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| Crystal Harris-Hefner thread. Crustal's, many faces, lies, failed career moves & infections.; Post that made us LOFAO! | |
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| Teresa | Jul 7 2012, 08:25 PM Post #101 |
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ROTFFLMFUCKINGASSOFF!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Crazyfan101 Posts: 9,048 Registered: 2/25/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 19, 2010 12:33 AM in response to: Malindak2 Reply WOW....LOL, enjoy!!!!! ................................................. It's a Bird- It's a Plane- It's a Man Eating, Super WHORE!!! :blink: :O Posted Image Posted Image Posted Image Posted Image Posted Image Posted Image Posted Image lossygirl Posts: 385 Registered: 12/20/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 19, 2010 1:56 AM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply Cannot stop looking at her ridiculous mouth! You know what would have been nice? For one of hefs gfs to stay out of the limelight, and not try to be some sort of celeb. This stuff just makes her look desperate for attention. JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 19, 2010 2:34 AM in response to: flossygirl Reply crystal is the one who said she didn't need any of this.....that being hef's gf was enough. lol....... and some of those dialog boxes sound like she's talking about mansion life, sex night with hef and fighting off other girls who want the one min. ride.hahaha JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 19, 2010 2:38 AM in response to: Malindak2 Reply > If she felt totally secure in the love/relationship > with hef, she wouldn't have to have a guard up. She > would believe he would overlook those letters not > even let it phase her. Shows me that she knows she > may not always be the "only one." so true ....... but her entire self-esteem is wrapped up in thinking she's hef's one and only.........one and only paid gf maybe. pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 19, 2010 3:06 AM in response to: JOY2 Reply I didn't even read them, I just looked at her pictures, which are almost semi-decent. too bad they require so much photoshop to get there. JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 19, 2010 3:56 AM in response to: pollywood Reply the jokersneered avenger.....protecting the right to photoshop. circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 19, 2010 4:10 AM in response to: JOY2 Reply The one where she is running from the mansion is the worst of the bunch. She looks bizarre in all of them, but that one is just plain odd. Her whole face looks like a disgusting combination of skeletal/plastic/tranny. None of which are a good thing. LOL! circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 19, 2010 4:11 AM in response to: JOY2 Reply > the jokersneered avenger.....protecting the right to > photoshop. > > target="_blank">> src="http://i32.tinypic.com/24vtuup.jpg" border="0" > alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic"> LOLOLOL!!! And those lips were either photoshopped or injected. She either has no upper lip whatsoever (a la Bart Simpson) or trout pout. There is no in between. pdub4 Posts: 5,164 Registered: 2/20/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 19, 2010 7:46 AM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply She looks like a damme cartoon! And not in a good way at all. All of those photos are awful. Her mouth actually looks worse than Lisa Rinna's and I didn't think that was possible. pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 19, 2010 2:31 PM in response to: pdub4 Reply I think I figured out what is going on hith her horrible mouth. I think it's Garth Fisher's "techinque" to plump up the lips and then cut them so the top lip slants downwards on the sides. If you look at the twins, you will see that they have the exact same thing going on. Message was edited by: pinkjewel SassiAani Posts: 2,257 Registered: 12/4/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 19, 2010 4:23 PM in response to: Souleone Reply She sure makes a lot of costume changes in that graphic novel... |
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| Teresa | Jul 7 2012, 08:28 PM Post #102 |
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YoGabba Posts: 2,749 Registered: 9/28/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 19, 2010 6:37 PM in response to: SassiAani Reply > She sure makes a lot of costume changes in that > graphic novel... LOL! ITA, it reads like some wacked out fanfiction. Starfire?? Who would ever post those pics and comic book text willingly w/o a gun to their head?? Embarrassing. *good find crazyfan did she actually put these on her website or twitter? pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 20, 2010 12:38 AM in response to: YoGabba Reply the only novel crystal should be in is one written by chuck palahniuk. YoGabba Posts: 2,749 Registered: 9/28/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 20, 2010 1:01 AM in response to: pollywood Reply Heh, crusty should be so lucky..I have my "Fight Club" signed by Chuck P.(My old bf owns a bookstore in Portland, Or.and they are buds) JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 20, 2010 2:57 AM in response to: pinkjewel Reply i know of a lady that had the corners of her mouth sewed up into a perm smile....it was done much better cos she does not sneer like crystal. pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 20, 2010 3:46 AM in response to: YoGabba Reply I met him on his snuff tour, he's so quiet and meek in person! pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 20, 2010 3:47 AM in response to: JOY2 Reply if all the surgery crystal's had done thus far hasn't helped, I don't hold much hope for her. [insert picture of jocelyn wildenstein] pdub4 Posts: 5,164 Registered: 2/20/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 20, 2010 7:29 AM in response to: YoGabba Reply She posted all of them on twitter, one right after another. It's so embarrassing I almost start to feel sorry for her, but then I remember who it is and I have to laugh at her instead of feel sorry for her. Girl actually thinks these look good!! LMFAO! pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 20, 2010 12:35 PM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply These pics are so insanely CREEPY. There is something about Crystal that is just FREAKY looking. I almost have a hard time looking at her w/out wincing. SOmeone said they kind of felt sorry for her and you know what? I kind of do too. It's SAD that she has so little self esteem that she has botched herself up like she has. pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 20, 2010 6:25 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply she has a very hard face. like she was sculpted from wood. Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 21, 2010 1:57 AM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply O M F G !! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA (huge breath) AHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHHHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH think thats enough said!! starmaker Posts: 7,769 Registered: 12/4/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 21, 2010 7:00 AM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply i know this is on the older page, but all i have to say is quack!!! YoGabba Posts: 2,749 Registered: 9/28/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 21, 2010 7:09 AM in response to: pollywood Reply > I met him on his snuff tour, he's so quiet and meek > in person! Ahh, that's so cool!!Did he do a reading or just sign stuff? I've only met the author of "Where the Red Fern Grows" when he spoke at my elementary school. pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 21, 2010 4:20 PM in response to: YoGabba Reply he didn't really read, but he did talk about his writing process and told some stories, and took questions and played games and threw things to the audience (we were too far back to catch anything). it was so awesome. on my facebook I have a picture of him signing a book for me, and an inflatable doll in the background hahaha. when I was an undergrad I got to meet a lot of writers since I was in the creative writing program. a lot of them are cool, but some are real a-holes. I thought chuck would be an a-hole but he was really nice! Maggie8 Posts: 1,183 Registered: 11/23/06 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 24, 2010 4:26 PM in response to: pollywood Reply Deleted this cause sometimes, I am just too mean. Maggie8 Posts: 1,183 Registered: 11/23/06 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 24, 2010 4:48 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply Said what I needed to say. No reason to leave it up, I know it's been read. |
