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| Crystal Harris-Hefner thread. Crustal's, many faces, lies, failed career moves & infections.; Post that made us LOFAO! | |
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Page 218 Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 31, 2010 3:51 AM in response to: amystarr Reply the dirty link from above.. Crystal Harris Has Always Been Nothing But A Gold Digger THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was friends with Crystal when she lived in SD and let me tell you she is the biggest gold digging sloot I have ever met in my life. She trys to put on this act like she’s some sweet innocent girl and it makes me want to vomit. Since the age of 20 she has been living with 40 something yr old rich trouts. She would get these old men sending her messages on myspace telling her they would pay her 30,000 a month to be their girlfriend and I was thinking yeah right. I know she went down to Hollywood a few times and f***** these men in hotels and the guys would tell her they would wire 10,000 in her account the next day and guess what they never did. I also know that she has never been faithful to a boyfriend. She got with Hef Holloween night of 08 and ended up in his bedroom with the twins that night. She told a girl I know “it’s gross huh?” about her going down and seeing Hef every weekend. If I was Hef I would think twice before getting with this gold digging sloot. This was submitted by her former best friend, awesome! Trying to get more dirt out of her.- nik 9 Dirty Comments Crystal Harris Has Always Been Nothing But A Gold Digger December 30, 2010 at 2:51 pmAnonymous says: I’ve never understood playmates. You could just sit around vegas or Hollywood until you snared a rich 40yr old trout…why sleep with your grandpa? 80 years old? sick to my stomach Reply to AnonymousDecember 30, 2010 at 2:52 pmanonymous... says: What I don’t understand is why Hef would put a ring on this chicks finger and not Holly? Holly was the only chick that actually loved Hef? I mean come on, look how long she stayed with him waiting for a purposal and you could just tell from the old show how much she cared for him. Poor Holly ………. Reply to anonymous...December 30, 2010 at 2:54 pmbuckchoi says: little pooch and all brah Reply to buckchoiDecember 30, 2010 at 3:00 pmGear Head says: would be fun for a weekend. beyond that, no thanks. Reply to Gear HeadDecember 30, 2010 at 3:03 pmBLACK 45 says: HEF has had the greatest life of any man.But this is crap just a ploy he could not get it up with meds these days and the empire is crumbling.So there will be no money left for her so just let HEF be happy letting her suck on his liver spotted gregg.She wil get what she deserves when its all over and thats nothing. Reply to BLACK 45December 30, 2010 at 3:19 pmRobin says: Know what, Nik? I knew it was a totally jealous female who wrote this before I saw your comment. Glad I was correct. Crystal Harris is a beautiful woman. Reply to RobinDecember 30, 2010 at 3:49 pmwhoooore says: i agree that the only reason he’s marrying again is because playboy is crumbling. this crystal chick is beyond dumb if she doesn’t realize this and beyond pathetic if she does. Reply to whooooreDecember 30, 2010 at 3:51 pmAnon says: I was one of those guys on Myspace that was talking to her. I never offered her money and unfortunately she was in the process of moving to the mansion when I started talking to her, because I would have liked to have hit it. I always found it funny seeing her in the news after my brief encounter with her, I guess this is all true about her. Reply to AnonDecember 30, 2010 at 4:13 pmAnonymous says: She’s average looking at best. There are thousands of chicks that look like this…why take out a lifetime contract? Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 31, 2010 4:04 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply and the second story with a few "interesting" comments: La Jolla Models? EMAIL: Nik, This is La Jolla High School’s finest alumni.. Crystal and Erin. The legacy lives on.. Crystal had videotaped herself having fun with a Louisville slugger and it leaked out.. ooops.. Or was it all in the master plan to gain exposure and become a 3rd rate San Diego “model” I know 3 different guys whom have all had threesomes with this wonderful pair…A whales vagina! There is no such thing as San Diego models. I have heard of San Diego Pro Hoze or San Diego Cleat Chasers. They look like they might have those uniforms on, but definitely not models in my book.- nik Um... says: These girls would be prettier with clothes on. Not feeling the oversized bra and the baby fat. hah no says: i live in la jolla, these girls are two gross skanks.. crystal harris thinks abortions are adequate forms of birth control. They aren’t even close to la jolla’s finest nikkkk says: Nik- why so nice, these girls are fat, the one in the front has saggy **** and an oversized bra and has the face of a shim, the one in back is fat (arms/stomach/legs) and has the same beat *** face as the girl in the front. Dropping the ball these days? anonymous says: Rachel, yeah there is a tape, saw it back in highschool, i’m ljhs class of ’03, crytsal was ’04… she was a huge skank in hs who dated a 28 year old coke dealer, i dont think much has changed. These girls are beat and trashy and give la jolla a bad name anony. says: whoever Sexy can I and Rachel are ( can we say Crystal and Erin).. It is common knowledge that Crystal Harris dated a coke dealer in high school, is a huge whore and everyone at LJHS knows that Crystal stuck a baseball bat up her vagina.. Erin Ewalt isn’t as bad, but I definitely wouldn’t want to wake up next to her in the morning without make up (trust me, I’ve done it) poor la jolla says: hahaha its about time crystal gets up on here, lets just say I had the pleasure of meeting her while she was coked out of her mind showin off her saggy *** ****, same night ends up eating her dudes *** hole in front of eveyone not giving a ****, classy?!! she looks way better in her “modeling” airbrushed shots. I have a few pics not airbrushed :] party on *****!! EM says: loose lips sink ships..nough said..and saggy **** go hand in hand with coke whores…which they look like, so im going to go with that story rather than friends sticking up for friends..which is cool, but worthless if too many people know the truth..look cute, but beat roast beef between the legs is nasty, no matter how hot they may look. lol, like that one about the photo shoot and tricking them..gotta see that anonymous says: crystal stuck a f*cking wiffle ball bad up her cooter and took a picture of it and it leaked out to pretty much everyone in high school. and she’s heff’s new gf??!! duh she’s a dumb wh*re Anonymous says: I can’t wait for the bat video to come out! Maybe someone’s waiting for the show to air, in which case all the girls BF’s she F*cked at LJHS will have the last laugh. Yeah, it’s all true. Especially the part about the abortions. And the guy george sticking up for her, he f*cked her the first day he met her.. you do the math sarah says: dumb ****. story’s true. saw the video five years ago. pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Dec 31, 2010 8:12 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply louisville slugger. that's more than a wiffle bat! Maggie8 Posts: 1,183 Registered: 11/23/06 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 1, 2011 8:38 PM in response to: pollywood Reply Hey, she can take it. Where do you think those gigantic labia flaps