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| Topic Started: 15 Sep 2014, 08:18 PM (726 Views) | |
| Cassius | 22 Sep 2014, 07:53 AM Post #106 |
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You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
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He looks like an AntiCrisp to me. |
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| Kaiser | 22 Sep 2014, 07:57 AM Post #107 |
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The Holy Prophet of Baconism
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Quite possible, the revelation chapter fortells that by his taste he will wear the number of the AntiCrisp on his tongue and that number will be 666. |
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| Lord Alexander Nelson | 22 Sep 2014, 02:46 PM Post #108 |
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So liking chewier, thicker bacon is heretical then? :p |
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| Kaiser | 22 Sep 2014, 04:07 PM Post #109 |
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The Holy Prophet of Baconism
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Vegetarian extremism, vegematarians and servants of the AntiCrisp are considered as heretics. |
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| Lord Alexander Nelson | 22 Sep 2014, 04:09 PM Post #110 |
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But still what about those who prefer their bacon not crispy? |
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| Kaiser | 22 Sep 2014, 04:11 PM Post #111 |
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The Holy Prophet of Baconism
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If the bacon is floppy then you cooked it wrong. |
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| Lord Alexander Nelson | 22 Sep 2014, 04:12 PM Post #112 |
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Or perhaps simply thicker and jucier. |
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| Kaiser | 22 Sep 2014, 04:21 PM Post #113 |
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The Holy Prophet of Baconism
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There is a thin line between floppy and dry, in that line lies the perfect bacon, succulent and crispy. |
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| Lord Alexander Nelson | 22 Sep 2014, 05:42 PM Post #114 |
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I see. XD And what about just eating some big pork chunks? |
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| Kaiser | 22 Sep 2014, 05:49 PM Post #115 |
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According to the Exodus chapter, as true believers we eat bacon till we die , ours bodies are burried and from the surface grows the grass from which the pigs graze to grow their bacon. Baconism helps us to be part of the circle of life created by the Holy Bacon.
Edited by Kaiser, 22 Sep 2014, 05:50 PM.
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| Lord Alexander Nelson | 22 Sep 2014, 07:27 PM Post #116 |
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What about eternal life, or is there none of that? |
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| Kaiser | 22 Sep 2014, 08:36 PM Post #117 |
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The Holy Prophet of Baconism
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There will be an afterlife where the followers will satiate their hunger without having the price to pay for their gluttony. |
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| Seven Deaths | 22 Sep 2014, 11:22 PM Post #118 |
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Hold the Door!
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If bacon is floppy, it's delicious and you can go to hell for thinking otherwise.
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| Lord Alexander Nelson | 23 Sep 2014, 12:34 AM Post #119 |
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This. |
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| Kaiser | 23 Sep 2014, 05:29 AM Post #120 |
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The Holy Prophet of Baconism
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Floppy bacon is bacon. |
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