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| Teresa | Jul 7 2012, 08:31 PM Post #103 |
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Maggie8 Posts: 1,183 Registered: 11/23/06 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 24, 2010 5:17 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply deleted again... Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 24, 2010 7:08 PM in response to: Maggie8 Reply d a m n maggie un delete those other posts it looks like we're missing out... there is no such thing as being too mean on the critics board!! Sorry i was joking with the tweet comment earlier - didnt realise how much it actually was directed at ur comment here!! This is why ive been pretty good at hiding my indentity on here so no one can match me up with who i am when i go there nice way to get the real goss that way chin up maggie shes just a d i c k anyway who is... skating on thin ice and knows it!! CRYSTAL stop cheating on hef if u want ppl to actually believe you care about him and arent the gold digging who re that you are - and if it was a one off it could possibly be understandable but you had a good wee routine set up didnt ya lovely ICK Maggie8 Posts: 1,183 Registered: 11/23/06 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 24, 2010 7:33 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply Thanks. She knows exactly who I am. Pretty much everyone here does. I don't mind, but it's also whey I don't say too much. Like I wrote to her, I can understand her tweet if she honestly felt threatened by her. But, I don't think she did. pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 24, 2010 7:56 PM in response to: Maggie8 Reply not me, I have no idea who you are Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 24, 2010 8:05 PM in response to: Maggie8 Reply neither even tho i probly no u in real life if u went there circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 25, 2010 9:59 AM in response to: Maggie8 Reply Good for you for calling her out. And I don't know who you are, but you have always had valid "inside" information even long before Crusty and the Trash Twins. It's just sad that Hef doesn't see what is going on right under his nose. Maybe he is just so far gone he doesn't realize, or he is that afraid of being alone in his last years. circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 25, 2010 10:01 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply > d a m n maggie un delete those other posts it looks > like we're missing out... there is no such thing as > being too mean on the critics board!! > > Sorry i was joking with the tweet comment earlier - > didnt realise how much it actually was directed at ur > comment here!! > > This is why ive been pretty good at hiding my > indentity on here so no one can match me up with who > i am when i go there nice way to get the real goss > that way > > chin up maggie shes just a d i c k anyway who is... > skating on thin ice and knows it!! > > CRYSTAL stop cheating on hef if u want ppl to > actually believe you care about him and arent the > gold digging who re that you are - and if it was a > one off it could possibly be understandable but you > had a good wee routine set up didnt ya lovely > ICK The Crystal cheating rumor has been going on since she arrived at the mansion. I think she's just disgusting, inside and out, and doesn't deserve the perks of mansion life. It's a shame because at this point, Hef probably doesn't realize half of what goes on or care because he just doesn't want to be alone. Maggie8 Posts: 1,183 Registered: 11/23/06 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 25, 2010 4:48 PM in response to: circe21 Reply She posted a nice tweet today about her fans and fan clubs/pages. That's good. Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 25, 2010 6:22 PM in response to: Maggie8 Reply Becuase shes hoping none will listen to the damage coursed by the site she and all her followers were following... CrustyHarris So shes in overdrive trying to seem all sweet and innocent Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 26, 2010 12:42 AM in response to: Souleone Reply circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jul 26, 2010 3:10 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply > Becuase shes hoping none will listen to the damage > coursed by the site she and all her followers were > following... CrustyHarris > So shes in overdrive trying to seem all sweet and > innocent Exactly. She's playing the nice game to try and garner followers. It's pathetic, really. Crazyfan101 Posts: 9,048 Registered: 2/25/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 5, 2010 9:34 AM in response to: circe21 Reply Break out the Crystal - Harris that is There is nothing more beautiful than fine crystal, but it also can be remarkably strong and cradle within "her" delicate grasp some of the finest things life has to offer. Life mirrors reality and Crystal Harris is proof that a powerhouse can have a delicate appearance with so many delicious secrets bubbling up just below the surface. This Playboy Playmate and “Girls Next Door” television star’s breathtaking good-looks are only part of a complete uber fab package as she gets ready to release the voice, her voice, that of a pop culture angel. Her first full-length album, out later this year with Organica Music Group will continue to define her as more than “just another pretty face” Born with music in her blood, her father, the late Ray Harris, was an entertainer and some of Crystal’s fondest memories involve “singing alongside my Dad.” Ray Harris toured Europe and Australia, but also performed for fun in the pub that he and Crystal’s mother once owned in West Bromich, Great Britain. According to the last owner of that Pub, Nigel Pritchett, even as a schoolgirl Crystal was a “born entertainer… she would join her dad singing. Everyone thought she was amazing.” She sang one of his songs on an episode of the E! Television shows, “The Girls Next Door” and was noticed by music producer Michael Blakey and Yellow River Management. Shortly thereafter, Harris signed a record deal with Blakey’s label, Organica Music Group. When I asked about this new experience of making an album, Harris told me, “I am really excited and the songs are awesome. I’m having so much fun with it!” Crystal is a woman of varied tastes influenced by Cyndi Lauper and The Spice Girls and considers Britney Spears to be one of her favorite, most influential artists. “Spears’ sensuality and willingness to ‘push the envelope’ with her performances are inspiring.” Harris is certainly not a Desperate Housewife and with so much opportunity knocking she is truly the “girl next door” pdub4 Posts: 5,164 Registered: 2/20/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 5, 2010 9:57 AM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply This article was gag inducing. Breath takingly beautiful???? How many times did she have to blow the author? bunnyluv Posts: 2,044 Registered: 1/21/06 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 5, 2010 10:11 AM in response to: pdub4 Reply Totally Teresa (; Posts: 8,244 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 5, 2010 10:44 AM in response to: bunnyluv Reply She sang one of his songs on an episode of the E! Television shows, “The Girls Next Door” and was noticed by music producer Michael Blakey and Yellow River Management. Shortly thereafter, Harris signed a record deal with Blakey’s label, Organica Music Group. She's so stupid!!! Michael Blakey noticed her on the GND?? LMFAO!! More like Michael enjoyed(?) the blow job she gave him while he was watching a movie at the mansion! Hi Bunnyluv |