came from? Well, that and the Labia Pulling Contests. Bubblers Posts: 519 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 1, 2011 9:26 PM in response to: Maggie8 Reply Is that like a taffy pulling contest? Except, of course, taffy doesn't smell like a yeast infection and baby oil... pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 1, 2011 9:59 PM in response to: Bubblers Reply bubblers you totally crack me up they make these weights to "reverse" circumcision. I think of those when we talk about scallopina. wildchick86 Posts: 5,718 From: Rockville Registered: 3/22/06 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 1, 2011 11:15 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply Those are both very disturbing Christmas gifts, especially of a dad bragging about his daughter being in Playboy badfred Posts: 4,444 Registered: 4/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 2, 2011 12:35 AM in response to: wildchick86 Reply In some countries they cut those babies off. It is painful for the woman if cut to close. My daughter (OMG) said guys like those lips. I watch those plastic surgery shows and some ladies have them shortened to decrease problems with the landing flaps. I winder if Jessica Simpson interview any of those ladies. The ones that are cut to the enterance and very painful. I guess that will be Hef wedding present cut off landing flaps. Bobmarley Posts: 1,700 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 2, 2011 12:57 AM in response to: badfred Reply ewww dangle berries! I'm young..ish and know of no guys that like them! They make fun & make alsorts of crude jokes about about any girl they know that has them!! Message was edited by: Bobmarley - emphasis on the NO part lol.. pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 2, 2011 1:20 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply I have heard that a certain ethnicity/race likes them flappy, but that could be a rumor/stereotype. Mia23 Posts: 670 Registered: 5/17/10 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 2, 2011 4:06 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply > ewww > ="color:red">dangle berries! > I'm young..ish and know of > no guys that like them! They make fun & > make alsorts of crude jokes about about any girl they > know that has them!! > > > Message was edited by: > Bobmarley - emphasis on the NO part lol.. > Bob, do you have button that controls the color? I only have the B I and U. Mia23 Posts: 670 Registered: 5/17/10 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 2, 2011 4:06 AM in response to: Mia23 Reply When I included your quote my post was in color!! Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 2, 2011 5:44 AM in response to: wildchick86 Reply > Those are both very disturbing Christmas gifts, > especially of a dad bragging about his daughter being > in Playboy WILD is on the boards!! Whoop Whoop!! How have you been, girlfried? Welcome back. Are you staying?? Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 2, 2011 5:46 AM in response to: Bubblers Reply > Is that like a taffy pulling contest? Except, of > course, taffy doesn't smell like a yeast infection > and baby oil... LMFAO!!!hahahahhaha Teresa (; Posts: 8,249 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 2, 2011 5:47 AM in response to: Mia23 Reply Me too! |
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Page 219...It's a good one. I'll try and check back in later. :blink: :D |
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Bobmarley Posts: 1,701 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2011 1:16 AM in response to: Souleone Reply A "sneek preview" of her first single .. Just a picture of it sorry guys!! (Our ears are thanking producer michael very very much for not making us listen to her just yet) Posted Image Bobmarley Posts: 1,701 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2011 1:21 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply and a close up so you can see the AWESOME CD Design, oh as well as some nasty arse dark regrowth. Considering she said she was "going back to her roots - literally" when she went the darker shade of blonde, I somehow doubt she is no where near her natural "roots" colour... Posted Image circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2011 4:32 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply EWWW! Look at her nasty black/brown/gray roots and her ORANGE hair with yellow ends! GROSS!!! Teresa (; Posts: 8,250 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2011 10:22 AM in response to: circe21 Reply > EWWW! Look at her nasty black/brown/gray roots and > her ORANGE hair with yellow ends! GROSS!!! She's so freaking gross, she looks dirty and greasy! I'm wondering if she'll use her "CH- Crystal Harris" trademark or change it to Hefner. In two weeks time she has made an engagement announcement and a single release announcement, via twitter. Something smells as fishy as people say she does! Oh...I think she should have titled her first single, Louisville Slugger Queen instead of Club Queen! Message was edited by: Teresa (; Malindak2 Posts: 2,339 Registered: 3/1/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2011 11:39 AM in response to: circe21 Reply > EWWW! Look at her nasty black/brown/gray roots and > her ORANGE hair with yellow ends! GROSS!!! Her roots are the same color as micheals hair. Club Queen? Really? ha! pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2011 2:04 PM in response to: Malindak2 Reply Club Queen?? How original. I'm scared to hear this song. I wonder how it will compare to "Tardy for the PArty"?? I wonder how she will move on stage when she sings? Her giant man hands will be flapping around. WHat a nightmare. Teresa (; Posts: 8,250 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2011 3:55 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply Does she do anything original?? O/T Has anybody heard from Gabba or Star?? I miss them! Mia23 Posts: 670 Registered: 5/17/10 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 7, 2011 8:26 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply She could do something with that ugly hair for a photo-op like this.What was she thinking? Her over all face is cute enough but her surgeries didn't transform her into Holly type beauty as someone said. Her bone structure from the Mummy prevented that-but to Hef I'm sure she looks adorable being he's so old and all.Out on the real streets she would be average, not everyone can be super gorgeous. |
