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Crystal Harris-Hefner thread. Crustal's, many faces, lies, failed career moves & infections.; Post that made us LOFAO!
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Posted: Jan 25, 2010 8:19 PM in response to: Souleone Reply


Why is it her chest up? When I went the photo was full body and no one wrote on the polaroid. maybe they saw her and took her to the side for a photo for hef. It's very poor quality.

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Posted: Jan 26, 2010 8:47 PM in response to: BabyLoverrrr Reply


baby, i think this is a recent pic of old vag bags, because her nose and boobs were upgraded in that picture, this chick is so funking needy for attention.
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Posted: Jan 29, 2010 3:55 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply


maybe she's pregnant or another female problem...what a twit to tweet, i'd rather see her new hair.

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Posted: Jan 30, 2010 4:23 AM in response to: Oneredshoe Reply


> Now this is gross.
> Has anyone tried the "Activia Challenge" ? I'm on
> day 1 lol... about 1 hour ago from web
>
> Apparently those trips to the bathroom weren't her
> using it.. Sounds like shes not "regular" if you
> catch my drift..

the first thing comes to my mind is if hef quit packing her fudge she mite have a normal bm

i'm so glad she's as dumb as she is cos her twitter stuff makes for great jokes on these boring boards

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Posted: Jan 30, 2010 5:32 AM in response to: YoGabba Reply


>
> Heh, I'm positive "mum" is here quite often. Which
> makes her almost more pathetic than her daughter.

ITA - definitely more pathetic.




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> >
> > Heh, I'm positive "mum" is here quite often.
> Which
> > makes her almost more pathetic than her daughter.
>
> ITA - definitely more pathetic.

@crystalharris "Activia Challenge" I don't think it is a diet thing, it's to regulate your system & make it so there's good bacteria everywhere in your bod

Freaking Crustal thinks yogurt is going to cleanse her body of all the funky bacteria, she spreads and catches on s*x night!! lmao

ITA With everyone "MUM" is on the boards everyday!

Crustal tweet to @mum2010 Yay, you passed 500! woop woop! See you Monday I still have your SPATULA still LOL

Is "MUM" cleaning up after s*x night??? lmfao

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!




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Posted: Jan 30, 2010 9:13 AM in response to: Souleone Reply


It's a wonder then that she knows where to put activia...




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> Crustal tweet to @mum2010 Yay, you passed 500! woop
> woop! See you Monday I still have your SPATULA
> still LOL
>
> Is "MUM" cleaning up after s*x night??? lmfao
>
> HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

BWAH!!! LOLOL!!! A spatula to clean up the sex residue and Activia! LOL!




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Posted: Jan 31, 2010 7:29 AM in response to: circe21 Reply


0-my I get the spatual twitter joke now.Haha Thanks for the sex aid Mummy.

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> > Crustal tweet to @mum2010 Yay, you passed 500!
> woop
> > woop! See you Monday I still have your SPATULA
> > still LOL
> >
> > Is "MUM" cleaning up after s*x night??? lmfao
> >
> > HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
>
> BWAH!!! LOLOL!!! A spatula to clean up the sex
> residue and Activia! LOL!

Rotflmao hahahahahaha




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Posted: Jan 31, 2010 9:16 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply


Here I though you used it to turn Hef over....




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Or it's used to flop "it" up so girls can squash it in...




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You're a bad, bad badfred....


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Posted: Feb 1, 2010 5:39 PM in response to: LuckyCharm Reply


> LMFAO I wouldn't be suprised if someone at the
> mansion did it on purpose, she is a rancid *****. I
> hear the staff hates her, the guests hate her, even
> Hef is getting sick of her.

LOL! Maybe they put ex-lax in her dessert.




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It's possibly the activia. I read a lot of comments about it making people seriously sick.




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> Here I though you used it to turn Hef over....

rotflmao hahahahahaha BadBadFred hahahahahaha

Lucky, Mom and Star Tell Us More About Hef!!




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LOL! There are no words!!!............................................... LMFUCKING ASS OFF!!!! hahahahahahahaha


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Posted: Feb 2, 2010 8:37 AM in response to: circe21 Reply


OMG I saw this on twitter this morning and had a good laugh. I'm just going to ignore the Mirror Mirror on the way evil stepmother bit and go straight to those god awful boots!!! Not only are they ugly as he!l they also don't fit right.




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who wrote that? crystal

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And you know she probably does!




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Posted: Feb 2, 2010 1:21 PM in response to: circe21 Reply


> LOL! There are no words!!!
>
> > src="http://i47.tinypic.com/mll01v.jpg" border="0"
> alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">

OK, does she not see how stupid she looks, on top of how UGLY she is while she looks in the mirror, Oh, she could not see it broke when she looked in it.LOL!




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Posted: Feb 2, 2010 2:01 PM in response to: JABEZ Reply


In all seriousness folks Crusty looks like a vamped out Simpsons character!! Look at her mouth. This is a joke, right??




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> In all seriousness folks Crusty looks like a vamped
> out Simpsons character!! Look at her mouth. This is a
> joke, right??

lmao hahahaha Pinky ,It's A Joke In The Real World! In Crustal's, World It's Beautiful!!




