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| Crystal Harris-Hefner thread. Crustal's, many faces, lies, failed career moves & infections.; Post that made us LOFAO! | |
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| Teresa | Jul 7 2012, 03:14 PM Post #41 |
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Crazyfan101 Posts: 9,048 Registered: 2/25/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Mar 8, 2010 9:09 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply Posted Image JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Mar 8, 2010 9:47 PM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply bending over to take one for the team? lol circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Mar 9, 2010 5:17 AM in response to: JOY2 Reply First it was that teenage boy pop star and now it's cartoon characters...I guess Crystal is pretty desperate... |
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| Teresa | Jul 7 2012, 03:16 PM Post #42 |
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Teresa (; Posts: 8,244 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Mar 9, 2010 9:14 AM in response to: SassiAani Reply > The fountain of youth... In the world of the "Playboy Mansion" youth comes from all different sprays and squirts LOL ewwwwww Vixxen Posts: 4,509 Registered: 11/23/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Mar 9, 2010 9:19 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply LMAO....ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww Teresa (; Posts: 8,244 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Mar 11, 2010 7:07 AM in response to: Vixxen Reply @crystalharris Just left MTV, they were so much fun. The show is VH1's "Undateable" about what makes a guy undatable its a 5 hour special airing soon! about 17 hours ago via web UNDATEABLE....WHAT A HOE...DATE AN 83 YEAR OLD PERVERT AND GIVE ADVICE ON WHAT MAKES A MAN UNDATEABLE! WTF CRUSTAL!!! starmaker Posts: 7,769 Registered: 12/4/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Mar 11, 2010 7:19 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply i read that also, and was like are you even fcking kidding me, how the hellll is she giving advice after who she is sleeping with, what her advice should be is how to sleep with a rich old man, and shove all his former friends and people around him besides her and her mom and maybe one or two different ho's that you need to do your freaky bed shitttt with hef,, what a title!!!! Teresa (; Posts: 8,244 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Mar 11, 2010 7:33 AM in response to: starmaker Reply ITA Anyone who has a daughter, please block the f in channel when it airs! MomLovesTheGND Posts: 3,300 Registered: 11/1/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Mar 11, 2010 7:36 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply Heck block it from your sons too!! MOM starmaker Posts: 7,769 Registered: 12/4/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Mar 11, 2010 11:14 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply no kidding lol! pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Mar 11, 2010 12:42 PM in response to: starmaker Reply No doubt Star. Rule number 1 in dating: DON'T DATE A DUDE WHO IS BOINKING OTHER CHICKS!! Rule #2: Don't date a dude that is going to die within the next few years. What was this show thinking inviting her on?????? Oneredshoe Posts: 76 Registered: 12/1/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Mar 11, 2010 1:07 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply Well Crystal has chased off many girls away from the mansion. I think that makes Hef pretty undateable.. That and the fact that Crystal looks and acts like a creature from a sess pool.. Oh and that the urban dictionary version of sess pool. Nobody wants to date a catty b-itch or a spoiled whiny old man.. starmaker Posts: 7,769 Registered: 12/4/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Mar 12, 2010 9:31 AM in response to: pinkjewel Reply well some bright producers once again from mtv, probably like 23 right out of college and want an invite to the mansion so they invited crystal, i am speculating but it sounds good to me lol, and i have also heard like a rattle snake crystal has gotten rid of many girls, hey this is one thing she has accomplished better than holly, she should be proud YoGabba Posts: 2,749 Registered: 9/28/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Mar 13, 2010 5:37 AM in response to: starmaker Reply > well some bright producers once again from mtv, > probably like 23 right out of college and want an > invite to the mansion so they invited crystal, i am > speculating but it sounds good to me lol Sounds about right to me too! Good speculation starmaker! starmaker Posts: 7,769 Registered: 12/4/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Mar 13, 2010 6:41 AM in response to: YoGabba Reply i know right lol!!! |
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| Teresa | Jul 7 2012, 03:22 PM Post #43 |
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circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Apr 6, 2010 5:07 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply > Crystal is totally Rock of Love material. She and > Brett could share extensions. Posted Image |