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Bobmarley Posts: 1,701 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 9, 2011 12:16 AM in response to: Souleone Reply I was just trawling through some old posts trying to find something and found some funny old things that I thought we could laugh at! Ps.. gosh looking back now it is even more obvious which posts were by crystal and friends... its shocking!! Bobmarley Posts: 1,701 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 9, 2011 12:20 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply on 18 Sep 09 Samantha112 Posted (on why Hef got upset at Crystal's Ustreams) maybe it was crystals head being too big (hef's opinion, not mine) i bet he wants her to chop it off and get a smaller one Bobmarley Posts: 1,701 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 9, 2011 12:21 AM in response to: Bobmarley Posted Image Posted Image Bobmarley Posts: 1,701 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 9, 2011 12:45 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply thischick posted this on the 24th of Sep 09 about Crystal... This chick has been cheating on Hef since she moved in the mansion, she is just sleeping her way to fame, she does not care about Hef or anyone that stands in her way. She has the "good girl" act down it's pretty gross I know someone that screwed her after she moved in to the mansion, I will not be watching this ho. Too bad because the other girls seemed pretty sweet. http://thedirty.com/2009/03/07/hef_remembers_tribal_arm_bands Bobmarley Posts: 1,701 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 9, 2011 12:47 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply Circe nicely posted some comments from the above dirty article: 1st off Says:He is sitting with Karissa and Kristina Shannon, Crystal Harris, and Krystal Lina. The twins and the blond Crystal are pathetically his girlfriends! The other Krystal Lina has been sleeping with hef longer then he has been banging his new girlfriends, only he will never make her a girlfriend. She gets no money from him, no special perks like the others, but continues to sleep with him meanwhile she has two kids that she neglects at home! No one else is in their booth because the 3 gitlfriends are so **** jealous, and afraid that someone else will catch his eye since they are all beat and carry std’s from lack of condom usage. Thats right people Hef doesn’t use condoms! Sadly as ugly as all four of these beat chicks are on the outside. They are even uglier on the inside Ps Reply:Hold on for dear life Crystal because with your crater face, and lame personality Hef maybe all you got! It’s only a matter of time before everyone see’s you for who you are, and thats not the nice person you claim to be, so give it up! Mia23 Posts: 670 Registered: 5/17/10 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 9, 2011 1:12 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply Did they have another lemonade stand? Mia23 Posts: 670 Registered: 5/17/10 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 9, 2011 1:13 AM in response to: Mia23 Reply Who started the bad boob fundraiser?!? That is hilarious! Bobmarley Posts: 1,701 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 9, 2011 1:15 AM in response to: Mia23 Reply oh no no no these are all just some old things Sorry for the confusion! Mia23 Posts: 670 Registered: 5/17/10 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 9, 2011 1:22 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply That's ok-but certainly she still needs those long dogs fixed! Bobmarley Posts: 1,701 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 9, 2011 1:38 AM in response to: Mia23 Reply Love this photo of the beak Posted Image Teresa (; Posts: 8,250 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 9, 2011 6:59 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply Crystal Harris’ First Single Coming Soon 8 Jan It has been announced that Crystal’s long awaited first single is coming soon! The track, titled Club Queen, will be out on Itunes on March 1. A full album will be out later this year. Posted Image r0ckah0l1c Posts: 1,507 Registered: 10/19/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 9, 2011 7:37 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply I guess its true about pets looking like their owners...check out charlies donkey tongue. Btw I took my female cat to get fixed yesterday only to get a call a few hours later that she was a he! So strange! Teresa (; Posts: 8,250 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 9, 2011 7:54 AM in response to: r0ckah0l1c Reply > I guess its true about pets looking like their > owners...check out charlies donkey tongue. Btw I took > my female cat to get fixed yesterday only to get a > call a few hours later that she was a he! So strange! LOL and How did that happen?? SassiAani Posts: 2,258 Registered: 12/4/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 9, 2011 8:54 AM in response to: Souleone Reply I guess his b@lls never dropped? 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Bobmarley Posts: 1,701 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 9, 2011 2:30 PM in response to: circe21 Reply i think its her lips just going back to her no lips self with out the injections? i dont get how different they can be all the time... some days rotting fish lips, some an in between then boomfa her top lips GONE T, that new pic with charlie... same angle as the last do you think she is trying to show us she had her roots done? LOL her forehead / side of eyes etc is so tight.. reminds me of cristal c.. and well her mouth and nose just seem to grow.. and the huge crease on her cheeks to change to the moavable parts.. really weird Teresa (; Posts: 8,250 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 10, 2011 8:11 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply > i think its her lips just going back to her no lips > self with out the injections? > > i dont get how different they can be all the time... > some days rotting fish lips, some an in between then > boomfa her top lips GONE > > > T, that new pic with charlie... same angle as the > last do you think she is trying to show us she had > her roots done? LOL her forehead / side of eyes etc > is so tight.. reminds me of cristal c.. and well her > mouth and nose just seem to grow.. and the huge > crease on her cheeks to change to the moavable > parts.. really weird She's sooooo stupid! pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 10, 2011 4:07 PM in response to: circe21 Reply It's the Bart Simpson look. Teresa (; Posts: 8,250 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 10, 2011 4:44 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply Gawd she's an idiot! @CrystalHarris Crystal Harris My KUSI interview... http://www.kusi.com/video?clipId=5455513&autostart=true 2 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply Teresa (; Posts: 8,250 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 10, 2011 4:48 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply Look at her lips MomLovesTheGND Posts: 3,300 Registered: 11/1/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 10, 2011 4:50 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply > Crystal Harris’ First Single Coming Soon > 8 > Jan > > It has been announced that Crystal’s long awaited > first single is coming soon! > > The track, titled Club Queen, will be out on Itunes > on March 1. A full album will be out later this year. > > > > > > src='http://a.yfrog.com/img614/1927/hw9gt.jpg' > border='0'/> Now you all know me I don't call crystal man hands or say she lookes like a man. Granted I was one of the first to point out her wonkie breasts though I don't think I have talked about here her crossed eyes. With that said, is it me or in this picture does Crystal look like she has a bit of an adams apple? Not in the above set of pictures ,the photo before them.. r0ckah0l1c Posts: 1,507 Registered: 10/19/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 10, 2011 5:37 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply She got a new pup? Hm....must be that time of year because I just got 2 baby pitbulls =D SassiAani Posts: 2,258 Registered: 12/4/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 11, 2011 2:44 PM in response to: Souleone Reply I bet they're cute too rock. I used to have a rottie that I dearly loved. She was one of the best dogs I ever had. But when you have a dog that weighs 140 if she doesn't want to go to the vet she doesn't and I lost her too soon. OK this was a point I was