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Crystal Harris-Hefner thread. Crustal's, many faces, lies, failed career moves & infections.; Post that made us LOFAO!
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She needs to wear a big hat. Her face is going to melt in the sun!! Oh wait, I don't think they make hats the size of her melon!!
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Gross!!


@hughperverthefner





Wild, Copper is 19 now. I can't find the thread where you asked me how old he is Wonder why Hef's oldest son is never mentioned?

I think "The Hoes Across The Street" have another episode planned



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I just saw the ages of Marston and Cooper on Wikipedia. I'm sure that Marston stays out of the hollywood lights. We never see or hear about his oldest son David. And Marston just turned the 20 the day after my birthday.




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There is a rumor that the oldest boy David is gay, and so chooses to stay out of the spotlight. He goes to the mansion but declines to be "seen" there if you know what I mean by that




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gotcha




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> There is a rumor that the oldest boy David is gay,
> and so chooses to stay out of the spotlight. He goes
> to the mansion but declines to be "seen" there if you
> know what I mean by that

Interesting WOW....tell us more pdub

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Hugh Hefner's West Brom girlfriend Crystal Harris is the talk of the town
May 9 2010 by Rebekah Oruye, Sunday Mercury


Crystal Harris and Hugh Hefner

STUNNING blonde Crystal Harris is the talk of her former home town of West Bromwich – after she revealed she may wed boyfriend, octogenarian womaniser Hugh Hefner.

The ageing lothario, who has lived with many models at his Playboy Mansion has reportedly now rejected the other girls – so that he can enjoy a wholly monogamous relationship with the glamorous 24-year-old Midlander.

Crystal and 84 year-old Hef met at the porrn publisher’s 2008 Halloween party and moved into his notorious mansion shortly afterwards.

She was modelling at the time and doing a psychology degree, but soon packed in her studies after hitting it off with the serial seducer.

But before moving to the sunny state of California, Crystal’s family enjoyed a quieter life in West Bromwich.

Dad, Ray, and mum, Lee, ran the Ye Olde Rose and Crown in Cape Street, up until 1991.

And Nigel Pritchett, the most recent landlord of the pub before it shut last year, said even as a school-girl, Crystal was a “born entertainer”.

“Even though Crystal was just a nipper when they were at the pub, she was known for having a belting voice.

“She would join her dad singing. Everyone thought she was amazing. They were known as a very nice family.”

Nigel, who now runs the Beehive pub, said punters remembered her dad Ray as the “most popular” landlord the pub had every had.

“Customers would come and talk about Ray, saying he was a ‘live wire’, very entertaining.

“He had pictures of himself and famous people he had met like Tom Jones, hanging around.

“All the pubs were busier back then than they are nowadays, but Ray would have it packed out seven days a week anyway.”

Tragedy struck just a year after the family moved to America as Ray died from cancer.

But mom Lee Lovitt remained in the States with her daughter, and runs her own real estate business in San Diego.

Lee is supporting her daughter’s relationship with Hef, saying: “I really like Hef and enjoy my time staying at the mansion.

“I will be happy to see Crystal and Hef marry – as long as my daughter is happy then I am happy.”

Crystal has denied claims she is a gold digger and said she would sign a pre-nup agreement before heading down the aisle.

Meanwhile, Crystal’s singing career looks set to take off, as she recently secured a £12 million seven-album deal with Organica Music Group – part of record giant Universal.....WTF?????




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**** publisher? hahahahaha, wow so fcking funny




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7 album deal?!?!?
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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really a seven album deal, of what! lol




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did you see the one that said "heffer"? hahahahahaha, it's out there somewhere.












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Here's ONE of many of Crustal's old faces LOL! I'm Speechless over this record deal! WTH?? Crustal, how's your music career working out for you? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

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The group was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 1996, the Vocal Group Hall of Fame in 2001 and received a Lifetime Achievement Award from the Rhythm & Blues Foundation in 1998. Ms. Knight, now a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, continues to tour and record occasionally, and leads the Saints Unified Voices choir. Edward Patten of the Pips died in February 2005, of complications from his long bout with diabetes.

