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Crystal Harris-Hefner thread. Crustal's, many faces, lies, failed career moves & infections.; Post that made us LOFAO!
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Bobmarley

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Posted: Sep 23, 2010 3:27 AM in response to: Malindak2 Reply


sorry for the confusion guys! and although the pic has a striking resembelence to our lovely crystal harris, i hate to inform you that it is not infact her- but a dam close look a like!




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Posted: Sep 23, 2010 5:06 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply


I doubt this will stay posted...but, Holly was key in busting WHOEVER this girl was. PM me if it's gone and I'll link you to it.

I DO NOT KNOW IF THIS IS TRUE....BUT IT EXPLAINS THE ANGER ISSUE TOWARDS HOLLY:


By Mike Celizic
TODAYshow.com contributor
updated 8/13/2007 10:19:27 AM ET

A woman who claimed she was sexually assaulted by another guest at the famous Playboy Mansion made up the story because she arrived home late after a night of partying to find an angry boyfriend waiting, Hugh Hefner told TODAY during an exclusive interview that aired Monday.

“She invented a story. And that’s the story behind the story,” said Hefner, the founder of the men’s magazine with the distinctive bunny brand. “There was no sexual assault.”

Last week, prosecutors announced they would not file charges in connection with a sexual assault complaint made July 31, saying only there was insufficient evidence.

The real story, Hefner told TODAY’s Michael Okwu, is that a female guest he did not identify concocted the assault claim to assuage her angry boyfriend.

“A girl who came to the party without her boyfriend had a good time, came home very late to a very upset boyfriend,” Hefner said. “And that's the story behind the story ... I’m sure that a rape did not occur. There’s no question about it.”

The complaint was filed last week by a 22-year-old woman who claimed she had been assaulted at Hefner’s sybaritic playhouse by a 17-year-old male. She said she may have been unconscious when the assault began.

But by week’s end, the woman told police she didn’t want to pursue the complaint, and investigators could not corroborate her charges.

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/20243809
I hate to link to MSNBC...I'm a crazed Libertarian


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Posted: Sep 23, 2010 7:45 AM in response to: SassiAani Reply


Crustal can't keep her nasty donkey tongue in her mouth or help flapping her huge man

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Posted: Sep 23, 2010 9:00 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply


> was this pre or post surgery?
>
Wrong girl, but this is a Crustal Harris pre and post surgery pic!!


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Posted: Sep 23, 2010 12:21 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply


Ack-that is disturbing. For a minute there, I thought it was Crusty! I'm still waiting for the wiffleball bat pics.




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Posted: Sep 23, 2010 12:59 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply


> Crustal can't keep her nasty donkey tongue in her
> mouth or help flapping her huge man hands!
>
>
> > target="_blank">> src="http://i55.tinypic.com/2yxlrfs.png" border="0"
> alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">

HAHAHA!!! Yea, that donkey tongue is so huge that it has no where to go. I wonder if she catches flies??




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Posted: Sep 23, 2010 2:46 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply


Why does she always do that awful thing with her tongue? Her and Angel Perino (or however you spell it).

The last line of Maggie's article made me LOL. Crusty thinks she is SO speshul. More speshul than any of the other girls he's ever lied to...

Ultimately, he said, he will get down to one girlfriend, Holly Madison.

“She is the love of my life,” Hefner said dreamily. “This is the sweetest time of my life.”




pinkjewel

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Posted: Sep 24, 2010 4:21 PM in response to: Maggie8 Reply


> I doubt this will stay posted...but, Holly was key in
> busting WHOEVER this girl was. PM me if it's gone and
> I'll link you to it.
>
> I DO NOT KNOW IF THIS IS TRUE....BUT IT EXPLAINS THE
> ANGER ISSUE TOWARDS HOLLY:
>
>
> By Mike Celizic
> TODAYshow.com contributor
> updated 8/13/2007 10:19:27 AM ET
>
> A woman who claimed she was sexually assaulted by
> by another guest at the famous Playboy Mansion made
> up the story because she arrived home late after a
> night of partying to find an angry boyfriend waiting,
> Hugh Hefner told TODAY during an exclusive interview
> that aired Monday.
>
> “She invented a story. And that’s the story behind
> the story,” said Hefner, the founder of the men’s
> magazine with the distinctive bunny brand. “There was
> no sexual assault.”
>
> Last week, prosecutors announced they would not file
> charges in connection with a sexual assault complaint
> made July 31, saying only there was insufficient
> evidence.
>
> The real story, Hefner told TODAY’s Michael Okwu, is
> that a female guest he did not identify concocted the
> assault claim to assuage her angry boyfriend.
>
> “A girl who came to the party without her boyfriend
> had a good time, came home very late to a very upset
> boyfriend,” Hefner said. “And that's the story behind
> the story ... I’m sure that a rape did not occur.
> There’s no question about it.”
>
> The complaint was filed last week by a 22-year-old
> woman who claimed she had been assaulted at Hefner’s
> sybaritic playhouse by a 17-year-old male. She said
> she may have been unconscious when the assault
> began.
>
> But by week’s end, the woman told police she didn’t
> want to pursue the complaint, and investigators could
> not corroborate her charges.
>
> http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/20243809
> I hate to link to MSNBC...I'm a crazed Libertarian

This girl was at the party alone and the only reason she got into the party was because she knew and was dating a very old former PB photographer. This "girl" showed up to a few parties alone and tried to make friends with people and wouldn't leave them alone. When this girl fabricated the story, Holly was the one who suggested that ALL security film be reviewed. There are security cameras everywhere, from what I understand and it was PROVEN that there was NO rape. Holly was furious about this "girl" making up such a story and from what I heard, there was a huge confrontation...

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Posted: Sep 24, 2010 5:29 PM in response to: Souleone Reply


so facebook told me I have a friend in common with CRYSTAL HARRIS and I should add her as a friend.




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Posted: Sep 24, 2010 8:10 PM in response to: pollywood Reply


oh god.....here we go with the music again

"Are you guys ready! We're just a few months away from the release of my music! Follow award winning producer @Producermichael for details!"

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Posted: Sep 24, 2010 8:44 PM in response to: Samantha112 Reply


Wasn't her first single supposed to be out by summer? Kind of like the makeup line was supposed to be out by September......




Samantha112

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Posted: Sep 24, 2010 9:09 PM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply


lol

its hef just giving her all this false hope
whatever.




Samantha112

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Posted: Sep 24, 2010 9:10 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply


> Crustal can't keep her nasty donkey tongue in her
> mouth or help flapping her huge man hands!
>
>
> > target="_blank">> src="http://i55.tinypic.com/2yxlrfs.png" border="0"
> alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">

lmfao....you just made my night!




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Posted: Sep 24, 2010 10:23 PM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply


> Wasn't her first single supposed to be out by summer?
> Kind of like the makeup line was supposed to be out
> t by September......

I know! That's what I asked. We were supposed to be getting a hit song for the summer. (haha)




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Posted: Sep 25, 2010 1:23 AM in response to: pinkjewel Reply


Good, Pink. I thought I was one of the only girls here that knew about this story. Yeah...same girl. I really wish she'd stop wasting her time sending me PM's. I tried so hard last year/year before..whenever the heck it was..to be nice. When I found out who she was, I STILL didn't say anything. Now, I'm sick of people being hassled by her. The newest PM's are titled "HEY INSIDER", lol. I am NOWHERE NEAR an "insider". I have FRIENDS, some are Playmates from the 60's, for gosh sakes. So what?
The truth is out. Enough now.



