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| Crystal Harris-Hefner thread. Crustal's, many faces, lies, failed career moves & infections.; Post that made us LOFAO! | |
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| Teresa | Jul 7 2012, 06:36 PM Post #81 |
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JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 10, 2010 3:44 AM in response to: MomLovesTheGND Reply > Can anyone say lair lair pants on fire..LOL sorry I > just had to say that.. > > > MOM hahahahahaha, def pants on fire........didnt she tweet about crotch rot earlier this year? lol bugsie Posts: 1,649 Registered: 9/9/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 10, 2010 5:51 AM in response to: britttfx3 Reply > Hey I asked her that question! :P U asked about melissa? Cool question britttfx3 Posts: 506 Registered: 3/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 10, 2010 8:58 PM in response to: bugsie Reply I wanted to know what she would say! (: pdub4 Posts: 5,164 Registered: 2/20/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 11, 2010 4:25 AM in response to: britttfx3 Reply She didn't answer though, did she? To her, she probably even pretends Melissa never existed. O/T, did everyone see Melissa's new twitter pic? So hot! circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 11, 2010 6:11 AM in response to: MomLovesTheGND Reply > > > What ever happened to Melissa? Why did she move > > out? > > > Thanks! > > > > > > She was unhappy so she moved out, I'm not > exactly > > > sure, that was a long time ago. > > > > Hmmm, she's not sure and it was a long time ago? > > Yeah right. > > Can anyone say lair lair pants on fire..LOL sorry I > just had to say that.. > > > MOM LOL! So funny but SO true! JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 12, 2010 3:47 AM in response to: pdub4 Reply i did, she does look gorgeous. JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 12, 2010 3:50 AM in response to: JOY2 Reply turn about is fair play....mum pimped crystal now crystal is pimping mum.....lol crysal's twitter:Need a realtor in san diego, orange county, or la? Contact the best -then she posted mums realestate office Message was edited by: JOY2 YoGabba Posts: 2,749 Registered: 9/28/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 13, 2010 2:01 PM in response to: JOY2 Reply Charlie at Fun in the Sun Posted Image JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 13, 2010 2:53 PM in response to: YoGabba Reply he's cute but he looks like he is frowning.... circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 13, 2010 4:14 PM in response to: JOY2 Reply I'd frown too if I had to deal with Crusty McManHands all the time. Poor Charlie! LOL Malindak2 Posts: 2,339 Registered: 3/1/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 13, 2010 7:24 PM in response to: circe21 Reply > I'd frown too if I had to deal with Crusty McMahon > all the time. > Poor Charlie! LOL He is contemplating jumping in. He is thinking "Why Me?" starmaker Posts: 7,769 Registered: 12/4/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 15, 2010 3:31 PM in response to: YoGabba Reply god i love that dog, he is sooooo cute, noone can say anything but cute angelz969 Posts: 183 Registered: 4/14/07 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 16, 2010 6:10 AM in response to: starmaker Reply These breeds of dog are very cute, its ashame they are usually prone to a lot a health problems. starmaker Posts: 7,769 Registered: 12/4/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 16, 2010 6:19 AM in response to: angelz969 Reply my good friend has one, this dog is a doll, she is getting another one, she has no children, i hope the dogs last a long time, they are her babies , she is so good to these animals badfred Posts: 4,444 Registered: 4/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 16, 2010 2:10 PM in response to: YoGabba Reply |
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| Teresa | Jul 7 2012, 06:43 PM Post #82 |
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Crystal is a fucking lying bitch!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ^o) Maggie8 Posts: 1,183 Registered: 11/23/06 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 17, 2010 4:06 PM in response to: Malindak2 Reply I thought the stuff I posted about her forcing Hef to marry her were bad. I had no idea. This is probably old news to you guys! I didn't watch the show, except clips here and there. But, I have read were Crystal talks about how her b/f died in Iraq and she was heartbroken and that's how her and Hef "bonded" (which is bs in and of itself). So, maybe she mentioned on the show that she wasn't together with him when he died, and hadn't been for a long, long time? Or that his fiance (actually soon-to-be at the time) isn't too happy about her lying and blabbing off that she was with him? Normally, this isn't something I would even care about. However, when I was looking into some info about the other boyfriend she has, I noticed that when he died, there wasn't a bunch of condolence comments on her MySpace (those will vanish. Thank God for screen shots). I found that odd and stumbled (on purpose ) into all of this. I have to wonder how the Millard's feel about Crystal using their dead, hero son for sympathy, you know? I can't help but feel sorry for Hefner. Man, if he knew the stuff I have came across. She can only burn so many people so many times. YoGabba Posts: 2,749 Registered: 9/28/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 17, 2010 4:34 PM in response to: Maggie8 Reply Well, well, isn't that something? I knew that story was b.s.the minute I heard it. She totally used that to gain sympathy from female viewers which I find deplorable. Thanks maggie for more clarification. bunnyluv Posts: 2,044 Registered: 1/21/06 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 17, 2010 11:08 PM in response to: Maggie8 Reply Wait, so when her bf died in combat, they weren't dating anymore? JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 18, 2010 3:24 AM in response to: Maggie8 Reply i can't really feel sorry for hef, he did still pick her after all her lies.........he has decided to accept crystal's bs. pdub4 Posts: 5,164 Registered: 2/20/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 18, 2010 7:38 AM in response to: YoGabba Reply Everything she says is b.s. She'll say whatever she thinks sounds good, it sounds like to me. She's backtracked on just about everything she's said. And then there's the rumor of the Tuesday night sessions where she gets her, ahem, groove on with someone who isn't a great grandpa. circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 18, 2010 11:00 AM in response to: Maggie8 Reply > I can't help but feel sorry for Hefner. Man, if he > knew the stuff I have came across. She can only burn > so many people so many times. Well, supposedly many people have tried to warn Hef about Crystal, but he either chooses to look the other way or is so far gone as far as his mental state is concerned he can't process it. My guess is that he is so phobic about living alone, he is willing to overlook a lot of this stuff to have someone - anyone - there with him. And we all know Crusty McManHands is more than happy to fulfill that role as long as she gets her $$$ in the end. circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 18, 2010 11:01 AM in response to: pdub4 Reply > Everything she says is b.s. She'll say whatever she > thinks sounds good, it sounds like to me. She's > backtracked on just about everything she's said. And > then there's the rumor of the Tuesday night sessions > where she gets her, ahem, groove on with someone who > isn't a great grandpa. Something else Hef might be willing to look the other way on as long as she is there by his side until the end. At this point, he might not even realize what is happening half the time anyway. LOL! starmaker Posts: 7,769 Registered: 12/4/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 18, 2010 12:18 PM in response to: circe21 Reply i think you are right circe, he probably does not know what is going on half the time at this point lol, he knows some blonde is with him lol!!1 Edited by Teresa, Jul 7 2012, 06:45 PM.
