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Ask Candace
Topic Started: May 16 2013, 11:59 PM (269 Views)
BenMitchell90
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This is kinda like Homestar Runner (or Dr. Coconuts' E-mail threads on Third Street School). Basically, write fake E-mails to Candace (played by me) asking her questions and she'll respond. You can either use your real name (though if you don't feel comfortable posting your last name, it's hardly necessary), a phony name, or just some initials.

Only one rule here: Don't reply to what Candace writes back! Once your e-mail has been replied to, just come up with a new one.

Example:

Dear Candace,

What was it like having squirrels in your pants?

J.D.


Hi J.D.,

DON'T REMIND ME.

Truly yours,
Candace Flynn

I'll look into starting similar threads for other characters too. :) And if you feel like starting one yourself, go right ahead!
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Nutella-chan
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Dear Candance

Do little kids ever accidentally call you Princess Cadence by accident? Do you ever get
any "Princess Cadance" jokes due to the name similarities?

From Ollie Tabooger
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BenMitchell90
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Hi Ollie,

I remember seeing the episode of that show with the crystals and the shadowy guy during one of my babysitting gigs. Well I didn't really watch it as I was too busy talking to Stacy on the phone, but I did hear the name Princess Cadence come up and... well, I kinda spaced out thinking of what it would be like if that were ME. But can you really blame me? Me, as a winged unicorn AND a princess! I would be royalty, with Jeremy as my prince! I would have magic powers! And - here's the best part, next to the whole "Jeremy as my prince" thing, of course - I could use those powers to FINALLY bust Phineas and Ferb!

Then I snapped out of it when Stacy loudly asked if I was even listening. Then I had to call her back when I noticed that the kids I was watching had somehow managed to draw with red crayons all over the walls.

Yeeeaah.... their parents haven't asked me to babysit again.

I did sit and watch the show a few days later because what I saw looked interesting. It's okay, but as far as cutesy kids shows go it's not half as good as Ducky Momo.

Truly yours,
Candace Flynn
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TurboFerbo
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Dear Candace,

Why are you so obsessed with busting Phineas and Ferb?

Cindy B.
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BenMitchell90
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Hi Cindy,

Obsessed? I'm not obsessed! It's just... well, I just want them to be normal kids and play with normal toys and do normal things. And I'm sorry, but building a roller coaster (just one of MANY of their little stunts!) is NOT normal. And they get away with EVERYTHING! Just when I'm about to show Mom the evidence, this mysterious force causes it to disappear, and I end up looking like a lunatic, when if anything I'm the only sane child in this family. Do you see me building the kinds of crazy contraptions that Phineas and Ferb do? And after so... many... failed attempts that made me look like a nutcase, I just want to prove that I'm NOT crazy, that I've been right all along.

Also, have you seen the kind of stuff they're doing? They could get hurt - or worse! What kind of sister would I be if I let that happen? If I lost them... I don't know what I'd do.

... anyway, I'll bust them one day. Mark my words!

Truly yours,
Candace Flynn
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Dear Candace

Have you've ever seen a doctor regarding your.....tendencies?

Love

Anita Bath
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BenMitchell90
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Hi Anita,

No, I haven't... thankfully. Mom keeps mentioning setting me up with one, though... which is why I absolutely must bust Phineas and Ferb, and make her see that I'm not crazy! Yeah, I pretty much just keep digging myself deeper since all my attempts fail miserably, but I've got to keep trying. Just imagine what the doctor would do if they found out about that talking zebra who calls me Kevin...

Truly yours,
Candace Flynn
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Nutella-chan
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Dear Candace

Do you stalk Jeremy?

- Amanda Hugginkiss
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BenMitchell90
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Hi Amanda,

Absolutely not! I may secretly follow him from time to time to check on him and see what he's up to, and have a shrine of him in my closet but I don't stalk him. That would just be creepy.

... well, I guess that could be considered stalking. But still, I don't get to do it much, especially now that we're using the B and G words with each other! And it cuts into valuable Bustin' time! Believe me, I've had to make some tough decisions: Stal- uh, check on Jeremy, or make the most of another chance to finally bust Phineas and Ferb?

Truly yours,
Candace Flynn
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Dear Candace,

Why do you like Ducky Momo at your age?

Delia Dem
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