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Plank Face (2016).
Topic Started: May 17 2017, 12:30 PM (97 Views)
shiley740
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A man is taken captive by a feral family in the deep woods. They are determined to transform him, body & mind, into one of their own – whether he likes it or not.




There was equal-opportunity nudity, which was about the only positive I could rly give this other than the actors RLY doing their damnedest 2 sell this shit & it overall not looking like it was shot by a garbage bag. But, it was unfortunately made by the same insufferable prick that made the equally atrocious & overrated dreck that is Found & if I had KNOWN that fact b4 I had already watched this mess, I can tell u I would've never thought twice about even considering it (thankfully I have Amazon Prime 4 free rn, tho!!!). Having seen 2 films by this asshole @ this point, I can wholeheartedly say that he's done something I NEVER thought possible: being a pretentious motherfucker while making literal micro-budget trash. I mean, in theory, the concept of ur average everyday guy being tormented by a buncha psychos, slowly descending in2 madness until he becomes 1 is interesting...but then u have this piece of shit waste about as much time as watching paint dry on long-winded sequences of dicks or tits flopping around in the wilderness & nothing rly substantial going on 2 "transform" said motherfucker in2 a damn killer (aside from 2 equally unnecessary rape scenes that serve...no purpose...whatsoever...). So, what COULD'VE been an interesting slasher film becomes nothing more than just a glorified cannibal torture pornsploitation more than likely ripped from some 4gotten Italian exploitation film in the wake of Cannibal Holocaust, which was as unappealing as I'm sure u can imagine it sounds... :imnotjokingbitch:

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Shawn
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Pray for mercy from Puss... in boots.
Sounds like shit I'll never watch :amirightladies:
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Shawn
May 17 2017, 04:59 PM
Sounds like shit I'll never watch :amirightladies:
A wise idea :emilyplz:

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Callie
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A.K.A Sorority Biatch
"freedom is wild" sounds like part of a monologue written by Lana Del Rey in a music video before the music kicks in

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Living_Bread
May 17 2017, 05:02 PM
"freedom is wild" sounds like part of a monologue written by Lana Del Rey in a music video before the music kicks in
#Accurate
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Kevin R.
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And you are... a zombie bride?
Well, that sucks. I actually liked Found, and the trailer did look interesting. I still want to check it out for myself, though.
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"BUDDY THE ELF, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?"
Found was so fucking bad apparently. Headless was worse I heard. Will I bother with this? Nope!
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Kevin R.
Jul 15 2017, 08:03 PM
Well, that sucks. I actually liked Found, and the trailer did look interesting. I still want to check it out for myself, though.
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