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| Teresa | Jul 7 2012, 06:50 PM Post #83 |
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Pink's Link's NSFW!! [/BIG pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 18, 2010 1:07 PM in response to: Malindak2 Reply > I agree. Out of all the dogs we have seen in the > mansion, including HBK's, Charlie is by far the > cutest. I personally loved Winnie and Panda except Panda barked way too much. That's why I LOVE my dog. She NEVER barks, ever. That's one of the reasons I chose the breed. She is a Shiba Inu. They are amazing dogs but if you want a "cuddly dog" these dogs are not for you. They need their space, like a cat which I personally love. pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 18, 2010 1:11 PM in response to: starmaker Reply I also think that at this point in time, there aren't as many chicks willing to be a #1 gf. Seriously, even gold diggers have their limits on what they will date and Hef is approaching 90. He is probably grateful for Crusty and her scallop. YoGabba Posts: 2,749 Registered: 9/28/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 18, 2010 1:16 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply > He is probably grateful for Crusty and her scallop. LOL! When I read that, I immediately pictured that one photo someone posted here that clearly illustrated her "scallop". Ewww! pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 18, 2010 1:20 PM in response to: YoGabba Reply I wonder if she had her cutlets fixed when she went under the knife for all of her other procedures??? NSFW!!! http://www.nsfwceleb.com/2009/01/07/crystal-carter-is-hugh-hefners-new-girlfriend/10437jp-8914/ Message was edited by: pinkjewel YoGabba Posts: 2,749 Registered: 9/28/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 18, 2010 1:24 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply AcK! That's the one.lol |
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| Teresa | Jul 7 2012, 06:54 PM Post #84 |
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AMEN!! Souleone Posts: 4,482 Registered: 5/13/07 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 20, 2010 2:18 PM in response to: Maggie8 Reply I think this got overlooked with all the cute dog stuff, from Maggie on the previous page. The thing that pizzes me off about this whole thing is that Crystal made it sound like her and this guy were together at the time he was killed. Nope, he was engaged to ANOTHER girl. It reminds me of when I was younger, this friend of mine was dating this horrible chick. He went off to the military after popping the question. Pretty much the next day the fiancee was seen sucking the lips (and other heavy petting) off another guy. She even became the "girlfriend" of a friend of mine, and cheated on him whilst cheating on her fiancee who was in bootcamp. (She told my friend she had broken up with her fiancee which was a LIE) She told my friend that she wanted to stay home and rest because she was "too tired" to go out with him. She was seen that night sucking the lips off the same guy again... Yeah. Anyway, the friend who went off to bootcamp had a freak medical issue that had never been found that ended up taking his life while he was away at training (this was after he finished bootcamp and had found out about his fiancees whoring about and broke up with her, and subsequently had a new girlfriend, a girl whom he had been friends with for most of his life) and at the funeral, the ex made a HUGE scene crying about the loss of her "fiancee" and how she wanted so badly to marry him but she couldn't because he was gone... oh man it was bad. Even his family shunted his current girlfriend (things had become quite serious between them too, it wasn't just a fly by night relationship) off to the side. Ex Fiancee made sure there was a huge shrine to their relationship in the foyer of the church, and made it seem as though they had never broken up and that she hadn't opened her legs to several guys while he was gone (He was VERY adamant about "waiting" until marriage so that was another blow to him when he found out.) Anyway, Crystal blowing this up and making it all about her just reminded me of this whole ordeal, that when I think about it, it STILL ticks me off to this day. She hurt TWO friends of mine, screwed one over royally then totally made sure SHE was the center of attention at his funeral. I'm not totally sure his family was aware of all the crap she did while he was gone, I think they didn't want to believe it. Who knows. But shame on Crystal for using her EX boyfriend's death as a sympathy grabber. I'd like to know how long they were together, how old they were and how long they had been broken up. I bet that Crusty wouldn't want anyone to know that info. If she HAD to say anything at all, she could have said "My EX was killed in Iraq, and it was hard on me, I can't imagine how hard it was on his current Fiancee either" or something like that. But no, she made it about HER. Disgusting. It's understandable to be upset about the death of someone you had once cared deeply for, it's another to turn it around, twist it around and use it to help fuel your famewhoreness. pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 20, 2010 4:01 PM in response to: Souleone Reply This is exactly why she has NO friends and NO fans. Nobody trusted her from day 1. Some people liked to say that people were just pizzed off at her for being Hef's gf after Holly and crew left but that had nothing to do with it. If that was the case then why did most people here like Melissa and Amy Andrews and Anna??? People didn't like Crystal because they sensed something shady about her right from the start. The more that is known about this hobag the more she proves us right. |
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| Teresa | Jul 7 2012, 06:55 PM Post #85 |
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wildchick86 Posts: 5,718 From: Rockville Registered: 3/22/06 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 20, 2010 4:39 PM in response to: bugsie Reply So glad I'm not the only one who thought so. As for that photo pantless on the couch, gross! bugsie Posts: 1,649 Registered: 9/9/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 20, 2010 4:50 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply > This is exactly why she has NO friends and NO fans. > Nobody trusted her from day 1. Some people liked to > say that people were just pizzed off at her for being > Hef's gf after Holly and crew left but that had > nothing to do with it. If that was the case then why > did most people here like Melissa and Amy Andrews and > Anna??? People didn't like Crystal because they > sensed something shady about her right from the > start. The more that is known about this hobag the > more she proves us right. NO shiitTTT ITA! It was never about CKK against HBK LMFAO! It was all about CKK being azzwipes BUT mainly it was Crustho herself being tha hobag we all know she is and that includes lying about tha dead boyfriend bugsie Posts: 1,649 Registered: 9/9/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 20, 2010 5:00 PM in response to: wildchick86 Reply > So glad I'm not the only one who thought so. As for > that photo pantless on the couch, gross! So Gross but that's her style! Malindak2 Posts: 2,339 Registered: 3/1/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 20, 2010 6:35 PM in response to: Souleone Reply You know, i had looked this up before and was always curious why his fiance's name was not, well Crystal. I never questioned it though. I just thought maybe I was reading it wrong or maybe it wasn't the right person. I see i'm not the only one who looked up that background info. How sad. As for her legs in this picture, looks great. But the head doesn't match. EEEK |