Gladys Knight & the Pips are ranked as the ninth most successful act in The Billboard Top 40 Book of R&B and Hip-Hop Hits (2005). They were also ranked #91 on VH1's Top 100 Artists of Rock n' Roll. In June 2006, Gladys Knight & the Pips were inducted into the Apollo Theater's Hall Of Fame in New York City.

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This is such a frickin JOKE. My God, what has this world come to? She sounds like a 5 year old when she sings!!! H3ll, maybe I should try for a record deal??? I don't even want to imagine her giant donkey mouth opening and braying when she hits a long, high note....




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> This is such a frickin JOKE. My God, what has this
> world come to? She sounds like a 5 year old when she
> sings!!! H3ll, maybe I should try for a record
> deal??? I don't even want to imagine her giant donkey
> mouth opening and braying when she hits a long, high
> note....

She'll have to "auto tune" more than Hef and sexxy toys



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money is buying her love and happiness.lol




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she is in a line up with gladys knight? this has got to be a total joke lol, i am laughing looking at this line up, wow!!




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So she thinks. If happiness means sleeping with a corpse, then I guess she is very happy.




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> So she thinks. If happiness means sleeping with a
> corpse, then I guess she is very happy.

hahahaha,plus hef is half def so he can't even hear what she sounds like.O




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One thing about that article that bugs me? They say she could really belt it out "as a kid". Newsflash everyone...peoples voices change with puberty (duh) and just because one is a good singer as a child, does not mean they will be a good singer as an adult. And didn't anyone hear that mess on GND? If they pay that to be a singer, we should all be rich, right?




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> money is buying her love and happiness.lol

But for how long? As soon as the money dries up, she will be outa there!




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> One thing about that article that bugs me? They say
> she could really belt it out "as a kid". Newsflash
> everyone...peoples voices change with puberty (duh)......You're absolutely right!
> and just because one is a good singer as a child,
> does not mean they will be a good singer as an adult. She proven this LMAO!!
> And didn't anyone hear that mess on GND? If they pay
> y that to be a singer, we should all be rich, right?

We should start our own band LOL!!




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this is so true about voices, even some of the greats can't sing as well as they could with age, or drug use, look at whitney houston, what a disappointment for her fans, i still think tony benett does pretty dam well, but even rod stewart isn't as good as he was in his "hot legs" days, it just happen's, but madge(madonna) can still pound them out, after all she is still young and in her "50's"!!! lol




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i would sing for all of you on the boards but my voice is going to much grey goose lol



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She'll be right up there with the Housewives who tried to launch a singing "career": Gretchen Rossi, Kim Zolciak, and most recently, "Countess" LuAnn!

Except something tells me "Tardy for the Party" would blow anything Crusty tries to sing outta the water! LMAO!

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money is buying her love and happiness.lol




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she is in a line up with gladys knight? this has got to be a total joke lol, i am laughing looking at this line up, wow!!




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So she thinks. If happiness means sleeping with a corpse, then I guess she is very happy.




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> So she thinks. If happiness means sleeping with a
> corpse, then I guess she is very happy.

hahahaha,plus hef is half def so he can't even hear what she sounds like.O




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One thing about that article that bugs me? They say she could really belt it out "as a kid". Newsflash everyone...peoples voices change with puberty (duh) and just because one is a good singer as a child, does not mean they will be a good singer as an adult. And didn't anyone hear that mess on GND? If they pay that to be a singer, we should all be rich, right?




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> money is buying her love and happiness.lol

But for how long? As soon as the money dries up, she will be outa there!




