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Skyline Noir
Topic Started: 30th January 2015 - 10:03 PM (93 Views)
Xavier Reid
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We Want What Is Ours

-They believed this would be their victory celebration, that they would march into Live # 22 as the NEW UKWF Tag Team Champions of the world. Never in their wildest imagination did they think they would….lose!!! Not to a team like the Blackpool Vandals. They were beneath them, in every way imaginable, they were just two common blokes from Blackpool, they were street trash in the eyes of Skyline Noir.

The room had been rented, the best ball room in London, it was going to be a party to end all parties. The invites were sent out, the room was going to be filled with the fans of Skyline Noir but it was not to be. To the surprise of EVERYONE Seanix and Gauge came up short, they had let everyone down and more important than that, they let THEMSELVES down. Nothing Kat Vaughn could say helped, sure she was trying to keep their spirits up, she had told them to not plan a victory party, to wait and see what happened. She reminded them that it was a four way match and anything could happen.

But they didn’t listen, the hall was booked and there was no telling how many disappointed fans stood there in that ballroom the night after Kingdom Come. Neither Seanix or Gauge could bring themselves to attend the party, sure they both knew their fans showed up, ate the free foot, drank the free booze but Skyline Noir never showed. In fact they locked themselves away over the past few weeks. They had an offer to compete in New Japan Alliance Wrestling one night tag team tournament, the money was nice but they declined.

Kat was away with Xavier Reid but she was now back on the UK and calling them daily to check on them but they couldn’t bring themselves to pick up the phone. They were shamed, this was suppose to be their time. They were a better breed than Shawn Dray and Will Watley, they were meant to be champions and have men like Shawn and Will looking up to them, not the other way around. Call them bitter, it’s fine, but this was not suppose to happen…it wasn’t suppose to be this way.

So the pair locked themselves away in their home, content with avoiding the world, not giving the public the satisfaction of seeing the failure on their faces. They were happy with the silence, the darkness, being alone with their thoughts…that was until the door nearly came off the hinges on a cold Friday afternoon…


Seanix Winters: Bloody hell, what the…

-His question was answered then the blinds to the dark room where pulled open by the lovely Kat Vaughn…well they knew it was her because the her smell, see the pair hadn’t seen sunlight in weeks, well since Kingdom Come and their eyes were not ready for the bright sunlight…ok well grey sunlight, it’s January in London but anyways they were still blinded by the grey…

Gauge Breckenridge: MY EYES!!!

Seanix Winters: Oh the humanity!!!


-Kat Vaughn continues to storm around the room pulling open the curtains letting the sunlight or greylight into the room where Seanix and Gauge have holed up, now that we get a better look at the pair they are each on separate couches, wrapped in blankets and their trademark scarves wrapped around their necks.

Seanix Winters: Miss Vaughn I beg of you…

Gauge Breckenridge: Close the bloody shads Kitty Kat!!!


-Kat finally opens each and every curtain in the main room and then looks at the pair with a disgusted look on her face.

Kat Vaughn: Please tell me you two haven’t been on those couches since Kingdom Come…please tell me you two haven’t been shut up inside this house feeling sorry about yourselves since Kingdom Come…please tell me WHY THE BLOODY HELL IT SPELLS LIKE SEX IN HERE!!!

Seanix and Gauge look at her and then at each other…

Seanix Winters: Miss Vaughn I have no idea what you are implying…

Gauge Breckenridge: Yeah Kitty Kat…


Gauge quickly reaches out and grabs what looks like a old tube sock and pulls it under his covers…

Gauge Breckenridge: I don’t smell anything.

-Kat sees this and gags as she shakes her head.

Kat Vaughn: What the hell is wrong with the two of you?

Seanix Winters: Please Miss Vaughn it’s too early for this…

Kat Vaughn: IT’S 3 IN THE AFTERNOON!!!

Gauge Breckenridge: On a Monday…

Kat Vaughn: Try FRIDAY!!!

Seanix Winters: Oh well, how was Mexico?

