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| Topic Started: 20 Sep 2014, 08:46 AM (587 Views) | |
| Lord Alexander Nelson | 21 Sep 2014, 05:06 PM Post #46 |
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Oh God I was wondering how much longer till I saw Ralph. XD |
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| Kaiser | 21 Sep 2014, 05:25 PM Post #47 |
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The Holy Prophet of Baconism
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The chain saw holding in his hands does make him look like a Ralph. |
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| Lord Alexander Nelson | 21 Sep 2014, 06:27 PM Post #48 |
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Chainsaws always equal happiness.
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| Kaiser | 21 Sep 2014, 06:52 PM Post #49 |
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The Holy Prophet of Baconism
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I always thought that sex and bacon brings happiness into your life. |
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| Arslan | 21 Sep 2014, 07:41 PM Post #50 |
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I never understood what's the big deal about bacon for you Americans (and Brits?), like really. |
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| Tyrion Saxton | 21 Sep 2014, 09:00 PM Post #51 |
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To good and true love fear is forever affixed.
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Good Sir, you seemed to miss out that of Alcohol in this list also. and it is the whole world that loves bacon goodness Marek
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| Lord Alexander Nelson | 21 Sep 2014, 09:10 PM Post #52 |
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Sex, love, bacon, chocolate, chainsaws, big guns, hammers, axes, greatswords, tanks, empires, passion, pizza, sub's (both the food and the machine) battleships, aircraft, castles, palaces, fortresses, skyscrapers, rivers, lakes, oceans, mountains, forests, morality, kindness, excellence, prosperity, efficiency, might, beauty, ambition, glory, and a life to make the history books and a legacy that lives forever. These, are what bring happiness. |
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| Cad | 21 Sep 2014, 09:16 PM Post #53 |
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Professional Husbandry Expert
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You might as well start a dating profile with that
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| Lord Alexander Nelson | 21 Sep 2014, 10:00 PM Post #54 |
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Hah! I wish, I don't know any girl who would like all that. Though the flipside is that if I do then life is perfect. |
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| Seven Deaths | 21 Sep 2014, 10:26 PM Post #55 |
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Hold the Door!
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I suppose I should say hello to kaiser. Hi. |
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| Syn the Many-Tailed | 21 Sep 2014, 10:37 PM Post #56 |
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The Ninetailed Kitsune of Alexandria
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You neglected fluffy tails. |
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| Aaron Astoria | 21 Sep 2014, 10:58 PM Post #57 |
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Welcome to Albion!
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| Kaiser | 22 Sep 2014, 05:06 AM Post #58 |
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The Holy Prophet of Baconism
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You could bable on that but you should end the phrase with: „I have all of those because I am filthy rich!” then be prepared to know someone from the police to get you restraining orders against the girls you will soon dump. |
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| Lord Alexander Nelson | 23 Sep 2014, 01:43 PM Post #59 |
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Hah! All I can say is, I wish. (Not that I'm in the market of making girls feel horrible, how they've made me feel regardless.) |
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| Kaiser | 23 Sep 2014, 04:13 PM Post #60 |
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The Holy Prophet of Baconism
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Money can change people, you will think with less remorse towards girls once you have them. |
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