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Praise Albion
Topic Started: 20 Sep 2014, 08:46 AM (583 Views)
Kaiser
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The Holy Prophet of Baconism
Greetings sons of the unshaved man and daughters of the naked women!(too much Narnia crap for sure). I am here because I love the missionary possition. I am eager to learn more about the culture of Albion and in return to teach you more about the words of the Holy Bacon.
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Quick
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I like your attitude kid. Be sure to do all the admin gubbins. Welcome to Albion.
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Kaiser
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Thank you good sir, any person that loves bacon shall be my friend but now important stuff! With whom do I need to sleep in order to obtain a citizenship?
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Seth Redfield
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To define true madness? What is it to be nothing else but mad?
The king or arch mage but thats you call, any who welcome to Albion
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Kaiser
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Does the guy from your gif summons a large bacon strip?
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Lord Alexander Nelson
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Welcome, O son of bacon and sex, to our glorious land.
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Kaiser
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Thank you lord Alexander, I hope that the beloved citizens of this region will well receive the gift of bacon.
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Lord Alexander Nelson
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Most welcome, and assuredly in part we shall look to ye to be the bringer of such glorious gifts.
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Kaiser
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The Holy Book of Bacon is made of bacon, it shall be eaten once the words have been heard.
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Charles Cerebella
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Welcome :D
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Kaiser
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Thank you Darth Vader, may your Empire remain strong!
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Cad
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Kiss-ass.
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Kaiser
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I love you too dear Cadmus, however I must refuse your offer.
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Lucifer
"Son, the greatest trick the Devil pulled was convincing the world there was only one of him."
hello, welcome to Albion
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Cad
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Oh Kaiser.
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