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| Crystal Harris-Hefner thread. Crustal's, many faces, lies, failed career moves & infections.; Post that made us LOFAO! | |
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Page 198 obmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 9, 2010 1:52 PM in response to: flossygirl Reply right so What bets are we all placing on what surgery is the cover up for this time?? @CrystalHarris Trying to get over a cold, woke up in the night not feeling well still:/ need to get my flu shot as soon as i'm better! pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 9, 2010 2:33 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply nose! Bubblers Posts: 519 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 9, 2010 4:46 PM in response to: pollywood Reply Labia... Souleone Posts: 4,482 Registered: 5/13/07 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 9, 2010 4:55 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply > right so What bets are we all placing on what surgery > is the cover up for this time?? > > @CrystalHarris > Trying to get over a cold, woke up in the night not > feeling well still:/ need to get my flu shot as soon > as i'm better! Dear Crystal, just how do you think a flu shot is going to help you not get colds? FYI: "Flu" = Influenza virus. "Cold" = Rhinovirus. (Yes I know Crystal's "not reading" this board nudge nudge wink wink) pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 9, 2010 6:01 PM in response to: Souleone Reply eh, she probably just meant after she feels better she will get the shot to prevent getting the flu. I think even crystal knows the difference! Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 9, 2010 6:46 PM in response to: pollywood Reply a flu shots not going to stop her needing surgery, that all the "illnesses" are to cover up so whats the point - what will be her excuse then? God wouldnt it be funny if some one got on Hefs twitter and announced to the world when shes recovering from "Minor surgery" like she use to do to all the other girls? Maybe it made her feel better.. Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 9, 2010 7:03 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply @CrystalHarris It saddens me thinking that negative behavior is beginning to become more rewarded that positive behavior. Where are our values and morals? 1 Oct I dont know Crystal - where are yours? or where is your common respect for other humans? Oh thats right - a bit hypocritical to write that dont ya think? Mia23 Posts: 670 Registered: 5/17/10 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 9, 2010 7:12 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply > @CrystalHarris > It saddens me thinking that negative behavior is > beginning to become more rewarded that positive > behavior. Where are our values and morals? > 1 Oct > > I dont know Crystal - where are yours? or where is > your common respect for other humans? Oh thats right > - a bit hypocritical to write that dont ya think? It saddens me to think she is an icon for young girls who want to hang their clam chowder on cyberspace in the hopes of meeting Hugh Heffner someday. I don't recall HBK moralizing like Crustal is now. Crazyfan101 Posts: 9,048 Registered: 2/25/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 9, 2010 9:11 PM in response to: Mia23 Reply Posted Image Souleone Posts: 4,482 Registered: 5/13/07 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 9, 2010 9:14 PM in response to: pollywood Reply I just think it's funny because it sounds stupid. Bob, I know about her "illnesses" haha. I bet her "yeast infection" was a cover up for a cutletectomy. And Crystal putting out garbage like that? Has she ever heard of pot and kettle? They are her BFF's. And when Karma bites her on the tóin we'll all point and laugh. pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 9, 2010 9:49 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply I wish somebody would comment on her minor surgeries! circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 10, 2010 4:49 AM in response to: pollywood Reply If she has any more surgeries, her face will fall off. And really, at this point, what good would it do? Her face is totally ruined. Those B&W pics of her are awful! She looks like a 50 year old drag queen! What is that thing on her head?!? Maggie8 Posts: 1,183 Registered: 11/23/06 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 10, 2010 5:11 AM in response to: circe21 Reply I can't even believe she has the audacity to tweet that. Don't even know what to say. I wonder if this cold will stop her (them) from going to Glamourcon this weekend? I'm looking forward to seeing Hef. pdub4 Posts: 5,165 Registered: 2/20/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 10, 2010 8:41 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply Aliens have invaded MadHatter's twitter!!! Maybe they'll be attractive and more interesting???? pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 10, 2010 1:38 PM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply > > target="_blank">> src="http://i53.tinypic.com/149mghx.jpg" border="0" > alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic"> Has she had even MORE facial surgery????? OMG, I've never seen a face stretched so tight (maybe Joan Rivers but she is in her 70's!!!!!). 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Page 199 Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 11, 2010 3:39 PM in response to: pdub4 Reply @crustalharris Breakfast then gym! Then filming w Hef for "Kendra", then comedy show hosted by Tim Allen w @jaimieedmondson @annasophiab @cristalcamden about 4 hours ago via web Comedy show....Crustal's forever changing face. Damnn even Crystal Camdem looks better than Crustal hoe! circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 11, 2010 7:46 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply > > < She still looks > like Bart Simpson in drag. BWAH! LOL!!!! Just spit Celestial Seasonings Nutcracker Sweet tea all over!!! MomLovesTheGND Posts: 3,300 Registered: 11/1/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 11, 2010 8:24 PM in response to: circe21 Reply > > > < She still looks > > like Bart Simpson in drag. > > BWAH! LOL!!!! Just spit Celestial Seasonings > Nutcracker Sweet tea all over!!! Oh I like that tea. Have you tried their gingerbread tea? MMA050 Posts: 3,366 Registered: 7/29/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 11, 2010 8:40 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply > @CrystalHarris > It saddens me thinking that negative behavior is > beginning to become more rewarded that positive > behavior. Where are our values and morals? > 1 Oct > > If you are talking about Kendra, she never had any behavior to begin with. Maybe you aught to teach her how to stay away from the mansion and your man. MMA050 Posts: 3,366 Registered: 7/29/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 11, 2010 8:48 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply > @crustalharris Breakfast then gym! Then filming w Hef > for "Kendra", then comedy show hosted by Tim > Allen w @jaimieedmondson @annasophiab > @cristalcamden > about 4 hours ago via web > >Let's me guess.....dinner with Kendra and the baskett kid. Kendra chomping the food in the corner of her jaw with her mouth wide open....yelling "Hef what's this, Hef, what's that!" Then Hef annoint her Madam of the Bunnyhouse. Kendra says, "Uhhhh, Heffffffffffff what is that?" Then Hef makes her president of the sex chat club in her old bedroom. Hef even ask her to move back in and throw Hank's clothes on the lawn, wait, make that in the wishing well! Ahahahahahahah. Kendra orders Crystal to pick them up and put them in the trash bags she used to haul herself into the mansion. Kendra is now head, cook, and bottle washer of the mansion, and is back to sharing Hef's bed with Crystal, Anna, Kristina, and charlie hefner in her pink pajamas. pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 11, 2010 8:51 PM in response to: circe21 Reply oh man I haven't had nutcracker sweet in a zillion years!! Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 11, 2010 11:20 PM in response to: MMA050 Reply Kendra again... really?? can i ask what your fascination about her is? its pretty strong.. Crazyfan101 Posts: 9,048 Registered: 2/25/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 11, 2010 11:46 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply Posted Image Posted Image Posted Image Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 11, 2010 11:56 PM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply oh dear god who is the old lady? circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 12, 2010 4:59 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply Crystal is starting to look like Pinocchio. Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 12, 2010 6:08 AM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply Old Whore! Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 12, 2010 6:31 AM in response to: circe21 Reply > Crystal is starting to look like Pinocchio. Posted Image pdub4 Posts: 5,165 Registered: 2/20/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 12, 2010 8:42 AM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply She usually looks bad, but here she looks like crap! Notice her red azz nose? Hmmm.... starmaker Posts: 7,769 Registered: 12/4/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 12, 2010 8:46 AM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply hef actually looks pretty good in these pictures, i like the old man in orange, he looks somewhat handsome MissMJ Posts: 1,754 Registered: 2/4/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 12, 2010 10:58 AM in response to: pdub4 Reply Giving her the benefit of the doubt (I know I'm shocking myself) she did tweet that she was getting over a cold... Since this is the critics side though, I think it's sketchy that she has a red nose while hanging out with Tim Allen who was busted a long time ago for cocaine. Coincidence? I think not! |
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Page 200 SassiAani Posts: 2,257 Registered: 12/4/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 13, 2010 7:58 AM in response to: Souleone Reply Oh put your glasses on star! Crazyfan101 Posts: 9,048 Registered: 2/25/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 13, 2010 2:40 PM in response to: SassiAani Posted Image YoGabba Posts: 2,749 Registered: 9/28/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 13, 2010 6:22 PM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply Ahh I see, so Hef is the only one who gets a seatbelt, so Crusty is free to... maneuver, ahem...selfish old perv...Why is a boat captain in a limo anyway? circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 13, 2010 7:42 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply Holy cr@p her nose really IS growing!!! Is that C1Clark with Crusty? Samantha112 Posts: 2,507 Registered: 11/22/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 13, 2010 8:44 PM in response to: YoGabba Reply >Why is a boat captain in a > limo anyway? lmao!! wonky eyed crystal....again.... badfred Posts: 4,444 Registered: 4/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 13, 2010 8:47 PM in response to: Samantha112 Reply Whose man hand? Hef's or Crustie? Samantha112 Posts: 2,507 Registered: 11/22/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 13, 2010 8:49 PM in response to: badfred Reply OMG! hard to say lololol really. Malindak2 Posts: 2,339 Registered: 3/1/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 13, 2010 9:39 PM in response to: YoGabba Reply > Ahh I see, so Hef is the only one who gets a > seatbelt, so Crusty is free to... maneuver, > ahem...selfish old perv...Why is a boat captain in a > limo anyway? LOL Super Funny!!! britttfx3 Posts: 506 Registered: 3/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 14, 2010 12:36 AM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply Def a new nose! Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 14, 2010 8:29 AM in response to: YoGabba Reply > Ahh I see, so Hef is the only one who gets a > seatbelt, so Crusty is free to... maneuver, > ahem...selfish old perv...Why is a boat captain in a > limo anyway? LMFAO!!! hahaha Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 14, 2010 8:31 AM in response to: badfred Reply > Whose man hand? Hef's or Crusties LMAO It's Crustal's! Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 14, 2010 8:48 AM in response to: SassiAani Reply > Oh put your glasses on star! LOL Posted Image Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 14, 2010 8:56 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply @playboy It's @crystalharris and @hughhefner at @Glamourcon! http://yfrog.com/7ecrystalandhefatglamz #GC50 Gawd she can't blow a kiss because her face is so fccked up. Flapping her manhands againnnnnnn!! badfred Posts: 4,444 Registered: 4/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 14, 2010 9:52 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply Man hands, if a man hands is suppose to hint at package size that mean Crustie vagvag is the size of the orginal hummer? circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 14, 2010 11:25 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply Did Crusty get her nose done AGAIN??? The tip looks more pronounced and pointed downward. And she's back to no upper lip. That is weird... |