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Crazyfan101 Posts: 9,048 Registered: 2/25/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Apr 7, 2010 9:57 PM in response to: wildchick86 Reply Posted Image |
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JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Apr 9, 2010 3:38 AM in response to: bunnyluv Reply she is the perfect hefmate......lil' miss stepford, duck lips and all. pdub4 Posts: 5,164 Registered: 2/20/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Apr 9, 2010 4:43 AM in response to: starmaker Reply Don't forget Linsanity! That would be the greatest album ever! Hef probably is letting her record this cause he's already got someone waiting in the wings Teresa (; Posts: 8,244 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Apr 9, 2010 6:41 AM in response to: wildchick86 Reply > Her song will be worse than RHOA Kim Zolciak singing > "Don't Be Tardy for the Party" |
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| Teresa | Jul 7 2012, 03:29 PM Post #46 |
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Crazyfan101 Posts: 9,048 Registered: 2/25/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Apr 10, 2010 7:11 PM in response to: starmaker Posted Image Posted Image |
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| Teresa | Jul 7 2012, 03:32 PM Post #47 |
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circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Apr 11, 2010 6:33 AM in response to: jogger Reply Such a weird pic... Claire looks like one of the Campbell's Soup Kids, Anna looks miserable, Hef looks awful, Crystal looks like a drag queen, and Kimberly looks like she's wearing maternity clothes...what a motley crew... |
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| Teresa | Jul 7 2012, 03:36 PM Post #48 |
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JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Apr 13, 2010 3:59 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply Posted Image circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Apr 13, 2010 4:28 PM in response to: JOY2 Reply LOL!!! OMG she does look like Kim Z!!!!!! That is hilarious!!! |
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| Teresa | Jul 7 2012, 03:43 PM Post #49 |
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Teresa (; Posts: 8,244 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Apr 23, 2010 4:18 AM in response to: starmaker Reply Posted Image Posted Image Posted Image Posted Image |
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Pinky's links are NSFW!! Warning: Crustal needed to tuck!!:O Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Apr 23, 2010 5:00 PM in response to: circe21 Reply I wonder if Crusty still poses like this for Hef: NSFW!!!!! http://www.lettherebeporn.com/galleries/2008/12/crystal_carter/crystal_carter_009.php pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Apr 23, 2010 5:03 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply AND, I wonder if she got her cutlets removed during her surgeries. I though Hef didn't like girls with their cutlets hanging out. NSFW!! http://www.nsfwceleb.com/2009/01/07/crystal-carter-is-hugh-hefners-new-girlfriend/10437jp-8914/ pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Apr 23, 2010 5:05 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply And here she is in that cheap Wallmart red thing!!! LOL Her head looks MASSIVE here, wow. NSFW http://www.girlsupdates.com/pictures/crystal_carter_350_11.html http://www.girlsupdates.com/pictures/crystal_carter_350_16.html YoGabba Posts: 2,749 Registered: 9/28/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Apr 23, 2010 6:35 PM in response to: circe21 Reply > Yep. And Crystal looks almost as old as Cher!!! I said the same thing! YoGabba Posts: 2,749 Registered: 9/28/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Apr 23, 2010 6:39 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply > And here she is in that cheap Wallmart red thing!!! > LOL Her head looks MASSIVE here, wow. > NSFW That tacky top never fails to crack me up. What's awesome is that she saved it, altered it, and wore it on Super Bowl Sunday years later.lol, I love it. Modo 3 Posts: 663 Registered: 3/1/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Apr 23, 2010 7:02 PM in response to: YoGabba Reply OMG! I do believe it is the same top..Crystal is being green and saving the planet¡!! Good for her..hahahaha.1 pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Apr 23, 2010 8:54 PM in response to: Modo 3 Reply HAHAHAHA!!! Both you and YOG crack me up!!! I've saved some tacky clothers over the years but this top/teddy/negligee/polyester nightmare takes the cake!!!! I'm surprized her jumbo p0rno boobs still fit in it!! flossygirl Posts: 385 Registered: 12/20/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Apr 23, 2010 9:19 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply Geezus, in that nude pic she looks like she has a hint of a penis! That's not right.... pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Apr 23, 2010 9:34 PM in response to: flossygirl Reply LMAO... you mean her scallop? She should tuck that thing back in. Edited by Teresa, Jul 7 2012, 03:47 PM.
