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| Topic Started: August 3 2013, 05:43 PM (430 Views) | |
| metrorail | August 3 2013, 05:43 PM Post #1 |
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Title pretty much explains it all but lets have fun with this lets see what you guys can come up with. They can be jokes off the top of your head, some you found online, anything. Have Fun Ill Start: Blonde Joke Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane. Then the last person took a bite out of a grenade and he thought it was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane. Then they landed and decided to go for a walk. They first passed a little girl who was crying and they asked, "little girl, little girl, why are you crying?" and the little girl said, "an apple came down and killed my new kitty". Next they passed a little boy who was also crying. And they again asked, "little boy, little boy, why are you crying?" and the little boy said, "a lemon came down and killed my new puppy." Then they passed a blonde sitting on the side walk laughing her butt off. They asked, "why are you laughing so hard?" and the blonde said, "I farted and the building behind me blew up!!" Edited by metrorail, August 3 2013, 06:04 PM.
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| epa | August 3 2013, 06:30 PM Post #2 |
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Here's another blonde joke. Once, a blonde woman was putting together a puzzle. She couldn't figure it out, so she called her boyfriend for help. He told her to do the outside first. 2 Hours passed and she still couldn't figure it out. She called him again, asking him to come over. He came over, and asked where the puzzle was. He asked the girl what the puzzle was supposed to be, and she said a tiger. Eventually, he said "Well, I don't see a puzzle, but I'll help you put the Frosted Flakes back in the box. |
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| thallium | August 3 2013, 09:32 PM Post #3 |
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ROCK AND ROLLBOT !!!
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LOL!!!! I love your avatars too epa. |
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| Norfolk | August 3 2013, 11:14 PM Post #4 |
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I know too many joke that are to Corny or Dirty to post, but lets see if this is okay... Once a rich king has a horse that never ceases to cry. He instructed his people that he would give half of his kingdom to any one that can make the crying horse laugh. Everybody tried their best, but non could make the horse laugh. Then a six year old boy walked up and asked that he should be given a chance to make the horse laugh. Everybody laughed at him, yet they gave him a chance. The boy boldly worked up to the horse and whispered something in its ear. Suddenly, the horse began to laugh. It continued to laugh to the extent that the king became worried that the horse might die of laughter. "Please I beg you little one, can you make him cry again? I don't want my horse to die of laughter" The king said. "I want to be alone in a room with him" Said the boy. After some minutes the boy came out and everybody saw that the horse was crying more furiously this time. Surprised, the king asked him "Young man, what did you tell him that made him stop crying at first?" "I only told him I have a bigger joystick than his." "That's all? But what did you do to get him crying again?" The boy smiled "Oh, I showed it to him." |
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| Gandalf | August 4 2013, 07:28 PM Post #5 |
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| epa | August 4 2013, 07:32 PM Post #6 |
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WAT DO??? |
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| thallium | August 4 2013, 08:23 PM Post #7 |
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ROCK AND ROLLBOT !!!
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I guess the guy had to parachute in to get the picture. |
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| trainman17 | August 4 2013, 09:57 PM Post #8 |
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OH man that's good! ![]() Nice one!
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| metrorail | August 5 2013, 01:02 PM Post #9 |
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So i ran this by trainman and he said it was ok to post this so this is my dirty joke of the day i hope dirty jokes are appropriate and ok by the admins It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died." The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, and I died." St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in. He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!" St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job. "Tell me about the day you died?", he said to the third man in line. "OK, picture this, I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator..." |
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| epa | August 5 2013, 09:41 PM Post #10 |
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Here's another one. A 1st grade class got a new teacher. The teacher asked anybody who thinks they're stupid to stand up. Little Billy was the only one to stand up. The teacher asked Little Billy why he thinks he's stupid. He said "I don't, I just didn't want you to be standing there alone" |
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