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| Super Mario Sunshine; AKA Al Gore Vs. The World | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 26 2012, 07:10 PM (89 Views) | |
| ScrewMaster | Mar 26 2012, 07:10 PM Post #1 |
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In a world where Mario finally gets a break from shoveling turtle shit in the Mushroom Kingdom and decides to take a nice vacation with his lady (the Peach), it seems like everything is gonna be sunshine and daisies for our little plumber boy, but then... DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN What should happen but...AL GORE SWOOPS IN RIDING A GIANT PEACOCK... Oh wait, no, it's just the fat tree people. I forget their names. They arrest little Mario and throw his ass in the brig for "polluting" their precious island, Delfino Island. They tell him his punishment is that he cannot leave the island until all the goop (which is just 'poop' backwards, with a slightly curved line on the 'p') is cleaned up. Why? Because the dastardly villain who actually spread the goop is an identical replica of Mario himself! (Except he's a gelatinous silver, and has a giant paintbrush, but no one ever said the tree people were very intelligent. They let their whole f*cking island be polluted by a guy with a paintbrush.) Mario, being a long suffering Italian fellow (secretly a Jew. Jew+Italian=Jewtalion?) agrees to this pure BS request, and begins his journey. Aided by his trusty companion FLUDD, who's just a jumped-up garden hose with a fancy nozzle, he sets out to clean up goo, defeat his evil silver twin, and rescue Peach. Oh yeah, she got kidnapped. (Again.) As irreverent as I sound right now, I gotta be honest; this game is the SHIT! It's a fantastic game, with an epic storyline, great controls and is actually challenging. The rewards are worth the effort, and you make palpable strides forward as the game progresses. Chock full of secret levels, hidden coins, and side quests, this is a game that keeps you occupied for hours upon hours upon hours. They honestly don't make games like this anymore. The only drawback to this game is that it was only ever available for the Gamecube. However, to all you lucky little Screwballs out there who've got yourselves a Wii, this game can be played. My advice? If you ever run across a copy of this game (they're getting rarer than Republicans in D.C) buy it. It's worth ten times whatever the price they're asking. |
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