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bunnyluv Posts: 2,044 Registered: 1/21/06 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 5, 2010 10:52 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply I would be curious to know if this producer Michael Blakey a friend of Hef's / attends parties, etc. Maybe owes Hef a favor. Does anyone know anything about him? No way did some random producer "notice" her singing on GND and want to sign her. Teresa (; Posts: 8,244 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 5, 2010 10:57 AM in response to: bunnyluv Reply > I would be curious to know if this producer Michael > Blakey a friend of Hef's / attends parties, etc. > Maybe owes Hef a favor. Does anyone know anything > g about him? > > No way did some random producer "notice" her singing > on GND and want to sign her. So stupid! Another one of Crustal lies! I'll try and find some pictures,he's been a mansion regular for years MissMJ Posts: 1,754 Registered: 2/4/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 5, 2010 11:38 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply Ok I get it now. Just read Organica Music is owned by this Michael Blakey and the comedian Ron White. This recording contract must be some huge joke by Ron White right? Teresa (; Posts: 8,244 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 5, 2010 11:49 AM in response to: MissMJ Reply > Ok I get it now. Just read Organica Music is owned > by this Michael Blakey and the comedian Ron White. > This recording contract must be some huge joke by > y Ron White right? LMAO!! Ron White??? It has to be a joke. OMG anyone who heard her sing on the GND , knows she can't sing. Did read where Brittany Spears is her highest influence? How many times has Brittany been busted for lip syncing? SassiAani Posts: 2,257 Registered: 12/4/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 5, 2010 12:47 PM in response to: Souleone Reply Tater Salad??? pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 5, 2010 1:41 PM in response to: pdub4 Reply good thing I wasn't the only one holding back vomit as I skimmed the article. JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 5, 2010 3:40 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply > She's so stupid!!! > Michael Blakey noticed her on the GND?? LMFAO!! More > like Michael enjoyed(?) the blow job she gave him > while he was watching a movie at the mansion! > hahahahahaahaha...no doubt. bunnyluv Posts: 2,044 Registered: 1/21/06 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 5, 2010 4:55 PM in response to: SassiAani Reply > Tater Salad??? omg i love him! He is hilarious. I tried to get tickets to his show once and he had sold out. bunnyluv Posts: 2,044 Registered: 1/21/06 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 5, 2010 4:58 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply > So stupid! Another one of Crustal lies! I'll try and > find some pictures If anyone can did them up, you can! >he's been a mansion regular for > years If he is then that would explain, well, everything. Teresa (; Posts: 8,244 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 5, 2010 5:55 PM in response to: bunnyluv Reply > > So stupid! Another one of Crustal lies! I'll try > and > > find some pictures > > If anyone can did them up, you can! > > >he's been a mansion regular for > > years > > If he is then that would explain, well, everything. Teresa (; Posts: 8,244 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 5, 2010 5:58 PM in response to: bunnyluv Reply > > Tater Salad??? > > omg i love him! He is hilarious. I tried to get > tickets to his show once and he had sold out. He is hilarious! I love his set about his dog too Message was edited by: ME Teresa (; Malindak2 Posts: 2,339 Registered: 3/1/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 5, 2010 8:11 PM in response to: bunnyluv Reply I got to see him abt 6 yrs ago with the other dude that did a voice on Cars. Drawing a blank at the moment. Teresa (; Posts: 8,244 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 6, 2010 4:36 AM in response to: Malindak2 Reply > I got to see him abt 6 yrs ago with the other dude > that did a voice on Cars. Drawing a blank at the > moment. Larry The Cable Guy! Souleone Posts: 4,482 Registered: 5/13/07 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 6, 2010 9:44 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply Close, but no "cigar" Ron White is the guy who holds a drink and a cigar while he does his act. http://www.tatersalad.com/ Larry the Cable Guy is Daniel Lawrence Whitney. Teresa (; Posts: 8,244 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 6, 2010 10:05 AM in response to: Souleone Reply > Close, but no "cigar" Ron White is the guy who holds > a drink and a cigar while he does his act. > http://www.tatersalad.com/ > > Larry the Cable Guy is Daniel Lawrence Whitney. Hey Soul Sister.....Love that song Didn't Daniel Lawrence Whitney aka "Larry The Cable Guy" do the voice over in the movie Cars?? Matter, I think was the name of his Car!?! Ron White is freaking hilarious!! |
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MissMJ Posts: 1,754 Registered: 2/4/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 6, 2010 2:13 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply Ding ding ding! Teresa's right he was the tow truck Mater on that movie. Maggie8 Posts: 1,183 Registered: 11/23/06 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 6, 2010 3:55 PM in response to: MissMJ Reply Have you guys seen Blakey's blog about her? I laughed so hard. He owes Hef. I love that she thinks she's gonna be a "pop sensation", LOL. She can't even walk around at a party! Hef would NEVER let her tour, let alone do a concert. I almost feel sorry for her when I see pix at parties. She's stuck by his side, and stuck with a group of girls that are probably only nice to her because they HAVE to be. She never knows who is really a friend, or who is talking behind her back, telling people outrageous things about her that can't possibly be true. Sad, she's so young. Reminds me of the Pink Floyd song, "Time". Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way. Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town Waiting for someone or something to show you the way. Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain. You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today. And then one day you find ten years have got behind you. No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun. So you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older, Shorter of breath and one day closer to death. Every year is getting shorter never seem to find the time. Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way The time is gone, the song is over, Thought I'd something more to say. bunnyluv Posts: 2,044 Registered: 1/21/06 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 6, 2010 4:03 PM in response to: Maggie8 Reply So he is a Mansion regular? Maggie8 Posts: 1,183 Registered: 11/23/06 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 6, 2010 4:06 PM in response to: bunnyluv Reply Honestly, I heard it second hand. So I don't want to say yes, for sure. BUT, I am supposed to talk to someone about him and I will spill it...LOL. If "it" is anything good. Malindak2 Posts: 2,339 Registered: 3/1/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 6, 2010 8:35 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply > > I got to see him abt 6 yrs ago with the other > dude > > that did a voice on Cars. Drawing a blank at the > > moment. > > Larry The Cable Guy! That's it. YoGabba Posts: 2,749 Registered: 9/28/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 6, 2010 9:04 PM in response to: Malindak2 Reply Here's crusty's big interview w/eonline: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/marc_malkin/b193988_hugh_hefner_hooked_onthe_bachelorette.html As it turns out, Hugh Hefner is a bigtime fan of The Bachelorette. "I got Hef hooked on it!" the Playboy mogul's girlfriend Crystal Harris told us earlier today while promoting The Girls Next Door: The Bunny House, E!'s upcoming reality special about a gaggle of Playmates who live across the street from the Mansion. Just how hooked is Hef? Read on to find out... "His commentary is hilarious," Harris said. "He's like, 'I can't believe that she was upset about Frank leaving when she spent the night with the other two before that!' He gets really into it." Harris continued, "We watched the finale and I was Googling about it. I found out what happened and I'm like, 'Hef, I know the ending,' and he's like, 'Don't tell me!' Hef and I were both just happy that she found love in the end." As for Harris and Hef's love, it sounds like it's just gonna be the two of them. When asked about the possibility of Hef adding more gals to their mix, Harris said, "I know that he wouldn't [do that]. I feel very special that I'm the only one. It's nice. No drama." So is a wedding in the works? Harris laughed, "Maybe. I think you have to ask him that." Souleone Posts: 4,482 Registered: 5/13/07 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 6, 2010 9:14 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply Oy I shouldn't post when I'm tired, sorry Teresa I didn't fully read what the post you were referring to said, all I got out of that whole exchange was "Ron White" and "Larry the Cable