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pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Apr 23, 2010 9:41 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply LMFAO...Look at her head in this pic!!! Did she get a head reduction recently? MAn , this is one big head It looks like someone cut it and pasted it on the back of her body!! No wonder they never called her back for PM back then, these pics are SCARY Posted Image flossygirl Posts: 385 Registered: 12/20/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Apr 23, 2010 9:42 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply Man that's scary, I enlarged it on my iPhone - BIG mistake! Yikes. pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Apr 23, 2010 9:43 PM in response to: flossygirl Reply Sorry! I should have warned you flossygirl Posts: 385 Registered: 12/20/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Apr 23, 2010 9:45 PM in response to: flossygirl Reply I enlarged the pic of her crotch I mean, but that heads scary too. It doesn't look at all like her any more. Modo 3 Posts: 663 Registered: 3/1/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Apr 23, 2010 9:55 PM in response to: flossygirl Reply Those old pics do need a warning b4 viewing. |
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Teresa (; Posts: 8,244 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Apr 24, 2010 1:28 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply @crustalharris @hughhefner and I acting goofy on his bday~ http://twitpic.com/1i49lv about 2 hours ago via Twitpic Reply Retweet I thought Crustal's donkey mouth, skanky underwear, lollipop's and a dead looking pervert was part of her everyday life! WTF Posted Image |
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JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Apr 27, 2010 3:47 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply this was on the kendra board.....crystal looks upset about kendra and hef, also she looks very old in this pix....i thot it was mum at first. thnx to whoever posted it first Posted Image |
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Crazyfan101 Posts: 9,048 Registered: 2/25/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Apr 27, 2010 5:20 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply Oh well, we'll just keep posting our pics and links over and over if we have to LOL Malindak2 Posts: 2,338 Registered: 3/1/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Apr 27, 2010 8:15 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply > I think it's freaking hilarious she is wearing the > same dress she had on last night! Is anyone else > finding humor in this lmfao!! Playboy is broke!! I do! I do! Isn't that a big no no in Hollywood. ESP Beverly Hills?! Too funny! Hef should have used that 900,000 to buy Crystal a closet full of clothes. YoGabba Posts: 2,749 Registered: 9/28/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Apr 27, 2010 9:26 PM in response to: Malindak2 Reply > > I think it's freaking hilarious she is wearing the > > same dress she had on last night! Is anyone else > > finding humor in this lmfao!! Playboy is broke!! > > I do! I do! Isn't that a big no no in Hollywood. ESP > Beverly Hills?! Me three! It's one thing if you're just wearing it to lunch or something, but to be on a red carpet with the dress you just wore on national tv? lol. I wish she'd wear that walmart red top on an episode this year. Fingers crossed! jogger Posts: 1,717 Registered: 8/10/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Apr 28, 2010 1:51 AM in response to: starmaker Reply > some one is a hacker, really girls big surprise? > especially you crazy who can probably hack yourself, > come on...... Oh great now we have a hacker? jogger Posts: 1,717 Registered: 8/10/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Apr 28, 2010 1:59 AM in response to: YoGabba Reply > > > I think it's freaking hilarious she is wearing > the > > > same dress she had on last night! Is anyone else > > > finding humor in this lmfao!! Playboy is broke!! > > > > I do! I do! Isn't that a big no no in Hollywood. > ESP > > Beverly Hills?! > > Me three! It's one thing if you're just wearing it to > lunch or something, but to be on a red carpet with > the dress you just wore on national tv? lol. I wish > she'd wear that walmart red top on an episode this > year. Fingers crossed! Crusty's a walking advertisement for Wal-mart but on the red carpet too?Haha. jogger Posts: 1,717 Registered: 8/10/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Apr 28, 2010 2:00 AM in response to: JOY2 Reply > > Um, I posted this pic on the Kendra board......but > I > > can't find it either. I thought I had posted it > on > > the episode 6 thread....how did you find it? > > i don't know ,just started reading the posts and > quickly started reposting it...thnx so much cos i've > had a ton of fun with it I'm so glad you posted that picture since someone hacked it or whacked it off from where Crazyfan101 posted it. Was it the Queen of Romper Room? I agree that posting unflattering pictures of Crusty are fun and isn't that the reason we come to this forum? |
