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Lets see if you can turn a slogan, into a funny slogan; lol
Topic Started: August 16 2009, 01:20 PM (661 Views)
gerr
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Yep, the title says all. Ill go first:


McDonald's - Im lovin it!

What they really mean: Im lovin it! Until the violent acid reflux kicks in at 4AM.


Wendy's - Do what tastes right

What they really mean: Do what tastes right, right up until the quadruple bypass surgery.

American Express - My life, My card

What they really mean: My life, My card, MY GOD, LOOK AT THE BILL!
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The Idiot Your Idiot Could Smell Like
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McDonalds (the old slogan): We love to see you smile.

What they really mean: We love to see you smile because if you don't then you've probably realised what's really in our food.
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What should i put here.... DONUT!!!
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Geico: 15 Minutes can save you 15 percent or more on car insurance.

What they really mean: 15 minutes can save you 15 percent or more on car insurance, then we charge you 30% to get it back.
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Geico:so easy a caveman can do it
What they really mean

so easy a caveman can do it, But what do we know, Cavemen are gone
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The Nationwide iPhone app: Share contact info with the other driver involved
what they really mean

YOU CAN TALK TO TREES AND ANIMALS WITH OUR APP
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gerr
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lol! These are pretty good guys! I still think my American Express one is pretty funny. I have no idea how I thought of that. lol! :lol:
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IPhone: we've got an app for just about everything

need to go to the bathroom? the IPhone will do it for you! having a hard time chewing food? just insert the piece of food in the IPhone and boom! instant greul
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CSX Transportation: How Tomarrow Moves

What they really mean: Which way? Up in prices and derailments or down in workers which are getting laid off due to recession?

Cheers,
Adam
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Yard Master
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Burger King- Have it Your way

What they really mean is: Have it your way up to the price then we have it our way.

Verizon- We never stop working for you

What they really mean is: Verizon we never stop working for you because you pay well and we can keep asking for a raise

IHOP: Come Hungry Leave Happy

What they really mean is: IHOP Come hungry leave happy then get home and sit on the toilet in agony
Edited by CSXT2D, August 19 2009, 05:54 AM.
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Edgar snider;we don't get paid unless we get money for you!

what they really mean is: we don't get paid unless we get money for you,we then get paid the total sum, no matter how small!
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Ninja Baby, no durr
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youtube: brodcast yourself
what they realy mean is that you can get humiliated and kill yourself from the bad comments
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Resident Amtrak Guru
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White Castle: What You Crave

What the really mean: What you crave, until 15mins after you eat in, then you'll be craving the bathroom; and trust us, no one wants to go in there after your done.

peter
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Ninja Baby, no durr
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nice one
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Sizzle........
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Pizza Hut: America's Favorite Pizza

What they really mean: America's favorite pizza, until you have to re-heat it, and then it tastes like crap.
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epa
January 22 2012, 09:14 PM
Pizza Hut: America's Favorite Pizza

What they really mean: America's favorite pizza, until you have to re-heat it, and then it tastes like crap.
Speak for yourself, epa. XD




CSX: How Tomorrow Moves.

What they really mean: Excuse us, while we clean up today's derailment. :lol:
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