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Page 201 pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 14, 2010 12:14 PM in response to: circe21 Reply > Crystal is starting to look like Pinocchio. I was thinking she looks like an anteater with that long skinny schnaz. pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 14, 2010 12:40 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply http://yfrog.com/7ecrystalandhefatglamz Maggie8 Posts: 1,183 Registered: 11/23/06 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 15, 2010 5:38 AM in response to: pinkjewel Reply It really looks red in the photos, but it wasn't that bad. It looked like she was recovering from a cold. I'm gonna duck when I say this, but her hands actually looked pretty feminine and normal sized! I know, I know. Hit me now, get it over with. Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 15, 2010 5:49 AM in response to: Maggie8 Reply > It really looks red in the photos, but it wasn't that > bad. It looked like she was recovering from a cold. > I'm gonna duck when I say this, but her hands > actually looked pretty feminine and normal sized! > I know, I know. > Hit me now, get it over with. MAGGIE?!?!?!?! LOL Message was edited by: Teresa (; YearOfTheRabbit Posts: 478 Registered: 11/17/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 15, 2010 5:57 AM in response to: Maggie8 Reply You know, Crystal is rather pretty. She has a cute little sparkle about her, something in her eyes (which are quite lovely). The constant wanky photoshoots are not always flattering, but she's at least as attractive as most of the other PB girls I've seen. She's also got an open and friendly general demeanor. I really hope she's not as mean as people think she is. Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 15, 2010 6:02 AM in response to: YearOfTheRabbit Reply > You know, Crystal is rather pretty. She has a cute > little sparkle about her, something in her eyes > (which are quite lovely). > > The constant wanky photoshoots are not always > flattering, but she's at least as attractive as most > of the other PB girls I've seen. She's also got an > open and friendly general demeanor. I really hope > she's not as mean as people think she is. LMFAO!! Maggie8 Posts: 1,183 Registered: 11/23/06 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 15, 2010 6:04 AM in response to: YearOfTheRabbit Reply "Mean" is the LEAST of her bad character traits. I know, Teresa. Hef just looked so vulnerable, and I felt bad. Ugh. Just trying to be nice for as long as I can until I explode. Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 15, 2010 6:09 AM in response to: Maggie8 Reply > "Mean" is the LEAST of her bad character traits. > > > I know, Teresa. Hef just looked so vulnerable, and I > felt bad. Ugh. Just trying to be nice for as long as > I can until I explode. I know the feeling! YearOfTheRabbit Posts: 478 Registered: 11/17/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 15, 2010 6:14 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply Dude, I'm serious! I wanted to like Crystal, but it's kind of impossible to do that these days. Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 15, 2010 7:04 AM in response to: YearOfTheRabbit Reply > Dude, I'm serious! I wanted to like Crystal, but > it's kind of impossible to do that these days. Oh...I thought you were joking! LOL Why these days? Same-Old,Same-Old! (Excluding her forever changing face.) YearOfTheRabbit Posts: 478 Registered: 11/17/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 15, 2010 8:06 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply > Why these days? Same-Old,Same-Old! (Excluding her > forever changing face.) I stopped paying attention to GND shortly after season five ended, so I missed most of the crazy Crystal **** as it was happening. I'm still not entirely caught up. But this is what message boards are totally for, right? Not paying any attention and then talking about **** like it matters! LOL. Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 15, 2010 8:15 AM in response to: YearOfTheRabbit Reply > > Why these days? Same-Old,Same-Old! (Excluding her > > forever changing face.) > > I stopped paying attention to GND shortly after > season five ended, so I missed most of the crazy > Crystal **** as it was happening. I'm still not > entirely caught up. > > But this is what message boards are totally for, > right? Not paying any attention and then talking > about **** like it matters! LOL. britttfx3 Posts: 506 Registered: 3/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 15, 2010 12:51 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply I think that she got another nose job.. she's really pale for living in CA! Her hair is also very uneven and awkwardly colored.. starmaker Posts: 7,769 Registered: 12/4/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 15, 2010 1:13 PM in response to: britttfx3 Reply i think all the surgery makes her look older, what is she now 24? she look's 34 and i am being kind lol Samantha112 Posts: 2,507 Registered: 11/22/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 16, 2010 7:05 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply > @playboy It's @crystalharris and @hughhefner at > @Glamourcon! > http://yfrog.com/7ecrystalandhefatglamz #GC50 > > Gawd she can't blow a kiss because her face is so > fccked up. Flapping her manhands againnnnnnn!! when she blows a kiss her lips can barely form a kiss....her mouth is so tight! |
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Page 202 badfred Posts: 4,444 Registered: 4/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 16, 2010 7:10 PM in response to: Samantha112 Reply I thought you said she was 50 now she is in her thirties, next surgey 25? YoGabba Posts: 2,749 Registered: 9/28/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 17, 2010 12:24 AM in response to: starmaker Reply > i think all the surgery makes her look older, what is > she now 24? she look's 34 and i am being kind lol YES. And yes starmaker, you are being kind, but since I'm not, she looks in her early 40's EASILY. Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 17, 2010 8:37 AM in response to: YoGabba Reply > > i think all the surgery makes her look > older, what is > > she now 24? she look's 34 and i am being kind lol > > YES. And yes starmaker, you are being kind, but > since I'm not, she looks in her early 40's EASILY. ITA! Star's is too kind, but I'm not , she looks to be in her late 40's early 50's EASILY. btw Star not everyone can look as hot as you do at 50! Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 18, 2010 9:45 AM in response to: YoGabba Reply Posted Image Posted Image Posted Image Posted Image Posted Image Posted Image Posted Image Message was edited by:Crustal is living proof that plastic surgery isn't a good thing! Teresa (; Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 19, 2010 10:31 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply Not good! Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 19, 2010 10:38 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply She's wearing the same out fit she wore for her ,Music Photo Shoot! Posted Image Mia23 Posts: 670 Registered: 5/17/10 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 20, 2010 2:13 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply Did she get bigger boobs? circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 20, 2010 8:03 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply Yikes! Her giant head looks twice the size of Anna's! The pic of her pretending to be asleep is just FRIGHTENING!!! Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 20, 2010 9:01 AM in response to: Mia23 Reply > Did she get bigger boobs? Looks like she is trying to get them the same size as her man hands and big enough for her head to appear to be smaller! Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 20, 2010 9:03 AM in response to: circe21 Reply > Yikes! Her giant head looks twice the size of > Anna's! > The pic of her pretending to be asleep is just > FRIGHTENING!!! LMFAO! Too say the least about the plastic manly beast!!! Samantha112 Posts: 2,507 Registered: 11/22/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 20, 2010 7:02 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply YIKES! her pictures recently have been horrible on my eyes!!! shes got to be cracked out considering she lets herself be seen looking like this pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 21, 2010 1:21 AM in response to: Samantha112 Reply I've never in my life seen a woman with such ginormous hands!! Look at those things?? Are we all 100% sure she isn't transgender??? H3ll, if she were, I could care less!!!! If u are born into the wrong body, I can only imagine the pain u must go thru. I'm just really starting to wonder if Crystal was really Chris. Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 21, 2010 7:26 AM in response to: pinkjewel Reply > I've never in my life seen a woman with such > ginormous hands!! Look at those things?? Are we all > 100% sure she isn't transgender??? H3ll, if she were, > I could care less!!!! If u are born into the wrong > body, I can only imagine the pain u must go thru. I'm > just really starting to wonder if Crystal was really > Chris. LMFAO!!hahahaha Maggie8 Posts: 1,183 Registered: 11/23/06 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 24, 2010 2:26 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply Why isn't anyone talking about the whole Twitter MissTN2006/Lauren Waugh thing? GEEEZZZZ!!!! What kind of snarky hookers ARE you ladies? Crystal and Anna made up a fake Twitter, with the sole purpose of attacking Lauren! She HATES her with a passion! BUT, it backfired BIGTIME when all of Crystal's "fans" (half are probably her/her Mumsy/friends) were on Lauren's side! LMFAO!!! I think it's funny how a cute Cybergirl like Lauren gets called up by Hef and all of a sudden, a hater page surfaces that strictly talks about how Lauren is "getting too close to Hef" and that "she kisses his *** and ignores Crystal." It just so happens that all of a sudden, Crystal and Anna were both following the page? Even more telling, they twitter to her? I smell jealous Crystal all over this! How else would the girl know details about how Lauren was acting when she was around Crystal and Hef? She's gotta feel threatened, the girl looks like a WAY cuter version of Crystal! LOL! I guess that some other Tweeters contacted the REAL "Miss Tennessee 2006" and they hightailed it outta Twitter! Almost busted. Seriously, Crystal...too much time on your hands. Maybe you should get a job, or go have your face fixed..something. 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Page 203 Bubblers Posts: 519 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 24, 2010 5:37 PM in response to: circe21 Reply Well she doesn't have anything else to do besides lay in bed with Hef all day...She has one hand free to Twitter and one man hand free to tickle his prostate... circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 24, 2010 6:05 PM in response to: Maggie8 Reply Maggie can you PM me the name of the fake twitter? I want to read what Crusty said about this girl! Bubblers Posts: 519 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 24, 2010 6:15 PM in response to: circe21 Reply It's MissTN2006 Circe, so funny, Just looked it up, most of the drama is gone but what is there is super funny...And towards the end, "Fake" Crusty fan clubs AND "Fake" Anna fan clubs are congratulating each other on getting rid of this "MissTN2006"...It really seems like it's just Crusty and Anna talking to each other...Pretty sure they just made a TON of fans for Lauren!! Good job girls!! Mia23 Posts: 670 Registered: 5/17/10 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 24, 2010 6:36 PM in response to: Bubblers Reply It' gone but I found this..., Crystal Harris @MissTN2006 ...but at the end of the day, when they all go home, it's just Hef and I and that won't change. <3 2 days ago Mia23 Posts: 670 Registered: 5/17/10 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 24, 2010 6:37 PM in response to: Mia23 Reply Crystal Harris @MissTN2006 No worries i'm use to it by now! It takes a secure girl to be with Hef, they try all kinds of tricks... ..., but [Hef loves her labia I think]. Message was edited by: Mia23 Mia23 Posts: 670 Registered: 5/17/10 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 24, 2010 6:38 PM in response to: Mia23 Reply http://www.playmatetweets.com/CrystalHarris/ circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 25, 2010 8:15 AM in response to: Mia23 Reply OK, so let me get this straight - Crusty and her toadie created the fake Miss TN twitter to make it look like it was this girl Laura? I certainly wouldn't put anything past Crusty McManHands at this point. She's so desperate it's pathetic. Bubblers Posts: 519 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 25, 2010 10:14 AM in response to: circe21 Reply From what I understand, Circe, Crusty created this fake twitter, MissTN2006, so she could rag on this Lauren, BUT it all backfired becausse EVERYBODY was sticking up for Lauren and now she has more fans than ever. People have to have a reason to hate and she never did anything (except get close to Hef) and who else would CARE that much??? Message was edited by: Bubblers Said Laura instead of Lauren circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 25, 2010 10:28 AM in response to: Bubblers Reply Ahhhh...I wonder if anyone told Hef about this? And how sick that Anna went along with it? Guess Crusty is even more insecure than we thought, and that's saying something... If this is truly what happened, then Hef should kick both of them out with their Hefty bags! LOL! Mia23 Posts: 670 Registered: 5/17/10 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 25, 2010 6:06 PM in response to: circe21 Reply It's totally heartbreaking that Anna is now like Crustal. Hef was probably interested in this girl Laren but Crustal sounds like the devil. How miserable to have to live like Crustal does. Message was edited by: Mia23 At least the HBK had a hit TV show when they lived with Hef Message was edited by: Mia23 circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 26, 2010 7:08 AM in response to: Mia23 Reply Some pics of Crusty from Thanksgiving. Girlfriend is lookin ROUGH! Crusty and hangers-on heading out for some Black Friday shopping. Crusty's head takes up the entire limo! LOL Posted Image Crusty holding her mom's new puppy. Poor puppy! She looks like she's about to engulf it! And she really needs to wash that weave - it looks greasy and dirty! LOL Posted Image circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 26, 2010 7:10 AM in response to: circe21 Reply Crusty and hangers-on. Note the lovely C1Clark on the far left. At least her giant head/jaw balances out Crusty's. Posted Image Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 26, 2010 1:47 PM in response to: circe21 Reply Wonder how many times she'll wear that outfit? It looks like she slept in it! Pic Crustal sent to a fan. So gross, wonder if the hair on the pic is from Crustal's weave? Posted Image Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 26, 2010 1:52 PM in response to: circe21 Reply > Some pics of Crusty from Thanksgiving. Girlfriend is > lookin ROUGH! > She looks like someone rode her hard (Monday night) put her away wet and she needs a fix. Rough and Ready! MMA050 Posts: 3,366 Registered: 7/29/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 26, 2010 9:38 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply > > Some pics of Crusty from Thanksgiving. > Girlfriend is > > lookin ROUGH! > > > She looks like someone rode her hard (Monday night) > put her away wet and she needs a fix. Rough and Ready! 