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circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 1, 2010 12:23 PM in response to: dawnberlan Reply Maybe you saw it on the rack at Wal-Mart? Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 1, 2010 7:00 PM in response to: circe21 Reply SOUNDS like a no-brainer . . . what DOES a gorgeous 24-year-old from West Bromwich see in wrinkly 84-year-old Playboy multi-millionaire Hugh Hefner? 24-year-old model Crystal Harris tells of her REAL love for Playboy tycoon Hugh Hefner PLAYTIME: Hugh has Crystal in bed by 11But stunning blonde Crystal Harris DOES have brains, a university education, and insists: "I'm NO gold digger and I'm NOT interested in his money. I LOVE him!" In an exclusive interview with the News of the World, Crystal reveals her life in the £10 million Playboy mansion - and tells how a Black Country publican's daughter saw off the Hollywood sex king's harem and is preparing to become wife No 3. When a pensioner of 84 falls head over heels it usually means a trip to A & E and a new walking frame. But for legendary lothario Hef it's a new bedtime playmate. And no, that's not tinnitus. . . it's the sound of wedding bells! Wannabe pop star Crystal is so insistent Hugh's £27million fortune is NOT her target, she vowed: "I'd sign a pre-nuptial agreement. Hugh doesn't throw money at me at all and I don't ask. I get paid for my music work and modelling. "Hugh has been hinting at a wedding but I'm not pushy. His ex, Holly Madison, was pushing for marriage, but I won't. "I'd love to go up the aisle, but it would be the only wedding where all the guests - his exes and Playmates - would be vying to outshine the bride. "I'm used to that already - on Sundays when the Playmates come over, dressed up to the nines, desperate to get his attention. But I roll out in sweat pants, T-shirt and no make-up. "Hugh just looks over at me and rolls his eyes at some of them. We're like a normal married couple." Two weeks ago we revealed how Hef was ready to settle down with "special lady" Crystal. But she is the most unlikely Playboy Playmate. Crystal grew up in Ye Olde Rose and Crown, just a ball's throw from West Bromwich Albion's Hawthorns ground. All her family are fans of the Baggies, just promoted back to the Premier League. It's there she first got a taste for showbiz. "My dad used to perform for the drinkers and I'd sing along with him," she laughed. "My mum says it's in my genes and that's why I'm now embarking on a career in music." The family moved to a new life in America when Crystal was a schoolgirl and finally settled in San Diego, California, when she was 10. Sadly, her father died a year later from cancer. As a psychology student Crystal started to do the odd modelling job and first met Hef in October 2008 at his annual Hallowe'en party in the mansion. "I dressed as a French maid," she said "I spotted Hef by his cabana at the pool so I waved, blew him a kiss and he waved me over. We immediately hit it off. He talked about his psychology degree and after a few hours he asked me to stay for the weekend. "After I drove home, he called me up and said, 'Hi, this is Hugh Hefner. I dunno how you feel about this - but would you like to move in with me?' I just said yes, as I thought it was a dream. I quit university and packed my stuff." Eighteen months later Crystal is still there. And she has learned all the secrets of Hugh's amazing life, bedding more than 2,000 women, including movie stars and cover girls, and destroying the evidence to spare their blushes. "I've asked him all about his past," she said. "He even confessed which lovers he made sex tapes with. Some date so far back that they were filmed in 8mm! "But he had them all dumped in the ocean years ago because he didn't want anyone's career to be hurt. "He was worried they'd be stolen from his library during one of the parties." More than 900 beauties have revealed all in Playboy, including Baywatch's Pamela Anderson, who has been close pals with Hef since the Eighties and holds the record for the most cover girl appearances. "When I asked Hugh which cover girls he's slept with even I was shocked by some of the names," confessed Crystal. "They were the ones you'd never suspect, the ones who seem so innocent. There are a couple of Brits, but if I told you he wouldn't be happy. It's our secret. "But he told me he DIDN'T sleep with Pammie, although he WANTED to. He said it was 'bad timing' as he was married and she was in a relationship. "I'm not jealous of those girls then or even those who still surround him. I love being surrounded by all these hot girls too. When he had seven girlfriends at once he said he had to downsize. They got too catty and fought over him." Despite his age, Hugh still takes Crystal and her 34DD bust to bed every night. "We always sleep together," she insisted. "Hef's libido and image have been a big part of his whole life. "He's very intimate and knows what a woman wants and needs. I don't want to offend him by detailing how many times a night we do it. But we're great companions. He's a great kisser, and quite romantic - there's nothing better than waking up in the morning next to him. "We love to cuddle up on the sofa just watching an old movie in our flannel pyjamas. I wear pink and his are blue. "We're like an old married couple already. . . although I don't see him as old at all," she adds hastily. "Hef acts like a goofy, silly kid who never grew up. Despite our age difference I'm actually the older, more sensible one." Last year Hef committed solely to Crystal by kicking out his twin girlfriends Kristina and Karissa Shannon, who were part of his Girls Next Door global hit TV series. "They weren't really there for him," said Crystal. "The twins were a lot of fun but I could tell it's not what they wanted. "They didn't act like our family and they wanted to use the show as a springboard for fame." Crystal revealed she has tried to drag the octogenarian out of old-fashioned ways and into the 21st Century. "Hef has no mobile phone, email or internet," she said. "I have to help him look at stories online about us. "I tried to get him more internet-savvy by buying him an iPad, but he still hasn't figured how to turn it on. He doesn't even use a computer for his files. Instead every Saturday he works on his scrapbook, filing reports about what's in the media and photos and notes of our nights in. He has over 2,000 of those books chronicling his life." Crystal, who still has relatives in south