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> One thing about that article that bugs me? They say
> she could really belt it out "as a kid". Newsflash
> everyone...peoples voices change with puberty (duh)......You're absolutely right!
> and just because one is a good singer as a child,
> does not mean they will be a good singer as an adult. She proven this LMAO!!
> And didn't anyone hear that mess on GND? If they pay
> y that to be a singer, we should all be rich, right?

We should start our own band LOL!!




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this is so true about voices, even some of the greats can't sing as well as they could with age, or drug use, look at whitney houston, what a disappointment for her fans, i still think tony benett does pretty dam well, but even rod stewart isn't as good as he was in his "hot legs" days, it just happen's, but madge(madonna) can still pound them out, after all she is still young and in her "50's"!!! lol




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i would sing for all of you on the boards but my voice is going to much grey goose lol



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She'll be right up there with the Housewives who tried to launch a singing "career": Gretchen Rossi, Kim Zolciak, and most recently, "Countess" LuAnn!

Except something tells me "Tardy for the Party" would blow anything Crusty tries to sing outta the water! LMAO!

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> True that! But he be a rich man who's four times her
> age who can use his pull to get her a "career" in
> music.

LMFAO!!! ....."He be" dressing her in walmart clothing for that record deal!!




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No amount of money will help sell this voice to the public. Unless you enjoy the sound of a cat shrieking.




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hahahahaha, we will see how much weight hef has to even make her have a small singing career, maybe her old pal melissa can sing with her, someone may notice then




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> No amount of money will help sell this voice to the
> public. Unless you enjoy the sound of a cat shrieking.

BWAH! LMAO! So true!!!!




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Melissa has a voice that is totally worth listening to. If you ever get a chance to hear it, it's worth it, trust me. But anyone adding this wanna be 2yr olds voice would be running away faster than Franken-Heidi's single.




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does she have a record out yet?

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FYI Melissa has a single coming out in August. She will also be performing at a mansion party in August! B-)
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> Melissa has a voice that is totally worth listening
> to. If you ever get a chance to hear it, it's worth
> it, trust me. But anyone adding this wanna be 2yr
> olds voice would be running away faster than
> Frankie-Heidi's single.

Yeah she does! Melissa, can sing beautifully!




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yes i heard melissa legit has a very nice voice




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maybe I can post a link to Melissa singing later Melissia has been singing "cover songs". She tweeted she'll only be singing "her own songs from now on!" IMO she is working on something
Melissa is freaking hot! Wait to you hear her!!!




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did you try and pm me T? i was just wondering if it was going through




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> yes i heard melissa legit has a very nice voice

Hi Star Did you get my message?? Been waiting to hear from you




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> did you try and pm me T? i was just wondering if it
> was going through

LOL we posted at the same time. Said it went through I'll e-mail you




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ok i will be looking for it lol




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i never got your email. try it again, my husband could have deleted it because we share an account, he was up so early this morning the little fcker lol




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i'll chk back for the link teresa

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mmmm crystals whole plan of not letting anyone thats a threat near hef is really showing! (and keeping ugly girls around so she looks the best) judging by the state of these "playmates" all i can say is What the f**k!!!!




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Wow, Anna's boobs went up about 7 cup sizes holy crap! I guess that was the "minor surgery" she was recovering from awhile back??




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oh you bet me to it!! was just about to put this up, i think ana looks stunning, and shes the only one whose not a playmate!!!




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have actually put it on the ana board aroudn same time, funny!! hope u feeling ok




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lmfao!!


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mmmm crystals whole plan of not letting anyone thats a threat near hef is really showing! (and keeping ugly girls around so she looks the best) judging by the state of these "playmates" all i can say is What the f**k!!!!


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Wow, Anna's boobs went up about 7 cup sizes holy crap! I guess that was the "minor surgery" she was recovering from awhile back??





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oh you bet me to it!! was just about to put this up, i think ana looks stunning, and shes the only one whose not a playmate!!!




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have actually put it on the ana board aroudn same time, funny!! hope u feeling ok

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lmfao!!