going to make. What chaps my hide is when people bring their little dogs in the grocery store and get ****** off because you say something to them. They'd pitch a b!tch if I brought in my rottie or your pitts. pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 11, 2011 3:11 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply Sorry, but I cannot stand chiauauas. Not to offend anyone here but I just don't like their personalities. Most I've seen are very mean and their owners find it "cute". Bobmarley Posts: 1,701 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 11, 2011 6:40 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply totally agree pink.. i have a small dog but no where near that small and nasty... my little girl is a cream tibetan spaniel and she is so placid for a little dog... never barks or yaps like most little breed dogs.. its great and everyone that meets her that hates little dogs end up falling in love with her and wanting one!!! Chiuaua's (sp?) are nasty little rats and have worse temperomants than all the big dogs that get a bad name! and they are UGLY IMO Also i dont like the fact of what the history of breeding little teacup dogs does to get them smaller and smaller... its not right! Sorry if anyone here has one pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 11, 2011 7:23 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply HAHA, we are 2 peas in a pod here. I know I misspelled the word but oh well. Whenever I go to the animal shelter, I see that 90% of the dogs are chiuauas. They are all on crack and seem rapid. No wonder they don't get homes!! My good friend had one that would climb on her lap and raise its lip and growl and try to bite if you even walked by her. She would laugh and think it was cutest thing in the world. It wasn't cute, it was pitiful. If my dog ever did that, I would make sure it never happened again. Dog's follow the leader of the pack and want to please so maybe a lot of chiuaua owners think it funny to have a small dog who acts like the devil. britttfx3 Posts: 506 Registered: 3/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 11, 2011 8:31 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply Awe I just got a baby girl yorkie. She's so bad but she never barks... unless she sees herself in the mirror at night X) She's 6 months now and 6 pounds (She's going to be a bigger yorkie but who cares?) But everyone has been falling in love with her. And teacups are only runts bred over and over.. sad. MomLovesTheGND Posts: 3,300 Registered: 11/1/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 11, 2011 8:33 PM in response to: SassiAani Reply I agree with you Sassi, the best dog we ever had was a Rottie! El Duce' was the sweetest most well behaved dog !God just thinking about him makes me cry I miss him so much! I have had alot of pets in my life and love each and every one of them1 Just duce' was the bestest!! MOM Bobmarley Posts: 1,701 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 11, 2011 9:17 PM in response to: britttfx3 Reply hey i have nothing against small dogs, just dont like chi...'s (Ahhh why is that word so horrible to spell lol) yorkies are cute and mm about the runts, poor things cause its normally the ones with health issues & deformities etc that end up being a normal trait for the dog My lil girls a wee chub shes 6.3kgs (all you guys with big dogs are probably laughing right now) which is like 14 pounds britttfx3 Posts: 506 Registered: 3/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 12, 2011 1:05 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply Awe they're so adorable! And it's not the chi's fault usually it's the owners. When they laugh when it growls, it just makes the poor dog think you're happy with it doing that. AKA: Little Dog Syndrom. My friend has a Chi and it's super sweet. She just trained it better I guess. 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pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 12, 2011 3:08 PM in response to: r0ckah0l1c Reply Posted Image badfred Posts: 4,444 Registered: 4/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 12, 2011 3:31 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply I just lost my cookies! Bobmarley Posts: 1,701 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 12, 2011 4:08 PM in response to: r0ckah0l1c Reply Rock, do you guys not have yearly vacinations for parvo over there?? And thats similar here with pitbulls... theyre on the dangerous breed list so you can only have one if its neutered & u[ to the regional council ifi youre even allowed that.. so of course that means there shouldnt ever be anymore born here.. But of course its the nasty people that have them for fighting dogs etc. that dont register them so can keep breeding thm - but give them their bad name by encouraging them to be big tough vicious dogs! Gosh my friends one is such a sook its not funny! Teresa (; Posts: 8,250 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 12, 2011 5:18 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply ROTFFLMFAO!!!!! OMG Pinky this is your best creation EVER!! I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! MissMJ Posts: 1,754 Registered: 2/4/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 12, 2011 5:46 PM in response to: r0ckah0l1c Reply I have several friends with pits and they have all been the nicest dogs. I agree with Britfx there aren't bad dogs just bad owners. I have a boxer, rhodesian ridgeback mix but most people who don't know about dogs automatically assume he's a pitbull. What color are yours Rock? MissMJ Posts: 1,754 Registered: 2/4/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 12, 2011 5:47 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply I agree best one yet Pink! Bobmarley Posts: 1,701 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 12, 2011 7:02 PM in response to: MissMJ Reply she'll prob like that pic, print it out & frame it as a gift for the next time she has to give hef something |
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Bobmarley Posts: 1,701 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 16, 2011 11:03 PM in response to: Souleone Reply why hasn't the wohre had her wonky b00bies fixed up? Posted Image bunnyluv Posts: 2,044 Registered: 1/21/06 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 16, 2011 11:13 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply I don't care for the white granny panties in this shot. It looks like she's wearing diapers it something. Was it supposed to be Lady Gaga- esk? Fail Message was edited by: bunnyluv YearOfTheRabbit Posts: 478 Registered: 11/17/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 17, 2011 12:32 AM in response to: bunnyluv Reply I'm not loving the styling job either. Crystal is capable of looking really pretty, but this isn't the way to do it. circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 17, 2011 7:27 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply Crusty shouldn't do any more photo shoots with Josh Ryan. Every pic he takes of her makes her look like a tranny. Souleone Posts: 4,482 Registered: 5/13/07 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 17, 2011 10:19 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply Nice cameltoe Crystal. pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 17, 2011 11:55 AM in response to: circe21 Reply her wonky eyes affect her vision, obivously. she doesn't realize she is lopsided, or that her photo shoots look horrid. Bubblers Posts: 519 