London and wants Hugh to fly her over in his private jet for a visit, hit back at recent reports suggesting dad-of-two Hugh has suffered a string of health issues in recent month. "He's in excellent health," she said. "It amazes me how much energy he has. He had a stroke in the Eighties but he's very sprightly. He has amazing genetics and looks like he's in his fifties." And Crystal revealed pensioner Hef enjoys the most expensive meals- on-wheels service in the world. "Whenever we go out for dinner, or travel around the world, Hef's own chefs pre-cook all his food," she said. "I always order from the menu, but he sticks with his own meals. "He's very picky. Every day he eats the same food. Scrambled egg, bacon and toast for breakfast, in the afternoon chicken noodle soup, and a slice of apple pie with ice cream at night. His life is totally planned - up at 9.30am most days and in bed at 11pm, except when there are parties." Dedicated Hef built his fortune from scratch with his publishing empire, Playboy clubs and Bunny girls. And he still works most days, with regular evening playtime routines. Mondays are "guys nights" with business associates, playing cards or watching TV. The next two days he holds court with Playmates, who stay at a separate house across the street, and then another small-stakes card game. Hef keeps Thursdays free for dinner dates, parties or surprise trips with his lover. Fridays and Saturdays Crystal and Hef always settle down for a classic movie at his private cinema. And on Sundays the Playmates gather to strip off and sunbathe around his pool while Hef plays backgammon with pals. Apparently he has given up swimming to the grotto - the infamous cavern in the pool where anything goes. At night he watches the latest movies with pals like Kiss singer Gene Simmons, comic Bill Cosby and screen star Jamie Foxx. "They love to hang out with him and the girls," said Crystal, who has recently secured a £12m seven- album deal with Org- anica Music Group. London-born producer Michael Blakey signed her after seeing her sing on TV in The Girls Next Door. She said: "When I told Hef about the deal he cried. He's 100 per cent supportive. He kind of likes my demos, although it's not his style. He loves the provocative lyrics though, as he's such a sexually charged man." Blakey said: "Crystal has an incredible natural talent. I foresee huge things. . . " Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 1, 2010 7:02 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply sh!t sorry thats long lol check it out at (has video too but im not bothering listening - itll be her usual drool about cr@p): http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/801126/Model-Crystal-Harris-says-shes-not-interested-in-Playboy-legend-Hugh-Hefners-money.html Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 1, 2010 7:04 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply and any who of COURSE any girl will say im not after his money.. that would be the one thing every girlfriend has ever said!!! do they really think she is going to sit in an interview and make her self not look perfect?! and was i reading right (sorry i just scimmed it got very bored) about the recording contract?? S E V E N albums WHAT THE F**K!!!!!!! and funny what she admitted about the twins etc.. when wasnt it all supose to be a happy family and they left on good terms? - how good can that be when theyre still representing playboy and shes saying this to the media (even tho we all know it..) Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 1, 2010 7:07 PM in response to: Souleone Reply and for the record so its obvious were not just "five critics on the board that e! listen too.." (sorry cant remember the words lol) first comments on the article are: 1. I think I feel sick. 2. Of course she's not interested in his money, she's interested in the public exposure his money gives him. If she was any more airbrushed she'd need a software patent. 3. HAHAHAHA west bromwich town is soo bad you will date a 84-year-old to get out. and considering no ones mentioned it here yet it clearly wasnt us cause im sure some one would be throwing up about it here !! haha LOVE the airbrushing / software patent comment!!!!! dawnberlan Posts: 174 Registered: 2/19/10 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 1, 2010 9:07 PM in response to: circe21 Reply > Maybe you saw it on the rack at Wal-Mart? Doubt it...I don't shop there. Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 1, 2010 9:56 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply AND the "big happy family that are all friends".. well she blew that one out the window ******** about the other playmates turning up dressed trying to impress to get somewhere etc while she is there in trackies n no make up.. wow shes starting to show a few of her real colours by sh1tting on anyone thats ever helped her.. JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 2, 2010 3:30 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply transfering this from fans side where i accidently posted it hahahahahaha.....st.ourlady of full-of-sh!t. "Hugh has been hinting at a wedding but I'm not pushy. His ex, Holly Madison, was pushing for marriage, but I won't. ......oh she's not a snarky biitch at all.lol But she is the most unlikely Playboy Playmate. ......we know this.lol It's there she first got a taste for showbiz. "My dad used to perform for the drinkers and I'd sing along with him," she laughed. "My mum says it's in my genes and that's why I'm now embarking on a career in music." .........she's got the hoe'ing gene too. As a psychology student Crystal started to do the odd modelling job and first met Hef in October 2008 at his annual Hallowe'en party in the mansion. .......never graduated cos she majored in plotting to meet hef. "After I drove home, he