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If Crusty were a man ....; this is who she would be, A place for funny, wierd pics and news reports
Topic Started: Sep 21 2013, 09:33 AM (725 Views)
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In Mexico, police called to remove an amorous couple at a cinema discovered customer Randy Omar Cano romping with a blow up doll.

" He didn't even buy a second ticket. She was hidden under his jacket and he only blew her up when he got inside", fumed the manager


Yup as a man without Hef's $$ this would be Crusty!
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minxy
Sep 21 2013, 09:33 AM
In Mexico, police called to remove an amorous couple at a cinema discovered customer Randy Omar Cano romping with a blow up doll.

" He didn't even buy a second ticket. She was hidden under his jacket and he only blew her up when he got inside", fumed the manager


Yup as a man without Hef's $$ this would be Crusty!
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I love that his main concern is that it didn't have a ticket...
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lol I know

I didn't know whether to go ewwww who does that? wtf? he planned it???? or pml first

what a cheapskate!

guess that is why it made me think of crusty lol

ps my source was a print magazine - real people- just one of the little snippets
Edited by minxy, Sep 22 2013, 05:05 AM.
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Ok I have no source for this, I saw it on the news.

A man was waiting for his girlfriend to get out of work but she was running late. He was horny and she had some horses. He decided to try and "make a half man half horse child". The police came upon him as he was preforming the act and he went to jail for like sixty days for animal abuse. He gets out of jail and the girlfriend, who he is still with, is running late again and he gets horny again and tries again to make a horse child.
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lol - tho wtf to the g/f???
I wonder how the police happened across him twice ...

unlike a guy nr Hull, UK who got prosecuted a few years ago for shagging a goat in a field.

A train full of passengers broke down (according to the reports or did the driver see it and deliberately stopped- kudos to him if he did) right alongside the guy (who didn't stop) and the goat.

There were no shortage of calls to the police and plenty of witnesses for the prosecution

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Sep 22 2013, 09:56 AM
Ok I have no source for this, I saw it on the news.

A man was waiting for his girlfriend to get out of work but she was running late. He was horny and she had some horses. He decided to try and "make a half man half horse child". The police came upon him as he was preforming the act and he went to jail for like sixty days for animal abuse. He gets out of jail and the girlfriend, who he is still with, is running late again and he gets horny again and tries again to make a horse child.
hmmmm makes ya wonder about our shirl eh?

crusty being half donkey may not be such a coincidence??? B-) ^o) :'(
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YOU DIRTY DONKEY YOU!!!!!

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lol - how do you do it hooker?
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If Crusty was a man.....she would have a penis.

Obviously she would be on bottom with Hef. (sort of. He would lay on his back and his dick would get in the hole) But with others, would she be on top or on bottom?
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Pick one......

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Edited by Deleeza, Sep 28 2013, 06:41 PM.
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