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| Teresa | Jul 7 2012, 06:58 PM Post #86 |
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Crazyfan101 Posts: 9,048 Registered: 2/25/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 20, 2010 8:30 PM in response to: Malindak2 Reply Posted Image pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 20, 2010 9:48 PM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply Well, I'm not going to lie. I would kill for her body (minus the head) lol. That is a HOTT pic SassiAani Posts: 2,257 Registered: 12/4/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 20, 2010 10:15 PM in response to: Souleone Reply I like the picture to but need to do something else with the feet so I can see how cute those shoes are... YoGabba Posts: 2,749 Registered: 9/28/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 20, 2010 10:19 PM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply omg...I'd love to hear what they'd say about this pic of a brokendown chick on America's Next top model. What's with the unsexy arm and feet positions? bunnyluv Posts: 2,044 Registered: 1/21/06 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 20, 2010 10:26 PM in response to: YoGabba Reply her feet and hands look very awkward. Crystal's body does look good here but Josh Ryan Photography can be thanked for much of it. The lighting and retouching in his photographs are impecable. IMO he is much better than any Playboy photog. JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 21, 2010 4:03 AM in response to: YoGabba Reply hahahaha.....her arm looks like a little girls arm.lol JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 21, 2010 4:05 AM in response to: JOY2 Reply didn't holly do this pose for her calendar? circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 21, 2010 7:32 AM in response to: bunnyluv Reply > her feet and hands look very awkward. Crystal's body > does look good here but Josh Ryan Photography can be > thanked for much of it. The lighting and retouching > in his photographs are impecable. IMO he is much > better than any Playboy photog. ITA. Body looks good. Face...well...not so much...LMAO! pdub4 Posts: 5,164 Registered: 2/20/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 21, 2010 7:47 AM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply Who is this chick???? Crazyfan101 Posts: 9,048 Registered: 2/25/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 21, 2010 11:16 AM in response to: pdub4 Reply LOLOL Crazyfan101 Posts: 9,048 Registered: 2/25/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 21, 2010 11:31 AM in response to: pinkjewel Reply > Well, I'm not going to lie. I would kill for her body > (minus the head) lol. That is a HOTT pic Probably minus the foobs too....... |
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| Teresa | Jul 7 2012, 06:59 PM Post #87 |
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badfred Posts: 4,444 Registered: 4/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 21, 2010 3:34 PM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply Hmmm, the one in the bondage bikini is slightly air brushed! shortattspan Posts: 799 Registered: 2/5/06 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 21, 2010 4:54 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply Beauutiful dog! JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 21, 2010 7:53 PM in response to: pdub4 Reply > Who is this chick???? hahahahahahaha.....one of the many faces of crystal harris hefner.lol JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 21, 2010 7:55 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply > Well, I'm not going to lie. I would kill for her body > (minus the head) lol. That is a HOTT pic it can be done easily with photoshop.......no sit-ups required. pdub4 Posts: 5,164 Registered: 2/20/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 22, 2010 5:12 AM in response to: JOY2 Reply What am I missing here? The chic who is ANTM's posing nightmare is this same chic???? Posted Image Posted Image starmaker Posts: 7,769 Registered: 12/4/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 23, 2010 10:58 AM in response to: pdub4 Reply how the twins and crystal have changed lol! Maggie8 Posts: 1,183 Registered: 11/23/06 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 24, 2010 12:07 PM in response to: starmaker Reply Posted Image Posted Image If this would have been a whiffle bat...LOL. She's looking a little different these days. |
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| Teresa | Jul 7 2012, 07:11 PM Post #89 |
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Maggie8 Posts: 1,183 Registered: 11/23/06 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 24, 2010 12:24 PM in response to: Maggie8 Reply Did I ever come back and leave the url for you guys? About the ex-bf? Also, I re-read and watched some stuff. She changes between "best friend" and "boyfriend" when she talks about him (Greg Millard). I guess that helped her cover up her lies. Still, there's a lot more there. I think that if they went to get married or something, I would contact Hef or maybe a tabloid. Just so he would know. It's really a shame that all these exes won't talk, LOL! I wish I could have a bottle of truth serum and an afternoon with HBK, the twins, Melissa or Cristal Camden. The stuff never bothered me until I started seeing the marriage crap. Anyone that would try to force an 84 year old man into marriage deserves to be looked at closer. angelz969 Posts: 183 Registered: 4/14/07 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 25, 2010 2:55 AM in response to: Maggie8 Reply I think that picture with the bat, she looks heaps like Blake Lively from Gossip Girl! JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 25, 2010 3:01 AM in response to: angelz969 Reply imo,similar......but not as beautiful as blake . starmaker Posts: 7,769 Registered: 12/4/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 25, 2010 7:54 AM in response to: angelz969 Reply kind of angel, i can see what you mean pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 27, 2010 12:55 PM in response to: starmaker Reply WTF??? Crystal is wearing a giant dinner mint on her head!!!!!.................. LMFAO!!!!!! Posted Image pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 27, 2010 2:16 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply it's easier than shampoo. ................................................... bwhahahahahahahahahaha!!! amystarr Posts: 417 Registered: 5/26/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 27, 2010 2:26 PM in response to: pollywood Reply That is the cheapest looking set and styrofoam lollipop. They should try another method besides spray-painting wood next time and maybe the pink mushrooms will look more believable. YoGabba Posts: 2,749 Registered: 9/28/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 27, 2010 8:40 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply Omg what is that psychedelic pic from?! That is hysterical. Why is she dressed like little bo peep?*correction I just went back and saw that mint candy wrapper thing on her head. I don't get it at all but it's really funny! Message was edited by: YoGabba Edited by Teresa, Jul 7 2012, 07:12 PM.