called me up and said, 'Hi, this is Hugh Hefner. I dunno how you feel about this - but would you like to move in with me?' I just said yes, as I thought it was a dream. I quit university and packed my stuff." ......oh oh, she left out the hefty bags cos she doesn't want his money.hahaha But he told me he DIDN'T sleep with Pammie, although he WANTED to. He said it was 'bad timing' as he was married and she was in a relationship. .........hahaha, pam was never that desperate, and we all know hef's girls come from desperate attraction. Blakey said: "Crystal has an incredible natural talent. I foresee huge things. .........poor blakey hasn't seen her huge hanging things.lol can't wait to hear what other's have to say about this article.......this made me laugh,thnx bobmarley JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 2, 2010 3:31 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply hahahahahahahahaha, more good laughs bob,thnx. bugsie Posts: 1,649 Registered: 9/9/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 2, 2010 5:26 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply WHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA Bob alla this shiit is 2 funni! CrustHO aka HeftyBag HO is such a sucking liar dawnberlan Posts: 174 Registered: 2/19/10 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 2, 2010 6:05 AM in response to: JOY2 Reply I liked where she dissed the twins. That was funny. Yup, her true colors are shining through, now! pdub4 Posts: 5,164 Registered: 2/20/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 2, 2010 6:17 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply Oh BARF. That story makes me sick to my stomach. Was it dripping in fakeness for anyone else???? Next time please post a warning pdub4 Posts: 5,164 Registered: 2/20/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 2, 2010 6:21 AM in response to: dawnberlan Reply > I liked where she dissed the twins. That was funny. > Yup, her true colors are shining through, now! Exactly circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 2, 2010 6:57 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply LOL!!! She TOTALLY trashed the Twins!!! Demigoddess Posts: 1,155 Registered: 12/25/06 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 2, 2010 8:45 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply I have to ask - has any girlfriend/Playmate attempted a pop career? Oh, I think Monica Leigh did. She did one auto-tuned dance song - it's on iTunes. Anyone else? Crusty may be the first girlfriend to do this... |
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Vixxen Posts: 4,509 Registered: 11/23/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 2, 2010 8:54 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply I am just shaking my head at this...Crystal is SUCH a liar it's unreal... pdub4 Posts: 5,164 Registered: 2/20/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 2, 2010 9:00 AM in response to: Demigoddess Reply No. Barbi Benton also attempted a music career. dawnberlan Posts: 174 Registered: 2/19/10 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 2, 2010 11:30 AM in response to: pdub4 Reply I think a few of her songs were successful. Crazyfan101 Posts: 9,048 Registered: 2/25/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 2, 2010 11:36 AM in response to: pdub4 Reply Gross, she said Hef's a great kisser?? Do they really have full on makeout sessions? ......and then the sex, ewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!! Demigoddess Posts: 1,155 Registered: 12/25/06 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 2, 2010 12:18 PM in response to: pdub4 Reply Oh right - I totally forgot - Barbi attempted a career in country music. Thanks guys. Souleone Posts: 4,482 Registered: 5/13/07 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 2, 2010 12:40 PM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply Yeah that part made me almost throw up in my mouth a little! Maybe THAT's why she is so overly thin, just the thought of Hef's old, wrinkly bålls and dementor's soul-sucking mouth makes my appetite go away. I can't imagine actually seeing, touching and kissing him. EW! And the thinly-veild snarks show her fakeness is starting to shine through. That whole article was as Pdub put it, dripping with fakeness. Who does she think she's fooling? If he was Hugh Hefner, retired tank mechanic living in the 55+ trailer park she wouldn't give him the time of day. Oh, and what happened to all sickening "we're all like sisters!" talk she used to do with the twins. Nice way to show your true colors Crystal! Oh and let's not forget that Crystal herself admitted on the E! boards that she posed as a cyber girl because she was trying to "catch Hef's eye" she always now makes it seem like she just so happened to be at the party and she just so happened to catch Hef's eye. It's sooooo convenient that any post she herself made with regards to anything to how she met Hef and other things have majickally disappeared. POOF. So sad, because there were some wonderful gems that she slipped back then! pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 2, 2010 12:45 PM in response to: Souleone Reply She is such a liar. On her Myspace, she says she is a college graduate. What HASN"T she lied about??? MomLovesTheGND Posts: 3,300 Registered: 11/1/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 2, 2010 1:05 PM in response to: Demigoddess Reply Barbi Benton attempted a music career and had two hit singles through it has been said Hef paid to make them hits..Who knows maybe he did? Mom bugsie Posts: 1,649 Registered: 9/9/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 2, 2010 5:31 PM in response to: MomLovesTheGND Reply Bent nose & rubber lips eating taco & Check out tha crows feet on her right eye Posted Image