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Posted: Sep 25, 2010 8:49 AM in response to: pinkjewel Reply


> > I doubt this will stay posted...but, Holly was key
> in
> > busting WHOEVER this girl was. PM me if it's gone
> and
> > I'll link you to it.
> >
> > I DO NOT KNOW IF THIS IS TRUE....BUT IT EXPLAINS
> THE
> > ANGER ISSUE TOWARDS HOLLY:
> >
> >
> > By Mike Celizic
> > TODAYshow.com contributor
> > updated 8/13/2007 10:19:27 AM ET
> >
> > A woman who claimed she was sexually assaulted by
> > by another guest at the famous Playboy Mansion
> made
> > up the story because she arrived home late after a
> > night of partying to find an angry boyfriend
> waiting,
> > Hugh Hefner told TODAY during an exclusive
> interview
> > that aired Monday.
> >
> > “She invented a story. And that’s the story behind
> > the story,” said Hefner, the founder of the men’s
> > magazine with the distinctive bunny brand. “There
> was
> > no sexual assault.”
> >
> > Last week, prosecutors announced they would not
> file
> > charges in connection with a sexual assault
> complaint
> > made July 31, saying only there was insufficient
> > evidence.
> >
> > The real story, Hefner told TODAY’s Michael Okwu,
> is
> > that a female guest he did not identify concocted
> the
> > assault claim to assuage her angry boyfriend.
> >
> > “A girl who came to the party without her
> boyfriend
> > had a good time, came home very late to a very
> upset
> > boyfriend,” Hefner said. “And that's the story
> behind
> > the story ... I’m sure that a rape did not occur.
> > There’s no question about it.”
> >
> > The complaint was filed last week by a 22-year-old
> > woman who claimed she had been assaulted at
> Hefner’s
> > sybaritic playhouse by a 17-year-old male. She
> said
> > she may have been unconscious when the assault
> > began.
> >
> > But by week’s end, the woman told police she
> didn’t
> > want to pursue the complaint, and investigators
> could
> > not corroborate her charges.
> >
> > http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/20243809
> > I hate to link to MSNBC...I'm a crazed Libertarian
>
>
> This girl was at the party alone and the only reason
> she got into the party was because she knew and was
> dating a very old former PB photographer. This "girl"
> showed up to a few parties alone and tried to make
> e friends with people and wouldn't leave them alone.
> When this girl fabricated the story, Holly was the
> one who suggested that ALL security film be reviewed.
> There are security cameras everywhere, from what I
> understand and it was PROVEN that there was NO rape.
> Holly was furious about this "girl" making up such a
> story and from what I heard, there was a huge
> confrontation. This girl who cried rape is an
> attention seeking trouble maker with serious issues.
> Hmmmm....

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Posted: Sep 25, 2010 9:22 AM in response to: Souleone Reply


OK T now I understand your PM...Aani




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Posted: Sep 25, 2010 10:25 PM in response to: Malindak2 Reply


@crystalharris to a fan:
the makeup launch has been pushed to January to coincide with the release of my first single

(I am guessing this is to get the shame of both tanking over and done with in one hit instead of having to deal with it twice)

@Producermichael (michael blakey the sleeze incharge of this music buzz):Thx for asking We are in the studio next week with @CrystalHarris & looking to have a dance single by Holidays worldwide!

(So another words a musicy poppy song with minimal singing (and what singing there is is utter autotuned) that the music alone would probably sell the song to try and make it a hit without needing talent)

Check out this guys tweets about things tho and the playboy mansion bribes!! clearly is getting paid in a lot of ways to try and work with the beast formerly known as hefs girlfriend:

@ProducerMichael needs 100k followers to win a bet. His dignity is at stake. Follow, and he'll take you to the Playboy Mansion. Really.

yep - cool stuff going on ---- stay tuned! @CrystalHarris is the bomb !!!!!! .

why is he only pimping crystal on twitter if he has his own label with all these other artists? huge bloody set up thats why!




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Posted: Sep 25, 2010 10:45 PM in response to: circe21 Reply


Wow, I remember when that happened!!! So that is the girl who is sending PM's? She honestly scares me. She writes very nasty things.

And Crystal is boring. Her make up will be boring, her song will be boring.




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i dont know any make up line that does well that isnt a big known brand name.. what is the point?




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I can just imagine her stuff with the ugly crystal top with lackluster colors and the awful smell of cheap makeup.




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Posted: Sep 26, 2010 6:23 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply


so people that only shop at dollar stores can get makeup from a z-list celebrity rather than acme chemical co.




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Posted: Sep 26, 2010 4:06 PM in response to: pollywood Reply


I saw on Twitter Crystal is giving away some make up from her make up line - guess thats the only way she can get rid of it.




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Posted: Sep 26, 2010 9:33 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply


> i dont know any make up line that does well that isnt
> a big known brand name.. what is the point?

i agree....small cosmetic lines go no where
remember Gretchen's "makeup line" from Real Housewives of OC??
it was dead before it even started!

crystal should invest in extra heavy duty trash bags




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>
> crystal should invest in extra heavy duty trash bags

She could always recycle the ones she used when she moved into the mansion...




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that what I was thinking, but then remembered she considers those to be luggage.




circe21

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LOLOL!!!!!




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Posted: Sep 28, 2010 3:01 AM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply


yikes, that first one she looks like an old white hairy shoe.....how did she let these get out?

the last one looks like the animated cartoons she did




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I just can't get over how OLD she looks...not to mention totally tranny-ish.
The last pic is the best because it's blurry! LOL!


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YIKES!!!


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Posted: Sep 28, 2010 6:35 AM in response to: circe21 Reply


getting closer, but absolute pitch black is the best way to photograph scallopina.




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Her head looks MASSIVE in the 2nd to last one.




Teresa (;

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Posted: Sep 29, 2010 9:16 AM in response to: circe21 Reply


WTF??WTF?? Crustal and Anna must of been rolling around in the bed By the looks of things, Anna won!!




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> Wow, I remember when that happened!!! So that is the
> girl who is sending PM's? She honestly scares me. She
> writes very nasty things.
>

Oh dang, me too. I never realized the girl who did this and a@@ples were one and the same. Hmmm.




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Nasty!

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@Kirsten_Price Hey guys follow @producermichael for updates on my music & upcoming album release

ROTFLMFAO!!!
Michael Blakey, is thinking/hearing with his d!ck, meet Crustal's competition!


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Posted: Sep 29, 2010 5:58 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply


BobMarly-That was the bestest post ever.

Teresa-WTH are those pix from? He's a **** PRODUCER????
LMAO!!! BIG Surprise!!!

And, please tell me, why ANOTHER photoshoot?

Did you see Melissa Dawn's Tweet? She's doing so good. She has got to be thanking her lucky stars she got out when she did. EXCELLENT DECISION!

Let Crystal fly around in her gilded (with bad chipping paint) cage. Even Anna's smarter than that.




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she needs to put that makeup line to use!!
some people cant pull off being seen sans makeup

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What the heck is wrong with her head? It looks really big in those last two photos. Her lips being augmented makes it look even bigger.
A "Beauty quote"? REALLY CRYSTAL?
Don't you ever hear an idea and say "No, you know what? That's just too much."




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EEEEK!! Warn a girl! I'm gonna have nightmares.




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omg.
that is NOT a good angle for her






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I'm assuming by the BEAK that this is a pre-nosejob pic?




pinkjewel

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that's not Crystal. Just a lookalike




Maggie8

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Posted: Sep 30, 2010 9:33 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply


Yes it is. Promise. I don't want to publish the pix that go with it cause her friend is in them. I'll try and edit them enough. Her friends are so nice, I don't want to throw them up here.




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Posted: Sep 30, 2010 10:46 PM in response to: Samantha112 Reply


OMG I CANT SEE IT




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Posted: Oct 1, 2010 7:35 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply


I've thought of what Crystal can call her perfume line (which will be next I'm sure), "Desperation"




pinkjewel

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> Yes it is. Promise. I don't want to publish the pix
> that go with it cause her friend is in them. I'll try
> and edit them enough. Her friends are so nice, I
> don't want to throw them up here.