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 17, 2011 1:39 PM in response to: Souleone Reply When a person has balls, it's referred to as a "Moose Knuckle"... pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 17, 2011 3:07 PM in response to: Bubblers Reply > When a person has balls, it's referred to as a "Moose > Knuckle"... hahaha!!!! And if anyone s going to talk shiz about Holly's wonkers, just take a look at Crystals here circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 17, 2011 3:22 PM in response to: Bubblers Reply > When a person has balls, it's referred to as a "Moose > Knuckle"... LMAO!!! And her face/head *is* sort of moose-ish... badfred Posts: 4,444 Registered: 4/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 17, 2011 3:23 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply Holly was female. She did not have a peniz turn into a vay vajjayy and a breast implants that went haywire! Now just cause Crystal plastic surgeon did not do that good of a job on turning her testicles and peniz into a nice little garage for Hef, it does have landing flaps to guide him in and the double benifits of having sez with a man and a woman at the same time with just one person... She reminds me of this three headed doll my mom go me once. Turn her vay jayyyy get peniz, turn again balls, and again kibbles and bits! badfred Posts: 4,444 Registered: 4/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 17, 2011 3:24 PM in response to: badfred Reply When you wear yoga pants can you avoid camel toe? bunnyluv Posts: 2,044 Registered: 1/21/06 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 17, 2011 3:48 PM in response to: badfred Reply I don't really think Crystal was ever a man. And because I know someone who is transgender, I don't find all the jokes as hilarious as everyone else. But this: "the double benifits of having sez with a man and a woman at the same time with just one person..." ... made me lol! badfred Posts: 4,444 Registered: 4/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 17, 2011 4:01 PM in response to: bunnyluv Reply True story my mother had sex with a transgender person. I was a teenager and it still freaks me out! I Really wished she never told me. It is a real thing and it must be amazingly painful, emotional turmoil, things that to me would be so overwhelming that I don't think I could cope. I was just picking... I know she isn't really a man... Crystal pictures the white panties, something about the pictures are off I don't know, she has some mascline features, but I think she might be under wieght and her head is oversized for her body because of the weight? Then the positions the photo is taken at is like in the most undesirable unattractive positions. If you going to take my pic dawg make me look smoking hot!!!!! Not transgender! bunnyluv Posts: 2,044 Registered: 1/21/06 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 17, 2011 4:11 PM in response to: badfred Reply You are right about the photo angles, I usually like Josh Ryan's work, but not loving this at all. I wonder if Crystal is prettier in real life than how she photographs? I've never seen her in person. Of HBK, whom I did see in person, I always thought Bri was prettier in real life than her photos showed. pink317 Posts: 518 From: Orange County, CA Registered: 12/4/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 17, 2011 4:31 PM in response to: bunnyluv Reply > You are right about the photo angles, I usually like > Josh Ryan's work, but not loving this at all. > > I wonder if Crystal is prettier in real life than how > she photographs? I've never seen her in person. Of > HBK, whom I did see in person, I always thought Bri > was prettier in real life than her photos showed. I've seen her in real life and I think she looks better than she does in photos! I'm not sure what she has done to her face - kinda looks like botox over load- but it doesn't look good in photographs Edited by Teresa, Jul 9 2012, 07:35 AM.
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MissMJ Posts: 1,754 Registered: 2/4/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 17, 2011 5:18 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply > Huh?! I was replying to her producer's tweet about sending Crystal our love. circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 17, 2011 5:40 PM in response to: pink317 Reply I've never seen her in real life, but she definitely is not very photogenic. Her face has always, IMHO, been hard, with a very strong, masculine-look to it. Her latest face-enhancements have actually made that worse, not better. But I also think it could be how she's photographed. Josh Ryan definitely isn't helping her at all. MomLovesTheGND Posts: 3,300 Registered: 11/1/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 17, 2011 6:27 PM in response to: bunnyluv Reply I agree with you, bunny after meeting Bridget in realtime she is much prettier then she photographs. pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 17, 2011 6:58 PM in response to: MomLovesTheGND Reply > I agree with you, bunny after meeting Bridget in > realtime she is much prettier then she photographs. Ita and she has a "presence" about her that doesn't come through on tv. I've heard Holly is stunning in person and she has amazing skin. I've heard Kendra looks the same but smaller. As far as the transgender thing wow badfred. You have some interesting stories!! My haidresser is a tranny and u would never know except for the voice Message was edited by: pinkjewel badfred Posts: 4,444 Registered: 4/14/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 17, 2011 8:33 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply Tranny is just a cross dresser right? Really, when you are 14 and your mother sits you down and explains that you must look at a mans boobs to make sure sheis a he and is not transgender, I was still getting over getting my boobs much less women that had boobs that became men. The icing on the cake was working for a gay magazine in the mid 70's, in Oklahoma. Need I say anything about my dating life ! Back to things that do not make me sick, Bridget seems like she has a sweet spirit about her. That is something that does not film well. I have feeling when she looks at you she takes you all in and just enjoys very aspect of your personality. Holly, I think is pretty and her skin is so amazing! She was thinner when she first came to Vegas, sorry isn't there a Denny's on every corner? or an IHOP, Starbucks and there drinks are a whopping 500 or more calories! She has a no nonsense tone, it works it works, it chaos, it is chaos, take me or leave me I will be okay. I hope she looses and firms up, the dancing with the stars really trimed her down. pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 17, 2011 11:23 PM in response to: badfred Reply I mean full on transgender. circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 18, 2011 11:20 AM in response to: pinkjewel Reply Interesting tweet from Hef: "@xxxxxxx Crystal loves me because I'm Hugh Hefner & I'm happy with that." So is that basically acknowledging that it is some sort of arrangement, and that he knows what Crusty is in this for? Don't know whether to feel bad for him or relieved that he didn't actually believe that she really loved him. pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 18, 2011 2:51 PM in response to: circe21 Reply Exactly. That's what I was saying before when a source (God, I hate saying that word) said that this isn't an engagement, it's an arrangement. Hef is saying, in so many words, that