| The Locker Room Blooper Reel; C'mon, nobody can do this shit in one take! | |
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| Kingofepic | Aug 18 2013, 07:44 PM Post #1 |
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Astronaut... Win? Fail?
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Ok, so lets face it. Nobody can do things in one takes. And here, we have where these bloopers will go. So... ROLL THE TAPE! Table of Fails
Edited by Kingofepic, Aug 18 2013, 08:37 PM.
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| EricStarstorm | Aug 18 2013, 07:58 PM Post #2 |
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All right, I've heard enough! This is the worst excuse for a trial I've ever seen! There's no jury, the prosecutor is a madwoman, and there wasn't even any point to the trial because the verdict would've been the same either way! So let me voice my objection MUCH more clearly! Lance is suddenly dressed like Phoenix Wright. He dramatically points at Cinnamon, with a determined expression. OBJECTION! |
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Lance's Most Deadly Attack credit to Danfango700 | |
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| killrbladez | Aug 18 2013, 08:07 PM Post #3 |
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Kole slashes at it, before Arigon punches him in the face, knocking him to the ground. How are you even able to fight down here? You have no way to breathe! Arigon grins, then around Kole, the water starts to light up. It then starts to get hotter. and then the fuse burned out. ... ...WHAT?! |
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| Leonidas Atom | Aug 18 2013, 08:22 PM Post #4 |
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Glub Glub
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Original Post: http://w11.zetaboards.com/CrescentKatana_Forum/single/?p=8138558&t=8347617 Supercharged Scallop flies towards Cinnamon, all the energy funneled into his swords. And he goes FLYING PAST, into some boxes! Scallop shakily gets up. I dink...da zip-line is off! And I dink...I bwoke my nuse! Scallop then falls backwards, back into boxes. |
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| Kingofepic | Aug 18 2013, 08:52 PM Post #5 |
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Astronaut... Win? Fail?
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Worst time to check your phone, Chris. the original bit Hey Chris! Order up! King throws the plate of crab legs, however, Chris's phone buzzes! He looks down and leans down to respond to the message. And so the flying plate of crab whacks Mimi in the face, causing her to fall backwards in her seat! OWW! BWAHAHAHAHA... IM SO-HAHAHA... I'm sorry... *chortles* HAHAHAHAHA! King falls over laughing. DAMNIT, CHRIS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! |
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| HyperAggron | Aug 19 2013, 03:59 PM Post #6 |
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Maybe he can't hold his drinks as well as we thought... Original Post *A golem 50% larger than Devastator bursts out of the ground. It has massive tanks sticking out of its shoulders and back and has giant metal super soakers for hands* SNUFF ALL BAT TURDS!!! *The party golem falls flat on it's face and starts leaking ale* ... Rodger, this drinking is starting to become a problem. NO, YOU'RE A PORNO!!! Edited by HyperAggron, Aug 21 2013, 06:12 PM.
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| EricStarstorm | Aug 19 2013, 04:11 PM Post #7 |
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TENNEL! I have something to say to you, and you're going to listen to every word, because you DESERVE IT! Lance walks right up to Tennel. What the F*BUYSOMEAPPLES*CK is a demand essay?! |
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Lance's Most Deadly Attack credit to Danfango700 | |
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| EricStarstorm | Sep 7 2013, 08:52 PM Post #8 |
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Lance teleports out of the way, and watches as the worm flies out of sight. Not a bad throw there, old man! But now it's time to spice things up a bit. Lance looks up and begins to ascend. He flies above the stadium, above the clouds, to the very edge of the atmosphere itself. He then looks down and conjures up a ball of concentrated magic in his hand. The ball has the power of a star, but is only as big as a basketball. THIS IS A SLAM JAM! Lance then starts flying down, using both his own force and gravity to add momentum to his attack. He continues to speed towards the ground, building more and more momentum. As he closes in, he smirks again. COME ON AND SLAM! Lance then realized--a bit too late--that his aim was completely off. The Atlantic Ocean was immediately evaporated. |
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Lance's Most Deadly Attack credit to Danfango700 | |
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| HyperAggron | Sep 7 2013, 09:13 PM Post #9 |
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Come along now, charge! *He raises his remaining spike and accidentally slits Lance's throat. Joseph hobbles off, completely oblivious to the dying Lance*
Edited by HyperAggron, Sep 8 2013, 10:26 AM.
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| Ribbundt Cake | Sep 27 2013, 04:44 PM Post #10 |
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derp!
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Original Post Original Reaction Tallulah knew she was knee-deep in shit; she could only think of one thing to save her skin, and she was running out of time, as the shards came nearer and nearer with each second. She turned around so she was not facing her impending demise, jumped into the air and touched her toes...just in time for the crescent swords to hit her... She wasn't effected. They had all ricocheted off her plentiful posterior and cut up their very own controller. Being trashy saved her life, can it save yours? |
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| EricStarstorm | Apr 13 2014, 04:56 PM Post #11 |
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The two swords bit through Aquarius's armor and flesh alike, as if there were no difference between the two. The blades continued on this path until the resistance from Aquarius's insides had ceased to exist. The force of the blow sent Aquarius's torso off of his legs, and a geyser of blood erupted from both ends. Black Rose held out Lambent Frost as a rapper would a microphone and dropped it, knocking over the fleshy fountain. She then held up both her arms in a taunting gesture and slowly walked backwards. I have to fix him now, don't I? 'Ey, bro! STUFF IT! |
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Lance's Most Deadly Attack credit to Danfango700 | |
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