WOW, I don't see any resemblance but I will take your word for it. Notice her ENORMOUS pupils? She may not drink but she is doing other things.




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I may just have to go dig up a pic of her "not drinking" now...lol




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Here's one...there's better ones, but I am running out of patience at moment

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Hef's really looking his age in the background of that 3rd pic.




YoGabba

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He looks like Mr.Burns!lol




MissMJ

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Posted: Oct 1, 2010 4:32 PM in response to: YoGabba Reply


Totally!




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Posted: Oct 1, 2010 8:38 PM in response to: pdub4 Reply


The last one she actually looks pretty. When is it from?




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Posted: Oct 1, 2010 10:04 PM in response to: MissMJ Reply


hahaha I was giggling at hef creeping through the background. he looks lost.




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Yeah PDub, I have a feeling she engages in more than a little drinky poo here and there. She'd have to, TRAPPED up there with all those fake friends. I think that would bother me the most, KNOWING that the likelihood was, no one liked me.




I was looking back at pix and the girl on 177, with Chuy and Ray is Tammy McCann. She works with Chelsea Handler and is supposed to be very nice.




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maggie i cant see any of ur pics ne chance of changing the format to like tinypic just for luvly old me????





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No wonder she got a nose job - she had a honking BEAK! It took over her entire face!!! LMAO!




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Posted: Oct 2, 2010 1:02 PM in response to: Maggie8 Reply


Thanks for posting those! Now I can def see it's really her. She has had more faces than Michael Jackson!




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Posted: Oct 2, 2010 1:17 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply


she looks a little like britney spears in those pictures. strange.




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Posted: Oct 4, 2010 4:45 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply


Is there anyway someone can copy these and do them at TinyPic for Bobmarley? Every time I go there, I get a virus and I have tried EVERYTHING to stop it. I have really good security on my computers because of my job, too. It REALLY bugs me!!!
I'm thinking of posting some other very interesting photos of Crystal and a friend (actually friends, but they're separate. Can't let the ummm.."friends" know about each other) that I have. I would have to blur out his (their) faces..to protect the (not so) innocent...but then again, I don't want to scare her too bad. Thinking about it. Getting bored just sitting on this.




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Posted: Oct 4, 2010 5:07 AM in response to: Maggie8 Reply


Oh pretty please??? POST THEM!!! LOL!!!
Blur out the other faces except Crusty's.




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Posted: Oct 4, 2010 6:59 AM in response to: circe21 Reply


what happened to the glamour when the old gnd were getting all dressed up and there hair and make up was so nice, and all the hand made costumes at the parties, i really think the fantasy is now gone it's so missing




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Posted: Oct 4, 2010 10:27 AM in response to: Maggie8 Reply


> Is there anyway someone can copy these and do them
> at TinyPic for Bobmarley?

BobM. Why can't you see Maggie's pic's?? Maggie I could copy your pic's and re post them for BobM, but it would be easier if you would e mail them to me!




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Posted: Oct 4, 2010 10:29 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply


I can see Maggie's pics but I've had the same problem as BobM before. Sometimes if I hit refresh or come back later I can see them again. It's weird.




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LMFAO.... Wonder if Michael Blakey, likes to watch "Pretty Wild" too?? Did Ron White buy E??

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Who the friq is that knucklehead....




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> Who the friq is that knucklehead....

He signed Crustal's record deal. Ron White and Michael Blakey own OrganicaMusic.

Name Michael Blakey
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Bio 63 Gold and Platinum Records and loving every minute! Producer, Drummer and Ping Pong Champ




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Posted: Oct 4, 2010 12:18 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply


That last pic is SCARY! Full on joker sneer! LMAO!




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Posted: Oct 4, 2010 1:45 PM in response to: MissMJ Reply


Sometimes if I use Firefox, I can't see some pics sometimes. On Internet Explorer I can see them all. I don't know if that's it but I hope it can help MissMJ, BobMarley, and others.




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Posted: Oct 4, 2010 1:48 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply


I'm lovin this guy, Teresa! The feathered hair, the Johnny Bravo outfits...I dig it! You do good research!




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Posted: Oct 4, 2010 1:52 PM in response to: YoGabba Reply


Johnny Bravo!!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!!



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Posted: Oct 4, 2010 2:14 PM in response to: circe21 Reply


No wonder he likes Crusty. He has the same wonky eye problem.




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> I'm lovin this guy, Teresa! The feathered hair, the
> Johnny Bravo outfits...I dig it! You do good
> research!

LMAO!!! Johnny Bravo!!! hahahahahaha

Thanks Gabba , I learned from the best, girlfriend!!!




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Posted: Oct 4, 2010 5:04 PM in response to: Souleone Reply


When I just saw his head I thought he was someone's mom or aunt...haha




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Posted: Oct 4, 2010 7:12 PM in response to: circe21 Reply


> Johnny Bravo!!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!!

LMFAO!!
and what is she doing with her leg up like that??
peeing on him??




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Posted: Oct 4, 2010 7:12 PM in response to: SassiAani Reply


Ooooh I get it!! With Ron White being an "owner" Crystal is making a comedy cd. makes total sense now!

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Posted: Oct 5, 2010 7:44 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply


So that's the dude Crystal gets on her knees for twice a week...

He kinda looks like a REALLY ugly version of James Cameron.




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Posted: Oct 5, 2010 10:14 AM in response to: SassiAani Reply


ok i have seen bad style this guy is a complete throw back of the 70's, wow now that is some kind of fashion lol! cracked up looking at these pictures




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Posted: Oct 5, 2010 7:03 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply


Someone who wears a shirt like he does.... **** NO! Really... is it all alphabet all the time??




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Posted: Oct 5, 2010 7:08 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply


She's giving the old bunion a knee job there.




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Posted: Oct 6, 2010 12:42 PM in response to: Mia23 Reply


hahahahahahaha




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Posted: Oct 6, 2010 11:25 PM in response to: Maggie8 Reply


Aww i even upgraded my explorer TOOK SO LONG!! and i still cant see




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oopsy!

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Posted: Oct 7, 2010 10:38 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply


> Aww i even upgraded my explorer TOOK SO LONG!! and i
> still cant see

You might need to change your default program!




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Posted: Oct 7, 2010 10:40 AM in response to: Mia23 Reply


> She's giving the old bunion a knee job there.

LOL!




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Posted: Oct 7, 2010 3:54 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply


Crusty and Anna trying on Halloween costumes.

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Posted: Oct 7, 2010 4:57 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply


Anna's face is looking different? but i cant tell what it is??
Oh and the costumes? BORING
Just how many nose jobs has crusty had now?




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Posted: Oct 7, 2010 6:03 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply


> > She's giving the old bunion a knee job there.
>
> LOL!

,I'm working on my funnybone and she's working on his bone.




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Posted: Oct 7, 2010 6:35 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply


I think it's the hair + the angle anna is at.




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Posted: Oct 7, 2010 9:20 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply


Ugh, those costumes look cheap and tacky to me, kinda flammable.




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Posted: Oct 8, 2010 1:14 AM in response to: YoGabba Reply


OMG, TOTALLY!!! At least HBK would go ALL OUT for Halloween and not buy generic costumes. Hef STILL has the BEST Halloween Party in Hollywood and such a party deserves a wonderful, creative costume!!!!!




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speaking of hbk.. they at least dressed up for events hef took them to... would never be seen out with him looking like this!!!


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and jaimees hair .... daaaayyym girl tone it down a bit ay!!!



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Posted: Oct 8, 2010 1:35 AM in response to: pinkjewel Reply


not sure if this one has been posted???

from a recent sunday..

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Yes, it was posted but that's ok




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Posted: Oct 8, 2010 2:01 AM in response to: pinkjewel Reply


O I apologise then

Must be one of the silly ones that wont show for me!