xlipgl0ssx Posts: 75 Registered: 3/20/07 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 2, 2010 5:42 PM in response to: bugsie Reply She honestly gets more and more like Cristal Camden everyday. Also she seems to be really quite skinny in this picture. Unless it is just because her head is so big she looks so small... bugsie Posts: 1,649 Registered: 9/9/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 2, 2010 5:57 PM in response to: xlipgl0ssx Reply Big head & fish tacos Modo 3 Posts: 663 Registered: 3/1/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 2, 2010 8:39 PM in response to: xlipgl0ssx Reply This is so true, she is vanishing. > She honestly gets more and more like Cristal Camden > everyday. > > Also she seems to be really quite skinny in this > picture. Unless it is just because her head is so big > she looks so small... Modo 3 Posts: 663 Registered: 3/1/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 2, 2010 8:42 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply This interview is totally tacky and vindictative, Crystal was so stupid to give it, she sounds like she is the one ready to write the tell all book. I bet this interview burn alot of bridges for her, oh well her bad choice. MMA050 Posts: 3,366 Registered: 7/29/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 2, 2010 9:06 PM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply > Gross, she said Hef's a great kisser?? Do they > really have full on makeout sessions? > > ......and then the sex, ewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!! Ewe, I bet his breath stinks! Lol. MMA050 Posts: 3,366 Registered: 7/29/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 2, 2010 9:11 PM in response to: circe21 Reply > LOL!!! She TOTALLY trashed the Twins!!! Yep, I wonder if they will start trashing her back now. She would so deserve it! As for not being a gold digger, well, how does she get money to but tampons, and thongs, and make up, and perfume? Afterall, she doesn't have a job, so how is she surviving? Inquiry minds wants to know. |
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Malindak2 Posts: 2,338 Registered: 3/1/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 2, 2010 10:10 PM in response to: MMA050 Reply Does she get a grand a week from hef? Paid to be his gf? Because it's love, after all. She wouldn't take it, right. Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 3, 2010 1:06 AM in response to: Malindak2 Reply right but shes not getting the money if u ask her..!! oh yes i hope the girls all retaliate, how can they not?? and yes it made me want to vomit too i couldnt even read it was too boring.. so she thinks shes come out all sweet but **** she has just opened her mouth a bit much ! lol just think what shes like in real life if this is what comes out of her mouth when shes tryna suck up and be perfect!! hmmmm i thought hef did sleep with pammy? circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 3, 2010 5:24 AM in response to: Modo 3 Reply > This interview is totally tacky and vindictative, > Crystal was so stupid to give it, she sounds like she > is the one ready to write the tell all book. I bet > this interview burn alot of bridges for her, oh well > her bad choice. ITA. It's horrible. And she totally comes across as a self-promoting gold digger, IMHO. circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 3, 2010 5:25 AM in response to: bugsie Reply HOLY CR@P!!! She looks like an ALIEN!!! LOLOLOL!!! pdub4 Posts: 5,164 Registered: 2/20/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 3, 2010 7:38 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply > > hmmmm i thought hef did sleep with pammy? That's what I thought too, but we all know by now she's got a little honesty problem. circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 3, 2010 8:51 AM in response to: pdub4 Reply > > That's what I thought too, but we all know by now > she's got a little honesty problem. Who? Crystal or Pammy? LOL starmaker Posts: 7,769 Registered: 12/4/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 4, 2010 4:12 AM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply the kissing part is the one that makes me want to blow chunks, yuck!!!! Vixxen Posts: 4,509 Registered: 11/23/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 4, 2010 10:48 AM in response to: pdub4 Reply Pammy did sleep with Hef as appreciation for being put on the PB cover a few times ....Pammy is also sleeping with her dancing partner from DWTS....Pammy sleeps with anything (and I'm also including women) pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 4, 2010 11:05 AM in response to: Vixxen Reply I never knew she slept with Hef. Not that I'm surprised. SHe look horrible these days. She use to be so beautiful. She looks like an alcoholic to me. Vixxen Posts: 4,509 Registered: 11/23/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 4, 2010 11:26 AM in response to: pinkjewel Reply NSFW... http://seriouslyomg.com/?p=9721 pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 4, 2010 11:50 AM in response to: Vixxen Reply That whole scene was so awkward. Did you see Hef's hair?? OMG..LOL.. Pam seemed totally messed up. Did she sleep with him that night? Vixxen Posts: 4,509 Registered: 11/23/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 4, 2010 11:51 AM in response to: pinkjewel Reply lol I don't know but by the way she was practically licking his face, how could she have not slept with that old buzzard? pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 4, 2010 12:29 PM in response to: Vixxen Reply EWW he does look like an old buzzard!! I thought Hef gets pizzed off when people touch his hair? I guess Pam can do no wrong in his eyes. shortattspan Posts: 799 Registered: 2/5/06 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 4, 2010 5:42 