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> have actually put it on the ana board aroudn same
> time, funny!! hope u feeling ok

LOL Funny Thanks




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how much photoshop was involved with those rocks on her chest? we all know they dont sit like that!!!
i kinda feel sorry for her after completely screwing with her face with plastic surgery and nothing ever works out to make her look gorgeous?? that bung eye is so dam obvious and those lips!




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> i never got your email. try it again, my husband
> could have deleted it because we share an account, he
> was up so early this morning the little fcker lol

I'll send it again




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> how much photoshop was involved with those rocks on
> her chest? we all know they dont sit like that!!!
> i kinda feel sorry for her after completely screwing
> with her face with plastic surgery and nothing ever
> works out to make her look gorgeous?? that bung eye
> is so dam obvious and those lips!

She thinks she's hot!! Freaking awful, she needs to melt her face and start over




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thanks did you email me on my personal account i never got a pm or an email




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> thanks did you email me on my personal account i
> never got a pm or an email


Personal account.....I sent again about a half hour ago. I better check the address!!




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I showed my boyfriend this pictures of the 4 girls, he knows nothing about them he said by far the one in grey top was the hottest, it was Anna hahah the only one who isn't a Playmate. I think Hef needs to to seriously get his vision checked, he has lost his mind.




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oooo god **** no names have been mentioned but its pretty da*mn obvious what melissa is tweetin about!!!

Earlier today she tweeted: Who's going to Stars and Stripes text me xoxo

Now her tweets are:

Bittersweet...
about 2 hours ago via mobile web

about 2 hours ago via mobile web

and two hours ago was when the girls came back to the mansion!!!

Just noticed rpl_s tweet!!!:

@melissataylor15 dont worry hun i see whats happening, screw her you are better than that!!! xoxo




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imo crystal must have told hef not to let anna be playmate.

more treadmill and stretching typos......but i'm almost done now

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most of us here on the boards prefer melissa so i hope she knows that.

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HOLY CR@P! LMAO at the "Crystal Harris Cosmetics" pic! She looks totally airbrushed, but what's funny is they couldn't airbrush her giant head or masculine jawline. Tranny status! LMAO!!!!

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Anna doesn't look happy, wonder how much longer she'll be an undercover girlfriend?

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Anna needs to be hefs girl!
She's HOTT!




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I like Hope's dress. Is she on a pedestal or box?




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She was on a pedestal for the celabration. Im sure she went back into "the box" once they return to the mansion last night

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ITA!! Anna's hot but I wouldnt wish that JOB on any one! Their closer than they're telling




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oh yeah, you can tell
and crystal HAS to know anna is hotter, even on her worst day




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> She was on a pedestal for the celabration. Im sure
> she went back into "the box" once they return to the
> mansion last night

I believe that would be Crusty's box she goes back to.Haha




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Whatever happened with Crystal's Joe's crabshack commercial? Anyone ever seen it?




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and the bung eye attacks again

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george maloff looks so small as does everyone else in the picture with Hope, i feel like i am standing with my daughters, i always look that short, and hope
s hair is extensions? i thought all that hair was hers




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> Wow, Anna's boobs went up about 7 cup sizes holy
> crap! I guess that was the "minor surgery" she was
> recovering from awhile back??

Yep, she had a bigger implant put in so they would "lift". I like her body because she has meat on her bones. She isn't a stick and I think she was totally honest about her weight, which made me like her. She has curvs, like a real woman. I'm just surprised Hef likes it. He usually likes the stick skinny look.




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Hef rather look at Anna's face than CrustHO's




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2 funni! Bung eye!




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Yes but she has that "old style Hollywood" look to her, curves and all. I think much like Kendra, Hef has a soft spot for her and she can probably do no wrong. I do think she is far prettier and more naturally beautiful than most of the girls hanging around the mansion as of late.




