,299 Registered: 8/23/06 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 8, 2010 6:32 AM in response to: pdub4 Reply I agree ,what is it really worth to these girls ??? big question,I wish I was a fly on the wall sometimes ,just to hear ,boggles the mind 13danielle Posts: 3,277 Registered: 8/22/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 8, 2010 7:24 AM in response to: pdub4 Reply > Maybe they think its the key to the front gate so > they can sneak out unnoticed and unreported to Hef? MUWAHAHAH!! Modo 3 Posts: 663 Registered: 3/1/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 8, 2010 9:09 AM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply Holly tweeted this yesterday @JennPershing It\'s good to know The Key Club values it\'s glamourous history Modo 3 Posts: 663 Registered: 3/1/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 8, 2010 9:10 AM in response to: Modo 3 Reply That Alison Reynolds is a total kiss a.s.s to VAG BAGS too. 13danielle Posts: 3,277 Registered: 8/22/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 8, 2010 10:36 AM in response to: Modo 3 Reply > Holly tweeted this yesterday > @JennPershing It\'s good to know The Key Club values > it\'s glamourous history Hhmmmmm....I wonder what the "Key Club" really is. 13danielle Posts: 3,277 Registered: 8/22/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 8, 2010 10:37 AM in response to: Modo 3 Reply > That Alison Reynolds is a total kiss a.s.s to VAG > BAGS too. Really? Interesting, although I have been told by a friend of mine that Allison is very nice. circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 8, 2010 10:49 AM in response to: Modo 3 Reply > That Alison Reynolds is a total kiss a.s.s to VAG > BAGS too. She's uber annoying. I might have to start a new thread just for her. Allison Reynolds: The Ultimate Hanger-On. That woman wouldn't have a life if it wasn't for the Mansion and Hef. Her whole life seems to revolve around PB and she isn't even a PM or a gf. |
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circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 10, 2010 11:31 AM in response to: dippy41 Reply Another bizarre pic of Crystal. Her face looks like it is made out of silly putty, and her features look weird. Posted Image Oh, and about the "makeup line", didn't Holly already do a makeup line through Playboy? Yet another instance of copying Holly... SassiAani Posts: 2,257 Registered: 12/4/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 10, 2010 11:35 AM in response to: Souleone Reply If she's wearing that "virgin" pink lipstick she should've had softer eye make-up... |
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jogger Posts: 1,717 Registered: 8/10/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 12, 2010 5:10 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply Season 7 can suk Dasha's pickel as far as I care. Bubblers Posts: 519 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 13, 2010 7:58 PM in response to: circe21 Reply Is this C1Clark the other partner in the infamous video?? I heard Crystal can take a wiffle ball bat like nobodys business... Souleone Posts: 4,482 Registered: 5/13/07 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 13, 2010 8:21 PM in response to: Bubblers Reply Do your vag flaps hang low do they wobble to and fro, can you tie em in a knot can you stick a wiffle ball bat up your... oh wait, that doesn't rhyme. |
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jogger Posts: 1,717 Registered: 8/10/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 13, 2010 8:25 PM in response to: jogger Reply > The assworm scratcher can still be seen and I so > loved the dingleberyy comment someone > made.HAHAHAHAHA. > > http://www.playboy.com/articles/mansion-blog-mansion-u > pdate-video-dispatches/index.html Anybody know who the Cody girl is in this video? jogger Posts: 1,717 Registered: 8/10/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 13, 2010 8:26 PM in response to: Souleone Reply HAHAHAHAHA. Souleone Posts: 4,482 Registered: 5/13/07 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 13, 2010 8:31 PM in response to: jogger Reply >:-D mags32 Posts: 1,896 Registered: 2/26/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 13, 2010 8:37 PM in response to: Souleone Reply jeesuz H that was the funniest thing EVER soul. Thank you for that Souleone Posts: 4,482 Registered: 5/13/07 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 13, 2010 8:58 PM in response to: mags32 Reply You are so very welcome. I come up with the weirdest cråp when I'm avoiding math homework! Bubblers Posts: 519 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 13, 2010 9:18 PM in response to: Souleone Reply LOLOL!! I heard the twins were sick of getting slapped in the face with them meat flaps during secksay time...stinky. Samantha112 Posts: 2,507 Registered: 11/22/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 13, 2010 10:04 PM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply sorry, but the girl on the right resembles porky the pig bugsie Posts: 1,649 Registered: 9/9/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 14, 2010 12:22 AM in response to: Oneredshoe Reply > Yeah, she was scooting her butt against the couch > like a dog does when it has worms or a dingle berry. Whahahahahahaahhahaha tha Dingleberri Queen reigns at tha Mansion now with Hef as her fool. Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 14, 2010 1:46 AM in response to: LuckyCharm Reply i know who sasha is and i didnt see her in the clip if that helps clear that up i was hoping to see her there tho! mmmmmm yea the same guys that had the video of them while they were performing?never once mentioned crusty just them! angelz969 Posts: 183 Registered: 4/14/07 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 14, 2010 6:09 AM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply Why does Kim make the same face in all her photos? starmaker Posts: 7,769 Registered: 12/4/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 14, 2010 8:36 AM in response to: angelz969 Reply cuz she's an ugly biatch lol!!! Crazyfan101 Posts: 9,048 Registered: 2/25/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 14, 2010 5:03 PM in response to: starmaker Reply circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 14, 2010 5:05 PM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply Eeesh. Crystal's looking rough... Is that a maternity dress she's wearing??? Posted Image JABEZ Posts: 843 Registered: 7/2/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 14, 2010 5:10 PM in response to: circe21 Reply Just when you think that she can't look any worse, she go's and out does herself. circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 14, 2010 5:15 PM in response to: JABEZ Reply Can you say...ROOTS! And does she have a mustache??? From Olivia's twitter. Apparently Crystal is getting an Olivia painting done of herself...hmmmmm....how original.... |
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circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 14, 2010 5:16 PM in response to: JABEZ Reply JABEZ where have you been??? Welcome back! JABEZ Posts: 843 Registered: 7/2/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 14, 2010 5:18 PM in response to: circe21 Reply Thanks! Been working on my house, doing a little remodel. circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 14, 2010 5:20 PM in response to: JABEZ Reply You have a lot of catching up to do! Lots of goings on around here - the Twins have "left" the mansion to "do more Playmate promotional events" (or insert equally ridiculous explanation here). JABEZ Posts: 843 Registered: 7/2/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 14, 2010 5:23 PM in response to: circe21 Reply Yeah, i read on US weekly about them leaving, like that was ever going to last, i would say Itstal can't stop smiling. MissMJ Posts: 1,754 Registered: 2/4/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 14, 2010 5:29 PM in response to: circe21 Reply Olivia probably likes all the switching up of Hef's girlfriends. Gives her more income everytime a new one wants a painting of herself. jogger Posts: 1,717 Registered: 8/10/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 14, 2010 5:45 PM in response to: JABEZ Reply > Just when you think that she can't look any worse, > she go's and out does herself. She might have that disease where she pretends she's pregnant. She's pretty in the face now since the fixed her mug but I wonder if she just went on an eating binge. jogger Posts: 1,717 Registered: 8/10/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 14, 2010 5:47 PM in response to: circe21 Reply Girls needs some bleaching on those roots.Haha angelz969 Posts: 183 Registered: 4/14/07 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 14, 2010 5:47 PM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply In that first picture what does the dog have in its mouth.... Crazyfan101 Posts: 9,048 Registered: 2/25/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 14, 2010 5:48 PM in response to: angelz969 Reply Is it his tongue? Crazyfan101 Posts: 9,048 Registered: 2/25/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 14, 2010 5:50 PM in response to: circe21 Reply > Eeesh. Crystal's looking rough... > Is that a maternity dress she's wearing??? The dress may be comfortable but it doesn't look good. badfred Posts: 4,444 Registered: 4/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 14, 2010 6:24 PM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply Okay, thanks for the reply on the new three the middle girl is cute. The wiffle ball bat joke too funny, and the new words to when your chain hangs low too funny ROFLMAF. WHy is that room such a **** mess? Look you want to see a picture of me, let me clean up first, ok... Dress uck! to big, to big... LuckyCharm Posts: 1,974 Registered: 11/9/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 16, 2010 7:13 PM in response to: circe21 Reply She looks like she is on speed. |
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pine-cones Posts: 62 From: Haunted Registered: 1/7/10 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 24, 2010 10:43 PM in response to: Souleone Reply :::CrystalHarris Crazy and pushy are two traits @hughhefner hates. Fat chance crazy girl!!!! Sheesh!! She must have been drunk or on something. 2 minutes ago from Tweetie::: :::CrystalHarris @KathleenMarie_ Shes an old playmate from a few years back and is staying in the guest house, what she did was completely unexpected LOL 3 minutes ago from Tweetie::: :::CrystalHarris Living here sometimes makes it pretty hard to get to know or trust girls, bc you never know what anyone's intentions really are! 1 minute ago from Tweetie::: My she is chatty tonight! Message was edited by: pine-cones Bubblers Posts: 519 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 24, 2010 10:49 PM in response to: pine-cones Reply But I thought there were no drugs at the mansion...Hmmmm...Me smells a liar and it smells like tuna... |
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