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Posted: Oct 8, 2010 3:36 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply


WHOA! Crystal looks SCARY in that group photo. I need sunglasses from the glare off of her greasy face! LOL! And what is she wearing? A sweatshirt???




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Posted: Oct 8, 2010 7:36 AM in response to: circe21 Reply


lmao....thats her new cover-up
she looks like shes on meth




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Posted: Oct 8, 2010 7:42 AM in response to: pinkjewel Reply


most people or girls i should say that look at the quality of the way they dress do think they look cheap, the glamour of the original girls next door is gone, all bridgets fun costumes and holly hand designed one, they even use to make sure kendra was somewhat put together, as kendra said it will never be the same after them, she was so right on with that statement




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yup right on star.. there is no appeal to the playboy brand now, the prior girls marketed that brand well by making girls want to be them and have their "Glamrous life" that they portrayed. Who cares if their life wasnt actually? it still looked good to the public. Now look at the state of them! No fantasy about the mansion now! I suppose that's what happens when you let scum into your life tho..




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> I'm lovin this guy, Teresa! The feathered hair, the
> Johnny Bravo outfits...I dig it! You do good
> research!

Michael Blakey is a Sheriff! Today Michael received his badge at the San Diego County Honorary Deputy Association. Congrats Sheriff Blakey!

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LMAO!!
Comment: Sheriff Blakey. We can buy those over here from Toys R Us for 1.99! Congrats.


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Yay for Johnny Bravo! See, producing for p0rn stars does pay off..
haha, that reminds me of when Elvis got a badge from the DEA. good times!






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Johnny Bravo's Twitter

@Pro**cerMich**l Got the most amazing new show coming soon - nobody has ever seen anything like this, not even me and I thought of it! .... Stay tuned!
about 7 hours ago via web

@Pro**cerMich**l It's interesting, informative, unique, fresh and it's very, very sexy! MB
about 7 hours ago via web




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Posted: Oct 14, 2010 7:46 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply


Soo....whatever happened to Hef's Chicago trip? Thought he was going to be there for his documentary screening which I think was earlier this week or last week...




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i wonder if hef is to old to notice it now bob, but it looks pretty white trash to me now, it's sad, at least hef's old ho's dressed better lol




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Posted: Oct 14, 2010 12:34 PM in response to: starmaker Reply


I am so sorry about the pix! I haven't been on for awhile. I will email them to Teresa. If anyone else wants copies, send me a PM and I will email them to you, too




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xo




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@hefpervert Next Thursday we're going to see Claire Sinclair in her Vegas show & I'm hosting a Playboy Club party at the Palms.
about 13 hours ago via Twitterrific
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@hefpervert The following Thursday, I'm going to take Crystal, Marston & Cooper to Chicago to show them where my brother & I grew up.
about 13 hours ago via Twitterrific
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LMAO!! One of the many NEW faces of Crustal!


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Posted: Oct 15, 2010 12:19 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply


Thank you!

Who is the girl Crystal used in the promo shot? LOL




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her nose looks bulbous in this pic.




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Posted: Oct 15, 2010 1:43 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply


> her nose looks bulbous in this pic.

Look at her eyes! Oh my!




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LMAO! You'd think she would have made sure her promo shot didn't accentuate the wonky eye, but I guess she did the best she could. She looks 45 in that pic!!!




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> Thank you!
>
> Who is the girl Crystal used in the promo shot? LOL



I thought it was a man!! LOL




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@JohnnyBravo Beautiful @CrystalHarris & @Pro**cerM**hael - Any guesses know where this photo was featured? http://twitpic.com/2xx6cg
LMAO!! Comment: @blank Er ... as featured in the ... American Armsfolding Gazette?




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poor crystal.. candid non photo shop photos arent her friend! look at the area around her lips... like her whole chin and above... it looks nasty, like a huge rash!! this girl needs to STOP, because face it sweety... its not making you any prettier




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I swear, this girl does NOT look 23. she looks like one of the 40 something cougars on Real Housewives Bev Hills. Who gets plastic surgery to age themselves 20 years and look like he11?


p.s.JohnnyBravo looks FAB of course- except...do they both have the wonk eye or what?!





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Posted: Oct 16, 2010 4:22 PM in response to: YoGabba Reply


Johnny Bravo has a wonky eye too!!!




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Hehehe...I hope she's effing him, just because 2 wonks belong together, but I'm not sure of his um, persuasion?




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She does NOT drink.




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> I swear, this girl does NOT look 23. she looks like
> one of the 40 something cougars on Real Housewives
> Bev Hills. Who gets plastic surgery to age themselves
> 20 years and look like he11?
>
>
> p.s.JohnnyBravo looks FAB of course- except...do
> they both have the wonk eye or what?!

If you look at their eyes, I think they are related. haha




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> > src="http://www.imagehosting.gr/out.php/i1465058_1-1.j
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>
> She does NOT drink.

Bwahahahaha I hope someone sent that to her!




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> I swear, this girl does NOT look 23. she looks like
> one of the 40 something cougars on Real Housewives
> Bev Hills. Who gets plastic surgery to age themselves
> 20 years and look like he11?
>
>
> p.s.JohnnyBravo looks FAB of course- except...do
> they both have the wonk eye or what?!

LOL!!!
She definitely looks 40. The plastic surgery actually made her look older, IMHO.




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I look young than her I still get carded at clubs... and I am forty, maybe it courstey for the old woman or my sexy body has them stumped!

Either way Crusty give up the drugs and move out. Your UTI and Yeast Infections will all go away! K girlfriend... Hef is so over you... and get a real stud horse to break




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> > src="http://www.imagehosting.gr/out.php/i1465058_1-1.j
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>
> She does NOT drink.


Didn't you know that she just holds the drink for pics???




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Yes, I can remember someone trying to ram that down our throats that all of the pics I dug up she was just "holding" the champainge. Hmm...right.




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Now she's sending tweets from her dogs account to get her on the cover of PB again. ( it was retweeted by christal Camden) Desperate much? It must kill her the HBK had 2 ( or 3?) covers.




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HBK had 3 covers, which I am sure just burns Crusty's britches.
I wonder how many times she's whined to Hef about that...LOL!




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She reminds me of John Edward's mistress here. Not to mention the fact that she looks the same age as his mistress. That is NOT the face of a 23 yr old girl. Holy shitt, she has wonked her nose out so bad. Wonky eye, wonky nips and a wonky nose.




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Posted: Oct 18, 2010 5:30 PM in response to: circe21 Reply


they also had 5 seasons of gnd (right? 5?) and much more individually than scallopina will EVER have.




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Do you think Hef even looks at her face? Check out that thigh, the girl has no cellulite to speak of so that's where Hef must keep his face down in that sextion of Cruysty.

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> Now she's sending tweets from her dogs account to
> get her on the cover of PB again. ( it was retweeted
> by christal Camden) Desperate much? It must kill her
> the HBK had 2 ( or 3?) covers.

I know it! From her dog, her DOG.. OMG i laughed so hard.

What's she reading in that picture? The little mermaid?




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double post, sorry

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Her dog! It was pretty freaking funny! She was also people who had made fan sites to let her know. She's probably banding together an army to convince hef of her " cough cough" popularity.




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> > Now she's sending tweets from her dogs account to
> > get her on the cover of PB again. ( it was
> retweeted
> > by christal Camden) Desperate much? It must kill
> her
> > the HBK had 2 ( or 3?) covers.
>
> I know it! From her dog, her DOG.. OMG i laughed so
> hard.
>
> What's she reading in that picture? The little
> mermaid?

LMAO!!!!! LOLOLOL!!!




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Technically 4 covers if you count the last one where HBK all got their own cover for the same issue.




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Posted: Oct 19, 2010 10:54 AM in response to: pdub4 Reply


okay, I know they had the cover with the black sheets, the front and back simultaneous cover....what's the third they had together?




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It was the 100 Hottest Celebs Issue...