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I think she does like what Kim K does, wears extensions to give her hair a "boost" I've seen her without them and her hair is not that thick. It's long, so her extensions are more for poof than length. She has said she loves having hair bigger than life. You can REALLY tell in the "camping" episode of season 6. Her hair during the commentaries looked like the mane of 8 fully grown male lions.




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HHHhheyyyyyy is CrustHo aka Bungeye fighting with her old wifflebat? This is on twitter from one of her old gf's Did her invite get lost in tha mail or whut?

Anyone have Words with Friends?
about 23 hours ago via web

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> Anyone have Words with Friends?
> about 23 hours ago via web


That's the whole tweet? What does it mean? I don't get it.


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> Whatever happened with Crystal's Joe's crabshack
> commercial? Anyone ever seen it?

Did it wash ashore in that oil slick as Crusty oil ball?




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i thought that was her hair, lol, most of these girls probably add extensions like you said to there own long hair




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> Whatever happened with Crystal's Joe's crabshack
> commercial? Anyone ever seen it?

Probably just another one of her "stories"...
Did she shoot that with the Twins?




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crabs and crystal, the two together sounds gross and funny lol




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HAHA I just think of her on a Sponge Bob cartoon with her ginormous head, massive mouth and teeth, working at the Crusty Crab and servin' up Crusty Crystal Crabby Patties.




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hahahahaha, that's so funny




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See, When Teresa's not around these boards fall apart!!

but n e who seems we have nothing else to talk about seems playboy life is pretty gay these days, the crustyharris cosmetics - they look cheaps and NAASSTTTYYY!! like the sort you get from $1 shops!

I supose.. fits quite well tho doesnt it!




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I sure miss Teresa is she sick or taking a 3 day holiday? Can you imagine Crusty singing? It will be worse than the cranes at the camp out!




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not much to talk about except kendra's prno and crystal's singing......teresa does add some fun to the boards , i hope she is ok. i personally think holly is doing good but don't feel the need to post on her board much.......too much static.lol




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She mentioned something about not being around town but when I asked where she was going she never answered...


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> Whatever happened with Crystal's Joe's crabshack
> commercial? Anyone ever seen it?

Did it wash ashore in that oil slick as Crusty oil ball?




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i thought that was her hair, lol, most of these girls probably add extensions like you said to there own long hair




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> Whatever happened with Crystal's Joe's crabshack
> commercial? Anyone ever seen it?

Probably just another one of her "stories"...
Did she shoot that with the Twins?




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crabs and crystal, the two together sounds gross and funny lol




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HAHA I just think of her on a Sponge Bob cartoon with her ginormous head, massive mouth and teeth, working at the Crusty Crab and servin' up Crusty Crystal Crabby Patties.




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hahahahaha, that's so funny




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See, When Teresa's not around these boards fall apart!!

but n e who seems we have nothing else to talk about seems playboy life is pretty gay these days, the crustyharris cosmetics - they look cheaps and NAASSTTTYYY!! like the sort you get from $1 shops!

I supose.. fits quite well tho doesnt it!




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I sure miss Teresa is she sick or taking a 3 day holiday? Can you imagine Crusty singing? It will be worse than the cranes at the camp out!




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not much to talk about except kendra's prno and crystal's singing......teresa does add some fun to the boards , i hope she is ok. i personally think holly is doing good but don't feel the need to post on her board much.......too much static.lol




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She mentioned something about not being around town but when I asked where she was going she never answered...


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I think she means Guatemala City but also.....I read that more than 150 people had died.

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Yes,Guatemala City. She's watching too many old movies with Hef.HA HA HA. I found this news:

"More than 150 people have been killed, mostly due to flooding and landslides, after tropical storm Agatha, the first Pacific storm of the season, struck Guatemala Saturday, impacting El Salvador and Honduras as well. Thousands across the region are homeless."




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Crystal's an idiot. If she's going to do something like comment on current events she should at least get her info straight! LMAO!!!




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that would be nice, hey circe did you ever get my pm?