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| Teresa | Jul 7 2012, 07:17 PM Post #90 |
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LMFAO!! Where are you, Crazy?!?! Crazyfan101 Posts: 9,048 Registered: 2/25/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 30, 2010 11:35 PM in response to: pollywood Reply OMG, this may be one of the worst I have seen....... Posted Image Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jun 30, 2010 11:56 PM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply if she was a pretty girl that would be a stunning pic but it makes her look wide, and um plastic? her nose looks done again... they eyebrows look way higher than usual and TIGHT ..the droppy eye is in full affect and OMG THOSE LIPSS!!!! one sides actually dropping and swolen maybe to match the bung eye on that side?? how photo shopped is this i mean the b00bs! cmon theyre not hers !! Supose must of got the works for the kandyland party! pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 1, 2010 12:06 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply she looks like she has vinyl lips!! and the blue 'clouds' look like insulation stuffing. low low budget. ......................................... bwahahahahahahaha!!! angelz969 Posts: 183 Registered: 4/14/07 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 1, 2010 2:44 AM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply Hair looks dry and terrible and fake - just my two cents worth JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 1, 2010 3:03 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply my first thot was "who's boobs did they put on her?". JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 1, 2010 3:04 AM in response to: pollywood Reply > she looks like she has vinyl lips!! > > and the blue 'clouds' look like insulation stuffing. > low low budget. hahahahahaha, insulation stuffing.lol |
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YoGabba Posts: 2,749 Registered: 9/28/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 1, 2010 3:15 AM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply Okay, these bizarre themed photoshoots are killing me(in a good way lol)Are these for a publication or just for her personal collection?? I'm not getting any of these drug induced ideas and I can't even go into the photoshopping transformation. lol to whoever mentioned those galoshes in the other pic, that's still cracking me up P.S. j/k i'm loving all these...Keep'em coming Crusty! YoGabba Posts: 2,749 Registered: 9/28/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 1, 2010 3:17 AM in response to: pollywood Reply > and the blue 'clouds' look like insulation stuffing. > low low budget. Ha! circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 1, 2010 4:45 AM in response to: YoGabba Reply > Okay, these bizarre themed photoshoots are killing > me(in a good way lol)Are these for a publication or > just for her personal collection?? I'm not getting > any of these drug induced ideas and I can't even go > into the photoshopping transformation. lol to whoever > mentioned those galoshes in the other pic, that's > still cracking me up > > > > P.S. j/k i'm loving all these...Keep'em coming > Crusty! LMAO!!! Great post gabba! At least it's a step up from the bizarre in-the-closet cell phone self-pics she used to post incessantly. pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 1, 2010 4:47 AM in response to: circe21 Reply maybe she thought if she took enough pictures of herself the camera would magically make her pretty. circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 1, 2010 4:49 AM in response to: pollywood Reply LOL!!! And that blue smoke/tulle/whatever the he!! it is is just bizarre. Her face looks completely odd. Wonky eyes, weird lips, masculine jawline...not good... pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 1, 2010 4:51 AM in response to: circe21 Reply the blue stuff looks like vapors emanating from her crotch. maybe this is a psa poster for vd. JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 1, 2010 5:00 AM in response to: YoGabba Reply there's that post....hahahahaha.....the galoshes!lol JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 1, 2010 5:01 AM in response to: circe21 Reply ]still cracking me up > > > > > > > > P.S. j/k i'm loving all these...Keep'em coming > > Crusty! > > LMAO!!! Great post gabba! > At least it's a step up from the bizarre > in-the-closet cell phone self-pics she used to post > incessantly. hahahahahhahaha....so right, she's out of the closet now. JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 1, 2010 5:02 AM in response to: pollywood Reply > the blue stuff looks like vapors emanating from her > crotch. > > maybe this is a psa poster for vd. hhhhhhhhhhhahahahahaahlolololol.....another yeast infection of hers? pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 1, 2010 5:09 AM in response to: JOY2 Reply who knows what that girl's got going on down there. she's a medical school's dream (or nightmare). pdub4 Posts: 5,164 Registered: 2/20/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 1, 2010 7:45 AM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply OMG her whole face looks crooked in that one. And some definate photoshop going on all throughout that picture. Too bad they couldn't have photoshopped her face to not look like she had a stroke on one side. pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 1, 2010 4:02 PM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply I still think she looks like a Simpson character and that bra and undie set looks CHEAP. starmaker Posts: 7,769 Registered: 12/4/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 1, 2010 6:25 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply i hope she is not advertising her new make up line with that picture Malindak2 Posts: 2,339 Registered: 3/1/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 1, 2010 7:59 PM in response to: pdub4 Reply > OMG her whole face looks crooked in that one. And > some definate photoshop going on all throughout that > picture. Too bad they couldn't have photoshopped her > face to not look like she had a stroke on one side. Exactly! bugsie Posts: 1,649 Registered: 9/9/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 1, 2010 8:27 PM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply WTF she is ALIEN STATUS now! OMG! I've never read these. I'm laughing sooooo hard I'm crying!! Y'all are soooo freaking funny! |
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pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 2, 2010 1:18 AM in response to: starmaker Reply the idea of her makeup line makes my face itch. pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 2, 2010 12:50 PM in response to: pollywood Reply The containers look cute. The lip glosses have a crystal on the top. I wonder how much she will be charging for her makeup? Crazyfan101 Posts: 9,048 Registered: 2/25/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 2, 2010 9:27 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply I'm not 100% sure but I think she said it will range anywhere from $10 to $30. pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 3, 2010 1:04 AM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply For 10 I'd try one if she had a color I liked. I like thingswith crystals on them. circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 3, 2010 5:55 AM in response to: pollywood Reply > the idea of her makeup line makes my face itch. LOL! LuckyCharm Posts: 1,974 Registered: 11/9/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 3, 2010 1:25 PM in response to: circe21 Reply Well I have been gone for quite sometime. I got engaged and moved back to Los Angeles! I am back and have one question.... WHAT HAPPENED TO CRYSTAL? I had a deep feeling she would go off the deep end and change every flaw to try and hush the critics. CRYSTAL WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO YOUR SELF? MomLovesTheGND Posts: 3,300 Registered: 