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A New Breed Of Word Game
Topic Started: January 5 2009, 06:00 PM (2,171 Views)
junction1995
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Grand Master of the Order of the Chronic Procrastinators
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Then, he boarded the Conrail SD80MAC on wridenour's signature and drove it to Oak Island Yard in Newark.
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But unfortunatly, it was a toy train,so when he hopped on...well, lets just say that it didn't support his weight very well...
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then he was deepfried and sold To willy wonka. The end
once there was a narrow gauge railroad in colorado..THAT DID NOT EVER BLOW UP!!!!!
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It was called the Amtrak & Southern.

Oh, by the way, what was deep fried and sold to Willy Wonka? The crumbled remains of the Lionel Conrail SD80mac or Billybob?
Edited by wridenour, February 16 2009, 07:29 PM.
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The Amtrak & Southern was bought out by Amtrak and NJT (NJT decided to branch out across just a few states :lol: ) and then they converted some P42s and PL42s to narrow guage.
Edited by junction1995, February 17 2009, 08:09 AM.
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But the P42's are so large that they tipped over when running on ng track. Then one day, Amtrak and NJT decided to replace their entire fleet of diesels and electrics with steam engines...
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Then one of the steam engines, The Ghost of William, became friends with another locomotive, Wayne #2
Edited by junction1995, February 17 2009, 11:16 AM.
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And Wayne #1 becomes very, very jealous of their friendship and kills The Ghost of William.
Edited by wridenour, February 20 2009, 03:36 PM.
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What should i put here.... DONUT!!!
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But since William is already a ghost, Wayne#1 goes right through him lol.
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Then Wayne #2 gets mad and snipes Wayne #1 while moving down the main line.
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and hits railfan bob.
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Then Amtrak buys the island of Sodor railway and repaints all of the engines (Thomas, Gordon, James, etc.) to the Amtrak phase V...
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Then Thomas learns a couple of swears from his Genesis Friends and becomes a Amtrak Train Gangster.
Edited by jtb1234, February 22 2009, 10:32 AM.
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LOL and the Acela Express Playas get all the lady locomotives. Thomas joins the Acela Express Playas and gets rebuilt into an Acela-esque body.
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Then the Wise/Old Metroliner Cab cars call them hooligans and tell them to get off of their ROW!
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then CSX and NJT hear and call the cops on them
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when the cops come, the metroliners are mistaken for the others and are put into the slamtrak railyard where they run the cars or engines full speed into eachother
Edited by defdgk, February 22 2009, 09:04 PM.
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Then Thomas was slapped repeatidly by Emily and percy...He came to his senses
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ima amtrak gangsta ima pop their whistles off with my k5la
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Then Thomas went back to Sodor, a wiser engine. the end
once there was a brakeman named joe.
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who one day on the job met a hoe
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And the hoe said to Joe, "why do your eyes glow?
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And Joe said, "Gee, I don't know!"
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But the hoe was wearing a bow and knew how to sew.
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But the hoe said So?
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