guy" and thought you were saying Ron white was Larry the Cable Guy. LOL I'm fain bried don't mind me. Spent from June 15th until Jul 31st doing an intense archaeology field school. pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 6, 2010 11:15 PM in response to: YoGabba Reply > As for Harris and Hef's love, it sounds like it's > just gonna be the two of them. > > When asked about the possibility of Hef adding more > gals to their mix, Harris said, "I know that he > wouldn't [do that]. I feel very special that I'm the > only one. It's nice. No drama." > > So is a wedding in the works? Harris laughed, "Maybe. > I think you have to ask him that." I once heard the only truly happy people in this world are the ones who have no grasp on reality and live in their own warped worlds. pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 6, 2010 11:19 PM in response to: Souleone Reply oh did you find the fossils of hef's girlfriends' dignity? Teresa (; Posts: 8,244 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 7, 2010 9:24 AM in response to: Souleone Reply > Oy I shouldn't post when I'm tired, sorry Teresa I > didn't fully read what the post you were referring to > said, all I got out of that whole exchange was "Ron > White" and "Larry the Cable guy" and thought you were > saying Ron white was Larry the Cable Guy. LOL I'm > fain bried don't mind me. Spent from June 15th until > Jul 31st doing an intense archaeology field school. WOW!! You go girl! Malindak2 Posts: 2,339 Registered: 3/1/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 7, 2010 4:00 PM in response to: pollywood Reply > oh did you find the fossils of hef's girlfriends' > dignity? bwhahahahahahaha Souleone Posts: 4,482 Registered: 5/13/07 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 7, 2010 4:13 PM in response to: pollywood Reply Unfortunately, lack of dignity rarely preserves well in the archaeological record Teresa (; Posts: 8,244 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 7, 2010 6:09 PM in response to: Souleone Reply > Unfortunately, lack of dignity rarely preserves well > in the archaeological record LMAO!!!! Teresa (; Posts: 8,244 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 7, 2010 6:11 PM in response to: Malindak2 Reply > > oh did you find the fossils of hef's girlfriends' > > dignity? > > bwhahahahahahaha Too Funny!!!!! hahahaha Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 19, 2010 10:50 PM in response to: Souleone Reply And here I was starting to think she screwed herself up with surgery **Snap out of it Bob!** surgery or no surgery, she looks like the rear end of a cow! Posted Image ohhhh and can't yas all just feal the tension!! Posted Image how can her head be twice the size of Hollys? and i love how holly has no make up, crystal has a full face of it and still looks horrid! |
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JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 20, 2010 3:31 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply hahahahaha, some oldies but goodies from our girls on the board pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 20, 2010 5:02 AM in response to: JOY2 Reply hey crystal, this quote of yours from your season of gnd keeps going through my mind: "I don't get jealous" do you still maintain this? Teresa (; Posts: 8,244 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 20, 2010 5:48 AM in response to: pollywood Reply > hey crystal, this quote of yours from your season of > gnd keeps going through my mind: > > "I don't get jealous" > > do you still maintain this? Shame on you Polly!! You can quote Crustal from her appearance in the GND?? LOL circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 20, 2010 6:52 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply Well, truth be told, her "old nose" was a honking BEAK. So I can understand the nose job. But...in addition to the new nose, she also got an entirely new face, and NOT a better one! LOL pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 20, 2010 7:03 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply bwahahaha, it was from the commercial they ran for that season. "I don't get jealous, it's a lot of fun and a lot of girls" which always made me think she likes the ladybits. pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 20, 2010 7:05 AM in response to: circe21 Reply > Well, truth be told, her "old nose" was a honking > BEAK. So I can understand the nose job. > > But...in addition to the new nose, she also got an > entirely new face, and NOT a better one! LOL I swear these plastic surgeons only know one or two things which is why everyone looks exactly the same. Teresa (; Posts: 8,244 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 20, 2010 7:41 AM in response to: pollywood Reply > bwahahaha, it was from the commercial they ran for > that season. > > "I don't get jealous, it's a lot of fun and a lot of > girls" > > which always made me think she likes the ladybits. Whewwwwwwww! You had me worried, your asss was ready to get booted from the freaky hookers club!! LMAO!! A Crustal quote " the woman should be the one to bring pornn into the bedroom!" (via the undateable show..Disclaimer.."I was bored!" Thanks!) I'm sure Crusty hoe hoe starts sexxy night participants, with tongue to nose exercises pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 20, 2010 8:45 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply > Whewwwwwwww! You had me worried, your asss was ready > to get booted from the freaky hookers club!! hahaha no, I don't study crystal. it just always stuck out in my mind as her trying to be the un-holly. Teresa (; Posts: 8,244 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 20, 2010 9:04 AM in response to: pollywood Reply > > Whewwwwwwww! You had me worried, your asss was > ready > > to get booted from the freaky hookers club!! > > hahaha no, I don't study crystal. it just always > stuck out in my mind as her trying to be the un-holly. I didnt think so!! LOL pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 21, 2010 2:14 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply BWWHAHAHAHA!!! These pics are too funny!! Crystal's beak was bigger than Big Bird's. The problem is that it really doesn't look all that much better!!! Posted ImagePosted Image Teresa (; Posts: 8,244 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 21, 2010 3:20 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply > BWWHAHAHAHA!!! These pics are too funny!! Crystal's > beak was bigger than Big Bird's. The problem is that > it really doesn't look all that much better!!! > > > target="_blank">> src="http://i34.tinypic.com/ngwlso.jpg" border="0" > alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">> href="http://tinypic.com?ref=14xcb6h" > target="_blank">> src="http://i35.tinypic.com/14xcb6h.jpg" border="0" > alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic"> LMFAO!! hahahahaha Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 22, 2010 1:50 AM in response to: Souleone Reply Omg listen to the mental b|tch!!!! - this is her latest tw at! god is mansion life this boring CrystalHarris @TwittermadeforCharlie I fed you roast beef & strawberry ice cream & now you're fast asleep while I try to fall asleep to the backyard party music Omg -you cant say tw@t lol wow!- and to think i actually forgot it could be a bad word and was using it as a twitter term Teresa (; Posts: 8,244 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 22, 2010 5:38 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply > Omg listen to the mental b|tch!!!! - this is her > latest tw at! god is mansion life this boring > > > CrystalHarris @TwittermadeforCharlie I fed > you roast beef & strawberry ice cream & now you're > fast asleep while I try to fall asleep to the > backyard party music > > Omg -you cant say tw@t lol wow!- and to think i > actually forgot it could be a bad word and was using > it as a twitter term Chelsea Lately, made a twitter for her dog Chunk, so Crustal and Jamie E. made twitters for their dogs. Chelsea is funny, Crustal is a stupid whore, that can't do anything ORIGINAL!! I thought this tweet was funny @lauracroft83 It's not cute when people make Twitter accounts for their dogs. #justsaying. #truthhurts. #I'mnotsorry. 7:39 PM Aug 18th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by you and 14 others Reply Retweeted (Undo Message was edited by:too add Laura's tweet.. Teresa (; pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 22, 2010 7:30 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply laura may be a drunk, but she makes some great points. Edited by Teresa, Jul 7 2012, 08:56 PM.