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Posted: Feb 2, 2010 4:23 PM in response to: circe21 Reply


that weave looks so absolutely ridiculous!!!

and her tweets about being sick....i think shes looking for attention and loves going to the doctor

i think someone said it already, shes a total hypochondriac




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> that weave looks so absolutely ridiculous!!!
>
> and her tweets about being sick....i think shes
> looking for attention and loves going to the doctor
>
> i think someone said it already, shes a total
> hypochondriac

Samantha, after Crustal Infections are three weeks old you know she must tweet then seek a doctor! LOL




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> > src="http://i45.tinypic.com/2vj7orm.jpg" border="0"
> alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">

ahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa...and she would and probably does.




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> LOL! There are no words!!!
>
> > src="http://i47.tinypic.com/mll01v.jpg" border="0"
> alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">

the only words i have is i like the boots...poor pathetic crystal...she is so in love with herself no wonder she can sleep with hef, she hardly knows he's there

they photoshopped her low,wonky nip all the way off.




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vamped out simpsons cracked me up that was great!!!!




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I wonder how many dalmatians had to die for those boots though?

Cruella de-ville, Cruella De-ville!

Oh! We have a new Crusty nickname! Cruella! I mean, she is now wearing puppy hides on her feet! Someone call PETA!!!!!




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lol




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that name just fell right into place lol




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she looks like a potato head...she has no neck




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LOL!!!
Now I'm singing "Cruella DeVille"!

If she doesn't scare you, no evil thing will!




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> she looks like a potato head...she has no neck

LOL!
Crusty Potato Head


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> OMG I saw this on twitter this morning and had a good
> laugh. I'm just going to ignore the Mirror Mirror on
> the way evil stepmother bit and go straight to those
> god awful boots!!! Not only are they ugly as he!l
> they also don't fit right.

WTH? I don't even know what to say about those boots!

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Oh dear...it looks like a tranny convention!!!


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Ok even I will admit she was looking good for a time there. Now she looks like a crack head again!

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We NEED that photo that Souleone posted on Kendra's board so I'm going to copy it for this thread.




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I found it hillarious in that video that the twins said they were looking for a guy "who could tell them apart." Didn't Hef once just come out and say he couldn't tell one from the other?


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Posted: Feb 12, 2010 5:09 AM in response to: starmaker Reply


apples posted this on kendra's board, i knew we had to have it over here too. i see the long wonky boob is covered by the strategically placed twin .crystal loves that spread eagle pose

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the look on crystal's face is priceless....it sure looks like she's lovin the twins attention on her




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was this in playboy, gross




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wonder if this was one of the candid shots that was taken on sex night and they just threw it in the magazine?




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Oh look! Disney Princesses! This is what I hope my twin girls aspire to when they grow up!




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when i see this photo i just want to say " spread em", that is all that comes to mind when i look at this and also " so gross"




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#1 Twatt on the left looks less than thrilled

#2 Crusty's crotch looks gross and manly and so does her face. I think her dong is tucked behind her. Her new name is Cranny (for Tranny)

#3 Twatt on the right looks semi disgusted having to touch Cranny but she is lovin' the f@rting pose once again

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YUCK. Wake me when their 15 excrutiatingly long minutes are over.




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> when i see this photo i just want to say " spread
> em", that is all that comes to mind when i look at
> this and also " so gross"

Ewww and then it makes me think about Cranny's whale vaj and her 5 inch long scallop EWWWWWW




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Poor Crystal. Her eyes are so wonky. I see they tried to cover one eye up with a twin too...




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HAHAHAHA!!!!!




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Did they photoshop Anna Fariss' face on Crystal? Anna you have a lawsuit on your hands!




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Funny. I do see the resemblance in that pic.




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> #1 Twatt on the left looks less than thrilled
>
> #2 Crusty's crotch looks gross and manly and so does
> her face. I think her dong is tucked behind her. Her
> new name is Cranny (for Tranny)
>
> #3 Twatt on the right looks semi disgusted having to
> touch Cranny but she is lovin' the f@rting pose once
> again
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hahahahaha lol.




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> wonder if this was one of the candid shots that was
> taken on sex night and they just threw it in the
> magazine?

it might be, crusty looks like she's ready for hef now.....




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> Poor Crystal. Her eyes are so wonky. I see they tried
> to cover one eye up with a twin too...

lmao hahahahahaha




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> Poor Crystal. Her eyes are so wonky. I see they tried
> to cover one eye up with a twin too...

i just went back and saw that eye........it looks rounded in that pix...

typos all over today....overtime at work suks.
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the extra long and lingering vag lol




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The "kitty" that looks more like a "rooster"....they do perform labia surgery now. Maybe Cranny should check into that.


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Oh I'm sure she already has. Otherwise, it got photoshopped out of her playmate "spread" which is possible, since it seems they moved her entire nipple too.

Funny how "Hef" never tweets about her "minor surgeries" Oh wait, according to her, she's only had her boobs done. I guess her nose just majickally changed shape.