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Page 204 Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 29, 2010 7:10 AM in response to: MMA050 Reply @Leahqt @CrystalHarris What am I asking from Santa? You should know this! For @HughHefner to make me a playmate!! Or just for my call to come! @Leahqt The "gingerbread mansion" @Leahqt @Ma**ePe**so & the girls made for @HughHefner & @CrystalHarris xoxo http://twitpic.com/3b8fdi Leah is doing some major asss kissing! I think they should of left the door open on the "Gingerbread House", made a kitchen inside and showed Crustal's big asss head hanging out of the oven. HA! Posted Image Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 29, 2010 7:56 AM in response to: Maggie8 Reply > Why isn't anyone talking about the whole Twitter > MissTN2006/Lauren Waugh thing? GEEEZZZZ!!!! What kind > of snarky hookers ARE you ladies? > > Crystal and Anna made up a fake Twitter, with the > sole purpose of attacking Lauren! She HATES > her with a passion! BUT, it backfired BIGTIME when > all of Crystal's "fans" (half are probably her/her > Mumsy/friends) were on Lauren's side! LMFAO!!! > > I think it's funny how a cute Cybergirl like Lauren > gets called up by Hef and all of a sudden, a hater > page surfaces that strictly talks about how > Lauren is "getting too close to Hef" and that > "she kisses his *** and ignores Crystal." It > just so happens that all of a sudden, Crystal and > Anna were both following the page? Even > more telling, they twitter to her? > > I smell jealous Crystal all over this! How else would > the girl know details about how Lauren was acting > when she was around Crystal and Hef? She's gotta feel > threatened, the girl looks like a WAY cuter version > of Crystal! LOL! > > I guess that some other Tweeters contacted the REAL > "Miss Tennessee 2006" and they hightailed it outta > Twitter! Almost busted. Seriously, Crystal...too much > time on your hands. Maybe you should get a job, or go > have your face fixed..something. > > > href="http://img208.imageshack.us/i/x2380647d.jpg/">> mg > src="http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/3516/x2380647d > .th.jpg" border="0"/> > href="http://img703.imageshack.us/i/laurenwauch54.jpg/ > ">> src="http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/5334/laurenwau > ch54.th.jpg" border="0"/> Addison Miller aka(Lauren Waugh) Lauren at a Playboy shoot with @HeatherReyYoung. @LaurenWaugh About to shoot in the hot tub http://plixi.com/p/58763699 Posted Image @TH**layb**Fan thank you! people are crazy. I'm simple here for a shoot, she is taking this way out of hand. @LaurenWaugh @Cr**L**ef aka I don't know what I ever did to this girl, apparently if I mention hef I'm psycho. @LaurenWaugh @Hot******l yeah I know, this girl is psycho. but thank you! @LaurenWaugh @Charlie_Hefner I know right, she needs to get a life...she's nuts!!! @LaurenWaugh @sam_mc***ll Aw thank you! She's psycho!! ITA, but at this point they would have to melt down Crustal's face and start over again! Message was edited by: Teresa (; Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 29, 2010 8:40 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply @crustalharris Random question! Would you rather swallow a pill or have the same thing in a powder and mix it with water?? 5:41 PM Nov 27th via web @crustalharris oh ps, the powder tastes good 5:42 PM Nov 27th via web She's so fcckin stupid! SassiAani Posts: 2,257 Registered: 12/4/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 29, 2010 7:14 PM in response to: Souleone Reply She's got Borat's mankini on. pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 30, 2010 5:11 PM in response to: circe21 Reply > Some pics of Crusty from Thanksgiving. Girlfriend is > lookin ROUGH! > > Crusty and hangers-on heading out for some Black > Friday shopping. Crusty's head takes up the entire > limo! LOL > > target="_blank">> src="http://i56.tinypic.com/2bvghz.jpg" border="0" > alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic"> > > Crusty holding her mom's new puppy. Poor puppy! She > looks like she's about to engulf it! And she really > needs to wash that weave - it looks greasy and dirty! > LOL > > > target="_blank">> src="http://i55.tinypic.com/34euiok.jpg" border="0" > alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic"> In that pic of Crusty holding that dog, it looks like her nose is bruised on the left side. Did she get it carved again? pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Nov 30, 2010 5:27 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply Lauren Waugh is GORGEOUS. She was at the Halloween party in the cute ballerina costume. She blows Crusty out of the water. Posted Image Bubblers Posts: 519 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 2, 2010 1:24 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply Who else thinks Crusty likes it when she has to f!nger Hef's a$$hole? ........................... LMFUCKINGASSOFF!!! britttfx3 Posts: 506 Registered: 3/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 2, 2010 2:53 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply She is! Down with Crusty, in with Lauren! flossygirl Posts: 385 Registered: 12/20/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 2, 2010 10:31 PM in response to: britttfx3 Reply Lauren looks like old skool playmate (80's/90's). Actual bunny material. syllegrrl Posts: 283 Registered: 5/20/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 2, 2010 11:41 PM in response to: flossygirl Reply my hubs agrees... Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 3, 2010 9:23 AM in response to: Bubblers Reply Me! Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 3, 2010 9:24 AM in response to: pinkjewel Reply ITA!! Beautiful! starmaker Posts: 7,769 Registered: 12/4/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 3, 2010 1:13 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply cute, but how blonde is her hair, hope it doesn't fall out lol YearOfTheRabbit Posts: 478 Registered: 11/17/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 4, 2010 4:16 AM in response to: pinkjewel Reply She seems nice. That makes her a-okay in my book. Buuuut...she has that Carrot Top face going and that kinda bugs me. pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 7, 2010 1:07 AM in response to: YearOfTheRabbit Reply > She seems nice. That makes her a-okay in my book. > Buuuut...she has that Carrot Top face going and that > t kinda bugs me. HUH????? |
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Page 205 flossygirl Posts: 385 Registered: 12/20/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 7, 2010 1:24 AM in response to: pinkjewel Reply Carrot top face? What the what????!!! YearOfTheRabbit Posts: 478 Registered: 11/17/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 7, 2010 6:12 PM in response to: flossygirl Reply Her teeth and eyes are kind of weird. She has similar facial structure to Carrot Top. Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 8, 2010 1:03 AM in response to: Souleone Reply Is it safe to come back to the boards yet?! Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 8, 2010 9:38 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply > Is it safe to come back to the boards yet?! Safe from whom? Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 8, 2010 9:40 AM in response to: YearOfTheRabbit Reply > Her teeth and eyes are kind of weird. She has > similar facial structure to Carrot Top. What?? I disagree. I don't any similarity to Carrot Top!?!? pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 8, 2010 5:13 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply I like her. She is very sweet and I think she is beautiful. I don't know why she was a Cyber Girl and not a PM. Samantha112 Posts: 2,507 Registered: 11/22/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 8, 2010 9:23 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply > I like her. She is very sweet and I think she is > beautiful. I don't know why she was a Cyber Girl and > not a PM. crystal the guard dog pfftt i think shes totally pm material too Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 9, 2010 12:27 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply physcos The board seems nice and drama free at the moment, although very quiet! Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 9, 2010 10:31 AM in response to: Samantha112 Reply > > I like her. She is very sweet and I think she is > > beautiful. I don't know why she was a Cyber Girl > and > > not a PM. > > crystal the guard dog > pfftt > > i think shes totally pm material too Me three! Playboy is stupid if they don't choose her, she has one of the best looks in years! Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 9, 2010 10:32 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply > physcos The board seems nice and drama free at the > moment, although very quiet! Malindak2 Posts: 2,339 Registered: 3/1/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 9, 2010 7:23 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply > > > I like her. She is very sweet and I think she is > > > beautiful. I don't know why she was a Cyber Girl > > and > > > not a PM. > > > > crystal the guard dog > > pfftt > > > > i think shes totally pm material too > > Me three! Playboy is stupid if they don't choose her, > she has one of the best looks in years! I prefer Melissa over this girl. She isn't very pretty to me, BUT that's just me. Anything is almost better than Crystal. YoGabba Posts: 2,749 Registered: 9/28/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 9, 2010 7:50 PM in response to: YearOfTheRabbit Reply > Her teeth and eyes are kind of weird. She has > similar facial structure to Carrot Top. So true! Omigosh, someone needs to post a side by side comparison(i don't know how), she's like his female twin. The face, the teeth, the eyes, all of it, haha. Guess it's just me and yearofrabbit who see it, lol. YoGabba Posts: 2,749 Registered: 9/28/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 9, 2010 7:54 PM in response to: Malindak2 Reply > I prefer Melissa over this girl. She isn't very > pretty to me, BUT that's just me. It's not just you, lol. Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 10, 2010 7:48 AM in response to: YoGabba Reply > > I prefer Melissa over this girl. She isn't very > > pretty to me, BUT that's just me. > > It's not just you, lol. I do too, but I still think she's pretty. Melissa rocks! Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 10, 2010 7:55 AM in response to: YoGabba Reply > > Her teeth and eyes are kind of weird. She has > > similar facial structure to Carrot Top. > > So true! Omigosh, someone needs to post a side by > side comparison(i don't know how), she's like his > female twin. The face, the teeth, the eyes, all of > it, haha. Guess it's just me and yearofrabbit who see > it, lol. I've never done this before, but what Gabba wants Gabba gets! Posted Image With Halloween makeup on her face Posted Image |
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Page 206 pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 10, 2010 2:44 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply I'm not seeing it at all. I don't get it. MomLovesTheGND Posts: 3,300 Registered: 11/1/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 10, 2010 3:06 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply Have to agree with pink. I just do not see it. Mia23 Posts: 670 Registered: 5/17/10 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 11, 2010 2:36 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply Its the eyebrows!!LOL.., but this picture posting is a pain the a*ss. Posted Image YoGabba Posts: 2,749 Registered: 9/28/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 11, 2010 5:53 AM in response to: Mia23 Reply It's this particular pic where I really noticed the similarities, hehe: Posted Image *thanks mia23 and teresa for finding carrot top pics **Also, I'm sure she's a perfectly nice girl, I just noticed after yearofrabbit pointed it out. I'd rather look at her than crystal's wacked out photo shoots. Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 11, 2010 6:53 AM in response to: pinkjewel Reply > I'm not seeing it at all. I don't get it. I'm not seeing it!?!? Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 11, 2010 7:06 AM in response to: YoGabba Reply > *thanks mia23 and teresa for finding carrot top > pics > > **Also, I'm sure she's a perfectly nice girl, I just > noticed after yearofrabbit pointed it out. I'd rather > look at her than crystal's wacked out photo shoots. Anytime girlfriend! I'd rather look at a seductive Carrot Top photo shoot than one of Crustal's wacked out photo shoots. Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 11, 2010 7:14 AM in response to: Mia23 Reply > Its the eyebrows!!LOL.., > > but this picture posting is a pain the a*ss. LOL It gets easier. Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 11, 2010 8:29 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply She always looks like she needs a shower! Posted Image Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 11, 2010 8:52 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply Poor Charlie! He looks so sad and she pimps his name on twitter, I feel bad for him! Here she is looking dirty again and she's forcing poor Charlie to kiss her plastic face. Her face probably smells like a chew toy to him it sure looks like one. Posted Image Posted Image Posted Image Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 11, 2010 9:01 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply As the clock ticks for Crustal's next visit to her plastic surgeon, she really looking closer to Hef's age Posted Image Hef why did you have to undo your shirt like that? Gross!Crustal keep your man hand off the table! Posted Image Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 11, 2010 11:09 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply Half man, half beast! Posted Image flossygirl Posts: 385 Registered: 12/20/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 11, 2010 1:31 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply Omg that photo is hilarious! pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 11, 2010 1:59 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply OMG!!! That is scary!!! pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 11, 2010 2:15 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply > physcos The board seems nice and drama free at the > moment, although very quiet! Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 11, 2010 3:02 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply her boobs are squeezed into like egg shapes!! Edited by Teresa, Jul 8 2012, 08:23 PM.
