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| How a Tuchuk Warrior would make a Christmas Cake | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 21 2012, 01:10 PM (201 Views) | |
| kahu | Aug 21 2012, 01:10 PM Post #1 |
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Christmas Fruit Cake Degree of difficulty: High You need: 1 cup water 1 tablesthingy salt 1 teasthingy baking soda 1 cup sugar 8ozs butter 2ozs dried fruit 2ozs nuts lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 bottle paga Method: Sample the paga to check for quality. Take a large bowl, check the paga again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Take wooden spoon to mix, beat 2ozs of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teasthingy of sugar and beat. Make sure the paga is still okay. Cry another tup. Discard spooden woon. Break two bowls and add to the eggs and chuck in the dried fruit. Woon in stir and hand. If the fried druit gets stuck to the spooden woon, pry loose with a quiva. Sample the paga again for tonsisticity. Next sift two cups of calt or something. Who cares? Check the paga. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Sthingy. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find. Grease the table. Turn the cake tin 350 degrees. Don't forget to hand off the spooden woon. Throw the bowl out the doorway. Check paga and go to bed. Next day drink three williow teas and go to the shops in Turia. Buy a Christmas Cake! (this was told to us by a dear FW, Kardelen) Edited by kahu, Aug 22 2012, 07:07 AM.
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