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply "They love to hang out with him and the girls," said Crystal, who has recently secured a £12m seven- album deal with Org- anica Music Group. London-born producer Michael Blakey signed her after seeing her sing on TV in The Girls Next Door. That is just beyond amazing-unleashing 7 crystal albums on the world!Probably millions of actually talented people will never be heard and she gets a deal like that?BS shortattspan Posts: 799 Registered: 2/5/06 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 4, 2010 5:51 PM in response to: MMA050 Reply > > LOL!!! She TOTALLY trashed the Twins!!! > > Yep, I wonder if they will start trashing her back > now. She would so deserve it! As for not being a > gold digger, well, how does she get money to but > tampons, and thongs, and make up, and perfume? > Afterall, she doesn't have a job, so how is she > e surviving? Inquiry minds wants to know. Didn't she make $10 an hour in the musty scrap-booking room? Plus $1000. weekly for sleeping with the musty ol' man. |
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pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 4, 2010 5:56 PM in response to: shortattspan Reply YIKES, $1,000 an hour wouldn't be enough money to cuddle up to him. I've heard he smells bad and spits his food out all over the place when he eats. Not to mention he rips old man f@rts all the time..YUCKKKK shortattspan Posts: 799 Registered: 2/5/06 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 4, 2010 5:57 PM in response to: bugsie Reply > Bent nose & rubber lips eating taco & Check out tha > crows feet on her right eye > > src="http://i39.tinypic.com/fk8675.jpg" border="0" > alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic"> This picture reminds me of one thing-Witchie-poo from H.R. Pufinstuff. wildchick86 Posts: 5,718 From: Rockville Registered: 3/22/06 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 4, 2010 6:44 PM in response to: Vixxen Reply my eyes are burning from seeing Pam Anderson naked. yuck! JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 5, 2010 4:09 AM in response to: Souleone Reply crystal was pretty quiet on kendra's show.......i hope this is a sign of things to come for crystal's tv career. starmaker Posts: 7,769 Registered: 12/4/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 5, 2010 4:32 AM in response to: JOY2 Reply i thought the same thing joy, i found her to have no personality , at first i saw anna, and didn't even notice crystal, that is a pure example why crystal could not carry a show, no one really notices her, she is not a stand out, she is a blender circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 5, 2010 9:19 AM in response to: JOY2 Reply > crystal was pretty quiet on kendra's show.......i > hope this is a sign of things to come for crystal's > tv career. And at one point, she looked totally zoned out. She has absolutely zero personality and zero on-camera appeal, IMHO. Probably why they decided to go in a "fun new direction" on GND by featuring Tweedles Dum and Dee and the PM house antics. starmaker Posts: 7,769 Registered: 12/4/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 5, 2010 10:57 AM in response to: circe21 Reply so true circe pdub4 Posts: 5,164 Registered: 2/20/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 5, 2010 11:05 AM in response to: circe21 Reply Maybe too much of that mansion specialty Adderall or whatever it's called? pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 5, 2010 1:45 PM in response to: pdub4 Reply Yes, she and Alexis Neirs (pretty wild) BOTH have that spaced out hazeed look in their eyes and that is the result of too much adderall!!! starmaker Posts: 7,769 Registered: 12/4/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 5, 2010 1:47 PM in response to: pdub4 Reply the diet pill of the mansion you mean lol jogger Posts: 1,717 Registered: 8/10/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 5, 2010 10:17 PM in response to: circe21 Reply > > crystal was pretty quiet on kendra's show.......i > > hope this is a sign of things to come for > crystal's > > tv career. > > And at one point, she looked totally zoned out. > She has absolutely zero personality and zero > on-camera appeal, IMHO. > Probably why they decided to go in a "fun new > direction" on GND by featuring Tweedles Dum and Dee > and the PM house antics. She was just there to agree with Hef during the whole for ratings and drama of the sex talk. Dirty sex talks worked on GND but not so much on Kendra in a four way sex talk with the ex,new hubs and new #1. The diet drug probably helps her[Crusty] zone out since she has to handle the old man all alone now for the most part. Her=Crusty Message was edited by: jogger JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 6, 2010 3:14 AM in response to: starmaker Reply she's like a wind up toy......i wonder what will happen when she snaps out of her fog. by then she'll be married so at least it will be a good payday for crystal, she'll need the money cos she won't get far without hef. JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 6, 2010 3:16 AM in response to: circe21 Reply > > crystal was pretty quiet on kendra's show.......i > > hope this is a sign of things to come for > crystal's > > tv career. > > And at one point, she looked totally zoned out. > She has absolutely zero personality and zero > on-camera appeal, IMHO. > Probably why they decided to go in a "fun new > direction" on GND by featuring Tweedles Dum and Dee > and the PM house antics. yea, she's zoned out ........the fun new direction could not possibly be cystal.lol Teresa (; Posts: 8,244 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: May 6, 2010 6:07 AM in response to: JOY2 Reply Posted Image |
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