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Page 207 Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 11, 2010 3:04 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply or a heart? and omg who was the miracle worker who managed to find a computer programme strong enough to nearlly cover up her wonky eye? Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 11, 2010 3:04 PM in response to: pollywood Reply Polly!!! you're back too Mia23 Posts: 670 Registered: 5/17/10 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 11, 2010 3:38 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply Pirks of dating Hef! Pictures no one wants to see, she's no HBK. MomLovesTheGND Posts: 3,300 Registered: 11/1/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 11, 2010 4:20 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply Looks like a sudo copy of Holly Peepshow pictures.. SassiAani Posts: 2,257 Registered: 12/4/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 11, 2010 6:19 PM in response to: Souleone Reply Thank god polly's back! Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 11, 2010 8:23 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply how many dead animals are amongst that mess of hair? she takes the cake when it comes to the most hair extensions on a head at one time. pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 11, 2010 11:04 PM in response to: SassiAani Reply for now. if things get twilight zone-ish again I'll go back into hiding. Mia23 Posts: 670 Registered: 5/17/10 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 12, 2010 6:19 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply Hef looks bloated-steroids? SassiAani Posts: 2,257 Registered: 12/4/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 12, 2010 7:07 AM in response to: Souleone Reply ? badfred Posts: 4,444 Registered: 4/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 12, 2010 10:05 AM in response to: Mia23 Reply I thought he had botox or a face and neck lift.... steriods maybe... be is out and about right now... Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 12, 2010 10:37 AM in response to: pollywood Reply > for now. if things get twilight zone-ish again I'll > go back into hiding. LOL We missed you!! Bubblers Posts: 519 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 12, 2010 10:48 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply OMG! She is trying WAY too hard to look like Holly...This is the pic Crusty is using for Twitter and it looks JUST likes Holly's Twitter pic...Holly's wearing a blue frock and holding her sheath from Peepshow...Let's see how long it takes for Crusty to change it...Probably once she reads this on here and how pathetic her attempts are... Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 12, 2010 10:50 AM in response to: MomLovesTheGND Reply > Looks like a sudo copy of Holly Peepshow pictures.. It does, a bad one!!! Picture belongs on the copying HBK thread. Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 12, 2010 11:11 AM in response to: pinkjewel Reply > OMG!!! That is scary!!! LOL Scaryyyyy hilarious! Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 14, 2010 5:18 AM in response to: Bubblers Reply I guessing she sleeps under there. How stupid is it to tweet your tag number? LOL @ her rawr! I can totally picture her swing her man hands around while her big asss hair extensions and gigantic head move hysterically because nobody will buy her album, makeup or follow bunny diet on twitter. btw..I guess Johnny Bravo gave up the "meet me and Crustal Harris contest." He can't get past 500 followers on twitter. (he's pimpin pornoo too) Bravo she's not as popular as she told you she was! @crustalharris All the hard work in the gym is paying off, rawr!! http://yfrog.com/h4kwzjj about 16 hours ago via Twitterrific Posted Image |
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Page 208 r0ckah0l1c Posts: 1,507 Registered: 10/19/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 14, 2010 10:30 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply lol what hard work at the gym? I'm sure popping adderall until your pupils are 2 different sizes and your eyes bulge out your head is such hard work =/ Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 15, 2010 12:15 AM in response to: r0ckah0l1c Reply she shared a link on her twitter to a gallery of these photos ahahahahahah Looking sxy crystal! This was photo one: Posted Image when the cameras arent directly infront of her to pose for, showing her true colours: Posted Image Posted Image Has someone taken up crystals pill poppn habits? lookn rough girl Posted Image The Lips!! Ouch Posted Image Trying to poop Posted Image Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 15, 2010 12:19 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply This belongs in all three threads - Hefs tweets, crystal copying hbk & this one! First point: The spelling of the name of the "love of his life" Second point: Disneyland Christmas Ornaments - does this not scream all things Holly? hughhefner Chrystal & Anna went to Disneyland to pick up Christmas ornaments. Now we're going to the Historical Society Awards Dinner. Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 15, 2010 1:38 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply Just after we were all talking the other about the disney xmas ornamants holly use to have at the mansion making it look nice YES FRUIT LOOP I SAID THE WORD HOLLY come jump on my back again you know you want to pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 15, 2010 3:12 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply > how many dead animals are amongst that mess of hair? > she takes the cake when it comes to the most hair > extensions on a head at one time. That's because it would be like giving extentions to Frankenstein. SassiAani Posts: 2,257 Registered: 12/4/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 15, 2010 7:38 AM in response to: Souleone Reply You know I like the little brown dress if it was longer. Now it looks more like an ice skaters dress... Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 15, 2010 8:30 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply Anna looks like she's sick, probably the bunny diet herbs. Crustal is just plain nasty! She's so stupid, this tweet made me laugh out loud! @crustalharris Tired of the same old Undies? Imagine having the most comfortable underwear delivered right to ur door @Me_undies http://jol.ly/09iZ (Ad) about 21 hours ago via Ad.ly Network LOLLOLOL Posted Image Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 15, 2010 8:43 AM in response to: r0ckah0l1c Reply > lol what hard work at the gym? I'm sure popping > adderall until your pupils are 2 different sizes and > your eyes bulge out your head is such hard work =/ lol circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 15, 2010 11:01 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply IMHO, Anna has always had that spaced-out "dead behind the eyes" look. She just looks vapid and blank. r0ckah0l1c Posts: 1,507 Registered: 10/19/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 15, 2010 7:21 PM in response to: circe21 Reply The amphetamine spaced out look is completely different and she def looks like she's been poppin em here...unless she overdosed on caffeine or something. pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 15, 2010 11:52 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply wow she copied one of the twins with her millions of milkshakes gig. she looks like she is peeing in her pants, or she just shot snot into the shake and is overcome with giddy emotion. I love her frown! she looks like hef's mopey face with it. anna is looking like one of the twins. yipes. YoGabba Posts: 2,749 Registered: 9/28/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 16, 2010 12:39 AM in response to: circe21 Reply > IMHO, Anna has always had that spaced-out "dead > behind the eyes" look. She just looks vapid and blank. ITA!! Maybe it's that Stepford playmate/Hef's girlfriend thing, something rings false with her and I don't even think she's beautiful. I loved when Karissa asked on twitter if she was still sleeping in hef's bed w/crystal, HAHAHA *p.s.karissa, I hope you're still considering that book. pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 16, 2010 12:51 AM in response to: YoGabba Reply Anna's worst is better than Crusty's best Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 16, 2010 1:10 AM in response to: pinkjewel Reply Agreed. Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 16, 2010 7:52 AM in response to: YoGabba Reply > > IMHO, Anna has always had that spaced-out "dead > > behind the eyes" look. She just looks vapid and > blank. > > ITA!! Maybe it's that Stepford playmate/Hef's > girlfriend thing, something rings false with her and > I don't even think she's beautiful. I loved when > Karissa asked on twitter if she was still sleeping in > hef's bed w/crystal, HAHAHA > > *p.s.karissa, I hope you're still considering that > book. Exactly what I was thinking! Karissa's tweet was GREAT! Karissa are you running low on cash? Record your thoughts and someone will translate them into words for you! Just do it! |
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Page 209 Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 16, 2010 8:38 AM in response to: pinkjewel Reply > Anna's worst is better than Crusty's best Agree! Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 16, 2010 10:11 AM in response to: pinkjewel Reply LMFAO!!! Posted Image Posted Image Posted Image Posted Image Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 16, 2010 10:11 AM in response to: pinkjewel Reply LMFAO!!! Message was edited by: link Teresa (; pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 16, 2010 2:41 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply WTF is she doing with her giant man hand? And WTF is wrong with her quacker lips?? Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 16, 2010 4:47 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply > WTF is she doing with her giant man hand? And WTF is > wrong with her quacker lips?? Did you notice how white her man hands are? Dammn she sure is useing a lot of bleach. Her lips are quackyyyyy! Can you imagine what she'll look like when she's in her thirties? She already looks like she's in her forties! MissMJ Posts: 1,754 Registered: 2/4/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 16, 2010 5:48 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply Why is everyone else dressed up & she's wearing running shoes? Also in the 3rd pic it looks like she's asking Hef if her breath is ok. pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 16, 2010 7:04 PM in response to: MissMJ Reply exactly what I was thinking! were all her tents at the cleaners? breath check, or that she is hungry enough to resort to cannibalism, starting with his face. Samantha112 Posts: 2,507 Registered: 11/22/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 16, 2010 9:13 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply > she shared a link on her twitter to a gallery of > these photos ahahahahahah > > Looking sxy crystal! > > This was photo one: > > target="_blank">> src="http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/pc/Crystal+Harris > +Crystal+Harris+H+Wood+Beauty+Wy0iYdzvyv1l.jpg" > border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by > TinyPic"> > > when the cameras arent directly infront of her to > pose for, showing her true colours: > > target="_blank">> src="http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/pc/Crystal+Harris > +Hugh+Hefner+Crystal+Harris+o5B-ZvWJcoJl.jpg" > border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by > TinyPic"> > > > target="_blank">> src="http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/pc/Crystal+Harris > +Hugh+Hefner+Crystal+Harris+Bp1BL3g2Lgbl.jpg" > border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by > TinyPic"> > > Has someone taken up crystals pill poppn habits? > lookn rough girl > > target="_blank">> src="http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/pc/Crystal+Harris > +Crystal+Harris+H+Wood+Beauty+Ptp4853TTAjl.jpg" > border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by > TinyPic"> > > > The Lips!! Ouch > > target="_blank">> src="http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Crystal+Harris > +Hugh+Hefner+Introduces+2010+9JQvqE2M2FZl.jpg" > border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by > TinyPic"> > > Trying to poop > > target="_blank">> src="http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/bg/Crystal+Harris > +Girls+Next+Door+make+Milkshakes+1Yw3xgqnICIl.jpg" > border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by > TinyPic"> omg lmao at these pics!! why would she show these on her twitter? Their all awful pics! pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 17, 2010 12:17 AM in response to: Samantha112 Reply he still does not look at crystal! pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 17, 2010 12:18 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply with her hair really straight like that, crystal looks like elle driver in kill bill. all she needs is an eyepatch. Mia23 Posts: 670 Registered: 5/17/10 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 17, 2010 1:23 AM in response to: pollywood Reply > he still does not look at crystal! Good observation! And she is trying desperately to get his attention with that giant mouth. pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 17, 2010 11:58 AM in response to: MissMJ Reply > Why is everyone else dressed up & she's wearing > running shoes? Also in the 3rd pic it looks like > she's asking Hef if her breath is ok. HAHA, she is braying in his face. This pic needs to go into the "Braying" thread. Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 17, 2010 1:19 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply > > Why is everyone else dressed up & she's wearing > > running shoes? Also in the 3rd pic it looks like > > she's asking Hef if her breath is ok. > > HAHA, she is braying in his face. This pic needs to > go into the "Braying" thread. LMAO!! circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 17, 2010 4:58 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply > > HAHA, she is braying in his face. This pic needs to > go into the "Braying" thread. LOL!!! Malindak2 Posts: 2,339 Registered: 3/1/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 17, 2010 8:00 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply > > Why is everyone else dressed up & she's wearing > > running shoes? Also in the 3rd pic it looks like > > she's asking Hef if her breath is ok. > > HAHA, she is braying in his face. This pic needs to > go into the "Braying" thread. LOL!!!!! badfred Posts: 4,444 Registered: 4/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 18, 2010 9:43 AM in response to: Malindak2 Reply She never looks good... she does try but the delivery she never manages to follow through example: the taupe boots maybe beige with the black leggings or jeans... a miss, then the expression on her face, total miss |