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Teresa (; Posts: 8,244 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 22, 2010 8:11 AM in response to: pollywood Reply > laura may be a drunk, but she makes some great points. She has her moments!! LOL Teresa (; Posts: 8,244 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 22, 2010 8:15 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply Crustal, is freaking looking when she's trying to be funny. Crustal, tried to change her manface and is looking more like a donkey's asss everyday! Posted Image Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 22, 2010 11:22 PM in response to: pollywood Reply yes you can always count on laura for the snarky comments clealy directed at crystal.. love it! Crazyfan101 Posts: 9,048 Registered: 2/25/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 23, 2010 12:56 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply > Chelsea Lately, made a twitter for her dog Chunk, so > Crustal and Jamie E. made twitters for their dogs. > Chelsea is funny, Crustal is a stupid whore, that > can't do anything ORIGINAL!! I love "Chunks" tweets LOL > I thought this tweet was funny > @lauracroft83 It's not cute when people make > Twitter accounts for their dogs. #justsaying. > #truthhurts. #I'mnotsorry. > 7:39 PM Aug 18th via Twitter for iPhone > Retweeted by you and 14 others > Reply Retweeted (Undo I wonder if Cornpussy thinks it's not cute that Holly's dog "wrote" an article for Robin Leach or that Angel's 1 year old has a twitter LMFAO!!! By the way, can Cornpussy be any more disgusting? She looks like a hooker waiting for her john and that herpe on her lip looks awful!! Crazyfan101 Posts: 9,048 Registered: 2/25/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 23, 2010 1:38 AM in response to: pinkjewel Reply > > target="_blank">> src="http://i34.tinypic.com/ngwlso.jpg" border="0" > alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">> href="http://tinypic.com?ref=14xcb6h" > target="_blank">> src="http://i35.tinypic.com/14xcb6h.jpg" border="0" > alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic"> That looks awful!!! Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 23, 2010 2:13 AM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply yup shes not the pretiest girl on the planet - but to me she is one of the realest(I dont think thats a word?) in these wee groups. shes a drunk yes but she doesnt act like some one shes not, or tries to be diferent and sucky upy to get ahead, she is who she is - no need for backstabbing when she'll say it to your face!!! (wouldnt u all much prefer some one tell you instead of having her b1tch to everyone else about u?) she seems blunt but hey so am i circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 23, 2010 4:12 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply OMG!!! That pic of Crusty and Anna is truly FRIGHTENING!!! Crusty's GIGANTIC melon is like 2x the size of Anna's!!! And the tongue out and the donkey teeth. SCARY!!! pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 23, 2010 10:14 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply ita, I like laura. SassiAani Posts: 2,257 Registered: 12/4/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 23, 2010 1:09 PM in response to: Souleone Reply Who is she watching in concert? Could it be? It looks like him but not Monte... Message was edited by:I was so excited I didn't proof read... SassiAani pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 23, 2010 1:32 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply This donkey is offended. Posted Image pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 23, 2010 6:22 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply hahahaha!!! Malindak2 Posts: 2,339 Registered: 3/1/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Aug 23, 2010 7:10 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply > This donkey is offended. > > > target="_blank">> src="http://i34.tinypic.com/348niar.jpg" border="0" > alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic"> HAHAHA hahahhahahahaha strawberrybunny Posts: 122 Registered: 10/6/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Sep 3, 2010 2:33 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply So I was just let in the know of the mess that some "fan" of Crusty's caused on Twitter! Some girl made a fan site for Crystal and is her self-proclaimed biggest fan and then she stopped tweeting, some other girl started tweeting about how Crystal's biggest fan was in a tragic car accident and was dying. And it was all made up! Crazy right!? I guess they had people at the mansion and other playmates and girls wanting to help, to donate money and to even GO VISIT this "girl" Bizarre. r0ckah0l1c Posts: 1,507 Registered: 10/19/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Sep 3, 2010 2:58 PM in response to: strawberrybunny Reply Weird...It's kind of strange that Crystal would be so quick to judge this...you'd think she would be cautious because of the amount of stalkers and questionable creepy people who want to put "celebrities" in danger...Not jump at the chance to go visit somebody who claimed on the internet to have been in a car accident...You think they'd have some way to research its legitimacy as well =/ Teresa (; Posts: 8,244 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Sep 3, 2010 3:40 PM in response to: strawberrybunny Reply > So I was just let in the know of the mess that some > "fan" of Crusty's caused on Twitter! Some girl made a > fan site for Crystal and is her self-proclaimed > biggest fan and then she stopped tweeting, some other > girl started tweeting about how Crystal's biggest fan > was in a tragic car accident and was dying. And it > was all made up! Crazy right!? I guess they had > people at the mansion and other playmates and girls > wanting to help, to donate money and to even GO VISIT > this "girl" > Bizarre. I saw that! Ashlee Ricca, started the search. Here's a few tweets @AshleeRicca @blank DM me w info on blank & if this is true & somehow ALL the hospitals/Police stations were wrong, then I will do ANYTHING!!! 7:31 PM Sep 1st via Twitter for Android in reply to blank Reply Retweet . @AshleeRicca OK LAST tweet on this issue! I said what I said, so read my tweets.... Re: blank blank ... Energy goin eleswhere as of now xoxo 7:22 PM Sep 1st via Twitter for Android Reply Retweet . @AshleeRicca @blank If it were real BELIEVE ME @1HeatherRene1 & I wd b willing 2 fly up there..donate..whatever needed 2 b .. This is good 7:20 PM Sep 1st via Twitter for Android in reply to blank Reply Retweet . @AshleeRicca @blank Called Police Spoke 2 a watch commander for 30 mins & there is NO report of an accident involving a blank blank #JustSayin 7:19 PM Sep 1st via Twitter for Android in reply to blank Reply Retweet . @AshleeRicca @blank u no I adore u & its bc ur so kind just like me but this is lookin like a hoax, which is good I guess bc no 1 is hurt Crustal tweeted last week (idk)asking everyone to pray for this girl and that she and everyone at the mansion we're praying for her. Every fansite(? lol) of Crustal's is tweeting about this. HBK fansites too. Crustal DM's her fansites and succks their asss trying to get followers. These kids think Crustal and the incest twins really care about them. Apparently this girl suffers from anorexia, wasn't in a car accident and the girl made up this story to hide her friends eating disorder.