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| Topic Started: 20 Sep 2014, 08:46 AM (583 Views) | |
| Kaiser | 20 Sep 2014, 08:46 AM Post #1 |
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The Holy Prophet of Baconism
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Greetings sons of the unshaved man and daughters of the naked women!(too much Narnia crap for sure). I am here because I love the missionary possition. I am eager to learn more about the culture of Albion and in return to teach you more about the words of the Holy Bacon. |
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| Quick | 20 Sep 2014, 08:53 AM Post #2 |
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I like your attitude kid. Be sure to do all the admin gubbins. Welcome to Albion. |
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| Kaiser | 20 Sep 2014, 09:05 AM Post #3 |
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Thank you good sir, any person that loves bacon shall be my friend but now important stuff! With whom do I need to sleep in order to obtain a citizenship? |
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| Seth Redfield | 20 Sep 2014, 09:35 AM Post #4 |
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To define true madness? What is it to be nothing else but mad?
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The king or arch mage but thats you call, any who welcome to Albion |
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| Kaiser | 20 Sep 2014, 10:22 AM Post #5 |
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Does the guy from your gif summons a large bacon strip? |
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| Lord Alexander Nelson | 20 Sep 2014, 03:54 PM Post #6 |
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Welcome, O son of bacon and sex, to our glorious land. |
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| Kaiser | 20 Sep 2014, 04:06 PM Post #7 |
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Thank you lord Alexander, I hope that the beloved citizens of this region will well receive the gift of bacon. |
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| Lord Alexander Nelson | 20 Sep 2014, 04:09 PM Post #8 |
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Most welcome, and assuredly in part we shall look to ye to be the bringer of such glorious gifts. |
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| Kaiser | 20 Sep 2014, 04:11 PM Post #9 |
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The Holy Book of Bacon is made of bacon, it shall be eaten once the words have been heard. |
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| Charles Cerebella | 20 Sep 2014, 04:29 PM Post #10 |
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Welcome
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| Kaiser | 20 Sep 2014, 04:30 PM Post #11 |
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The Holy Prophet of Baconism
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Thank you Darth Vader, may your Empire remain strong! |
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| Cad | 20 Sep 2014, 05:15 PM Post #12 |
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Professional Husbandry Expert
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Kiss-ass. |
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| Kaiser | 20 Sep 2014, 05:24 PM Post #13 |
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I love you too dear Cadmus, however I must refuse your offer. |
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20 Sep 2014, 05:47 PM Post #14 |
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"Son, the greatest trick the Devil pulled was convincing the world there was only one of him."
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hello, welcome to Albion |
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| Cad | 20 Sep 2014, 06:02 PM Post #15 |
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Professional Husbandry Expert
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Oh Kaiser. |
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