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Page 210 pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 18, 2010 3:42 PM in response to: badfred Reply I love that look on her face, like a very unhappy fish. Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 18, 2010 6:26 PM in response to: pollywood Reply a shoot from today: W T F ! ! ! No words... ............................................................. LMFAO!!!! Posted Image Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 18, 2010 6:26 PM in response to: pollywood Reply a shoot from today: W T F ! ! ! No words... r0ckah0l1c Posts: 1,507 Registered: 10/19/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 18, 2010 7:27 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply Omg wtf she looks like an anorexic zombie hooker with a sunburn o_o syllegrrl Posts: 283 Registered: 5/20/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 18, 2010 7:37 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply Is she trying to be a Barbie doll? She definitely has the waxed, vacant stare look down pat. Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 18, 2010 8:23 PM in response to: syllegrrl Reply i actually didnt believe it was her at first... i thought it was some 50yr old person in drag, or maybe more crystal camden but nope its miss spring chicken with the only plastic surgery on her body being her breast '"enhancements" pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 18, 2010 9:03 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply does she have white contacts in or something? scary. badfred Posts: 4,444 Registered: 4/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 18, 2010 9:55 PM in response to: pollywood Reply She looks stoned for sure... Is try to remake the Jody Foster movie... short dress pinball machine, lots of old men with viagra YoGabba Posts: 2,749 Registered: 9/28/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 19, 2010 12:05 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply > i actually didnt believe it was her at first... i > thought it was some 50yr old person in drag, or maybe > more crystal camden > > but nope its miss spring chicken with the only > plastic surgery on her body being her breast > '"enhancements" Omigosh Bob, that's frightening! I opened this thread and it zoomed in on her wackness. I'm gonna have to look at cute kitty videos or something to get this nightmare away. YoGabba Posts: 2,749 Registered: 9/28/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 19, 2010 12:06 AM in response to: r0ckah0l1c Reply > Omg wtf she looks like an anorexic zombie hooker with > a sunburn o_o LOL, it's bizarre! flossygirl Posts: 385 Registered: 12/20/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 19, 2010 3:17 AM in response to: YoGabba Reply Are we supposed to be impressed by this? Coz I'm laughing, it's gotta be the worst one yet! She looks like shes from the Zompie Strippers movie! pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 19, 2010 2:35 PM in response to: r0ckah0l1c Reply > Omg wtf she looks like an anorexic zombie hooker with > a sunburn o_o HAHAHAHA!! That describes it perfectly!! he really needs to cut back on the adderall.. Her legs look like walking sticks. Samantha112 Posts: 2,507 Registered: 11/22/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 19, 2010 2:52 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply it gets better..... serious modeling skills right here! looks like shes coming down from a binge lol Posted Image pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 19, 2010 8:36 PM in response to: Samantha112 Reply keep editing, keep editing. she's almost out of focus and in shadow. badfred Posts: 4,444 Registered: 4/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 19, 2010 10:11 PM in response to: pollywood Reply Time for new gf pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 19, 2010 11:14 PM in response to: badfred Reply way past time for a new gf, but are there any on the waiting list? |
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Page 211 Mia23 Posts: 670 Registered: 5/17/10 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 20, 2010 12:24 AM in response to: pollywood Reply > keep editing, keep editing. she's almost out of focus > and in shadow. Exactly, and so sad it's come to this. Wake up and smell Hef's diapers Crustle. Mia23 Posts: 670 Registered: 5/17/10 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 20, 2010 12:26 AM in response to: r0ckah0l1c Reply > Omg wtf she looks like an anorexic zombie hooker with > a sunburn o_o Ha! You nailed it! This is how she feels after all this time with Hef and she still isn't the bride of FrankenHef. What happened to all her schemes? Samantha112 Posts: 2,507 Registered: 11/22/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 21, 2010 8:06 PM in response to: Souleone Reply From Crusty @hollymadison123 thank you for the Christmas present that was sweet of you. I love my Disney tower of treats MomLovesTheGND Posts: 3,300 Registered: 11/1/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 22, 2010 3:57 AM in response to: Samantha112 Reply > From Crusty > > @hollymadison123 thank you for the Christmas present > that was sweet of you. I love my Disney tower of > treats I know many don't think Holly hasn't any class this act alone said's otherwise. Mom pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 22, 2010 4:02 PM in response to: MomLovesTheGND Reply crystal kind of did holly a favor by taking her place and letting her off the hook. plus it keeps relations good with hef too I'm sure. MomLovesTheGND Posts: 3,300 Registered: 11/1/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 22, 2010 5:00 PM in response to: pollywood Reply > crystal kind of did holly a favor by taking her place > and letting her off the hook. plus it keeps relations > good with hef too I'm sure. okay dokey...if you say so... At this late Date Holly doesn't need to send crystal a thing ,but I do agree with you it does keep things running smoother with Hef. Anyway Merry Christmas MOM Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 22, 2010 5:47 PM in response to: pollywood Reply I thought the twins did that.. holly was long gone before crusty came along -after hef got rejected by a lot of girls he wanted as a girlfriend but evtually he had to settle for the one and only man hands amystarr Posts: 417 Registered: 5/26/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 22, 2010 7:06 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply I only heard of one chick rejecting Hef (something about her family and finishing college), was there really a whole bunch who did? (if so...LOL!!) circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 23, 2010 5:00 AM in response to: amystarr Reply > I only heard of one chick rejecting Hef (something > about her family and finishing college), was there > really a whole bunch who did? (if so...LOL!!) That was Amy Leigh Andrews, who supposedly turned down the offer to be #1 several times. Anna is probably in that mix too since she was there even before the Twins. And let's not forget Dasha! pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 23, 2010 12:56 PM in response to: circe21 Reply I don't think anna's on the list so much as holding out on hef. and I was thinking dasha MomLovesTheGND Posts: 3,300 Registered: 11/1/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 23, 2010 9:28 PM in response to: circe21 Reply Hef asked Anna twice to be his girlfriend before Crystal. The twins at one point had hoped Anna would say yes. The reason given for Anna saying no was she is very close to her parents and believed they wouldn't approve. Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 24, 2010 10:09 AM in response to: MomLovesTheGND Reply Posted Image Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 24, 2010 10:12 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply @ProducerMichael Michael Blakey A little Holiday gift ! Always wonderful to see @CrystalHarris ! http://ow.ly/i/6Chd 1 hour ago Favorite Retweet Reply Posted Image Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 24, 2010 10:57 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply Posted Image Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 24, 2010 11:11 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply @hefpervert Merry Christmas to our friends and fans from @hughhefner and @Crystalharris Posted Image |
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Page 212 Samantha112 Posts: 2,507 Registered: 11/22/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 24, 2010 11:29 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply yikes, yikes, yikes badfred Posts: 4,444 Registered: 4/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 24, 2010 11:44 AM in response to: Samantha112 Reply very scary, very scary heroin withdrawal no make-up crazy looking nose and that hair, scarecrow blond? I know children of the corn... she a grown child of the corn people.... pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 24, 2010 11:52 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply This is very scary. Are we sure Hef is really alive here? And Crusty...she looks like she just rolled out of bed. Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 24, 2010 1:44 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply there were a LOT of replies to this tweet of Hef's saying things like "oh nice picture is that your grandaughter?" amystarr Posts: 417 Registered: 5/26/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 24, 2010 7:10 PM in response to: Souleone Reply what's up with the tip of her nose? badfred Posts: 4,444 Registered: 4/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 24, 2010 7:13 PM in response to: amystarr Reply Not for sure but it looks likes she had one m ore surgery to give it a bulbous look, wonder if it is plastic implant pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 25, 2010 12:03 AM in response to: MomLovesTheGND Reply yet they approve of her being an unofficial girlfriend. what a strange set of morals those people have. Maggie8 Posts: 1,183 Registered: 11/23/06 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 25, 2010 1:13 AM in response to: pollywood Reply Stupid, stupid Hef. I believe he asked her to marry him tonight. Her and Mum must be so proud. God, I pray I'm wrong. Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 25, 2010 2:01 AM in response to: Maggie8 Reply oh . dear . god . Maggie8 Posts: 1,183 Registered: 11/23/06 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 25, 2010 2:04 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply I know. Dear God, I know. I am literally freaking out. I don't understand him. He's such a smart man. Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 25, 2010 2:06 AM in response to: Maggie8 Reply .. flossygirl Posts: 385 Registered: 12/20/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 25, 2010 4:26 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply The tweets sound like it happened! But he could put a ring on it and not go through with a ceremony. My brother in law has been engaged for 10 years! MomLovesTheGND Posts: 3,300 Registered: 11/1/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 25, 2010 4:42 AM in response to: flossygirl Reply Okay I get that Hef gave her a ring, but what kind of ring? Engagement ring? Why not say so? A promise ring? An I love you ring? I mean there all kinds of rings. If is an engagement how come mum is so quite she usually shouts everything to the world ?? Have to wait and see. MomLovesTheGND Posts: 3,300 Registered: 11/1/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 25, 2010 4:44 AM in response to: flossygirl Reply > The tweets sound like it happened! But he could put a > ring on it and not go through with a ceremony. My > brother in law has been engaged for 10 years! Oh I can see Hef doing a long engagement.. Mia23 Posts: 670 Registered: 5/17/10 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 25, 2010 4:55 AM in response to: MomLovesTheGND Reply Crustle would have tweeted the ring if it was engagement.Look here is her present to Hef with the dog thinking "are you kidding me?".LOL Posted Image |
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Page 213 Samantha112 Posts: 2,507 Registered: 11/22/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 25, 2010 7:41 AM in response to: Mia23 Reply http://www.toofab.com/2010/12/24/hugh-hefner-egnaged-crystal-harris-playboy/ Samantha112 Posts: 2,507 Registered: 11/22/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 25, 2010 7:48 AM in response to: Samantha112 Reply i bet it's one of those "promise rings" in Hefs case probably a "You're in the Will, don't worry" ring Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 25, 2010 4:15 PM in response to: Samantha112 Reply I find it weird.. really weird.. that they havent said anything just saying words that will get people thinking it.. to get some publicity or is it actually true and for some reason they havent made a huge event of it... I duno we'll have to see i guess but it just seems fishy to me. On the article posted above here are the comments; poor crystal cant catch a break LOL the comments are either disgusted or the peoples first thoughts are... HOLLY! hahahaha crusty you still, will never compare. 