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Red January; INVASION OF HARDENBURGH
Topic Started: Jan 22 2015, 12:34 AM (78 Views)
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(This is an episode of The Inbetweeners)

Corckwickshirestonchester, United Kingdom of Hardenburgh

Will, Jay, Simon, and Neil were leaving the grounds of their universally despised secondary school. Jay was boring the group with one of his infamous and completely fabricated sexual escapades. Just as they rounded the corner to the car park, Will's mother drove up.

"You boys best get in, something awful is happening."

Jay turned to Simon with a smirk and whispered "aye, in her gash!" Will glared as his friends roared with laughter. He turned to his mother, who even he had to admit, was looking rather fit these days.

"What seems to be the problem mum?"

Just then, a shot rang out. Will's mother slumped in her seat and the car speed off, crashing into a lamp post.

"Mom!" Will shouted, running towards the wreckage. More shots rang out. As he was running, something in the air caught his eye and he looked. The sky was filled with black parachutes and transport aircraft. Smoke was rising in the distance. All around him, teachers, students, and parents were screaming and running.

"Will, forget her, we gotta go!" Jay yelled. Will stopped and turned around, giving Jay an incredulous look.

"Forget my MUM? Oh yes, I suppose that would be an easy choice for you wouldn't it..."

"Will!" Jay stood stunned as a Transnistrian paratrooper landed several meters behind Will.

"Because I'm sure you'd be perfectly fine leaving your mother to be taken by a pack of..."

"Will!" The Transnistrian walked up to where Will was standing, assault rifle in hand.

"And!...One of them is right behind me..." Will turned to face the towering Transnistrian. His gaze met the barrel of his rifle.

"Dasvidaniya Hardenburgski!"

The Transnistrian's head suddenly snapped back, showering Will with blood and bits of flesh. The giant fell to the ground dead. Will turned to his savior.

"Out of the way Mckenzie, you almost ruined my shot!" Mr. Gilbert was striding across the car park, hunting rifle in hand.

"Phil! I mean sir! you saved us!" Will exclaimed.

"Do not mistake this for an act of kindness Mckenzie, just because my passion for killing Trannies and saving your skin happened to overlap, does not mean I wanted to save you in the least." He said, ever so sardonically. He walked over to Will's mother's car, inspecting the interior.

"The woman is dead but the car is fine. Tell you what, I'll give you boys a lift out of the city. After that you're on your own. Wouldn't worry, I'm sure we'll have this mess sorted soon enough."

"Gosh, thanks Phil." Neil said with a stupid look. Mr. Gilbert looked away in disgust and started the car. The boys jumped in the back, and they headed out of the city.

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Meanwhile, the size and scope of the Transnistrian invasion took the country by complete surprise. Major airfields and army barracks had been bombed, while motorways were beginning to fill with Transnistrian armor, headed north towards Asguard and Manchester. Civilian casualties were in the tens of thousands. Isolated from its colonies by the Transnistrian blockade, the Hardenburghian government would soon collapse, and the war would be won.

Edited by Federative Union, Jan 22 2015, 12:43 AM.
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