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> that more than 150 people had died.

Yup, there were several deaths. She might need to invest in a PR person to edit her tweets for her...she





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I saw that tweet from her. Good greif. She really doesn't know too much abt it. Made herself look dumb. Wrong place and there were deaths.




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> Crystal's an idiot. If she's going to do something
> like comment on current events she should at least
> get her info straight! LMAO!!!

hef thinks for her so he must have been asleep.lol




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How about that tweet from Hef saying how much he loved HBK.Lmazzo cuz that was all Crusty trying to win favor from the HBK fans. Sorry Crusty no one wants to see you on any show and please don't sing.




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its a little late crystal to now be good bff's with the original girls, i think the girls have moved on




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Crystal's on formspring http://www.formspring.me/crystalharris

Here's one of the questions and her (non)answer:
"What do you say when people react negatively to your may-December relationship?"

"May-December?"
crystalharris answered Brighteyesangie, 32 minutes ago

LOL at her not knowing what that means.




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LOL, I saw that....




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i dont get it!!




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December is old, May is way younger. Was Crystal trying to pretend Hef isn't old or just showing how dumb she is------again.HA HA HA




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she probably didn't get it lol!!




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she needed to find hef just to survive, can you imagine if she tried to survive in the real world.......it would be back to heftybags and wiffle bats.




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hefty should use crystal in one of there ads, if you want to move in quick before some other dumb bimbo takes the number one spot and you need a suitcase in a pinch, go for the hefty hefty hefty trash bag, works everytime lol!!!!




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And than they could have some other bimbo chasing after her having to stop because her generic garbage bag broke "wimpy, wimpy, wimpy". LOL




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> "wimpy, wimpy, wimpy". LOL

LMAO!!!!!




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> And than they could have some other bimbo chasing
> after her having to stop because her generic garbage
> bag broke "wimpy, wimpy, wimpy". LOL

hahahhahahahaha, that would be a great commercial.lol




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I can just imagine the hooker heels falling out all over the mansion driveway...

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that was so funny, wimpy wimpy wimpy, i laughed out loud reading this




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Every time I see that Hefty commercial with the "Stinky Stinky Stinky!" I think of good old Crystal! LMAO!!!




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i think alot of people think of trash and crystal lol




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O M F G ! ! ! ! !

What b!tch actually says this on her twitter other than trying to fark sum one off!!


CrystalHarris Found the prettiest engagement ring on the Tiffany & Co website. Hef had me print out the photo of it & give it to him aww <3




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Oh .. AND i find it really funny she just posted it after Holly tweeted, as if knowing she might see cause shes online!!
ahhhhh when will this girl get booted lol




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Remember in Izzys book she talked about the girls who were willing and wanting to be hefs number one? Even back then not many girls wanted that "job" so I'm sure at this point in time crusty bags is the only one willing to have the number I
one spot




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ITA Hef will put a ring on it just 2 keep Crustho's stinky wimpy azz right there next 2 his old fugly azz & Holly is so over it cuz he was only good 4 money anyway! WHAHAHAHAHA Better 2 make ur own money Holly!




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He might give her the ring but I still can't believe he'll go through with a wedding. Holly you dodged a bullet there babe! And crystal shouldn't get too excited, he's prob just done that to make her believe he's actually going to buy the ring so she sticks around waiting for it.




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I agree that Holly dodged a stinky old bullet and Hef may lead Crusty on like he did Holly. Oh that tweet is gone now so I don't know what happened. Did Hef get out the old wiffle bat and tell her to delete it? Haha. Here is the latest idiot tweet from the Hefner household and it sounds like Crusty's theme song too.

Hey Crystal! You are my role model!. Whats your favourite film ? x
Cruel Intentions! with Reese Witherspoon, so good!




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Hmmm...I think Hef and Crystal might put these little things on twitter just to get people excited about the show and everything...in other words, to create interest where there is none. Hef loves press attention more than any of the bimbos.