Gauge Breckenridge: Yeah did you and Xavier enjoy Guerreros de la Lucha Libre?


Kat Vaughn: Don’t try and chance the subject!!! Why in the world did you two pass up the tag team tournament in New Japan Alliance Wrestling? Do you know what I had to do to get you that invite? They wanted the Smut Peddlers but I told them you two were twice the team they were and then you no show the event!!!

Seanix Winters: Well Miss Vaughn Japanese food doesn’t really sit well with my system…

Gauge Breckenridge: Yeah and I don’t like the way their eyes slant, it’s just not right Kitty Kat.


Kat Vaughn: You bailed because you don’t like the food and the way their eyes look?

Seanix Winters: That’s basically it…

Gauge Breckenridge: Yeah seems about right…


Kat Vaughn: BULL SHIT!!! You two pussies bailed because you lost at Kingdom Come, had to two got the job done and became the UKWF Tag Team Champions you would have wrestled in a Leper Colony just to show off those belts and your ability to color coronate with gold.

Seanix Winters: Those belts should be ours Miss Vaughn…

Gauge Breckenridge: You have no idea how empty we feel right now…naked…

Seanix Winters: Yes Miss Vaughn, we both feel naked right now.


Kat Vaughn: You two better NOT be naked right now!!! It better just be a feeling or so help me god…

-Seanix and Gauge pull back the blankets as Kat shields her eyes and turns her head.

Seanix Winters: Relax Miss Vaughn we are clothed…

Gauge Breckenridge: We are not Vandals running around naked in front of a lady Kitty Kat.


-As they stand up both Seanix and Gauge are dressed in matching suits, to the surprise of Kat.

Kat Vaughn: Serious guys, you are laying around in suits?

Seanix Winters: Well we are gentlemen Miss Vaughn…

Gauge Breckenridge: What did you think we’d be wearing…


Kat Vaughn: Forget it, listen I’m hear to tell you that Seanix has a match this week, the Championship Committee booked you against Shaun Dray and I’m telling you you can’t afford another loss to these guys if you ever want to get another shot at those gold belts you two want so badly.

Seanix Winters: So it all comes down to me Miss Vaughn, our future is in my hands?

Gauge Breckenridge: I’ll be right there in your corner…


Kat Vaughn: We both will be.

Gauge Breckenridge: We will have your back Seanix and after you beat Shaun they will be forced to give us another shot at them.

Kat Vaughn: Listen you two are really the only option, Bad Company sucks and the Smut Peddlers have no business being in that ring, all we need to do is score a win over Shaun and we are a lock. I promised you that I’d get you to this match and I have, now I need you two to do your part and that starts with beating Shaun Dray this week.

Gauge Breckenridge: This is it Seanix, our chance to right this wrong, those belts belong with a higher class of person, these fans want it, they crave it. They have grown tired of seeing two Vandals walking around as champions, our time is now.

Kat Vaughn: Gauge is right, this is your chance to make up from Kingdom Come, maybe your last chance at the Vandals, do you want it to go down in history that two blokes from Blackpool outclassed Skyline Noir? That two working class men were better than two bluebloods? That Shaun Dray and Will Watley were better men than Seanix Winters and Gauge Breckenridge?

Seanix Winters: NO!!!! I mean no Miss Vaughn I do not, I promise you both I will get the job done, I am better than Shaun Dray and this week I will prove just that.

[Seanix grabs his hat and cane and walks towards the door.

Kat Vaughn: Go with him Gauge, be by his side in whatever he needs.

Gauge Breckenridge: Are you coming Kitty Kat?

Kat Vaughn: I’ll catch up right after I burn this room to the ground.

Gauge Breckenridge: It really isn’t that bad Kitty Kat…

-Kat looks at him like ‘really’ and Gauge shrugs a little and goes to leave the room but stops, he turns back around and reaches under his blanket and pulls out the old tube suck and puts it in his pocket.

Gauge Breckenridge: Ok, burn it down if you must Kitty Kat.

-Kat nearly barfs as Gauge runs along to catch up with Seanix.

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