I think it was March of 08? I'll see if I can dig it up when I get a minute




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Crystal I just really don't care for her...




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> okay, I know they had the cover with the black
> sheets, the front and back simultaneous
> cover....what's the third they had together?

The one where it looked like there were stars in the background. Don't know the month/year, but I remember it looked like stars and I think the hidden bunny was like a constellation in the stars.




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Posted: Oct 20, 2010 3:47 AM in response to: pdub4 Reply


> Technically 4 covers if you count the last one where
> HBK all got their own cover for the same issue.

LOL! That's right!!! Crusty must be throwing one he!! of a hissy fit in addition to having her dog and total strangers tweet Hef to put her on the cover. LMAO!




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Posted: Oct 20, 2010 6:45 AM in response to: circe21 Reply


March 2008 issue. Three covers. One fully clothed, one for stores, one for subscribers. They all looked the same though.

Crystal looks great in that last picture. One of the best I've seen of her.




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Posted: Oct 20, 2010 6:49 AM in response to: Souleone Reply


except for the duck lips...




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Posted: Oct 20, 2010 7:08 AM in response to: SassiAani Reply


I didn't even look...
Isn't that Bridget's old bedroom window seat? Black and white pix?
Hair?





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Posted: Oct 20, 2010 7:41 AM in response to: Maggie8 Reply


I totally guessed the right month and year! Wow! I have that issue in a box somewhere (among other HBK ones) and only flipped through it once, so surprised I remember it.




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Posted: Oct 20, 2010 10:35 AM in response to: Souleone Reply


Those lips on crystal, ugh!

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Posted: Oct 20, 2010 12:11 PM in response to: circe21 Reply


if she is 23, my god she does not use moisturizer, she looks older even more so from all the plastic shittt she has done




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Posted: Oct 20, 2010 1:06 PM in response to: Maggie8 Reply


You're right! WOW, Brig looks so much better than Crusty EVER could hope to look and Bridg has an ALL NATURAL face.




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Posted: Oct 20, 2010 1:20 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply


Why does Crystal insist on doing everything HBK did? Black and white pics in Brig's old room? Posing for pics with the captain hat? I'm sure I could think of more and more things. She IS the new Holly.


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Posted: Oct 20, 2010 4:36 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply


Crystal and some pm's modeling Halloween costumes for Good Day LA....


http://www.myfoxla.com/dpp/good_day_la/sexy-playboy-halloween-costumes-20101020




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Posted: Oct 20, 2010 4:48 PM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply


Miss MadHatter's tweetie page really shows off her long breasts, why would she do that?




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Posted: Oct 20, 2010 5:26 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply


Even I will admit Brie wears the cap better than Crussy.




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Unbelievable. I'm making a new thread for all of the things that Crystal has done/doing that HBK did. This is just ridiculous. Bridget wore a pirate costume almost IDENTICAL to the one Crusty is wearing. And she says "Holly is the new ME"???? LMAO!!!


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just a wee pic to show you'z of how hot melissa is looking


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Posted: Oct 21, 2010 3:24 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply


Melissa looks fabulous!
That is a different look for her - usually she has the more natural look, but the glam look suits her too!




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Posted: Oct 21, 2010 12:51 PM in response to: circe21 Reply


Yes Melissa look fabulous and way hotter then Crystal. Me thinks Hef
dumped the wrong girl..




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Posted: Oct 21, 2010 1:12 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply


Her body is just insane!! I like her hair pulled back too. It really shows her beautiful face. Hef blew it by not making her PM and putting in the playdough face instead.




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Posted: Oct 21, 2010 2:36 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply


I don't even know what to say about Melissa's pic. Pretty much blows the other black and white pix out of the water, huh?
The whole "glam" thing does work for her! And, yeah, her body is incredible, esp. her waist.
I really think if she had been PM, she would have gained that "star power" that Hef thinks he sees in Claire. Everyone saw it from the UStream vids and it just got brighter. Oh well, Playboy's HUGE loss. Melissa's gain.




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Posted: Oct 21, 2010 4:21 PM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply


ita with all of you.

who's the chick with marston?

dig hef's jeans.




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Posted: Oct 21, 2010 4:27 PM in response to: pollywood Reply


I don't know who she is but she kind of looks like Coopers girlfriend...




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Posted: Oct 21, 2010 4:41 PM in response to: pollywood Reply


Is Hef wearing Mom Jeans?




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Posted: Oct 21, 2010 5:34 PM in response to: circe21 Reply


Holy CR@P Crusty's face looks like a Silly Putty MESS!!!



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Posted: Oct 21, 2010 6:18 PM in response to: circe21 Reply


WTF!! Crustal can't control that donkey tongue, it probably came untied somehow.




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Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread
Posted: Oct 21, 2010 8:15 PM in response to: circe21 Reply


they seriously look like women's jeans.




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Posted: Oct 22, 2010 1:04 AM in response to: pollywood Reply


She's been tweeting about going to Vegas. Maybe she is a new PM??
I think her name is samantha.

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Posted: Oct 22, 2010 1:10 AM in response to: pinkjewel Reply


Someone post the pic from twitter, crystal is barefoot on the red carpet? Yuk, why? Are there no shoe shops in Vegas?




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EEEEwwww!!!!
And to top it off her giant Silly Putty Mr. Potato Head and she didn't put any make up on! She just looks gross!


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Posted: Oct 22, 2010 7:12 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply


To be shorter than Hef?




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Posted: Oct 22, 2010 7:50 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply


I can't think of anyone who had a brain who would walk into a club or bar barefoot when who knows what the heck is on the floor.

She just looks awful here. I doubt even photoshop could have saved these pics. Crystal, you NEED makeup.

She looks to me like the Wicked Witch of the West (what was that actress' name?) minus the green hue.




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> I can't think of anyone who had a brain who would
> walk into a club or bar barefoot when who knows what
> the heck is on the floor.
>
> She just looks awful here. I doubt even photoshop
> could have saved these pics. Crystal, you NEED
> makeup.
>
> She looks to me like the Wicked Witch of the West
> (what was that actress' name?) minus the green hue.


ITA, but Crustal is use to walking and talking trash! She's so gross!




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It looks like she has a baby bump in the 2nd pic! :o

Her face is just a mess. Whoever didn't tell her to at least put some lipgloss and a little mascara on should be ashamed of themselves.




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Posted: Oct 23, 2010 2:19 PM in response to: pollywood Reply


i remember when holly was trying to update hef's jeans, and was asking people about men's jeans, did crazy say holly was going to the Halloween party this year?









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Posted: Oct 23, 2010 2:29 PM in response to: starmaker Reply


haha, crystal would not be happy about that at all.




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Posted: Oct 23, 2010 8:24 PM in response to: circe21 Reply


Okay baby bump, okay who is the babies father? Marriage babies sounds so Holly like...




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Posted: Oct 24, 2010 1:57 AM in response to: badfred Reply


Thanks, Badfred....

Sooo freakin' tempting. Ugh.




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> It looks like she has a baby bump in the 2nd pic! :o
>
> Her face is just a mess. Whoever didn't tell her to
> at least put some lipgloss and a little mascara on
> should be ashamed of themselves.

When one is addicted to pills, their face takes on a different look and makeup and normal grooming habits seem to take a back seat.. Those who know Crystal say she pops pills (everything to aderall for weight to pain killers to downers). Have I seen Crystal swallow a pill? NO, I have NOT but my sources are credible.




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Posted: Oct 24, 2010 2:11 AM in response to: pinkjewel Reply


Really? I didn't know that! Yikes. I hope not. It's bad enough being trapped up there.
If anyone gets close enough, there's a sure fire way to find out...but only if it's a major habit. Little, red pinprick dots on the skin.
BUT..there's a bunch of other things that cause the dots, too.