(??) ITA...Bizaare! Message was edited by:me Teresa (; strawberrybunny Posts: 122 Registered: 10/6/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Sep 3, 2010 4:48 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply Crystal has been in trouble before getting too friendly with fans. She is young and stupid. She is desperate for "fans" and does frequently engage in private conversations with them. She has also been contacting girls via twitter and facebook encouraging them to send in their pictures to playboy (sound familiar???) Anyway, what a strange story. I am hesitant to believe the girl even exists! It is scary to me that anyone can pretend to be anyone on the internet, but they always end up getting caught. circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Sep 3, 2010 6:21 PM in response to: strawberrybunny Reply Soon after Crystal's arrival, I remember hearing that certain girls who sent their pics in were "banned" from the mansion. Also, Crystal was trying to find out the "real life" identities of several posters here on the board in order to have them banned from mansion functions. She even sent nasty PM's to 3 girls here threatening to have them put on some "list" to have them banned. pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Sep 3, 2010 6:24 PM in response to: strawberrybunny Reply that sounds like a scam to me. Souleone Posts: 4,482 Registered: 5/13/07 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Sep 3, 2010 6:32 PM in response to: strawberrybunny Reply I saw that today! I was looking at c1clark out of curiosity (after reading who you said "Caroline" was in another thread, then I remembered) and saw the posts about that "accident." The girl who did it was so lame. If there was an accident THAT bad, it would have been in the papers, and online. It has nothing to do with "privacy" like she tried to say. And darn tootin' there would have been a police report. THAT was when I knew for sure it was a definite scam, although I had suspicions earlier. The chick that was supposedly in a coma seemed to be having no problems posting on twitter either. Despite the fact she was supposedly in the hospital on suicide watch. I can't believe how far some people will go for attention, and that they don't think all the way through the scheme and realize that there was holes big enough to drive Crusty's wiffle bat through. pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Sep 3, 2010 6:39 PM in response to: Souleone Reply bwahahaha wiffle bat. it would not surprise me at all if crystal and mumsy were the fans behind the whole ordeal. r0ckah0l1c Posts: 1,507 Registered: 10/19/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Sep 3, 2010 7:34 PM in response to: pollywood Reply ...the whole thing makes Crystal look like an extremely gullible, d1psh1t which doesn't help her image at all considering the amount of people that dislike her already...I mean, before blowing the entire thing out of proportion and drawing a ton of attention to it she could've quietly looked into it if she was genuinely concerned... strawberrybunny Posts: 122 Registered: 10/6/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Sep 3, 2010 10:10 PM in response to: circe21 Reply I have a few friends who have indeed been banned from the mansion, and I have to guess it was from Crystal's hand, and one was a poster on this board and a critic of Crusty. This board makes Crystal very mad. She tried to have it taken down ala Kardashians but there was no way that was going to happen because it is by far E's most popular board and has been for sometime. pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Sep 4, 2010 1:50 AM in response to: strawberrybunny Reply crystal, if you can't take the heat get out of the mansion. Teresa (; Posts: 8,244 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Sep 4, 2010 6:54 AM in response to: strawberrybunny Reply > Crystal has been in trouble before getting too > friendly with fans. She is young and stupid. She is > desperate for "fans" and does frequently engage in > private conversations with them. She has also been > contacting girls via twitter and facebook encouraging > them to send in their pictures to playboy (sound > familiar???) > > Anyway, what a strange story. I am hesitant to > believe the girl even exists! > > It is scary to me that anyone can pretend to be > anyone on the internet, but they always end up > getting caught. Sounds like Hef's Tweets aka Crustal! ITA, with Soul's post "an accident that horrid would have been in the news paper and on the news." Are you thinking the twitter fansite is also fabricated? Pissses me off but wouldn't surprise me. Too many people suffer everyday from an illness, so saddened! Crustal is a liar! Her blatant lie about Greg, "ONE OF OUR NATIONS HERO'S", hurt many people. Crustal, is low life scum! Message was edited by: censor Teresa (; pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Sep 4, 2010 7:12 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply oh I wouldn't doubt it if it were fake. Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Sep 5, 2010 12:01 AM in response to: pollywood Reply i reckon the whole lots fake.. even the new explanation of anorexia is another cover up. i think its all one sad little girl pretending to be lots of pretty girls.. look at the "friend" whose doing the lies.. her pictures of herself are all clearly fake (if u scroll through her old ones) and the other girl posted fakes too . poor crystal even her fan sites are one little lonely girl who lies.. no wonder she looks up to crystal! pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Sep 5, 2010 12:09 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply I thought the "fan" sites were all crystal. JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Sep 5, 2010 3:54 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply > .... even her fan sites are one little lonely > girl who lies.. no wonder she looks up to crystal! this is more sad than funny.....the girl has anorexia, and maybe multiple personality? but she sure has the attention of a lot of ppl now. Message was edited by: JOY2 Teresa (; Posts: 8,244 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Sep 7, 2010 10:40 AM in response to: JOY2 Reply > > .... even her fan sites are one little lonely > > girl who lies.. no wonder she looks up to crystal! > > this is more sad than funny.....the girl has > anorexia, and maybe multiple personality? but she > sure has the attention of a lot of ppl now. > > Message was edited by: > JOY2 I saw that today! Have you noticed the fan site that was tweeting about the sick girl is now MIA and the fan site that was sick, started tweeting the very day the other fan site went MIA? She's now talking about the other girl. What should we expect from, hefty, hefty, crusty hoe followers? Remember @cry****lo***h*f is an aka for @missa****x. That crazy asss girl, tweeted blatant lies about her daughter! Sicko's! Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Sep 8, 2010 2:10 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply no i doubt the anorexia thing .. it was another desperate cover to try and hide the lies with more lies and get people to feal sorry for her and her lies.... Is that miss*** whoever you were meaning the syco one that abused you all that time ago on twitter? silly biarch! and tandys****s on twitter... is familiar sounding... stumbled accross her the other day .. is that.. who im thinking it is? |