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Yes "Hef" only tweets about the minor surgeries of other girls. I guess we are supposed to believe that Crusty is all natural




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Oh I know! Maybe she's a metamorphagus, and can change her nose at will?




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So, Crystal did the full cooter shots in her PB "Spread"? Wow.

Wait, I do remember her on GND during her PB shoot talking about "spreading her legs". NVM.




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Oh I don't know, I didn't see all of the pics, but I thought there were a couple of her at least full on frontal nudity, without the cutlets hanging somewhere to mid-thigh?

Definitely without the one nip looking at the other boob like "Hey, how YOU doin?"




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Hef just tweeted he exchanged valentines gifts with crystal and Anna. Am I reading too much into that?




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Nope, Hef Leers are Anna like the creepy pervert that he is.




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its cause its crystals way to dig at the other girls ... thru hefs tweets so it seems all innocent..




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> Nope, Hef Leers are Anna like the creepy pervert that
> he is.

and hef did say he loves how anna looks, how sad for crystal to still have someone around that takes hef's breath away when he gazes upon her [anna]




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well i really believe if anna had said yes to be hef's girlfriend anna would be number 1, so as far as crystal is concerned with hef and anna, keep your friends close and your potential enemies closer, crystal knows hef has a soft spot for anna




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I saw that tweet. Very odd...wonder if he gave gifts to the Twins - probably not.

I think Hef really wanted Anna to be a gf but she declined, so maybe this is his way of trying to change her mind?




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> I saw that tweet. Very odd...wonder if he gave gifts
> to the Twins - probably not.
>
> I think Hef really wanted Anna to be a gf but she
> declined, so maybe this is his way of trying to
> change her mind?

Once Mum or Crystal read these post "Anna will be MIA"! lol Why would Hef buy Anna a Valentine gift? The three of them exchange gifts at the same time, doesn't seem to be a "Romantic Valentine With Your One And Only"
Twins are slowly but surely be pushed out of the picture




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> I saw that tweet. Very odd...wonder if he gave gifts
> to the Twins - probably not.
>
> I think Hef really wanted Anna to be a gf but she
> declined, so maybe this is his way of trying to
> change her mind?

I think your correct Circe, I was told Anna has been asked more then once to be Hef's girlfriend which is unusual but not unheard of. The first time Hef asked Anna was before Crystal moved into his bedroom and before the fans ever heard of Crystal or Anna. The second time was shortly after Crystal was made Hef's number one through Anna declined that time she did tell Hef she enjoyed his company she also told Hef she was feared she couldn't measure up to the playmates(she is built like actress from the old times)from that point on Hef has been protective of her..At least that is what has been told to me and others.

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Interesting. I bet this makes Hef all the more persistent because he loves to l*u*s*t after the "unattainable" girls. Poor Crystal. So much for "one and only" valentine's day...

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Yeah and I don't care HOW many times Crystal says she is Hef's "One and only" it starts to sound you know, like she HAS to convince people of this. Because people know Hef. Maybe she's his only OFFICIAL but the way Hef leers at Anna its obvious he is very taken with her. People elsewhere are denying it, but just because Crystal is trying to convince the world, doesn't make it so.

There were too many independent people out there saying that Anna was asked and declined for this to just be a passing rumor, imo. And I don't believe half of what Crystal says, she's lied so much (even with the lame attempts at back peddling) that I am sorry, I don't trust her. I'm sure she can come off as very sweet and all that, heck even I thought she might be for awhile. But, some things she has said and some things that have happened and the way she has handled certain things tells me she's a worse fake than Holly imo. It's the closet b¡tches you have to watch out for...

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besides that tweet about fulltime gf there is more interesting weird crap on crystal's twitter bio.......her last sentence says "entertain me", this girl is so self centered that she sees her fans as court jesters.
i also agree that some is reporting our gossip to crystal and hef hence the backtrack tweets :P


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I live at the Playboy Mansion, am Miss December 2009, and one and only girlfriend of Hugh Hefner. Entertain me!




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LOL you know Joy, like I said in the Past Hef protested too much about Holly..
It's the same thing here with Crystal why would she announce over and over again that she is Hef's one and only if she felt really sure of that herself?
Crystal does protest too much!

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Ha that's funny...it's a slight improvement over her old twitter bio, which said "I like yogurt and boats", no lie.

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# I'm exchanging Valentine's Day cards with others, but Crystal Harris has my heart, and is my one and only full-time girlfriend. 10:30 AM Feb 14th from web

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Working on the magazine & scrapbook Saturday afternoon. Tonight's movie is the hilarious "AIRPLANE." 1:51 PM Feb 13th from web

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Exchanged Valentine's Day gifts with Crystal & Anna, then watched Leonardo DiCaprio in "The Beach." 1:50 PM Feb 13th from web

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The Playboy Interview with John Mayer is causing a sensation. Yes, a lot of people DO buy it for the articles

(What I find funny about the John Mayer article, yeah, people buy it for the articles because of the fugs they are putting in the magazine!)

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No, Anna is my friend.
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How about that honker of a nose!




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Olivia's drawings of Crystal.

Poor Olivia has her work cut out for her. As talented as she is, even she can't get rid of Crusty's man-face...



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