Crystal is willing to put up with him having other women in their bedroom and won't bug him about having kids. He gets to run the show but be assured of having a girl by his side forever. Hef gets what Hef wants, but he didn't get Holly because she wouldn't settle. Teresa (; Posts: 8,250 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 18, 2011 3:56 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply > Exactly. That's what I was saying before when a > source (God, I hate saying that word) said that this > isn't an engagement, it's an arrangement. Hef is > saying, in so many words, that Crystal is willing to > put up with him having other women in their bedroom > and won't bug him about having kids. He gets to run > the show but be assured of having a girl by his side > forever. Hef gets what Hef wants, but he didn't get > Holly because she wouldn't settle. ITA!! Also why would a blushing bride tweet about this?? Don't you think she would save her sexxy spreading (I'm gagging) for the honeymoon? Crustal's nothing but a famewhore! CrystalHarris Crystal Harris Shooting a sexy pictorial for @Playboy in one week #honored ...the concept we came up with is incredible! #staytuned 4 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply » Message was edited by: Teresa (; bunnyluv Posts: 2,044 Registered: 1/21/06 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 18, 2011 4:58 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply > CrystalHarris Crystal Harris > Shooting a sexy pictorial for @Playboy in one week > #honored ...the concept we came up with is > incredible! #staytuned > > Message was edited by: > Teresa (; oh geez. It's probably just a "bridal lingerie" themed shoot in the Mansion. Wow. how brilliant. pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 18, 2011 5:10 PM in response to: bunnyluv Reply Yea, we are all so excited and will be wetting our pants with anticipation. 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Crazyfan101 Posts: 9,048 Registered: 2/25/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 18, 2011 11:43 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply Posted Image Bobmarley Posts: 1,701 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 19, 2011 2:30 AM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply maybe if that light covering part of her covered her whole face it would be an alright photo Bobmarley Posts: 1,701 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 19, 2011 2:31 AM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply I dont think ive ever seen a photo that captures the full affect of her wonky eye just like this one does.. her lips grow just like the nose circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 19, 2011 4:50 AM in response to: Bobmarley Reply What a bizarre pic. She looks like she had her nose done...again... It's almost a shame how masculine her features are. MomLovesTheGND Posts: 3,300 Registered: 11/1/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 19, 2011 7:40 AM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply There have been good pictures of Crystal this isn't one of them! She looks like **** in this one! Teresa (; Posts: 8,250 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 19, 2011 8:57 AM in response to: MomLovesTheGND Reply > There have been good pictures of Crystal this isn't > one of them! She looks like **** in this one! Why doesn't she give up and stop embarrassing herself? She looks awful! adoptapom Posts: 97 Registered: 12/2/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 19, 2011 10:10 AM in response to: Crazyfan101 Reply That's the same outfit in this new photo of Crystal that Melissa wore to midsummer's isn't it? I think that's why Melissa tweeted the heart to Crystal Teresa (; Posts: 8,250 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 19, 2011 10:43 AM in response to: adoptapom Reply > That's the same outfit in this new photo of Crystal > that Melissa wore to midsummer's isn't it? I think > that's why Melissa tweeted the heart to Crystal It is! Good eye I'll have to find the picture. Malindak2 Posts: 2,339 Registered: 3/1/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 19, 2011 6:57 PM in response to: Souleone Reply Did anyone catch the tweet about Kevin Burns and Steve Wayda that Crystal posted? Interesting... Still trying for a show crystal? Geez pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 19, 2011 7:14 PM in response to: adoptapom Reply > That's the same outfit in this new photo of Crystal > that Melissa wore to midsummer's isn't it? I think > that's why Melissa tweeted the heart to Crystal You're right!!! This pic is just awkward to look at. I almost wince. And I agree, the wonky eye is really wonking out. And the Joker lips look painful. I've only seen 2 good pics of Crystal. The rest are embarassing. circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 20, 2011 4:46 AM in response to: Malindak2 Reply > Did anyone catch the tweet about Kevin Burns and > Steve Wayda that Crystal posted? Interesting... > Still trying for a show crystal? Geez She'll be lucky if she gets a "wedding" special. I don't think even KevinBu is stupid enough to try another attempt at GND with Crusty in it. adoptapom Posts: 97 Registered: 12/2/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 20, 2011 8:11 AM in response to: Malindak2 Reply What did the tweet say? Teresa (; Posts: 8,250 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 20, 2011 8:22 AM in response to: adoptapom Reply > What did the tweet say? Crustal has the "hoe part" covered. Posted Image Teresa (; Posts: 8,250 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 20, 2011 10:16 AM in response to: Malindak2 Reply LMAO!! Did you see this tweet from Charlie? Charlie_Hefner I am SO excited Kevin Burns came to the mansion today to discuss the possibility of a new reality show!!! RT if your excited !!! 14 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply Charlie tweeted before Crustal did. LMFAO!! Message was edited by: Teresa (; bunnyluv Posts: 2,044 Registered: 1/21/06 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 20, 2011 10:45 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply Would I be excited about ANOTHER reality show from the Mansion? H ells no. I would watch a wedding special tho. I love weddings. I don't even care who in them, I just love weddings. Totally off topic but I can't wait for the royal wedding; Kate and William! |