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pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Sep 8, 2010 5:53 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply tandy is who you think it is if it's who I think you're talking about. there's a dead thread about them from not too long ago. Maggie8 Posts: 1,183 Registered: 11/23/06 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Sep 9, 2010 11:48 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply I agree with you. I think the whole thing, including the anorexia this is BS. All of the Crystal fan sites are young girls who hope they can meet Hef/get into a party. The one sweet girl from the UK, up there on vacation. The whole set of tweets were just shocking, sad and scary. From Crystal and her mum. And Hef! Saying he didn't know she was at the gate! What has become of the icon? I like being personable, but...I don't know how to explain it. BTW-Crystal's new Twitter pic looks good. sweetdreams Posts: 5,638 Registered: 3/9/07 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Sep 10, 2010 12:03 AM in response to: pollywood Reply I thought tandy was apples or the 1st apples if there have been more than 1. I thought she used that name at myspace to get into see peoples profiles. sweetdreams Posts: 5,638 Registered: 3/9/07 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Sep 10, 2010 12:22 AM in response to: sweetdreams Reply It is 2 different girls-1 has xo at the end of her name the other 1 has UK at the end. The 1 who is in LA is the UK. The 1 who has anorexia is xo. Tandy attacked the xo girl. Although I believe she has attacked other fans @ different times too. I don't know why they just don't block her. That's what I do if someone is nasty to me. twittering back to someone like that is just giving them the attention they want. sweetdreams Posts: 5,638 Registered: 3/9/07 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Sep 10, 2010 12:34 AM in response to: Maggie8 Reply I don't think it so shocking to be nice to a fan. It was Fun in the Sun day and they let 100's of girls in fr a pic sent to the mansion with no background cks or anything. What is so wrong with being nice to a fan who would actually appreciate being allowed in and not be there for something more like meeting a rich old boyfriend or to get in the magazine. There are soooo many girls there who suck up to Crystal & it used to be HBK they sucked up to in hopes of getting something out of them- The UK girl just wants to meet someone she is a fan of and Im sure that would make her day and be enough. I've been around a long time and I remember the people who tried to use being fans of Bridget on her yahoo and fan club to get into the mansion-for more than simple to just meet Bridget. If you just want to meet Bridget-as a fan-be happy with a picture at a public appearence like I was. I could be wrong as I am not a mind reader but all I think this girl wanted was to meet someone she is a fan of-get a pic and maybe an autograph. I don't think she is out to try to use it to get invited to be a gf or anything. PS she isn't the 1st girl to go to a gate in hopes of seeingher idol. People did it for Elvis all the time when he was alive. A friend of my mom's who was really pretty when she was young-actually did get invited in from going to the gate for sightseeing pics-so let the dream live on I guess. circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Sep 10, 2010 3:42 AM in response to: Maggie8 Reply > I agree with you. I think the whole thing, including > the anorexia this is BS. > All of the Crystal fan sites are young girls who hope > they can meet Hef/get into a party. The one sweet > girl from the UK, up there on vacation. The whole set > of tweets were just shocking, sad and scary. From > Crystal and her mum. And Hef! Saying he didn't know > she was at the gate! What has become of the icon? I > like being personable, but...I don't know how to > explain it. ITA. I LOL'd I think it was last week Mummy was begging Crystal and someone else to mention her for "Follow Friday". She's even more pathetic than the underage girls begging to get into mansion parties. JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Sep 10, 2010 3:48 AM in response to: circe21 Reply what's sad is that poor girl taking pix of herself at the gate ....crystal and hef are pretending they didn't know she was there . come on, they live on their twitters.... YoGabba Posts: 2,749 Registered: 9/28/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Sep 10, 2010 5:45 AM in response to: sweetdreams Reply So if Crystal and Hef are so nice, did they let the UK fangirl in finally? YoGabba Posts: 2,749 Registered: 9/28/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Sep 10, 2010 5:47 AM in response to: JOY2 Reply > what's sad is that poor girl taking pix of herself at > the gate ....crystal and hef are pretending they > didn't know she was there . come on, they live on > their twitters.... Agree. p.s.- Where have you been Joy, I missed ya? Welcome back. Teresa (; Posts: 8,244 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Sep 10, 2010 6:11 AM in response to: JOY2 Reply bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Time Lapse – Fire Avatar Crystal Harris Super Hero Hoe Time Lapse – Super Hero Hoe -Crystal Harris Crystal Harris -Super Hero Hoe project 1st image, water element, Aqua Woman Under the Sea http://www.andrewmatusik.com/blog/?p=270 Message was edited by: Add link. Scroll down for the link of two slow motion videos. One for the " super fire hoe", one for the "super fist pump hoe" LMFAO!! Teresa (; Posted Image Posted Image Posted Image Teresa (; Posts: 8,244 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Sep 10, 2010 6:16 AM in response to: YoGabba Reply > > what's sad is that poor girl taking pix of herself > at > > the gate ....crystal and hef are pretending they > > didn't know she was there . come on, they live > on > > their twitters.... > > Agree. > > p.s.- Where have you been Joy, I missed ya? Welcome > back. Me three! Joy2Kx ,Gabba and I think alike I've missed you too! pdub4 Posts: 5,164 Registered: 2/20/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Sep 10, 2010 7:52 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply Dude, they are getting really bad with the photoshop. She looks like a different person in each one of those pics. And that ugly trout pout. Ick. And when did we start referring to nice and Crystal in the same sentance? She only follows her "fans" because it's good PR for her, her crappy voice/singing and her makeup line. circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Sep 10, 2010 10:01 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply OMG...those superhero pics of Crusty are downright FRIGHTENING!!!!! Her face looks like a Halloween mask! Her face/lips look bizarre!!! circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Sep 10, 2010 10:02 AM in response to: pdub4 Reply > Dude, they are getting really bad with the photoshop. > She looks like a different person in each one of > those pics. And that ugly trout pout. Ick. > > And when did we start referring to nice and Crystal > in the same sentance? She only follows her "fans" > because it's good PR for her, her crappy > voice/singing and her makeup line. I wonder if the trout pout is photoshopped on there or real? She just looks freakish in all of these pics ((shudder))... pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Sep 10, 2010 10:30 AM in response to: circe21 Reply I'll need to sleep with the light on tonight. Edited by Teresa, Jul 7 2012, 09:16 PM.