But then again I could be all wrong and they are just two crazy kids in lurvvvv and gotta tell the world.




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hahahahahaha, i thot publicity stunt too......but yea, they could be so hot for each other too.lol




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> Hey Crystal! You are my role model!. Whats your
> favourite film ? x
> Cruel Intentions! with Reese Witherspoon, so
> good!

Interesting choice. She could have played it safe for her 14 year old fans and just said Little Mermaid, but instead she picks a film about backstabbing social climbers. Quite telling.




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> Oh that tweet is gone now so I don't know what happened. Did Hef
> get out the old wiffle bat and tell her to delete it?

HA!




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I will find the exact quote, but I believe Hef said "I don't want to get married again, but this relationship is important (or the "best i ever had" lol, or "special to me") to me, so I will IF I HAVE TO."
Does the girl have ANY class? Any PRIDE? Seriously! How...smarmy and embarrassing! And she thinks NOTHING of it??? I would be WAY too embarrassed to even consider marrying him after he said that.
It's so sad that just by this action ALONE, it PROVES what a gold digger she is. With her constant dismissal of that accusation, you would think that would be enough to stop her from humiliating herself like this.
I guess once a famewhore, always a famewhore. No matter what the public thinks. His friends must just shake their heads at her tenacity.




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great post maggie , i agree.

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Maggie8

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Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread
Posted: Jun 6, 2010 3:44 PM in response to: Maggie8 Reply


Not the exact ones, but just as telling:

"It's certainly possible," Hefner told me earlier today from the Playboy Mansion, where he was getting ready for his weekly game night. "I certainly care enough for her…I certainly love her enough. We'll see. All I want is for the relationship to be as happy as it is."

Read more: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b175249_hugh_hefner_on_marrying_girlfriend_its.html#ixzz0q7BRyW1x

“It's certainly possible. I certainly love her enough. We'll see. I'm having more fun than I did when I was 20....I haven't had a lot of luck with marriage. I don't have a good track record and I don't want to screw this one up.”

Read more: http://www.hollyscoop.com/hugh-hefner/hugh-hefner-getting-serious-with-girlfriend-crystal-harris_23580.aspx#ixzz0q7C4y2RG

Hefner has been married three times already, and had previously said that he wouldn't go down that road again. Recently, he said that he had bad luck with marriages, and wouldn't pursue one because he didn't want to screw up a good thing.

http://www.nowpublic.com/culture/hugh-hefner-marry-crystal-harris-2602421.html


And the best one:

The gorgeous 24-year-old from West Bromwich said: “I’m no gold digger and I’m not interested in his money. I love him!”

During an interview with the News of the World, Crystal insisted that Hugh’s 27-million-pound fortune is not her target.

She said: “I’d sign a pre-nuptial agreement. Hugh doesn’t throw money at me at all and I don’t ask. I get paid for my music work and modeling.

“Hef has been hinting at a wedding but I’m not pushy. His ex, Holly Madison, was pushing for marriage, but I won’t.

Didn't she claim this interview had things she didn't really say? You would think she would sue, if that was the case.

Yes, pushy women are so unattractive.




intoblu

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Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread
Posted: Jun 6, 2010 5:20 PM in response to: Maggie8 Reply


Some girls have no shame about controlling a man or a situation no matter who they step on.




starmaker

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Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread
Posted: Jun 7, 2010 3:19 AM in response to: intoblu Reply


so she had the nerve to put a picture of a ring on twitter, ohh i think she will marry hef, that is her intentions to be mrs. heftner till he kicks the bucket lol




JOY2

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Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread
Posted: Jun 7, 2010 3:32 AM in response to: starmaker Reply


me too, i doubt holly cares any more about it than we do.lol




bugsie

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Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread
Posted: Jun 7, 2010 5:49 PM in response to: Souleone Reply


Bringing this from tha fan side

From Crystal's formspring-http://www.formspring.me/crystalharris

What ever happened to Melissa? Why did she move out? Thanks!