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pink317 Posts: 518 From: Orange County, CA Registered: 12/4/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 20, 2011 11:36 AM in response to: bunnyluv Reply I think it may just be a wedding special which I, of course, would watch because I do like weddings. However, I have a sneaking feeling that HBK will be wedding guests and probably a huge part of the promotion of this wedding special. I can alreay see the promo now... pink317 Posts: 518 From: Orange County, CA Registered: 12/4/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 20, 2011 12:59 PM in response to: pink317 Reply I can't do a fancy photo like you youngins but... From twitter. CrystalHarris Crystal Harris For the record, Hef decides which girls come up to the Mansion, it's his house. But if it makes you feel better to think I choose, go ahead. 29 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply ???? This girl needs thicker skin! (Or to stop browsing the internet) pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 20, 2011 2:29 PM in response to: pink317 Reply She may not decide who comes in but she decides who never comes back. Malindak2 Posts: 2,339 Registered: 3/1/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 21, 2011 2:31 PM in response to: Souleone Reply Probably the entire planning of the wedding as a reality show. Oh, what, fun! ugh Wow, poor charlie! MMA050 Posts: 3,366 Registered: 7/29/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 21, 2011 5:29 PM in response to: bunnyluv Reply > Would I be excited about ANOTHER reality show from > the Mansion? H ells no. > > I would watch a wedding special tho. I love > weddings. I don't even care who in them, I just love > weddings. Totally off topic but I can't wait > for the royal wedding; Kate and William! Me too, and I am excited for Kate Will.i.am upcoming nuptials. Kate is such a beautiful and gorgeous girl, that I just know she is going to be a knockout in her wedding dress. MMA050 Posts: 3,366 Registered: 7/29/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 21, 2011 5:30 PM in response to: pink317 Reply > I think it may just be a wedding special which I, of > course, would watch because I do like weddings. > However, I have a sneaking feeling that HBK will be > wedding guests and probably a huge part of the > promotion of this wedding special. I can alreay see > the promo now... Exacthy! and they will be there with their own E! cameras taping for their show. Oh, Bri doesn't have one, but she will be on Holly and Kendra's show. pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 21, 2011 5:46 PM in response to: MMA050 Reply This looks NOTHING like the "real" Crystal Posted Image pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 21, 2011 5:50 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply Posted Image Souleone Posts: 4,482 Registered: 5/13/07 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 21, 2011 9:35 PM in response to: pink317 Reply > I can't do a fancy photo like you youngins but... > From twitter. > > CrystalHarris Crystal Harris > For the record, Hef decides which girls come up to > the Mansion, it's his house. But if it makes you feel > better to think I choose, go ahead. > 29 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply > > ???? This girl needs thicker skin! (Or to stop > browsing the internet) For the record Crystal, YOU are the one who sent out a tweet soon after Jenny was let go about how if girls want to go to the mansion they need to send their pics and info to YOU. Then after you got called on your carp you suddenly changed your tune. Oh, and none of us have forgotten your thinly veiled threats at LuckyCharm and J-Bunny. Nice try, though. strawberrybunny Posts: 122 Registered: 10/6/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 21, 2011 10:30 PM in response to: pink317 Reply it is going to be (from what I have been told, which may or may not be true) a three part special that will show the bachelor/bachelorette party being held in Vegas at the Palms, the wedding and then a piece about their new life and what happens next. Hef and Crystal also recently filmed additional footage for Hef's THS, which will be rerun after the wedding. I also heard the other day that the wedding was being planned for June. Crystal is designing her gown and the bridesmaids gown. amystarr Posts: 417 Registered: 5/26/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 21, 2011 10:56 PM in response to: strawberrybunny Reply > Crystal is designing her gown and the bridesmaids > gown. Then they are sure to be hideous! soul, is this the same Jenny that worked at the mansion offices? why was she let go? Bobmarley Posts: 1,701 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 21, 2011 11:24 PM in response to: Souleone Reply and her tweet to the candycane girl saying why are you telling everyone you are at MY house ra ra ra (meaning the mansion) JOY2 Posts: 4,273 From: At Home Registered: 10/18/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 22, 2011 3:39 AM in response to: strawberrybunny Reply will she jump out of the ariel clam shell that holly was in? hahahaha Mia23 Posts: 670 Registered: 5/17/10 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 22, 2011 5:16 AM in response to: JOY2 Reply > will she jump out of the ariel clam shell that holly > was in? hahahaha Lol!! With her scallop hanging out?!? circe21 Posts: 8,620 Registered: 8/19/05 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 22, 2011 7:29 AM in response to: Souleone Reply > > For the record Crystal, YOU are the one who sent out > a tweet soon after Jenny was let go about how if > girls want to go to the mansion they need to send > their pics and info to YOU. Then after you got called > on your carp you suddenly changed your tune. Oh, and > none of us have forgotten your thinly veiled threats > at LuckyCharm and J-Bunny. Nice try, though. Yep. She's such a lying liar she can't even keep her stories straight. pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 22, 2011 12:22 PM in response to: Mia23 Reply LOL, that's too funny!! Crystal has been directly responsible for a few mansion employees losing their jobs. YearOfTheRabbit Posts: 478 Registered: 11/17/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 22, 2011 2:52 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply Crystal thinks she's way more influential and important than she actually is/was, which is part of why I'm really hesitant to give her full credit for Jenny. She may have issued threats or taken credit for this kind of thing in the past, but the fact remains that talk is cheap and Hef DOES make the decisions. Jenny was apparently a really difficult person, and probably had run ins with other staff of Mary-level importance. Hef is famous for making choices which often disappoint his girlfriends (and wives) anyway, and given Jenny's seniority I can't see Dude firing her on a girlfriend's whim. Throttling someone on a party list is worlds away from the realities of employment law. Further, Hef's explanation makes sense; the company was and is in financial trouble and layoffs were probably inevitable. If Jenny was contributing to any sort of trouble, it made it easier for Hef to make the decision. britttfx3 Posts: 506 Registered: 3/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 22, 2011 2:52 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply Too bad.. that girl looks gorg :P pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 22, 2011 3:44 PM in response to: britttfx3 Reply What girl? pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 22, 2011 3:59 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply I wonder if her middle initial, "M" stands for MAN Posted Image Teresa (; Posts: 8,250 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 22, 2011 4:02 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply > What girl? She's joking about your pictures... When you said: "this looks nothing like the real Crystal." Both post made me LOL! Teresa (; Posts: 8,250 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 22, 2011 4:14 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply > I wonder if her middle initial, "M" stands for MAN > target="_blank">src= "http://i52.tinypic.com/16c18uc.jpg" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic"> Holy sh!t that picture scared me. WTF?? LMAO!! Half Man, half Mongrel. Crustal is several undetermined breeds of fugly. britttfx3 Posts: 506 Registered: 3/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 22, 2011 5:30 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply Thank you for clarifying And I freaking love that couch too! |