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r0ckah0l1c Posts: 1,507 Registered: 10/19/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Sep 10, 2010 11:54 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply ....Crystal....oh dear....her head is way too large for her body now that she went back to being manorexic....these photos are awkward...what are they even for?! Malindak2 Posts: 2,339 Registered: 3/1/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Sep 10, 2010 1:03 PM in response to: circe21 Reply > OMG...those superhero pics of Crusty are downright > FRIGHTENING!!!!! > > Her face looks like a Halloween mask! Her face/lips > look bizarre!!! They look so Cheap!! Good grief, terrible pictures. JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Sep 10, 2010 3:59 PM in response to: Malindak2 Reply crystal has lost her mind... pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Sep 10, 2010 5:29 PM in response to: r0ckah0l1c Reply > ....Crystal....oh dear....her head is way too large > for her body now that she went back to being > manorexic....these photos are awkward...what are they > even for?! HAHAHAHA manorexic!! That's a good one. Those pics are SCARY. It's like The Joker/Donkey/Cat Plastic Surgery Woman all wrapped in one. Her body looks good though, I will give her that (minus those enormous, hard basketball t1ts) YoGabba Posts: 2,749 Registered: 9/28/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Sep 10, 2010 9:11 PM in response to: pollywood Reply > I'll need to sleep with the light on tonight. Ha! Seriously, those are bizarre. Who's coming up with these weirdo themes? They look like those tacky velvet paintings you see in Tijuana. pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Sep 11, 2010 12:30 AM in response to: YoGabba Reply from her twitter: Happy Birthday to one of my bestest friends @cristalcamde !! 10:18 PM Sep 7th via web really, since when? MomLovesTheGND Posts: 3,300 Registered: 11/1/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Sep 11, 2010 1:38 AM in response to: pollywood Reply Since Crystal realize that Hef won't make Cristal leave she can stay as long as she wishes. I guess Crystal found out that Hef does love Cristal not as a girlfriend but a dear friend.. Personally I think it adds a mystic to Hef not saying what the bond between him and Cristal Camden is. I rather respected Hef for keeping private on the matter.. pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Sep 11, 2010 1:43 AM in response to: MomLovesTheGND Reply I would love to be a fly on the wall during Hef/Cristal conversations. There are things that are going on that we do not know about. JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Sep 11, 2010 3:53 AM in response to: YoGabba Reply > > what's sad is that poor girl taking pix of herself > at > > the gate ....crystal and hef are pretending they > > didn't know she was there . come on, they live > on > > their twitters.... > > Agree. > > p.s.- Where have you been Joy, I missed ya? Welcome > back. thnx yogabba......hubby got sick and i was the nurse,also had to pull double duty on the home front, plus busy busy with work.. hubby is on the mend now,hallelujah!! so things are easing up. it's good to be back with my boardies JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Sep 11, 2010 4:00 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply , thnx teresa... JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Sep 11, 2010 4:05 AM in response to: MomLovesTheGND Reply > Since Crystal realize that Hef won't make Cristal > leave she can stay > as long as she wishes. I guess Crystal found out that > Hef does love > Cristal not as a girlfriend but a dear friend.. > Personally I think > it adds a mystic to Hef not saying what the bond > between him and Cristal Camden > is. I rather respected Hef for keeping private on the > matter.. yea, that relationship that has stood the test of time.... Bonfire Posts: 248 Registered: 3/23/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Sep 11, 2010 10:22 AM in response to: JOY2 Reply Is it bad to admit I still don't really know who Cristal Camden is? Her name sounds kinda familiar, and I think I've seen her hanging around in GND and Bunny House, but...she's not a Playmate, right? JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Sep 12, 2010 5:06 AM in response to: Bonfire Reply she's left over from the 7 gf's i think....she's got a great figure but she has had too much plastic surgery and looks strange. not a pm, but i think cyber girl. she was in the eppi trying out for a job in the vegas casino when they had the huge cattle call......she did not get a job even tho she is so close to hef. JOY2 Posts: 4,271 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Sep 12, 2010 5:14 AM in response to: JOY2 Reply crystal must have read e boards this week, the uk fan got a meeting with the queen of softp0rn....hef being the king of softp0rn. YoGabba Posts: 2,749 Registered: 9/28/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Sep 12, 2010 7:09 AM in response to: JOY2 Reply > crystal must have read e boards this week, the uk fan > got a meeting with the queen of softp0rn....hef being > the king of softp0rn. I thought the same thing...hehe, she's so predictable. |
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| Teresa | Jul 7 2012, 09:24 PM Post #113 |
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Page 172 Hookers! I'm out of here! :blink: |
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| Deleted User | Jul 8 2012, 09:21 AM Post #114 |
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| lilsadone | Jul 8 2012, 10:25 AM Post #115 |
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Why is the tape on the dogs mouth... was her mouth too big to fit the tape over |
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| Deleeza | Jul 8 2012, 11:50 AM Post #116 |
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Whoa! What kind of nut tweets that they have a UTI? That's why she's wearing a skirt. She has to air her breezer out. :huh: Oh yeah, Pimp Mum is lurking, too much for her. LOL What is it about the Harris' that make them so unlikeable? :ermm: |
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| Malindak | Jul 8 2012, 01:08 PM Post #117 |
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Annoying. haha You ladies are my escape. |
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| OGNDgirl | Jul 8 2012, 02:10 PM Post #118 |
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So they had a problem with Charlie supposedly in a shock collar, but they're ok with putting tape on his mouth/fur/whiskers?... Poor Charlie- oh the tales he could tell... |
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| Adoptapom | Jul 8 2012, 02:53 PM Post #119 |
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Poor Crystal, what a lost soul. I think the prettiest she ever looked was at her milkshake thing and at one of Hef's book signings... Let me see if I can figure out how to do pictures... Ok I can't get my pictures to show up. :( how do I do it? Edited by Adoptapom, Jul 8 2012, 02:57 PM.
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| Teresa | Jul 8 2012, 04:23 PM Post #120 |
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You right click the picture....click properties........copy the address/url...click the Image Box here... back out http:// that is in the box....paste the copied address inside the box....then you post your post and the picture will post! :D Edited by Teresa, Jul 8 2012, 05:12 PM.
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