1. AWW Poor HOLLY!!! This is crazy news....Happy for the guy if he is truely happy but WOW! Posted at 10:05 PM on Dec 24, 2010 by ang 2. That is just gross..That's her grandfather. What could she possibly find in common with him? I doubt the man can keep up with someone her age not only in the bedroom but just in general. Posted at 11:43 PM on Dec 24, 2010 by Whodat 3. I was never completely comfortable with the fact that my boyfriend is 22 years older than me. This makes us look normal. Posted at 12:32 AM on Dec 25, 2010 by shannonC 4. he wouldn't marry holly but is going to marry one of her tenny bopper replacements? blah. Posted at 1:09 AM on Dec 25, 2010 by Raine 5. She's beautiful and seems really sweet and down to earth. I bet Holly is not liking this!!! When you have all the money he has you can pretty much pick and choose whoever in the world you want! Posted at 1:10 AM on Dec 25, 2010 by kimberly 6. Thats just sad. Everyone smiling in their faces and laughing behind their backs. He's no longer an Icon just an old man that should fade into the shadows. He's OLD news no one cares about Playboy. Posted at 1:18 AM on Dec 25, 2010 by PETER LEE 7. what foolishness, i wish both of them happiness, he's delusional. Posted at 1:19 AM on Dec 25, 2010 by holly 8. just a ring, don't mean anything, he's still married, that said, the Holly ho is not going to be laughing at all Posted at 1:26 AM on Dec 25, 2010 by kinm 9. That LUCKY Bastard Posted at 1:28 AM on Dec 25, 2010 by WALTAJ 10. What a total pervert, she of course is a gold digger obviously but he is just nasty, he could be her great grandpa. Posted at 2:29 AM on Dec 25, 2010 by Me 11. How do you spell "eewwwwwww" or "yuk" or just plain "gross" Posted at 2:33 AM on Dec 25, 2010 by Astonished 12. Why would he want to ruin her life like that, She is 24 years old...where is the wisdom in marrying her. The only thing they could possibly have in common is sex, and he is already getting that from her, why buy the cow? Posted at 2:45 AM on Dec 25, 2010 by Janis 13. Am I missing something? He didn't say engagement ring, he just said ring. It's Christmas so it's probaly just a gift not an engagement ring. I wonder whather family thinks about her dating someone old enough to be her great, great grandfather. Something is off about his need to surround himself with girls young enough to be one of his kids. Posted at 5:07 AM on Dec 25, 2010 by Tee 14. Ewww, it must take a desperate soul to want to go to bed with an old **** like him. Then to marry him too. Wonder what Ms. Holly will think of this. She said she really wanted to marry him, but he wouldn't divorce. Posted at 5:18 AM on Dec 25, 2010 by Glenda 15. Ridiculous, what the **** is the matter with men.....going after women that young...just sick Posted at 5:57 AM on Dec 25, 2010 by Rose Bandura 16. So called men are sick. When they get old they want to be with a woman their daughter's age or younger. The male species is just gross. I am not a lesbian either. I am just alone and prefer it that way. Mainly because guys are so disgustingly gross. Posted at 6:43 AM on Dec 25, 2010 by Kathy 17. You would think Hef would retire to his rocking chair to whittle and pat the dog in his overalls but this old loverboy thinks he is in the crazy 60's. As for the girl, she is no dumb blond-she sees opportunity! Think she would marry an old guy with social security checks coming in? **** no! Posted at 6:53 AM on Dec 25, 2010 by DianeC 18. Is she now covered on his medicare plan? Posted at 7:44 AM on Dec 25, 2010 by Joe 19. I received a ring from my friend and thats exactly what it is ....A ring Posted at 7:44 AM on Dec 25, 2010 by staceyflnative 20. And I thought Anna Nicole Smith was absolutely nuts when she, at the age of 26, married that 89 year old millionaire!! Hefner is marrying a girl young enough to be his great granddaughter??? UGH!! This is digusting!! Posted at 7:44 AM on Dec 25, 2010 by Jennifer 21. Ummm, when will Hef realize these young little girls only marry him for the money? I am an old lady compared to her and they only thing I find attractive about Hef is his money!!! He's 84 for goodness sake...if it still works it's got to be nasty looking!! I bet she's hoping she will be the one to inherit...lol Good luck honey!! Posted at 7:45 AM on Dec 25, 2010 by Tracy 22. I can't believe this! He's going to marry her but he wouldn't Marry Holly, that's rude! Posted at 7:45 AM on Dec 25, 2010 by Kim 23. I guess its a mutual arrangement but It just has a ring of sadness to me. What are these two people possibly doing together? Posted at 7:45 AM on Dec 25, 2010 by jeff 24. Poor Holly so unfair! Posted at 7:45 AM on Dec 25, 2010 by jill 25. If you guys follow the girls next door...you would remember how bad Holly wanted to marry Hugh....i bit she is crying into a pillow right now...sucks... super shockig though Posted at 7:45 AM on Dec 25, 2010 by candy girl 26. so shannonc are you a milf? Posted at 7:46 AM on Dec 25, 2010 by jang 27. so much for never wanting to get married again ! poor holly !!! Posted at 7:46 AM on Dec 25, 2010 by brittany 28. Smart 24 y.o. girl making a short term investment of her time to an 84 y.o. louche who won't last that long ... and then her payday ... you go girl ..!!! Posted at 9:36 AM on Dec 25, 2010 by Nola Maggie8 Posts: 1,183 Registered: 11/23/06 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 25, 2010 4:50 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply Honestly, the ONLY reason he would marry her to begin with is publicity. He doesn't seem to understand that if he got like, six girlfriends, he'd get publicity. This way, he looks like a big jerk for turning down Holly, who everyone loves so much. Then to turn around and marry this skanky, money hungry b1tch and her mother! He will look like a HUGE a$$. I don't think he realizes how bad he looks. Anyway, I guess one my friends and some other people that were there last night were believing he had actually asked her. But, she's not flashing her big man hands with a rock on it, he's not blabbing to the press and no one there today has confirmed it, I'm just gonna keep praying really, really hard. Please, my dear friends, join me in praying for a Christmas Miracle. Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 25, 2010 5:16 PM in response to: Maggie8 Reply the keep PIMPING out the tweets on it.. over and over but still just eluding to the fact that its an engagement ring.. now hes saying how she burst into tears when he gave her the ring (well duh if its true,she just achieved her goal) 6 girlfriends would do the trick these days or if he had just done the whole 5 girlfriends that was supose to happen... but crystal has ensured no other girl can get close enough to tempt hef, the master plan to get to this point i guess. If shes not even wearing it in private where there is no paps i find this really weird, aswell! even if i couldnt declare it to the world cause of some stupid reasons of making a huge event out of it, i would be prancing around with it in private! syllegrrl Posts: 283 Registered: 5/20/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 25, 2010 6:49 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply I told my husband and he was like "He's ooooooold. Does he even know he did it?" pink317 Posts: 518 From: Orange County, CA Registered: 12/4/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 25, 2010 11:40 PM in response to: syllegrrl Reply Hey guys, I usually lurk...don't really post but Hef just confirmed that he proposed to Crystal and I noticed no one posted the official tweet. Yes, the ring I gave Crystal is an engagement ring. I didn't mean to make a mystery out of it. A very merry Christmas to all. 9 minutes ago via Twitterrific * Reply * Retweet Crazy! flossygirl Posts: 385 Registered: 12/20/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 26, 2010 12:15 AM in response to: pink317 Reply Still doesn't mean he will marry her! Imagine if she started planning the wedding at Disneyland like holly wanted… Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 26, 2010 12:39 AM in response to: pink317 Reply what a fuc| Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 26, 2010 12:39 AM in response to: pink317 Reply what a fuc|ing idiot. I dont get the whole in point in marriage when; a. you have clearly gone on about it not working for you & saying its the worst thing for yourself b. the girl you are marrying has nothing in common with you c. the girl you are marrying is only in love with the possibility of money, not you d. the girl you are marrying cant even act the part of being a doting girlfriend and without needing to screw some one else to get her "fix" e. the girl you are marrying is only a rebound & you are only doing what you have done with her to **** off some one else f. its all to grab some more free publicity g. you are about to die and her whole intention is to be married to you when you cark it to inherit what she believes is everything h. the girl you are marrying is using you i. the girl you are marrying is a disgusting pig of a woman gosh we could go on for ever... lets see if we can make the list to Z ladies! feel free to carry it on Mia23 Posts: 670 Registered: 5/17/10 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 26, 2010 1:35 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply I'm not shocked though, she is the saggy boobyprize when Holly walked out on him so he had to lock this up somehow or Crustle would leave or move out of the bedroom. He couldn't stand being alone or with a new money grabber. It's for publicity and so he don't die alone. JOY2 Posts: 4,272 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 26, 2010 3:01 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply this is so funny,lolol.....she has no other talents and he can see she will never be able to take care of herself so she is in fact hef's perfect mate. i also agree it's for publicity, he is fading fast. Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 26, 2010 3:51 AM in response to: JOY2 Reply Joy2Kx is back... Whoop Whoop! We've missed you! Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 26, 2010 3:53 AM in response to: JOY2 Reply > this is so funny,lolol.....she has no other talents > and he can see she will never be able to take care of > herself so she is in fact hef's perfect mate. > > i also agree it's for publicity, he is fading fast. LOLOLOL I totaly agree with everything you said! LOL @ twitter...Helll of a way to proclaim your love for your beastly bride! Tweet's Posted Image Posted Image Posted Image Posted Image Posted Image Posted Image Posted Image Posted Image circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 26, 2010 8:44 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply This is pretty much how we all predicted it would pan out. Hef is doing this for 2 reasons, IMHO: 1. As a last-ditch PR effort on behalf of the magazine and his falling empire 2. To ensure that he has someone chained to his side right up until the end Crusty and Mummy were all too happy to oblige because all they see are $$$. So it's pretty much a win-win! LOL! |
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Page 214 Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 26, 2010 9:28 AM in response to: circe21 Reply Playboy's Hugh Hefner engaged to 24-year-old former playmate December 26th, 2010 Comments (276 comments) Who says May-Miss December romances don't work? Hugh Hefner, the 84-year-old Viagra-popping founder of Playboy, is tying the knot for the third time. This time the lucky gal ??? is 24-year-old Crystal Harris, December 2009 playmate of the month. “When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears,”Crustal and Mum probably bought the ring Hefner posted on his Twitter account. "This is the happiest Christmas weekend in memory." “Yes, the ring I gave Crystal is an engagement ring," he clarified later for those asking if it was merely a Christmas present or a step forward for the couple. Hefner posted that he and Harris spent the night before Christmas watching a movie, then exchanging gifts. Hefner had a few for his girlfriend, including the legendary diamond Playboy watch, which Harris tweeted a picture of. His big gift was the engagement ring. It was a "memorable Christmas Eve together," Hefner tweeted. Hefner's love life has, of course, been well documented – including the popular reality show showcasing a trio of girlfriends in "The Girls Next Door." Hefner and his previous wife, 1988 playmate of the year Kimberley Conrad, were married in 1989 and separated in 1998. They divorced this year. Now Hefner will walk down the aisle half a century after his first marriage in 1959 to Mildred Williams. But if you think Hef might not be the exact icon of monogamy or a perfect relationship, he begs to differ. In an interview with RadarOnline.com after the breakup of Sandra Bullock and Jesse James, he said more than anyone, he knows all of the sides to a relationship – and what makes one work. "I was married and completely faithful for eight years," he told Radar. "I lived a single life, a playboy lifestyle, before and after it, but while I was married I was faithful to it." Hefner told the New York Times magazine in July that he uses Viagra – which he called "God's little helper" – a couple of times a week. gagging ewwwwww Message was edited by: Teresa (; Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 26, 2010 11:22 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply Comments: LMFAO!!! Shallow Harris December 26, 2010 at 10:29 am | Report abuse | Reply What's the big deal? When she turns 40, he will only be 100 years old. December 26, 2010 at 10:29 am | Report abuse | Reply Hahahahahaha... But isn't this a form of Pedophilia? Doesn't Hef have to register with authorities? December 26, 2010 at 11:01 am | Report abuse | Talk about LOW SELF ESTEEM! LMAO!!!!! She has to be the laugh of the town. Let's see where she ends up 10 years down the road when he chucks her aside for a 16 yr old! December 26, 2010 at 10:30 am | Report abuse | Reply probably like Anna Nicole, unless she's lucky enough to find someone who cares about her, but highly doubtful in that circle. But, you never know.. December 26, 2010 at 11:02 am | Report abuse | great grandpa? December 26, 2010 at 10:32 am | Report abuse | Reply This is a business deal, he gets to die happy in bed next to "Barbie" and she gets fame and fortune to "stomach" the experience. Guys may be jealous of Hef, but non gold digging educated women are not jealous of Harris – GROSS.... I was once a hottie and I turned down many offers from old men with money in college when I was broke – I preferred dating good looking guys my age.... Harris likely thinks she'll get enough fame and money out of the deal to help her make a future living in show business and to cover the therapy to make her forget what she had to stoop down to do to get it. Obviously she wouldn't be marrying Hef if she could've made her own $$ December 26, 2010 at 10:34 am | Report abuse | Reply W T F ? Are you fools for real ? You think any woman who calls this Bimbo out is "jealous" ? The image of that limp old **** popping Viagra to get it up is enough to make any intelligent person lose her lunch. December 26, 2010 at 10:37 am | Report abuse | Reply Oh c'mon people ! Don't take this story seriously. Two words come to my mind......PUBLICITY STUNT. December 26, 2010 at 10:37 am | Report abuse | Reply Who says May-December romances don't work? Who says it's a romance? You don't need to be an actuarial scientist to do the math here. I guess she considers it worth the wait - and that she doesn't plan to self-destruct like Anna Nicole Smith before she finally gets to enjoy the wealth for which she is selling her soul. December 26, 2010 at 10:38 am | Report abuse | Reply she likes Hef's nose candy, too December 26, 2010 at 10:39 am | Report abuse | Reply Sadly, as the saying goes–there's no fool like an --well, you know. December 26, 2010 at 10:42 am | Report abuse | Reply He's a dirty old man and she's a hungry gold digger....made for each other! December 26, 2010 at 10:42 am | Report abuse | Reply LMFAO!! Life as a whoore is hard. Some women are selling themselves for $10 on the street corner, others have to spend years with a mummy in bed. December 26, 2010 at 10:44 am | Report abuse | Reply Of course she only loves him for himself....They say it is not the whoores that are lacking but money. If money did not exist this woman