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pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 22, 2011 6:23 PM in response to: britttfx3 Reply Me too! Actually, she looks good in that pic...because it looks NOTHING like her, as you said! It kind of reminds me of Bridget. Souleone Posts: 4,482 Registered: 5/13/07 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 22, 2011 8:57 PM in response to: YearOfTheRabbit Reply Whether or not Jenny was let go due to Crystal or due to Hef (I too have heard she was a royal beeeeeeotch) Crystal still was tweeting that everyone should send HER their photos if they wanted to get into the mansion. Then, badaboom badabing, that tweet disappeared and she keeps 'wondering' why people think she has the power to invite girls to the mansion.... She is such a liar. So many of her posts here were deleted, like the one where she admitted that she posed for cyber girl hoping to get Hef's attention because she wanted to be a girlfriend and stuff like that. Don't lie Crystal, some of us remember what YOU said even if you and/or the mansion staff had stuff removed. Removing it from the interwebs doesn't mean those who saw it have had it removed from our brains... pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 23, 2011 1:50 PM in response to: Souleone Reply It was like when she had that poor security guard fired. She cried to Hef that men were making "cat calls" at her and the guard did nothing and she felt she was in danger. Bam, that guard was gone and he had been there a while. I don't know about Jenny. She was "bitchy" because she was so dam busy and if you caught her on a bad day it wasn't pretty. If you caught her on a good day then she was nice. Teresa (; Posts: 8,250 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 24, 2011 10:55 AM in response to: pinkjewel Reply @hughhefner Hugh Hefner Our girls in the gym @bunnybody http://yfrog.com/h251gzmj 20 hours ago via Twitterrific Favorite Retweet Reply They get their work out lying down?!?! Posted Image pink317 Posts: 518 From: Orange County, CA Registered: 12/4/08 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 24, 2011 11:39 AM in response to: Teresa (; Reply > They get their work out lying down?!?! > > Yes, lipo is performed while the patient is lying down. Teresa (; Posts: 8,250 Registered: 11/16/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 24, 2011 12:13 PM in response to: pink317 Reply lol pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 24, 2011 1:38 PM in response to: Teresa (; Reply She is REALLY skinny. NO body fat at all. No womanly curves. Posted Image britttfx3 Posts: 506 Registered: 3/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 24, 2011 4:05 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply I think she looks good.. I would LOVE to be that toned.. but maybe she is a little too toned. She should take the workouts down a notch. She has the same stomach as my boyfriend X) pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 24, 2011 4:23 PM in response to: britttfx3 Reply Well, she has always been very manly looking. The ripped abs just make it worse. MMA050 Posts: 3,366 Registered: 7/29/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 24, 2011 4:24 PM in response to: pinkjewel Reply > Well, she has always been very manly looking. The > ripped abs just make it worse. She looks just like that other ex girlfriend of Hef's from San Diego. He must love the horse face and manly lool. Lolololololololol. Message was edited by: MMA050 JABEZ Posts: 843 Registered: 7/2/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 24, 2011 4:43 PM in response to: MMA050 Reply It's big yellow hair kills me. pinkjewel Posts: 7,893 Registered: 6/22/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 24, 2011 7:47 PM in response to: JABEZ Reply Her hair color must be called "Yellow Snow" on the box. Crazyfan101 Posts: 9,048 Registered: 2/25/09 Re: Crystal Harris-Hefner thread Posted: Jan 24, 2011 11:11 PM in response to: bunnyluv Reply > Wow she's lost a lot of weight. I hope she doesn't > go overboard with the wedding coming up. She probably will.....especially if they get married this summer. |
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| Teresa | Jul 9 2012, 07:52 AM Post #173 |
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| Tishy | Jul 9 2012, 10:32 PM Post #174 |
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Teresa, the other thread is done. But I am too exhausted to continue here. Good luck |
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| Teresa | Jul 10 2012, 08:19 AM Post #175 |
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Good job! :D |
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| Teresa | Jul 10 2012, 08:20 AM Post #176 |
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This is funny!! B-) shortattspan Posts: 799 Registered: 2/5/06 Re: #ClubQueen Posted: Jun 13, 2011 8:42 PM in response to: badfred Reply > Go to the crypt Hef, lay next to the girl that > started it all Marilyn, even though you didn't know > her you exploited her, and have the audacity to be > laid to rest next to her. > > Go, Go, Go, Hef to the crypt and pass the title to > your son, so he can take soft pornn pictures and > claim the are classy pieces of art, so women by thier > own choice can show you their culets and more > > Go Go GO GO Hef to the crypt so Crytsal can enjoy > whatever you leave her and she can move on to Jordan > Mc Graw > > Go Go GO GO Very good! She could rap too: "Keeper buys Viagra by the case. Wheneva I want, I get a new face... Posin like Holly, in every way, Go to kiss my keepa with my body leanin the otha way Ew, ew, ew old stinky house got a zoo, ignorin all da animal's what I do. It might sound funny, but they ain't got no money and I'm the queen of the crypt, yo all, you gots ta pay for this talent! Word," |
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| Teresa | Jul 10 2012, 08:26 AM Post #177 |
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Bob gets her very own autographed picture!! LMFUCKINGAO!!! pollywood Posts: 4,100 From: Dirty South Registered: 6/14/09 Re: #ClubQueen Posted: Jun 23, 2011 6:39 PM in response to: Bobmarley Reply you should book her to sing it live! Posted Image Bobmarley Posts: 1,701 Registered: 5/12/09 Re: #ClubQueen Posted: Jun 24, 2011 6:23 PM in response to: pollywood Reply well i think i might just have the power to do that |
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| Teresa | Jul 11 2012, 07:43 AM Post #178 |
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MomLovesTheGND Posts: 3,301 Registered: 11/1/08 Re: #ClubQueen Posted: Jul 10, 2012 9:18 AM in response to: YoGabba Reply Who can forget her Hit Song! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH8Y7TBZGjw Howard Stern interview http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACvipHRUUDE&feature=related Edited by Teresa, Jul 11 2012, 07:45 AM.
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| Deleeza | Sep 19 2013, 07:26 AM Post #179 |
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With Crusty REVIVING her aspiring MUSIC career, you ladies might like to "revive" this thread. LOL You're slipping, T. :wub: |
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| Tishy | Sep 21 2013, 11:02 AM Post #180 |
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I just listened to that load of crap. I am sleepy so hopefully it will put me to sleep |
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