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Posted: Oct 24, 2010 2:31 AM in response to: Maggie8 Reply


From what has been said via numerous people who are close to the mansion, Crystal is an Adderall addict and this is to maintain her weight. Hef likes his women SKNNY, not curvy, not average but SKINNY. I can only imagine the pressure a gf must be under (1st of all I would never, ever subject myself to that type of lifestyle) but I know how easy it is for young girls to get caught up in this lifestyle. Just weight, oops, I mean, wait until they have children, miscarriages, and gain weight with age. Hef wants NOTHING to do with REAL WOMAN who these kinds of things happen. He wants GIRLS who he can have sex with w/out any horrible consequences. So far, he has made his wish come true. Truth is as women turn from girls to women, so do their bodies It's NOT a bad thing, it's just a normal progression.




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Been married twiced had kids, miscarriages, bed healtj good health, good times bad times I will never marry again I pick the wrong type of men.




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Posted: Oct 24, 2010 12:36 PM in response to: badfred Reply


crystal does have the wild-eyed look of an amphetamine abuser, plus the hygiene is going downhill.

if she ever goes on the pill her body will blow up. I was very underweight before birth control, now I'm a fatass.

fred, I thought you were currently married? I get all you hookers confused.




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Still married hubby is ill and taking a toll on me... If he pass (a southern term for dieing) I will need a long time to heal...




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Posted: Oct 24, 2010 3:40 PM in response to: pollywood Reply


the one thing i notice from her cyber girl pre boob job pics with that red top.. her eyes had life in them.. they just look dead now.




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Posted: Oct 24, 2010 3:42 PM in response to: Souleone Reply


Oh no bad, so sorry to hear about the illness. Let us now what's going on. Maybe we can at the very least lift your spirits...




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waiting for the next high, Crystal is...

Hubby like Teresa a fighter with the big C and we have ups then downs this week is a bad week it has been a really bad several months

Time heals all things

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what's going on badfred?




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Posted: Oct 24, 2010 9:50 PM in response to: badfred Reply


*hugs* I'm southern, so I know what you're saying. sorry to hear that, and to bring up something so personal.



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Posted: Oct 25, 2010 9:47 AM in response to: badfred Reply


> waiting for the next high, Crystal is...
>
> Hubby like Teresa a fighter with the big C and we
> have ups then downs this week is a bad week it has
> been a really bad several months
>
> Time heals all things
>
> Message was edited by: me because I left to much info
> out
> badfred

I love you Badfred, I'll be praying for you and your husband! xo




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she looks AWFUL in these pics....shes a man. period.




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> It looks like she has a baby bump in the 2nd pic! :o
>
> Her face is just a mess. Whoever didn't tell her to
> at least put some lipgloss and a little mascara on
> should be ashamed of themselves.

i hope hes planning on replacing her with Anna soon! Crystal looks like shes the 3rd wheel in pics with hef and anna




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Thanks love u too!!!




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Posted: Oct 25, 2010 8:14 PM in response to: Samantha112 Reply


yeah, ita. maybe hef was talking about anna, not crystal in the marriage talk.

maybe = more than likely




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Posted: Oct 26, 2010 12:03 PM in response to: Samantha112 Reply


> she looks AWFUL in these pics....shes a man. period.

I totally read that in an Austin Powers voice... "She's a man baby!"




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Posted: Oct 26, 2010 1:34 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply


She (Crystal) wasted a lot of money, time and pain getting her nose jobs because her nose looks just awful. That with her massive head, and why does she seem to have a magical upper lip? It seems to come and go.




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Posted: Oct 26, 2010 2:07 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply


her upper lip is where her penis is located. that's why it appears and disappears.




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Anna is a must. Crustal is trying to make it look like she calls the shots. Her plastic surgeon is the only thing she's calling.

Lyrics to her first fist single.... "Hefty hefty two by four, smacked my face when I was washing the sexx toys!"


@CrustalHarris I invited all of the playmates to come see "The Nightmare Before Christmas" with @hughhefner @annasophiab and I tonight!
about 1 hour ago via Twitterrific

@hughhefnerpervert The girls & I are going to see Tim Burton's "Nightmare Before Christmas" in 4-D at the El Capitan Theater tonight.
about 4 hours ago via Twitterrific




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crystal, you must feel so proud at your abilities!




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> crystal, you must feel so proud at your abilities!

LMFAO!!




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> She (Crystal) wasted a lot of money, time and pain
> getting her nose jobs because her nose looks just
> awful. That with her massive head, and why does she
> seem to have a magical upper lip? It seems to come
> and go.

I know! Isn't it weird??? It's just bizarre how strange and rubber-y her face is!




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Totally off topic but have you ever watched Darkman? I think it is the name of themovie, but he makes plastic body parts... but they would only hold ups so long be falling apart! Crustie




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It's like a play-dough face that you can mold and form into different shapes. It's the most odd thing I've ever seen!!




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No words... ok no i have to mouth off... is she playing with her self? and that upper lip ITS BACK!!!! But more resembles a sausage.. but the final commment... what the fark is this josh ryan!?


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Why does she keep doing these shoots? Is she that bored? Wouldn't surprise me the mansion is like a retirement home with desperate blondes hanging around.




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FRIGHTENING!
Her nose is starting to look like Dwight's from the Real Housewives of Atlanta!




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WTF?? and lmfao...She has wasted way too much money.


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> Why does she keep doing these shoots? Is she that
> bored? Wouldn't surprise me the mansion is like a
> retirement home with desperate blondes hanging around.

LMAO Looking good??



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> FRIGHTENING!
> Her nose is starting to look like Dwight's from the
> Real Housewives of Atlanta!

ITA!

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She reminds me of some famous drag queen. Maybe it was John Leguizmo in Too Wong Foo?

That is just an ackward pose. It is a photo shoot MadHatter, or a p0rno shoot?




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These days, she's just starting to look bad. Even in her photo "shoots." That pouty lip I'm so sexay pose just looks like a pic I'd see in an article in Out, or The Advocate.




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> She reminds me of some famous drag queen. Maybe it
> was John Leguizmo in Too Wong Foo?
>
> That is just an ackward pose. It is a photo shoot
> MadHatter, or a p0rno shoot?

LMFAO! I believe she's trying different poses for her, first and only album cover!




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The only girl who looks even remotely good in that pic is Anna - as usual.
Hef really is scraping the bottom of the barrel these days - possibly worse than the Party Posse! LOL




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> > She reminds me of some famous drag queen. Maybe it
> > was John Leguizmo in Too Wong Foo?
> >
> > That is just an ackward pose. It is a photo shoot
> > MadHatter, or a p0rno shoot?
>
> LMFAO! I believe she's trying different poses for
> her, first and only album cover!

Miss Vida Boheme! Patrick Swayze's character from To Wong Foo!
Someone posted a side-by-side a while ago!!! LOL!




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> WTF?? and lmfao...She has wasted way too much money.
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I do love those shoes though...

Her face looks more like the Karissa's face in this picture... Maybe it's the angle? Or the shared plastic surgeon? Or the dark eye makeup?




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> WTF?? and lmfao...She has wasted way too much money.
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Yet again, ANOTHER Holly copy-cat moment. Remember when Holly did those bondage-esque photos on the mansion steps? I'm going to post them on the other thread.

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i thought the same thing!!!! i went looking for hollys version of the step one last night so i could put it on the copying hbk thread... i can only find this one so far... but thats exactly what i thoght when i saw this new pic of crystal... same dark make up, pose etc. i swer there was one of her actually on the step too tho!!

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i thought the same thing!!!! i went looking for hollys version of the step one last night so i could put it on the copying hbk thread... i can only find this one so far... but thats exactly what i thoght when i saw this new pic of crystal... same dark make up, pose etc. i swer there was one of her actually on the step too tho!!



gosh it made me realise, going through all the photos of Hols how many beautiful pics she has.. and crystal has... the occasional couple when she doesnt look like herself!!!! Oh and how dam annoying apples was !!




