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Praise Albion
Topic Started: 20 Sep 2014, 08:46 AM (587 Views)
Lord Alexander Nelson
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Oh God I was wondering how much longer till I saw Ralph. XD
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Kaiser
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The Holy Prophet of Baconism
The chain saw holding in his hands does make him look like a Ralph.
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Lord Alexander Nelson
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Chainsaws always equal happiness. :)
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Kaiser
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The Holy Prophet of Baconism
I always thought that sex and bacon brings happiness into your life.
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Arslan
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I never understood what's the big deal about bacon for you Americans (and Brits?), like really.
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Tyrion Saxton
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To good and true love fear is forever affixed.
Kaiser
21 Sep 2014, 06:52 PM
I always thought that sex and bacon brings happiness into your life.
Good Sir, you seemed to miss out that of Alcohol in this list also.

and it is the whole world that loves bacon goodness Marek :D
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Lord Alexander Nelson
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Sex, love, bacon, chocolate, chainsaws, big guns, hammers, axes, greatswords, tanks, empires, passion, pizza, sub's (both the food and the machine) battleships, aircraft, castles, palaces, fortresses, skyscrapers, rivers, lakes, oceans, mountains, forests, morality, kindness, excellence, prosperity, efficiency, might, beauty, ambition, glory, and a life to make the history books and a legacy that lives forever. These, are what bring happiness.
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Cad
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You might as well start a dating profile with that :P
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Lord Alexander Nelson
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Hah! I wish, I don't know any girl who would like all that. Though the flipside is that if I do then life is perfect.
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Seven Deaths
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Hold the Door!

I suppose I should say hello to kaiser.

Hi.
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Syn the Many-Tailed
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Lord Alexander Nelson
21 Sep 2014, 09:10 PM
Sex, love, bacon, chocolate, chainsaws, big guns, hammers, axes, greatswords, tanks, empires, passion, pizza, sub's (both the food and the machine) battleships, aircraft, castles, palaces, fortresses, skyscrapers, rivers, lakes, oceans, mountains, forests, morality, kindness, excellence, prosperity, efficiency, might, beauty, ambition, glory, and a life to make the history books and a legacy that lives forever. These, are what bring happiness.
You neglected fluffy tails.
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Aaron Astoria
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Welcome to Albion! :D :) :D :)
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Kaiser
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Lord Alexander Nelson
21 Sep 2014, 10:00 PM
Hah! I wish, I don't know any girl who would like all that. Though the flipside is that if I do then life is perfect.
You could bable on that but you should end the phrase with: „I have all of those because I am filthy rich!” then be prepared to know someone from the police to get you restraining orders against the girls you will soon dump.
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Lord Alexander Nelson
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Hah! All I can say is, I wish. (Not that I'm in the market of making girls feel horrible, how they've made me feel regardless.)
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Kaiser
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Money can change people, you will think with less remorse towards girls once you have them.
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