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Topic Started: 15 Sep 2014, 08:18 PM (726 Views)
Cassius
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You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
He looks like an AntiCrisp to me.
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Kaiser
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Quite possible, the revelation chapter fortells that by his taste he will wear the number of the AntiCrisp on his tongue and that number will be 666.
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Lord Alexander Nelson
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So liking chewier, thicker bacon is heretical then? :p
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Kaiser
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Vegetarian extremism, vegematarians and servants of the AntiCrisp are considered as heretics.
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Lord Alexander Nelson
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But still what about those who prefer their bacon not crispy?
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Kaiser
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If the bacon is floppy then you cooked it wrong.
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Lord Alexander Nelson
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Or perhaps simply thicker and jucier.
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Kaiser
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There is a thin line between floppy and dry, in that line lies the perfect bacon, succulent and crispy.
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Lord Alexander Nelson
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I see. XD And what about just eating some big pork chunks?
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Kaiser
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According to the Exodus chapter, as true believers we eat bacon till we die , ours bodies are burried and from the surface grows the grass from which the pigs graze to grow their bacon. Baconism helps us to be part of the circle of life created by the Holy Bacon.
Edited by Kaiser, 22 Sep 2014, 05:50 PM.
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Lord Alexander Nelson
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What about eternal life, or is there none of that?
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Kaiser
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There will be an afterlife where the followers will satiate their hunger without having the price to pay for their gluttony.
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Seven Deaths
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Kaiser
22 Sep 2014, 04:11 PM
If the bacon is floppy then you cooked it wrong.
If bacon is floppy, it's delicious and you can go to hell for thinking otherwise. <_<
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Seven Deaths
22 Sep 2014, 11:22 PM
Kaiser
22 Sep 2014, 04:11 PM
If the bacon is floppy then you cooked it wrong.
If bacon is floppy, it's delicious and you can go to hell for thinking otherwise. <_<
This.
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Kaiser
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Lord Alexander Nelson
23 Sep 2014, 12:34 AM
Seven Deaths
22 Sep 2014, 11:22 PM
Kaiser
22 Sep 2014, 04:11 PM
If the bacon is floppy then you cooked it wrong.
If bacon is floppy, it's delicious and you can go to hell for thinking otherwise. <_<
This.
Floppy bacon is bacon.
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