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YES!!!!! This is the pic I'm talking about!!!! Did u post it in the other thread?? If not, I will be happy to do so. Crustal is so completely obsessed with ALL THINGS HOLLY and it's become a bad joke. She has molded herself (at least tried to) into the "new Holly" and she will NEVER come close to Holly. Holly is an original and has so many unique qualities that set her apart from Hef's other girlfriends and Crusty is just so predictable and generic, YAWNNNNN. I think Crusty's most "creative moment" was when she wore that shiny red jumpsuit, trying to be a "jello shot". Can u imagine Holly ever doing that???? LMAO. Holly created so many wonderful, unique costumes ( the peacock, the Jackie HO, etc) and she just had her own cute style (sweatshirts and pearls). Crusty will NEVER be Holly.




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done!!
Feel free to re post any pics i put on - i wont get teritorial















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WHAT the WHAT???
What a bizarre pic!!!! A 1 legged Woodland Fairy????



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Her face is very masculine. Angular.
I just don't understand why she posts the ones she posts. Doesn't she look at them first?




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HAHAHHAHA Wow that is such a weird picture! Not sexy at all!




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Haha I know! I think it's funny that she finds herself so sexy.




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WTF...I just can't with this pic or this "girl"...no words.




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It looks like she got caught taking a sh!t in the woods...




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can I wear all brown and tell people I'm a coke bottle? or a turd? since that qualifies for being some sort of beverage costume.




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Or all pink and be Crusty's giant labia...




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LOL and Ewwww...!




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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA.

"I'm a cutlet!"




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The hubby says:
"You know those movies like Crull or Dungeons and Dragons where the ugly witch turns into a girl...but you can still see all the evil in her face...? You know, the ones that suck the life essence out of the hero? That's what it looks like."

I say:
She's trying to look like the young nymph (missed that by a long shot) searching the forest for the Old Troll to leech from.




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crystal needs to stop being such an attentionwhore and just stay out of the spotlight.




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BUTTER FACE MUCH?
Yeah her body looks rocking BUT, TER face!!

what i dont get is YOU ARE SUPOSE TO BE A RECORDING ARTIST, so why are you trying to sell it with sex? why dont you try have shoots appropriate for your new aspect of your career?? then some might TRY at least to take you seriously instead of another stupid blonde trying to prove youre not just a playmate (which, if you were you wouldnt need this style as your advertising..)



her whole mouth twists around to a totally different angle than her face is pointing?

i cant get this pic on here that i seen and it shows the detail around her mouth which has me wondering what the h3ll she did, its like her whole face is moulded out of lumpy, uneven, clay - especialy where her cheeks are. there is no way this girl just got her nose done (10 x) she had the complete works done (10 x)




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she just takes some really odd pictures, who is her PR person, my god she looks weird




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looks like her one foot is spattered with blood and possibly partially amputated.











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Pervert and the scckin wrinkled dicck, sister wives.

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That fairy picture could've been so cute if it wasn't for the pose. It looks like she's going to pull a gnome out of her tw@t. What was the photographer thinking?




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> That fairy picture could've been so cute if it wasn't
> for the pose. It looks like she's going to pull a
> gnome out of her tw@t. What was the photographer
> thinking?

She's trying to tuck her cutlets or maybe a d!ck.




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Hefner in Chicago for movie premiereUpdated at 10:56 AM today

Watch full interview with Crustal Harris, Hef's leading lady

http://abclocal.go.com/wls/video?id=7753554


Lies about the replica of the Chicago Mansion, looks fccked up and as usual she's flapping her man hands around! aaaahhhhh Crustal say's "she never wants children because of the trouble her mom had with her and her sisters."
Tell us about how troubled your mom was and is! Why do you have to throw your sisters out there? This stupid hoe is heartless and ruthless!




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Crustal without her longer blonde weave!
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hw does she not topple over with a head like this?

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and being around skimpy woman and money, just goes to ***** can not make someone who turned up with garbage bags turn in to cinderella, or in this case have any simple sense of style..

It looks like crystal is posing with a hobo street bumb! awww charitable anna!




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Huge. A$$. Head.

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How does she hold up her head on that toothpick neck of hers???
It DEFIES PHYSICS!!! LMAO!!!




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money doesn't buy you class.

as much as I hate to compare her to anyone in my favorite novel, she reminds me a lot of jay gatsby. buying all sorts of terrible, loud outfits with the money she has acquired.




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> How does she hold up her head on that toothpick neck
> of hers???
> It DEFIES PHYSICS!!! LMAO!!!

HAHA so true. Men have larger heads than women and she def has man hands and a man head. Maybe she had a sex change operation?? She does still have something hanging between her legs.




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crystal = lady gaga.

lady gaga = some former man

it explains so much!




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And how does Scallopina fit into the equation???




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Crystal Harris: "MY FAVORITE JOSH RYAN PHOTO OF ALL TIME"


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Omg that is the most ridiculous expression ever. How vacant can one person look? I don't mind the makeup, she just can't pose.




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those extensions look like they are slowly falling off her head

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Her head is the biggest thing in this picture!




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By the way, she really needs to do some "original" photo shoots. ya know, in the scrapbooking room or in the closet by her fish tank. Maybe even down in the wishing well or inside a fire place in the mansion. I mean.....Surely they could come up with something the others haven't done in recent yrs.




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she looks like if she were to pull the scarf off, her head would come tumbling down.

and she is threatening us by toying with it!

I say, do it crystal.




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YIKES!!!
If that's her favorite photo, I'd hate to see her least favorite.
Her man-face, wonky eye and Bart Simpson lip are in full-effect!




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> Pervert and the scckin wrinkled dicck, sister wives.
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He always looks like the wax figure to me!




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> Crustal without her longer blonde weave!
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Who's that trying to service her, Monica Lewinski?




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> No words... ok no i have to mouth off... is she
> playing with her self? and that upper lip ITS
> BACK!!!! But more resembles a sausage.. but the final
> commment... what the fark is this josh ryan!?
>
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> border="0" alt="hi my name is BOB">

The Blair witch!




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> The hubby says:
> "You know those movies like Crull or Dungeons and
> Dragons where the ugly witch turns into a girl...but
> you can still see all the evil in her face...? You
> know, the ones that suck the life essence out of the
> hero? That's what it looks like."
>
> I say:
> She's trying to look like the young nymph (missed
> that by a long shot) searching the forest for the Old
> Troll to leech from.

Like one of those late-night SHOWTIME movies, "Lord of the G-strings".




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> YIKES!!!
> If that's her favorite photo, I'd hate to see her
> least favorite.
> Her man-face, wonky eye and Bart Simpson lip are in
> full-effect!

Not only is it her fav pic of herself, it's her fav pic Josh Ryan has EVER taken!!!!




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God, that laugh echos throughout the whole mansion!!!!

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/10/exclusive-video-playboy-playmate-crystal-harris-tries-halloween-costumes




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Josh Ryan is actually a great photographer. He does a lot of the Playmate stuff on the Cyber Club. Private sessions are VERY costly now. His muse seems to be Heather Rae Young. Good stuff, but getting rather repetitive.

His Model Mayhem photos:
http://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/689419/viewall

http://www.joshryanphoto.cpm

Polly-I want to thank you for the sore tummy I'll have tomorrow from laughing so hard at your "Her head will fall off" comment. I guess this is where the "gut busting" phrase came from!!!
That is one sexy butt. Too bad it's not hers. Ahhhh photoshop




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> God, that laugh echos throughout the whole
> mansion!!!!
>
> http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/10/exclusiv
> e-video-playboy-playmate-crystal-harris-tries-hallowee
> n-costumes

That made me sleepy. Gosh, mansion life looks super exciting. (yawn)




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@Playboy Start your Saturday with a smokin hot gallery of #PBspotlight @crustalharris: http://ow.ly/35tNa


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ok i am fifty with no boob job, and i am sure that she can hold a pencil under boob, wow, they do not looks like the breasts of a 23 or 24 year old girl, that has never even had a child, yuck



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what the **** happened to her face, wow she looks weird




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> ok i am fifty with no boob job, and i am sure that
> she can hold a pencil under boob, wow, they do not
> looks like the breasts of a 23 or 24 year old girl,
> that has never even had a child, yuck

I swear she looks different in every picture. She was @playboy's "spotlight" yesterday and today.
The die hard wienie whackers ,can't remember she was Miss December, her body and face are different in every picture.

btw...You're hot and she's not!!