11/1/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 3, 2010 2:39 PM in response to: LuckyCharm Reply > Well I have been gone for quite sometime. I got > engaged and moved back to Los Angeles! I am back and > have one question.... > > > WHAT HAPPENED TO CRYSTAL? I had a deep feeling she > would go off the deep end and change every flaw to > try and hush the critics. CRYSTAL WHAT HAVE YOU DONE > TO YOUR SELF? Welcome back , Lucky . mom bunnyluv Posts: 2,044 Registered: 1/21/06 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 3, 2010 2:43 PM in response to: LuckyCharm Reply Congrats Lucky! Missed you. YoGabba Posts: 2,749 Registered: 9/28/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 3, 2010 9:11 PM in response to: LuckyCharm Reply Yay Luckycharm's back and she's engaged! Congratulations pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 4, 2010 1:45 AM in response to: LuckyCharm Reply LUCKY!!!!! I've missed you!!!!!!!! Glad to see u stopped back here. The troll is gone forever so all is clear. We missed you!!!! pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 4, 2010 1:58 AM in response to: pinkjewel Reply To answer your other questions, I will say this: She has had soooooooo much plastic surgery on her face (and God knows what else) and she looks totally plastic and uneven. It's scary, especially when you see her talk (on Youtube videos and such). She has totally pizzed of so many great girls who use to be regulars on the invite list. She took over that list when Jenny was "let go" . ANYBODY can get in as long as u look like a stripper or p0rn star and you have a giant nose. She (Crystal) wants NO competition. So many cute girls have now been banned from going to regular parties and that's not right. Sorry to go on and on!!!!! I'M JUST IRRITATED!!! The dynamic has changed, The whole dynamic and concept for GND has disolved and the public doesn't like it. "The Bunny House" has now taken the place of GND. Thank GOD they are calling this new show a new name!!! Message was edited by: pinkjewel Malindak2 Posts: 2,339 Registered: 3/1/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 4, 2010 6:38 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply To me it seems like Playboy has become kinda trashy, almost a joke. YoGabba Posts: 2,749 Registered: 9/28/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 4, 2010 11:13 PM in response to: Malindak2 Reply Some 4th of July pics- Posted Image Maggie8 Posts: 1,183 Registered: 11/23/06 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 5, 2010 2:02 AM in response to: YoGabba Reply Good Lord...she had her chin done. I thought maybe she had, but these pix prove it. When is she going to realize she can't grind away a big head? Poor thing. It seems that she had her boobs done again. How to show them off....I mean celebrate? Why, another photoshoot, of course! Naughty Little Mermaid style. Klassy! Looks like Jamie had bigger boobies installed. You girl's should check out Crystal's wiki and IMDb, LOL. Mumsy's been hard at work! On the IMDb, she's credited as the editor. Believe me, you can tell! Little mama-fantasy about her daughter's life goin' on there. On wiki, you can tell by her British spelling. So, someone mentioned her royal trollniss is gone forever? Really? How? THANK YOU!!! JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 5, 2010 3:13 AM in response to: YoGabba Reply crystal and her twin? Posted Image |
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Posted Image Posted Image Posted Image circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 6, 2010 9:54 AM in response to: YoGabba Reply LOL! Crystal looks 40+ years old in those pics! britttfx3 Posts: 506 Registered: 3/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 6, 2010 10:01 AM in response to: circe21 Reply Hef should have went with Kayla Collins. She may be dumb but at least she's not fake looking and is A LOT prettier than Crystal. Just my opinion. JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 6, 2010 1:52 PM in response to: britttfx3 Reply i think kayla wants more than to be kept by an old man.lol.......crystal is perfectly happy being the house mouse with a few hobbies. MissMJ Posts: 1,754 Registered: 2/4/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 6, 2010 2:30 PM in response to: Malindak2 Reply Well that's been changed on wiki now... Crazyfan101 Posts: 9,048 Registered: 2/25/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 6, 2010 6:57 PM in response to: YoGabba Reply I will never understand how Jenn Pershing made Playmate........she is sooooo gross. Crazyfan101 Posts: 9,048 Registered: 2/25/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 6, 2010 6:58 PM in response to: YoGabba Reply Is that Crystal sitting on Hef's lap?? She looks awful in that pic. |
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Souleone Posts: 4,482 Registered: 5/13/07 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 6, 2010 6:59 PM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply She looks awful in just about any pic that isn't photoshopped to death! Malindak2 Posts: 2,339 Registered: 3/1/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 6, 2010 8:43 PM in response to: MissMJ Reply > Well that's been changed on wiki now... Are you serious?! LOL Post it here and suddenly things begin to happen. We laughed at the closet pictures, they stopped. We mention something looks funny or weird, it's fixed. Too freaking funny! pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 6, 2010 9:53 PM in response to: Malindak2 Reply crystal would look great with a penis........................................................... ROTFUCKINGFLMFUCKINGASSOFF!!!! TOO FUNNY!!!!! Message was edited by: I want to test that theory. pollywood circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 7, 2010 4:33 AM in response to: Souleone Reply > She looks awful in just about any pic that isn't > photoshopped to death! So true! LMAO! pdub4 Posts: 5,164 Registered: 2/20/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 7, 2010 7:40 AM in response to: Souleone Reply > She looks awful in just about any pic that isn't > photoshopped to death! Even most of her photoshopped pics look bad or "off" starmaker Posts: 7,769 Registered: 12/4/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 7, 2010 7:43 AM in response to: pdub4 Reply crystal needs to tone down the yellow hair, yuck Oneredshoe Posts: 76 Registered: 12/1/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 7, 2010 8:12 AM in response to: pollywood Reply lmao pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 7, 2010 3:34 PM in response to: pollywood Reply > crystal would look great with a penis. > > Message was edited by: I want to test that theory. > pollywood She HAS a penis, at least a mini one, rmember her Cyber girl shots??? pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 7, 2010 3:37 PM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply > Is that Crystal sitting on Hef's lap?? She looks > awful in that pic. She looks TERRIBLE. The yellow donkey hair, the strange nose, the Simpson -character upper lip. She is a mess and she looks at least 40. Not that 40 is a bad thing but I certainly wouldn't want to look 40 if I were only 23-24!!!!! Malindak2 Posts: 2,339 Registered: 3/1/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 7, 2010 4:31 PM in response to: pollywood Reply > crystal would look great with a penis. > > Message was edited by: I want to test that theory. > pollywood LOL Crazyfan101 Posts: 9,048 Registered: 2/25/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 7, 2010 4:45 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply > > Is that Crystal sitting on Hef's lap?? She looks > > awful in that pic. > > She looks TERRIBLE. The yellow donkey hair, the > strange nose, the Simpson -character upper lip. She > is a mess and she looks at least 40. Not that 40 is a > bad thing but I certainly wouldn't want to look 40 if > I were only 23-24!!!!! She does look a lot older in that pic. circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 7, 2010 5:42 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply > > Is that Crystal sitting on Hef's lap?? She looks > > awful in that pic. > > She looks TERRIBLE. The yellow donkey hair, the > strange nose, the Simpson -character upper lip. She > is a mess and she looks at least 40. Not that 40 is a > bad thing but I certainly wouldn't want to look 40 if > I were only 23-24!!!!! ITA. It's baaaad. She looks horrible! Her hair is Big Bird YELLOW!!! LMAO!!! Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 9, 2010 12:00 AM in response to: Souleone Reply O M G!! Kendall Jenner has had twitter for less than two weeks and already has more followers than Crystal!! THAT is saying something about her fan base and how much the season tanked!! Some random Little Comparisons of followers: Crystal 67,000 Kendall 80,000 Holly 434,000 Kendra 694,000 jogger Posts: 1,717 Registered: 8/10/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 9, 2010 2:39 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply She's so stupid. On twitter tonight is Crusty's new math.Didn't she meet him in late October? How does July make almost two years? Yesterday someone was posting about Crusty's biological clock and her myspace said she wanted kids last year so it is in her mind.I don't know what it says now cuz there's too much Crusty spam on her website for me. Lmazzo @hughhefner only follows two people on twitter Playboy Magazine and @CrystalHarris How do you get this guy to follow you and who is Crystal? Well @@CrystalHarris starting dating @hughhefner this year! She is his main squeeze right now with the Shannon Twins Lmazzo here is Crusty's tweet! It has actually almost been two years, & it is just Hef & I since January. pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 9, 2010 3:08 AM in response to: jogger Reply I guess when you spend all your time with a very very very old man, a few months (between now and october) seems like such a short time, so she thinks it's been almost 2 years. |
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Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 10, 2010 5:34 PM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply **Twitter** CrystalHarris: Whoever was sick, I caught it... ughh,. wonder what op shes covering up now! Im thinking something to do with the face.. maybe trying to fix the eyes we go on about! pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 10, 2010 7:01 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply poor girl, her immune system has to be shot to he-ll with all the stds flowing in the bathtub. The skanky crusty whore stabbed Anna in the back! Crusty and Two Faced Frick Face .....that will be a fight till death!! Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 10, 2010 7:47 PM in response to: pollywood Reply CrystalHarris Follow future Playmate and homie @annasophiab ???? Posted Image[ Edited by Teresa, Jul 7 2012, 08:06 PM.
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Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 10, 2010 9:43 PM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply im questioning what the homie bit is!! Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 10, 2010 10:00 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply she musnt have put out this week.. selling off stuff on ebay to quickly get some cash!!! but says she purchased this LV purse a couple days ago for her "assistant" who then returned it... ummmmm??!! assistant?? and giving her an LV purse? I went n had a nosey on the auction and it has the gift receipt.. why not just return it then crusty?? and why purchase it off the web are you grounded too?? Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 10, 2010 10:03 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply CrystalHarris #MeFacts I've lost a lot of people in my life which has humbled me and taught me to make each day count. ahahahahahahahha oh yup!! and of course make each day count, mae the most of being a gold digger so when the old **** dies you have everyother day of your life to spend the money left over!! *** on guys keep the threads alive while our luvly teresa isnt here to do it for us!! give her something to read when shes back up and running pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 10, 2010 10:38 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply how is being cooped up with an ancient man who hardly lets you go out making each day count? YoGabba Posts: 2,749 Registered: 9/28/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 11, 2010 12:44 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply > **Twitter** > CrystalHarris: Whoever was sick, I caught > it... ughh,. > > wonder what op shes covering up now! Im thinking > something to do with the face.. maybe trying to fix > the eyes we go on about! ha, I immediately thought yeast infection, uti, or STD. Maybe a finetooth comb with a kit is on her shopping list? flossygirl Posts: 385 Registered: 12/20/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 11, 2010 1:04 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply Why on earth would she need an assistant? And why would you return such a gift from your boss?and why wouldn't you just return it to the shop rather than eBay it? What is she really up to? So many questions! Maggie8 Posts: 1,183 Registered: 11/23/06 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 11, 2010 1:17 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply LOL about the Wiki getting changed. She watched this site like a hawk! The nose...man, I didn't realize how bad it was. I hope she leaves it be though. I'd hate to see her end up looking like Michael Jackson. I just saw an older photo of her with another bf (I'll post one), she looked pretty good. I actually think it was pretty cool she put the purse on EBay. I think it shows she's not TOO stuck up. MAYBE she's starting to mellow out. She has been so mean and evil...downright E V I L...to so many people, she has some major bad karma going on. I can't BELIEVE she posted another tweet suggesting she was with Greg Millard when he died. @XXXXXX I was 12 when dad died it really messed me up too then found my hs sweetheart we had the same bday&after 6yrs lost him to Iraq about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jenrowhill She is a lot of things..."humble" ain't one of 'em! A girlfriend that was at Kandyland said that a bunch of the girls there were talking about how they felt like they HAD to buy her makeup line or they'd be blackballed. And that Anna IS going to be Playmate for sure. Surprised her family isn't having a fit. And this one made me actually laugh: #MeFacts I've lost a lot of people in my life which has humbled me and taught me to make each day count. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 11, 2010 2:54 AM in response to: Maggie8 Reply you sound like youre going soft.. cut it out!!! lol the biarch hasnt changed... just changed her way of doing things and has other ppl do the dirty work and to hide behind... like you say about the cosmetics and the party.. Ana is guaranteed playmate and i can guarantee its december...!! Each time i start to forget about the old times and what she was like and think maybe shes changed BAM shes back at it and i just want to slap her when i see the huge trout pout.. ih!! If only she knew who some of us were!! hehe bunnybex Posts: 310 Registered: 5/5/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 11, 2010 3:43 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply Karissa Shannon tweeted "KAM3 just got home frm shopping I got a new bag @samjonesiii got a new belt!!!! http://tweetphoto.com/32027794" If you check out the pic its the exact same bag crusty is selling on ebay, weird?? anyways why wouldnt she just return it like a normal person and why the **** would her 'assistant give it back after a few days? sounds shady pdub4 Posts: 5,164 Registered: 2/20/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 11, 2010 8:00 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply Liar liar pants on fire Notice all of her "mefacts" are made to make her look like Poor Little Crystal. What a faker. Go away. Nuff said. I'm sick of even reading about her. Bubblers Posts: 519 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 11, 2010 8:28 AM in response to: pdub4 Reply Question of the day...WHO TAUGHT CRUSTAL THE SCHEDULE OF SEX NIGHT?? Is there a manual? Hef likes things a certain way...Certain girls, bathtime, including the capful of disinfectant, who gets which corded *****, how Hef like the ****** cleaned, who rides the wrinkly peen first, last, who gets the spooge shot up the A-hole...lots to learn. pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 11, 2010 12:54 PM in response to: Bubblers Reply you mean because hbk were not there to show her the ropes? probably someone else, who has had plenty of experience Message was edited by: pollywood Bubblers Posts: 519 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 11, 2010 4:15 PM in response to: pollywood Reply Yeah, that's what I mean..I seriously doubt HBK showed her the ropes (or cords)...A girl's gotta know how to take a d!ck up the a$$ to be #1. From what I've read, it was Bridget that showed the One Night Stands the ropes. I'm curious if Crustal was ever in Seks Night with HBK...I could imagine the horror of everyone having to see her little peeny... jogger Posts: 1,717 Registered: 8/10/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 11, 2010 4:38 PM in response to: pollywood Reply > you mean because hbk were not there to show her the > ropes? probably someone else, who has had plenty of > experience > > Message was edited by: > pollywood Kendra probably told the twins and they showed Crusty. Kendra was the only one who was still in good with Hef and still wanted to please him. Cristil Camden could be another one. 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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! YoGabba Posts: 2,749 Registered: 9/28/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 11, 2010 7:19 PM in response to: Bubblers Reply > A girl's gotta know how to take a d!ck up the a$$ to be #1. Ha! Funny cuz it's true Bubblers Posts: 519 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 11, 2010 7:49 PM in response to: YoGabba Reply OK so, from what I understand..The Girls Next Door is OVER...Now it's called The Bunny House? Ok, sounds like "The House Bunny" movie, but whatever... Crazyfan101 Posts: 9,048 Registered: 2/25/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 11, 2010 7:53 PM in response to: pollywood Reply > yeah I agree, someone taught the twins, who showed > crystal. but I was thinking it would be holly since > she was the one who forced the twins on him as I > recall. plus uh, she'd know best. LOL, yeah, Holly did take it up the azz and put it in her mouth for 8 years! Malindak2 Posts: 2,339 Registered: 3/1/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 11, 2010 9:49 PM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply And Holly was the one that had to get the warm towels ready. Gross Guess that's the number 1's job. Crazyfan101 Posts: 9,048 Registered: 2/25/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 11, 2010 9:51 PM in response to: Malindak2 Reply Ewwww, that grosses me out every time I hear it LOL Souleone Posts: 4,482 Registered: 5/13/07 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 12, 2010 7:04 AM in response to: jogger Reply Or she could have just read Bunny Tales or something... LOL! EW. Didn't Crystal say she was an "exit only" kinda girl on one of her Ustreams? Somehow, I think not. Unless she put that "responsibility" off on Melissa while she was there, and now Anna... When the subject of sex and Hef comes up all I can think of is Adam Sandler in Big Daddy saying "Old, wrinkly bÄlls!" circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 12, 2010 10:24 AM in response to: Bubblers Reply > OK so, from what I understand..The Girls Next Door is > OVER...Now it's called The Bunny House? Ok, sounds > like "The House Bunny" movie, but whatever... Yeah, Season 6 was such an epic fail they had to change the name of the show and go in an entirely "fun new direction" LMAO! I'm wondering if the Trash Twins will be on it at all now... MissMJ Posts: 1,754 Registered: 2/4/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 12, 2010 11:29 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply > I went n had a nosey on the auction and it has the > gift receipt.. why not just return it then crusty?? > and why purchase it off the web are you grounded too?? With a gift receipt sometimes won't they only refund the money back to the credit card it was put on? Maybe it was put on a Playboy company credit card and Crystal wants actual money for it. Maybe that's her new way of making extra money... Buying stuff for her "assistant" that doesn't want it so she sells it on ebay... pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 12, 2010 2:41 PM in response to: MissMJ Reply That's exactly what i was thinking. Sounds like Crystal is scamming the old man. Come on, she doesn't have an assistant!!! That is BS!! WTF would an assistant even do? Run to the drugstore to pick up her meds??? She probably lies to Hef and made up the whole story about having an assistant in the first place so she can order things (girfts) online (on Hef's card) and then sell it all for the cold hard cash. Crystal is NOT a big gift giver anyway. I know someone who said that for Melissa's bday, she bought her a pair of Victoria's Secret PJ shorts. If that's true then why would she buy this "assistant" a LV bag?? SHe is such a scam artist. JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 12, 2010 3:43 PM in response to: MissMJ Reply good point missmj. Crazyfan101 Posts: 9,048 Registered: 2/25/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 12, 2010 6:43 PM in response to: JOY2 Reply YoGabba Posts: 2,749 Registered: 9/28/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 13, 2010 1:10 AM in response to: pinkjewel Reply > That's exactly what i was thinking. Sounds like > Crystal is scamming the old man. Come on, she doesn't > have an assistant!!! That is BS!! WTF would an > assistant even do? Run to the drugstore to pick up > her meds??? She probably lies to Hef and made up the > whole story about having an assistant in the first > place so she can order things (girfts) online (on > Hef's card) and then sell it all for the cold hard > cash. Crystal is NOT a big gift giver anyway. I know > someone who said that for Melissa's bday, she bought > her a pair of Victoria's Secret PJ shorts. If that's > true then why would she buy this "assistant" a LV > bag?? SHe is such a scam artist. Ugh, I hate shady people and liars. I didn't even think about her pulling this scam until you guys just mentioned and explained it. And she gave Melissa just one pair of very inexpensive VS catalog shorts for her bday and this was her best friend(temporarily)? Now normally I would say that's very nice because I don't care about extravagant gifts or the price of stuff, but c'mon, this chick has the playboy/Hef credit card to use for all these occasions. That's so cheesy. YoGabba Posts: 2,749 Registered: 9/28/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 13, 2010 1:13 AM in response to: YoGabba Reply She tweeted this the other day: I don't smoke, don't drink, and love it that way. She has brought this up on ustream, formspring, twitter several times. Why does she constantly do this? No one even asked each time, she just says it. And again, like souleone has said, when one states they do NOT drink, it means they don't-ever. She does. On camera we even saw her drinking champagne and on ustream she named her favorite beer. As for smoking, I'm sure she puffs up the ganga on occasion for "lovemaking" orgy nights. Look, I don't care either way what people do as long as it doesn't effect me or hurt anybody, but this chick bugs me w/her constant public lying on this issue. Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 13, 2010 2:15 AM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply look at the size of the head on that!! And... her stomach looks really funny.... looking like tara reid.. lipo?? 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YoGabba Posts: 2,749 Registered: 9/28/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 13, 2010 5:14 AM in response to: JOY2 Reply > > look at the size of the head on that!! > > > > And... her stomach looks really funny.... looking > > like tara reid.. lipo?? > > that's what i thot of immediatly...tara! It totally looks liposuctioned. like it was done badly, or is that what it's supposed to look like? Bubblers Posts: 519 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 13, 2010 6:38 AM in response to: YoGabba Reply It looks kind of like the saggy stuff left over after having a baby... pdub4 Posts: 5,164 Registered: 2/20/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 13, 2010 8:03 AM in response to: YoGabba Reply Her constant lying is pathetic. Either you do (even if it's once in a blue moon/once a year, whatever) or you don't. And EWWW to those pics of Crystal, Crazy. Yuck. Crazyfan101 Posts: 9,048 Registered: 2/25/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 13, 2010 9:04 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply > look at the size of the head on that!! > > And... her stomach looks really funny.... looking > like tara reid.. lipo?? I thought the same thing....Tara Reid! Crazyfan101 Posts: 9,048 Registered: 2/25/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 13, 2010 9:05 AM in response to: pdub4 Reply > Her constant lying is pathetic. Either you do (even > if it's once in a blue moon/once a year, whatever) or > you don't. > > And EWWW to those pics of Crystal, Crazy. Yuck. LOL, Hey....if I had to see it then so do you! pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 13, 2010 12:29 PM in response to: YoGabba Reply methinks crystal chooses her own definitions of smoking and drinking. weed and champagne don't count I suppose. circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 13, 2010 12:44 PM in response to: pollywood Reply Adderall doesn't count either... LOL! pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 13, 2010 12:47 PM in response to: circe21 Reply it's not a drug, it's a prescription lol MissMJ Posts: 1,754 Registered: 2/4/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 13, 2010 4:29 PM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply > > look at the size of the head on that!! > > > > And... her stomach looks really funny.... looking > > like tara reid.. lipo?? > > I thought the same thing....Tara Reid! So did I! circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 13, 2010 4:56 PM in response to: MissMJ Reply I feel almost sorry for Crystal having to stand anywhere NEAR Anna! It's like that "one of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong" song from Sesame Street. Anna looking hot next to wonky Crusty and Lee: Posted Image |
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YoGabba Posts: 2,749 Registered: 9/28/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 16, 2010 5:40 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply Posted Image MomLovesTheGND Posts: 3,300 Registered: 11/1/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 16, 2010 8:19 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply > > She won't stop until she gets this. She will pull > > another " holly" and say she won't feel validated > til > > she gets the cover like his other girlfriends. > > You totally hit the nail on the head. I agree with you all, but really what is her argument for being on the cover? Hef's past girlfriends that were on the covers of Playboy were either cute or pretty and as for HBK they were the GND so there was a valid reason for them being on the covers.. What valid reason does Crystal have ? Crystal couldn't even draw enough viewers to keep the GND in the ratings and on the air. Who but a few would even care if Crystal was on the cover? Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 16, 2010 9:43 PM in response to: Souleone Reply God she is insecure... every mention here she has a coment from her on twitter ahahahahahha CrystalHarris Some girls that come 2 the mansion write Hef a million love letters & then wonder why im standoffish & don't want 2 be their friend #duh lol Maggie8 stop writing hef love letters ahahahahahah just trickn !! shes trying to make excuses for people clickn shes a biarch! pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 16, 2010 11:38 PM in response to: MomLovesTheGND Reply ita, mom. JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 17, 2010 3:51 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply crystal's too sensitive and self absorbed..lol circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 17, 2010 7:00 AM in response to: YoGabba Reply Ugh. She looks horrible! The weird Bart Simpson lip/sneer thing is getting worse! And she looks at least 40!!! Crystal is a hot mess! LMAO!!! pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 17, 2010 11:09 AM in response to: circe21 Reply maybe she thinks if she looks older she will be taken more seriously as hef's girlfriend because the perceived age gap won't be so huge. HA. circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 17, 2010 2:52 PM in response to: pollywood Reply Well IMHO she looks older than Bridget ever did/does. Maybe now that she has her makeup line coming out and her "singing career" she wants to be taken seriously so she is going for a more "mature" look? She's closing in on Lee territory at this point. pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 17, 2010 3:14 PM in response to: YoGabba Reply Where is she shopping these days? At the 10 dollar stip mall store where you wear something once and it falls apart? She just looks terrible, clothing, hair (orangy-gold with black roots) and everything else. Oh yea, and u know she or mum reads these boards daily because she tweets about everything that's said here. You KNOW she has been bugging Hefinator for months about being on the cover and I would bet that he is lining something up and that's why she tweeted it. She wants us all to know just how much Hef "loves" her and will do anything she wants. |
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YoGabba Posts: 2,749 Registered: 9/28/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 17, 2010 4:24 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply > Oh yea, and u know she or mum reads these boards > daily because she tweets about everything that's said > here. Ha, most definitely. MomLovesTheGND Posts: 3,300 Registered: 11/1/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 17, 2010 5:26 PM in response to: YoGabba Reply > > Oh yea, and u know she or mum reads these boards > > daily because she tweets about everything that's > said > > here. > > Ha, most definitely. Yes had a run in with her, she wasn't too happy with me lol pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 17, 2010 6:37 PM in response to: circe21 Reply hahaha, you're so right! bridget looks a good 5 years younger than her, imo. but then again, bridget has life in her eyes. Malindak2 Posts: 2,339 Registered: 3/1/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 18, 2010 9:25 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply > God she is insecure... every mention here she has a > coment from her on twitter ahahahahahha > > CrystalHarris Some girls that come 2 the > mansion write Hef a million love letters & then > wonder why im standoffish & don't want 2 be their > friend #duh lol > > Maggie8 stop writing hef love letters ahahahahahah > just trickn !! > > shes trying to make excuses for people clickn shes a > biarch! If she felt totally secure in the love/relationship with hef, she wouldn't have to have a guard up. She would believe he would overlook those letters not even let it phase her. Shows me that she knows she may not always be the "only one." |
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