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A New Breed Of Word Game
Topic Started: January 5 2009, 06:00 PM (2,168 Views)
junction1995
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Grand Master of the Order of the Chronic Procrastinators
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Then Stephen King got sued by TCR for copying our story without our permission.
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TCR won and got lotsa money and everyone but stephen king was happy. The End!

A guy walks into a bar.
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Stephen king then buys the bar for 19 dollars(anyone get the reference?)
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junction1995
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Stephen King then takes his anger at TCR on the entire bar.

and K4, isn't that from The Simpsons?
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But TCR fights back and throws beer glasses at Steephen King.
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but stephen King gets his creation of Christine to "chase us all once around the parking lot"
"The 19 is a reference to the Dark tower
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But does the Creation of Christine catch anybody?
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No it does not. It hits the bar 19 times causing the bar to fall apart.
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NOOOOOO!!!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL BAR!!!!! :cry: :cry: :cry:

ok im done crying. back on topic

everybody is mad at the Creation of Christine for destroying the bar, so THEY chase it all around the parking lot 19 times (since 19's the favorite number here :whistelin: )
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Then each member of TCR punches the Creation of Christine 19 times.
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Then Charlie the Choo Choo comes. but his real name is Blaine, and Blaine is a Pain.
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It drives everyone insane that blaine is a pain
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It turns out that Blaine was a pain so much that we all took painkillers to get rid of Blaine. The End.

Two guys walk into a bar.
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And they each have a cold refreshing bud light.
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but they start freaking out because the bottles didnt turn blue
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Then..came adam Sandler singing a song on the coors beer train
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then i came along brought this back to life
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then a bunch of Pirates came along skunked on beer, playing backyard Bombideer. Then Scotland Yard was trying hard and they sent some dude with a calling card, that said, you do what you want, but don't do it here.
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then they got pissed and killed that dude
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then the Guy's ghost came and haunted the bar. end of story

Once there was a lonely Dash 9 locomotive painted in Pink with CSX on it.
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His name was Sweetpie, he looked nice & calm, but he would make any car die & fly into the air at any railroad crossing..............
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Sizzle........
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but "Sweetpie" was repainted into YN3 and scrapped after a derailment 3 weeks later.
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ROCK AND ROLLBOT !!!
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Dont bump old threads please.
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