never in a million year would marry this old man. December 26, 2010 at 10:44 am | Report abuse | Reply You like sloppy seconds? Don't you feel nauseous just thinking of the wilting c.ck she just had in her before you? December 26, 2010 at 10:47 am | Report abuse | Holy crap this is just gross.... Why would a beautiful??? woman like that marry someone with such old balls?.... And how dumb can Hef be that he'd be dumb enough to marry so close to death?... His entire estate will go to a woman he hardly knows rather than the family that's had to endure the perils of fame?... Oh Christ.... I can already see the next reality show out of the Playboy Mansion – Crystal's Palace.... December 26, 2010 at 10:46 am | Report abuse | Reply He has children. She is not only disgusting but also stupid. December 26, 2010 at 10:48 am | Report abuse That is what you call true love with dollar signs written all over the word "love". Let me ask: If Hefner was not filthy rich would this gold digger even look at him? Just look how cold her kiss is. See the $ in her eyes and on her forehead; need I mention the greedy, gold digger , fake smile? December 26, 2010 at 10:47 am | Report abuse | Reply Hef sold his soul to the devil. The price of his fortune is that he never knew real happiness. December 26, 2010 at 10:51 am | Report abuse | It is simple: she has ****** when she sees $$$$$$$ December 26, 2010 at 10:49 am | Report abuse | Reply B]Let's hope his tongue is still intact. December 26, 2010 at 10:52 am | Report abuse | Lets just say that the worlds oldest profession is still alive an well. She is selling herself to the highest bidder and he is buying ,all under the guise of being legitimate. A hard working young man with integrity and a spiritual foundation would of been a better choice but dollar signs won out. December 26, 2010 at 10:53 am | Report abuse | Reply HAHAHAHA Maybe he needs somebody who wipes his butt? December 26, 2010 at 10:54 am | Report abuse | The words "Tied down" won't be in the pre-nupt December 26, 2010 at 10:57 am | Report abuse | LOLOLOL Some women are like garbage cans. Anybody can fill them up. December 26, 2010 at 10:57 am | Report abuse | Reply Wonder if they have a heart monitor near they're bed.... December 26, 2010 at 11:00 am | Report abuse | Reply Good lord, all these comments that buy into the nonsense that this is somehow real. its brand marketing, purely business, thats all. December 26, 2010 at 11:04 am | Report abuse | Reply LMAO She is quite smart and has a degree in music and another in historic preservation. Her specialty is restoring old organs. December 26, 2010 at 11:09 am | Report abuse | Reply Loser. Isnt he dead yet? December 26, 2010 at 11:10 am | Report abuse | Reply LOL People still buy Playboy? December 26, 2010 at 11:11 am | Report abuse | Reply News Ticker:..."This just in: Hugh Hefner's 4th wife just born today!" December 26, 2010 at 11:14 am | Report abuse | Reply I can't imagine being with grandpa and the hanging sacage-nasteeeeeeee! December 26, 2010 at 11:19 am | Report abuse | Reply Only a bimbo would marry such a pig. December 26, 2010 at 9:07 am | Report abuse | Reply Women exploited themselves?????? That has got to be the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard. Young women, most are barely of legal age, are tempted with 10 minutes of fame and then discarded when the next one comes along. All the while old pervert Hef gets rich and moves from one young girl to the next. You Hef groupies will all get to meet your idol someday..... IN ****!!! December 26, 2010 at 10:23 am | Report abuse | imagine the situation reversed and some really old, wrinkled woman marrying some 24-year-old well-endowed himbo. December 26, 2010 at 10:27 am | Report abuse | Hef's rule is to divide his age in half and subtract that number by 18. December 26, 2010 at 10:03 am | Report abuse | She's not a bimbo. She is a little plastic f doll. Fair trade. December 26, 2010 at 9:11 am | Report abuse | Reply i like playboy but this is just vulgar ...sad too. December 26, 2010 at 9:12 am | Report abuse | Reply What is not sickening about this? December 26, 2010 at 9:13 am | Report abuse | Reply That she isn't marrying me instead... In all seriousness, why would he get married?? Dumb move. It is all monetarily motivated and the cards are in her hand. Oh well. I'm sure a prenup is on the burner. Also, liked KConrad. She had some class. December 26, 2010 at 9:50 am | Report abuse | Of course she loves him... who wouldn't love a great grandpa? December 26, 2010 at 9:20 am | Report abuse | Reply Die happy? I doubt it. She has the body of a Playmate but the soul of Hannibal Lecter. You have to be seriously twisted to want fame so bad you'd crawl into the sack with an 84 year old gimmer. I wonder how she puts on makeup without a reflection in the mirror... December 26, 2010 at 9:48 am | Report abuse | !!!!! you speak the truth about the soul of this woman Another Anna Nicole, only Hef is not nearly as rich or as old as the corpse Anna Nicole married. December 26, 2010 at 9:58 am | Report abuse | LMFAO!!!! I am curious... why isn't this guy dead yet? Wasn't he part of the Addams family? There seems to be something of the 'undead' in his eyes. Truly, he and Uncle Fester seem to have lot in common. His new wife should keep the duct tape handy just in case. December 26, 2010 at 9:27 am | Report abuse | Reply "shaking what momma gave her?" More like, "shaking what she bought from a bottle of hair dye and a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon." December 26, 2010 at 9:44 am | Report abuse | I would imagine he has STD's the CDC has yet to identify. The gift that keeps on giving, unlike her engagement ring. December 26, 2010 at 9:33 am | Report abuse | Reply LMAO!! she looks 'pure plastic'.. but i suppose his d ick must be too at his age..so its a perfect fit.. December 26, 2010 at 9:39 am | Report abuse | Reply This girl's picture just replaced Anna Nicole's in the dictionary next to the word "bimbo." December 26, 2010 at 9:46 am | Report abuse | Reply Poor bast..ard, cannot even recall his recent Chritsmases. Atleast she'll be able to remind him of his house address. December 26, 2010 at 10:12 am | Report abuse | Reply LOLOLOL Best line was, "This is the happiest Christmas weekend in memory." Did I have oatmeal or Cream of Wheat for breakfast? December 26, 2010 at 10:16 am | Report abuse | Reply Dear Crystal, today you smile of your new found wealth and fame but eventually you will be face to face, body to body with a different stiff and a need to call 911. December 26, 2010 at 10:23 am | Report abuse | Reply LOL You know who she sort of resembles...? Put her in a dark wig and stand her next to Michael Douglas. December 26, 2010 at 11:42 am | Report abuse | Reply May-December? more like late January-mid-December. beam me up... December 26, 2010 at 11:52 am | Report abuse | Reply LOLOL "This is the happiest Christmas weekend in memory." That's because you can't remember last Christmas never mind how you got out of bed this morning, you old ****. December 26, 2010 at 11:54 am | Report abuse | Reply There are about 500 comments and going. It was like reading the comic page!! pdub4 Posts: 5,165 Registered: 2/20/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 26, 2010 12:10 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply What a fucccking idiot Hef is. He just proved what I've been saying about him (ie, idiot, moron, dumbazz, stupid, etc) all along. MORON. I don't care which 20something idiot he got engaged to, it's so sad that he has no friends or family who would stop him from doing this. While I think age doesn't really matter, when you are that old and that rich, why jepordize your "legacy" by bothering to give your obvious trophy your last name? Anna Nicole anyone? That is all. Message was edited by: pdub4 flossygirl Posts: 385 Registered: 12/20/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 26, 2010 12:34 PM in response to: pdub4 Reply Crystal has just tweeted she and hef are trending. I would not be bragging if I was her, clearly she hasn't read what people are saying about her! It's not good. flossygirl Posts: 385 Registered: 12/20/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 26, 2010 12:55 PM in response to: flossygirl Reply LOL! our morning news show is on and they are going to the gossip segment. The reporter just said " Hugh Hefner is engaged, all the GROSS details coming up"!!!' Samantha112 Posts: 2,507 Registered: 11/22/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 26, 2010 1:19 PM in response to: flossygirl Reply > LOL! our morning news show is on and they are going > to the gossip segment. The reporter just said " Hugh > Hefner is engaged, all the GROSS details coming > up"!!!' lmao!! i dont think he will go through with it, this is all obviously for publicity and a new show/special on E! just a bunch of BS because when they suddenly "break off the wedding" that's even MORE publicity for HEF! flossygirl Posts: 385 Registered: 12/20/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 26, 2010 1:29 PM in response to: Samantha112 Reply The reporter asked "who's the lucky girl" and the gossip reporter said " anyone who's NOT engaged to him!" Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 26, 2010 2:42 PM in response to: flossygirl Reply hahahahahahahahhaha oh this is all CLASSIC! wonder if she still will get paid to be a "wife" imagine if he cut her off and said if they love each other money shouldnt matter? lol. Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 26, 2010 2:54 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply Top Tweets on Twitter....God did he make an asss out of himself. Crustal finally reached 101,456 followers on twitter. LMAO her album is ready for release and nobody knew who she was until Hefpervert proposed then announced their engagement(via twitter.)How romantic BWHAHAHHAHAHA!! WHAT A FOOL! @E! said something about a new reality show called..."Hef and Crustal Getting Married." Who the helll wants to watch a pedophile and Crustal getting married?? EEEWWWWWWWW! @blank Does Hugh Hefner realize that his fiancé was younger when "Schindler's List" came out than he was when Schindler's actual list came out? 2 hours ago Favorite Undo Retweet Reply » @blank Hugh Hefner got engaged to a woman 60 years younger than him?? Ick. Someone call Dark Bunny cuz #somethingaintright 2 hours ago Favorite Undo Retweet Reply » @blank Hugh Hefner is 84 and engaged to a 24 year old? She's not a gold digger. More like a grave digger. 1 hour ago Favorite Undo Retweet Reply Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 26, 2010 3:03 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply @BestWorstAdvice Hugh Hefner is 84 and engaged to a 24 year old? She's not a gold digger. More like a grave digger @blank 84-year-old Hugh Hefner proposed 2 his 24-year-old girlfriend Crystal Harris on Christmas Eve, giving an entirely new meaning 2 "HO-HO-HO." @blank Hugh Hefner is engaged again but they haven't decided whether to tell him or not. @bank Congrats to the biggest G in the world, Hef - http://yhoo.it/haJlvb ... even though @hollymadison123 is much prettier haha Message was edited by: Bobmarley - you can tell how long i was laughing reading all the tweets by the time it took to post that without realising T had done the same first! Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 26, 2010 3:05 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply how can she be stoked shes trending, and thanking everyone for the sweet comments, when, if you search them they're all laughing in their faces? flossygirl Posts: 385 Registered: 12/20/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 26, 2010 3:22 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply And I have seen a few #teamholly in the tweets. Let's get #teamholly trending just to Piss crusty off! Personally though I think holly is better off now than when she was at the mansion. Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 26, 2010 3:28 PM in response to: flossygirl Reply yup totally agree, she is in a much better position, i know which girls position i'd if rather be in!! And T, you are right.. right before all her product launches... its been the one time hes mentioned her that anything has ever happened with ppl talking about her or following her.. MMA050 Posts: 3,366 Registered: 7/29/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 26, 2010 4:13 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply j. It's a business arrangement to keep her relevant. k. It's a publicity stunt for her upcoming ventures in January. l. It's another way to get another reality show with Crustal and Hef on tv. Title: Crustal and Hef Prepares to marry. Charlie to serve as ring bearers. m. The engagement is a farce. n. Mommo Lee must be so proud of her gold-digger daughter o. Crustal pressured the old geyer into marrying her to rub salt into Holly's wounds. p. Crustal is in love with herself and the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ she will inherit. Carry on folks! 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Page 215 Mia23 Posts: 670 Registered: 5/17/10 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 26, 2010 4:50 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply Bahahahahahahahahahaha! No more weekly girlfriend paycheck just another flop tv show. Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 26, 2010 5:13 PM in response to: Mia23 Reply > Bahahahahahahahahahaha! No more weekly girlfriend > paycheck just another flop tv show. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! @N*tG*ryB*sey Congrats to Hugh Hefner. Finding a girl with daddy issues is tough, but finding a girl with granddaddy issues is almost impossible. 22 minutes ago Favorite Undo Retweet Reply @BLANK Hugh Hefner is marrying a twenty-four-year-old. Because marrying a twenty-three-year-old would be ostentatious. 22 minutes ago Favorite Undo Retweet Reply @BLANK ima need for hugh hefner to date somebody not the age of his daughters daughter fucckin perv 22 minutes ago Favorite Undo Retweet Reply @NotSoSexyTruth Hugh Hefner's age (minus) his fiance's age (plus) Hugh Hefner's liver spots (divided) by his shriveled testicles = I'm going to barf. 2 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply THIS IS TOO MUCH!! LMFAO!! Bahahahhaha!!!! Bubblers Posts: 519 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 26, 2010 5:21 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply Is it me or does it seem like the ONLY people that are "happy" for Hef and Crusty are the ones on PAYROLL?? flossygirl Posts: 385 Registered: 12/20/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 26, 2010 6:24 PM in response to: Bubblers Reply I'm happy this is all going on today! Rainy and cold outside (so much for a hot Australian summer) and I'm inside being very entertained by all these tweets and messages. Thanks Hef! I always enjoy a good laugh. By the way Teena Marie has died and knocked hef off the top of the trending list… Message was edited by: flossygirl pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 26, 2010 7:02 PM in response to: flossygirl Reply what I want to know is what do hbk and kimberly think about this??? and the unofficial girlfriends? Mia23 Posts: 670 Registered: 5/17/10 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 26, 2010 7:12 PM in response to: flossygirl Reply Now Crustle will have her bitchifit being left out! Mia23 Posts: 670 Registered: 5/17/10 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 26, 2010 7:16 PM in response to: pollywood Reply Didn't Kim cheat on Hef? What's that say?LOL Holly left that mess and hurt him so bad that he is marrying Crustle now. The other girls probably do not want diaper duty let alone sex duty. It's been long enough after Holly to move on and make it look like not rebound. Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 26, 2010 7:23 PM in response to: pollywood Reply is anna going to be bridesmaid? i sure as h3ll wouldnt want someone screwing my bf in my bridal party!!! how F**kd up is that going to be Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 26, 2010 7:25 PM in response to: Souleone Reply why hasnt she pimped out pictures on twitter of the ring? maybe crystal just said he did and he goes "oh did i, how nice, ok" angelz969 Posts: 183 Registered: 4/14/07 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 26, 2010 8:09 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply Wonder if Mary thinks the engagement is a good idea? circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 26, 2010 8:44 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply OT: Teresa - add me to the Adam Lambert fan club with you and Aani! Just saw video for "If I Had You"...wow........ badfred Posts: 4,444 Registered: 4/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 26, 2010 9:05 PM in response to: flossygirl Reply Just turned on the computer, it was on MSN, rushed right to the board. Well, he said sooner than later on this one, and I guess he was true to his word. There aren't any words, just I can't believe it... Thank goodness Holly had the sense to leave before he popped the question to her... Love to read the prenup Love to see him in his scooter on the way down the isle Have to agree I wonder what Marry thinks? Or even Barbie? Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 26, 2010 9:36 PM in response to: badfred Reply wonder if it will be an actual legit marriage, or just the whole act so people think its true? save all the bother? pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 26, 2010 9:37 PM in response to: badfred Reply they probably think it's just hef throwing her a bone and he'll never actually go through with it. pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 26, 2010 9:39 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply it might be a "ceremony" but hef might conveniently not file the marriage license "mary, you know what to do with this" "yes sir! *throws in trash*" |
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Page 216 amystarr Posts: 417 Registered: 5/26/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 26, 2010 9:42 PM in response to: pollywood Reply pretty soon we'll see tweets of her trying on fugly wedding dresses Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 26, 2010 9:46 PM in response to: pollywood Reply some new tweets (hahahahaha): Hugh Hefner & 24-yr-old girlfriend getting married! Bride will wear Christian Dior. Groom will wear Depends. 24-year old Crystal Harris is marrying Hugh Hefner for the articles. So hugh hefner is getting married again...interesting- $50 says he dies b4 he gets 2 the alter! About to take a page from Hugh Hefner's fiancé and marry a cougar cuz I'm tired of working .... of course Crystal Harris cried when Hefner proposed. They were tears of joy. She just won the lottery. What a lovely couple. I find it funny now crystal's not even mentioned in many of the tweets now. sorry whoare you had your 15 minutes. Over here E! are running GND (Or girls of the playboy mansion as it is called here) marathons, and suprise suprise NO SEASON 6! its all the good old ones... and I was actually laughing at how much he references marriage being bullsh!t Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 26, 2010 9:48 PM in response to: pollywood Reply Yeah i reckon it will just be a ceremony if he has to do it (which i bet mum & crystal will be pushing for one asap before he can change his mind) and not be official because realy, who needs to know? ahhhh i am suprised she hasnt tweeted her heart out skiting and showing things off!!! Wonder what plastic surgery will be required before hef lets her walk down the isle? Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 26, 2010 10:36 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply HAHAHAHAHahaha oh golly gosh it was just on the national nz news!! It was hilarious, the presenters said "and we wish them all the best" while trying to hold back the laughter, clearly taking the pi$$ flossygirl Posts: 385 Registered: 12/20/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 26, 2010 10:57 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply Ive been watching the marathon on and off too (Foxtel) I read an interview a few years ago in which the interviewer describes hef f@rting throughout, and thats all I can think of today! Crystals hubby is Mr Methane! Message was edited by: flossygirl flossygirl Posts: 385 Registered: 12/20/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 27, 2010 1:42 AM in response to: flossygirl Reply I don't think they'll actually get married, but if they do she won't get a good honeymoon. I can't see him travelling anywhere. Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 27, 2010 7:51 AM in response to: Bubblers Reply > Is it me or does it seem like the ONLY people that > are "happy" for Hef and Crusty are the ones on > PAYROLL?? It's not you, the playmates and Crustals fan twitters ?? are tweeting their congratulations to Crustal and Hef. Kendra and Josie Stevens(Married To Rock)have tweeted their congratulations too. Wonder which one is next in line to pose? LMAO at Anna. She's afraid people will forget she's the centerfold of the month.LOL can't let a tiny proposal get in the way of her spreaaaddd. Here is a Christmas gift from her DAD! Posted Image Posted Image Hef's Christmas present to Marston and Cooper....Perverted pig!! Hef's pimping this out on twitter for three hundred bucks. Posted Image Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 27, 2010 9:15 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply Funny Tweets! @blank Hope when I turn 60 I can think, quietly, "My wife is being born somewhere." #hefner 2 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply @blank Hugh Hefner's getting married again. I guess the bride-to-be automatically has the "something old" part covered. 3 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply bunnyluv Posts: 2,044 Registered: 1/21/06 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 28, 2010 12:40 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply > @blank Hope when I turn 60 I can think, quietly, > "My wife is being born somewhere." #hefner Lololol! Mia23 Posts: 670 Registered: 5/17/10 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 28, 2010 3:26 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply > > LMAO at Anna. She's afraid people will forget she's > the centerfold of the month.LOL can't let a tiny > proposal get in the way of her spreaaaddd. > Here is a Christmas gift from her DAD! > > target="_blank">> src="http://i51.tinypic.com/2h3wmea.jpg" border="0" > alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic"> > This is so gross!And yes Crustle and Hef stole her thunder-so sad. Mia23 Posts: 670 Registered: 5/17/10 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 28, 2010 3:26 AM in response to: flossygirl Reply > I don't think they'll actually get married, but if > they do she won't get a good honeymoon. I can't see > him travelling anywhere. I agree. Mia23 Posts: 670 Registered: 5/17/10 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 28, 2010 3:27 AM in response to: Bubblers Reply > Is it me or does it seem like the ONLY people that > are "happy" for Hef and Crusty are the ones on > PAYROLL?? Bahahahahahha Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 28, 2010 7:24 AM in response to: flossygirl Reply > I don't think they'll actually get married, but if > they do she won't get a good honeymoon. I can't see > him travelling anywhere. LOL They'll go to Vegas and have Elvis marry them!! badfred Posts: 4,444 Registered: 4/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 28, 2010 3:26 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply Don't think so, all the wedding have been at the Mansion including Kendra, Hef and Kim's, guess the first cheating wife did not have a manison to get married in, that came later, after he wanted her to sleep with his brother, then called it cheating double standard to go with Crystal's double chin MMA050 Posts: 3,366 Registered: 7/29/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 28, 2010 5:22 PM in response to: badfred Reply > Don't think so, all the wedding have been at the > Mansion including Kendra, Hef and Kim's, guess the > first cheating wife did not have a manison to get > married in, that came later, after he wanted her to > sleep with his brother, then called it cheating > double standard to go with Crystal's double chin The wedding will be held under the fowl roost, so the birds can poop on Crustal and her senile pappi |
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Page 217 badfred Posts: 4,444 Registered: 4/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 28, 2010 8:25 PM in response to: MMA050 Reply Monkey house! Live in Denver for years and the monkeys and all primates have outdoor enviroments. When to the National Zoo and the smell of the monkey primate house was so awful we turned and walked out! Wrote my master Thesis on Monkey behavior and still love them. Monkey house or the bird house both wonderful places for the two to be married, or the hog house... MMA050 Posts: 3,366 Registered: 7/29/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 28, 2010 9:07 PM in response to: badfred Reply > Monkey house! Live in Denver for years and the > monkeys and all primates have outdoor enviroments. > When to the National Zoo and the smell of the monkey > primate house was so awful we turned and walked out! > > Wrote my master Thesis on Monkey behavior and still > love them. > > Monkey house or the bird house both wonderful places > for the two to be married, or the hog house... LOl. I agree! pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 28, 2010 9:59 PM in response to: badfred Reply yeah he hadn't made it big when he married his first wife. pdub4 Posts: 5,165 Registered: 2/20/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 29, 2010 8:55 AM in response to: pollywood Reply As to how valid this whole thing is, anyone else find it telling that Anna hasn't said sh!t about it on her twitter either? Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 29, 2010 9:17 AM in response to: pdub4 Reply > As to how valid this whole thing is, anyone else find > it telling that Anna hasn't said sh!t about it on her > twitter either? LOL I posted the same question on another thread! Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 29, 2010 9:23 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply @CrystalHarris Crystal Harris RT @ProducerMichael Trying to decide where @CrystalHarris will hang all of her Platinum records! http://ow.ly/i/6ChW 21 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply Publicity! Nobody knew who she was!! SassiAani Posts: 2,258 Registered: 12/4/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 29, 2010 9:26 AM in response to: Souleone Reply The open window... Crazyfan101 Posts: 9,048 Registered: 2/25/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 29, 2010 12:19 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply > @CrystalHarris Crystal Harris > RT @ProducerMichael Trying to decide where > @CrystalHarris will hang all of her Platinum records!> http://ow.ly/i/6ChW > 21 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply > > Publicity! Nobody knew who she was!! Platinum records??? Come on, that's delusional. Samantha112 Posts: 2,507 Registered: 11/22/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 29, 2010 2:51 PM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply > > @CrystalHarris Crystal Harris > > RT @ProducerMichael Trying to decide where > > @CrystalHarris will hang all of her Platinum > records!> http://ow.ly/i/6ChW > > 21 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply > > > > Publicity! Nobody knew who she was!! > > Platinum records??? Come on, that's delusional. when i saw that i laughed....it's just ridiculous!! Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 29, 2010 3:24 PM in response to: Samantha112 Reply > > > @CrystalHarris Crystal Harris > > > RT @ProducerMichael Trying to decide where > > > @CrystalHarris will hang all of her Platinum > > records!> http://ow.ly/i/6ChW > > > 21 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply > > > > > > Publicity! Nobody knew who she was!! > > > > Platinum records??? Come on, that's delusional. > > when i saw that i laughed....]Bit's just ridiculous!! I laughed until I was crying!! bwahahaha ITA with both of you!! Message was edited by: Teresa (; JOY2 Posts: 4,272 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 29, 2010 6:11 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply teresa i hope you are well.....i read so many funny posts of yours but don't have time to reply, keep up the good fun. Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 30, 2010 2:15 PM in response to: JOY2 Reply > teresa i hope you are well.....i read so many funny > posts of yours but don't have time to reply, keep up > the good fun. Thank you! Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 30, 2010 10:50 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply hughhefner I'm listening to an early mix of Crystal's first single, tentatively titled "Club Queen." Really catchy. I've been going through photos taken on Christmas Eve when I gave Crystal the ring. It's a really moving moment. amystarr Posts: 417 Registered: 5/26/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 31, 2010 2:59 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply http://thedirty.com/2010/12/crystal-harris-has-always-been-nothing-but-a-gold-digger/ hope Nik really does get more info out of this former best friend! amystarr Posts: 417 Registered: 5/26/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 31, 2010 3:07 AM in response to: amystarr Reply In fact, maybe it's this chick Erin who is talking to nick: http://thedirty.com/2008/06/la_jolla_models3f/ |
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