She was unhappy so she moved out, I'm not exactly sure, that was a long time ago.


Crustho would have 2 ADMIT she's a bad lay & her butt can't hold Hef's little weener

Lmfao& had to correct from say 2 admit

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Crazyfan101

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Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread
Posted: Jun 7, 2010 8:32 PM in response to: bugsie Reply


> What ever happened to Melissa? Why did she move out?
> Thanks!
>
> She was unhappy so she moved out, I'm not exactly
> sure, that was a long time ago.

Hmmm, she's not sure and it was a long time ago? Yeah right.




MomLovesTheGND

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Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread
Posted: Jun 7, 2010 8:42 PM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply


> > What ever happened to Melissa? Why did she move
> out?
> > Thanks!
> >
> > She was unhappy so she moved out, I'm not exactly
> > sure, that was a long time ago.
>
> Hmmm, she's not sure and it was a long time ago?
> Yeah right.

Can anyone say lair lair pants on fire..LOL sorry I just had to say that..


MOM




pinkjewel

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Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread
Posted: Jun 8, 2010 12:53 AM in response to: bugsie Reply


I just cannot believe a grown woman would have a Formspring. Even my 16 yr old refuses to have one. What an idiot she is. She has hardly any fans and cannot carry a reality show. She will never have a "braying career" unless she wants to do voice overs for cartoons. Maybe she should have tried out for Shrek, the final chapter




starmaker

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Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread
Posted: Jun 8, 2010 1:06 AM in response to: pinkjewel Reply


it would be great if she really put all the questions up that are asked to her on formspring, but i highly doubt she is doing that lol




pinkjewel

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Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread
Posted: Jun 8, 2010 1:37 AM in response to: starmaker Reply


of course.she will only allow the quests that she can filter thru and answer to make herself look good. She is just gross. Nobody likes her.




MMA050

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Registered: 7/29/09
Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread
Posted: Jun 8, 2010 3:33 AM in response to: pinkjewel Reply


> I just cannot believe a grown woman would have a
> Formspring. Even my 16 yr old refuses to have one.
> What an idiot she is. She has hardly any fans and
> cannot carry a reality show. She will never have a
> "braying career" unless she wants to do voice overs
> for cartoons. Maybe she should have tried out for
> Shrek, the final chapter

Kendra has one! I don't think she can read but the mansion hoes needs the public adulation to feel relevant and stay relative. LOL!




bugsie

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Registered: 9/9/09
Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread
Posted: Jun 8, 2010 6:08 AM in response to: pinkjewel Reply


> She is just gross. Nobody likes her.

WHAHAHAHAHAHA Totally true!& she's tha #1 BONEHEAD




YoGabba

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Registered: 9/28/09
Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread
Posted: Jun 8, 2010 9:07 AM in response to: MMA050 Reply


> > I just cannot believe a grown woman would have a
> > Formspring. Even my 16 yr old refuses to have one.
> > What an idiot she is. She has hardly any fans and
> > cannot carry a reality show. She will never have a
> > "braying career" unless she wants to do voice
> overs
> > for cartoons. Maybe she should have tried out for
> > Shrek, the final chapter
>
> Kendra has one! I don't think she can read but the
> mansion hoes needs the public adulation to feel
> relevant and stay relative. LOL

I'm not so sure that's really Kendra's formspring...there's tons of fakes out there even for D list celebs like her.




Maggie8

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Registered: 11/23/06
Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread
Posted: Jun 9, 2010 1:59 PM in response to: YoGabba Reply


That's not really Kendra. She hasn't been talking to anyone. Not her Twitter (which she was addicted to, I think!) or even her own website. She's sure as heck not gonna post there before she does on her own site.




britttfx3

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Registered: 3/22/09
Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread
Posted: Jun 9, 2010 10:15 PM in response to: bugsie Reply


Hey I asked her that question! :P

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