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YIKES!!!
TRANNY ALERT!!!!

That pic with her with the hat with the hair covering her b00bs her face looks BIZARRE!!!! Wonky eye aside, it just looks strange.
It really is a shame how manly she looks, despite all the plastic...




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> YIKES!!!
> TRANNY ALERT!!!!
>
> That pic with her with the hat with the hair covering
> her b00bs her face looks BIZARRE!!!! Wonky eye aside,
> it just looks strange.
> It really is a shame how manly she looks, despite all
> the plastic...

Those saggers are just horrible. The one on the left looks like it's deflating. Such a bizarre pic. The funny thing is that she thinks she looks SOOOOOO sexy.




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Her face is frozen,her hair is straw and those udders are disturbing. Shes only playing dressup she is not model quality.




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I've nursed nine babies. With her age, money available, etc., there is NO EXCUSE for that.
No...I shouldn't say that. There are some women who are predisposed to having very elastic skin. Maybe her implants are too heavy for her frame. Still, she really needs to have those removed, wait a few months and have them redone,and NOT by Mr. Plastic!




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poor crystal, her body hates her to the point she can't do anything right.

slightly off-topic: I wonder how many cancellations playboy had after her playmate issue came out?




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Josh Ryan @JOSHRYANPHOTO YOU DA BOMB! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVLKJJBsEl4
about 15 hours ago via web

LMFAO!! Crustal trying to strike a pose!! Crustayhoe is nothing but a worn hard hoe, that likes being put away wet, freaking mess! Hefpervert call in the hefty garbage removal! Thanks TeresaTreat


PS. she has her dog tweeting the video!!




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"You da bomb"? Really?

Sooo, anyone going to Glamourcon to see Crystal and Hef, etc.? They have a fantastic lineup this year.




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OMG Yes I want too!!! I Want to get Crystal's autograph shes my idol and FYI I calculated the time difference between us, so what the H3ll are you doing up!!!!




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LOL, this is NOTHING. I just got done watching Dexter. Now the hubby is checking out the PB Cyber Club on his computer and I'm goofing around while I'm supposed to be writing an article!
I stay up until about 5AM, the hubby gets the kids off to school, I get up at 11 and he leaves for work. I always work at night. My brain doesn't function well during the day!




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you . are . crazy !!!

god i would be a grumpy ar$e b!tch if that was my schedule!

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or should that be a$$ lol




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Who said I wasn't a grumpy a$$ b!tch?
LOL




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Holee Cow, only 6 hours of sleep?! I need 8 or I'm off the whole day.




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She looks like the scarecrow!


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You do better than me! My nightly average of sleep is 4 hours a night! It's sad, but I get up super early for work and don't get home until really late after class some nights. Sad to say, I've gotten used to that amount of sleep. I'll never get used to getting up at 3:30 or 4 am though! Never was or will be a morning person.




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> Josh Ryan @JOSHRYANPHOTO YOU DA BOMB!
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVLKJJBsEl4
> about 15 hours ago via web
>
> LMFAO!! Crustal trying to strike a pose!!
> Crustayhoe is nothing but a worn hard hoe, that likes
> being put away wet, freaking mess! Hefpervert call in
> the hefty garbage removal! Thanks TeresaTreat
>
>
> PS. she has her dog tweeting the video!!


Her face, especially the new mouth, is just so distracting that it ruins this whole video and the vibe. In the beginning I was thinking it was kinda cool and then they show Crystal's jacked up face and then the whole vibe was ruined. The worst was the Woodland Fairy, God she is so awkward!! Josh Ryan must be loving this because Hef is paying him for all of these photo shoots!! Sometimes, Josh Ryan will find a girl and shoot her because he loves her look and he wants to add the photos to his portfolio. I doubt Crystal Harris is his "muse". He is loving the $$ that Hef is paying him to shoot this wax-faced bimbo.
And BTW, those implants are horrid. The implant is just hanging in the skin!! She needs to remove them and get smaller ones. Her skin can't continue to hold them up!! It's like a boulder in a nylon!!




SassiAani

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Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread
Posted: Nov 8, 2010 1:15 PM in response to: Souleone Reply


I just can't figure out who decided that hanging u on the upper lip sides are sexxxy? Again I am confused....




SassiAani

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Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread
Posted: Nov 8, 2010 1:20 PM in response to: Souleone Reply


You know, like this...
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Samantha112

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Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread
Posted: Nov 8, 2010 5:26 PM in response to: Souleone Reply


crusty just used one of Hollys frequent saying...

"My twitter family is the bomb dot com. I love u guys.just hanging @ the mansion all day ordering xmas gifts online! normthompson & mymms.com"




Maggie8

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Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread
Posted: Nov 8, 2010 11:46 PM in response to: Samantha112 Reply


She copied something Holly did? You HAVE to be kidding!!!


Must be nice to sit on your a$$ all day buying gifts. Wonder what you're gonna do when your inheritance from Hef runs out. Fall back on your singing career? Makeup line?
Hmmm....how are those things coming along, I wonder?




Maggie8

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Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread
Posted: Nov 8, 2010 11:52 PM in response to: Maggie8 Reply


The hubby figured it out. She looks just like Heidi Montag. Especially her token pose, mouth open (attempting a sexy pout, lol), upturned face (can't bear it full on), saggy, oversized breasts. Yup.
I have yet to find the perfect comparison photo, but I will!




pollywood

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Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread
Posted: Nov 9, 2010 12:23 AM in response to: Maggie8 Reply


I have a feeling hef won't leave her a penny.

he wouldn't be around to wield the money over her head, so what's the point? he likes women, but not enough to care about them after he's gone. I predict all the money goes to his younger kids.




Maggie8

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Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread
Posted: Nov 9, 2010 12:27 AM in response to: pollywood Reply


Once they get married, she'll get some. That's what she's gunning for. Since the fame thing ain't working out so well for her. The thing is, HE doesn't have that much. She doesn't care. She's just after fame and his money and everyone...EVERYONE, except Hef, knows it.




pollywood

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Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread
Posted: Nov 9, 2010 12:31 AM in response to: Maggie8 Reply


do you think they'll actually get married?

...and did the divorce to kimberly ever finalize?




Maggie8

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Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread
Posted: Nov 9, 2010 12:34 AM in response to: pollywood Reply


Yes and yes.
He just said in Vegas they would get married "sooner than later" or "sooner than you think"...whatever.
Her mum and her are probably drugging him into submission...it would be oh so easy. He'd never know. They are both perfectly capable of it.




flossygirl

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Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread
Posted: Nov 9, 2010 1:10 AM in response to: Maggie8 Reply


I wonder what hef had to give her when she found out Kendra got another cover and she has been denied!!!!




pdub4

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Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread
Posted: Nov 9, 2010 8:38 AM in response to: Maggie8 Reply


Then he is a very stupid individual indeed. By marrying her, he only cements that fact about himself.




pollywood

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From: Dirty South
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Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread
Posted: Nov 9, 2010 10:05 AM in response to: pdub4 Reply


I think he's just throwing her a bone. probably to hush her because kendra was on the december cover. crystal's month




flossygirl

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Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread
Posted: Nov 9, 2010 12:32 PM in response to: pollywood Reply


I think this too Polly.


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