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THE Wedding of the Century; hahaha...
Topic Started: Dec 31 2012, 05:49 PM (7,929 Views)
BobMarley
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So it starts..

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From what I can calculate, that means there is 24 guests. Go Crystal! Do you really have that little people left to want to be around?

Lets think of those 24 people?

1.Keith
2.Caya
3.Mum
4.Stepdaddy
5.Little Short friend from San Diego
6.Ashley
7.Her Husband
8.Alison
9.Her Husband
10.Heidi Montag
11.Her Husband
12.Sister #1
13.Her kids? How many is that?
14.Kids...
15.Lets say there is three kids..
16.Does she have a husband?
17.Other sister
18.Her DJ "mentor" DJ Crash
19.Trick Holmes?
20.All the way Ray
21.Mary
22.Melissa
23.Trisha
24.Can't forget... Real Daddy... Michael Blakey!!

Then there is Cristal Camden, Possibly Marston and probably two other playmates that she actually gets on with - That makes four more than 24... I'm guessing we're allowed a bridesmaid or two up there that doesn't require a seat? Oh shit, I forgot the groom will need a seat too... Age gets to you after a while!!!

Any 'guests' I have forgotten?

There will be more at the anti Hef & Crystal wedding celebration!!!!

And Ps, why in a dark dungey entrance way? Maybe to keep all of those pesky paparazzi in helicopters from capturing the first all anticipated shot!! (hahaha huge sarcasm there - no one cares.)
Edited by BobMarley, Dec 31 2012, 06:17 PM.
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BobMarley
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Hold on....

How can THEY not be invited???

Posted ImageAlison Reynolds ‏@BigAlPeoplesPal
@CrystalHarris Have a WONDEFUL wedding Crystal. Give Hef a big kiss for Joel and I. Well a kiss from me and a hug from Joel. XXOO


Maybe the seats are for the buttlers and security to hold Crystal in place....
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I thought it was weird Alison was left out....

We know Cooper won't be there
Edited by Adoptapom, Dec 31 2012, 06:11 PM.
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BobMarley
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Pretty big joke when his sons dont even come huh...
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BobMarley
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Do you think Jordan McGraw will make an appearance?
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Bobbles
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It just looks so sad and pathetic...and underwhelming. Poor Hef.
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Jen
Dec 31 2012, 06:24 PM
Do you think Jordan McGraw will make an appearance?
Ha!! Oh Jordan walking in would be priceless!!
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I think both of Crystal's sisters are married. Wonder if Charlie the dog will participate! :)
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When I told my husband Hef was getting married tonight he said, "To that Scallopina Girl?" I had to laugh...it's all he knows her by!
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It's inside so she can't run off and into her Bentley and "straight to mummy" like last time (yeah, I know it wasn't straight to mum!)
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It's weird that they are not getting married at the wishing well. Isn't it supposed to be THE spot to get married?
Edited by MarieT, Jan 1 2013, 12:32 PM.
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Jen
Dec 31 2012, 05:53 PM
Hold on....

How can THEY not be invited???

Posted ImageAlison Reynolds ‏@BigAlPeoplesPal
@CrystalHarris Have a WONDEFUL wedding Crystal. Give Hef a big kiss for Joel and I. Well a kiss from me and a hug from Joel. XXOO

Wasn't Alison Reynolds very vocal about Hef dodging a bullett when Crystal left him? I guess it is no suprise that Crystal didn't invite them. And now BigAl is kissing Crystal's ass.... That's pretty funny. Will they get banned from the mansion, now that she really is the lady of the manor?
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Watch. Crystal will say that they wanted it very small and intimate and blah blah blah. What a joke of a wedding.
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Haaaa Big Al didn't get invited and now she's kissing ass so she doesn't get X'd out of backgammon at fun in the sun.
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BobMarley
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Should we all have bets on what face she'll wear to the wedding?

This one?

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Or these ones?

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Or possibly even this one? I'm guessing this one because she is going to have to be wasted off her face to go through with this:

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Also, do you think these shockers of dresses are going to be re used for bridesmaids again? at least these two are still around... and guess she can use anna's old one for Ashley.. or Melissa? Which do you think will have the honour this time around?

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AND while we're at it - how many bets for this being her after party dress??!!

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Edited by BobMarley, Dec 31 2012, 08:47 PM.
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That bridesmaid dress even made Anna look dumpy.
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Adoptapom
Dec 31 2012, 10:17 PM
That bridesmaid dress even made Anna look dumpy.


I am sure it was on purpose... :)
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Ok, I require more pictures immediately of this trainwreckery. Why aren't there more tweets???? Booooooo
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MarieT
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I was thinking the same thing Pom. I am bored and I need to be entertained with some photos and tweets! :)
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Because she isn't a happy bride. She's gonna grit her teeth and try to bare through it.
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