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Questions not to ask
Topic Started: Dec 17 2016, 01:05 AM (152 Views)
C-too
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Don't ask a deaf person "what makes them tic".
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Rich
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C-too
Dec 17 2016, 01:05 AM
Don't ask a deaf person "what makes them tic".
I liked the question that Patrick McGoohan (AKA )" the prisoner" asked of the computer in one of the episodes.....why?............the computer could not compute and destroyed itself. ;D ;D ;D
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Steve K
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Rich
Dec 17 2016, 01:10 AM
C-too
Dec 17 2016, 01:05 AM
Don't ask a deaf person "what makes them tic".
I liked the question that Patrick McGoohan (AKA )" the prisoner" asked of the computer in one of the episodes.....why?............the computer could not compute and destroyed itself. ;D ;D ;D
yes good at the time but that question has an easy answer: 'because'
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I delivered a parcel to a ward clerk this week and she jokingly said, "Rich, is it ticking?"...

I replied, no dear, at this time of year it is more likely to be Turkey. :P
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Don't ask a dyslectic to spell dyslexia.
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Getting out of your seat on a bus to let a pregnant lady sit down...and asking her when it is due..only to be asked ''When's what due?''
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Curious Cdn
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If you are a woman, do not ask a man: "Does this dress make me look fat?"

(If you are a man, all bets are off, anyway.)
Edited by Curious Cdn, Dec 17 2016, 04:09 PM.
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Curious Cdn
Dec 17 2016, 04:08 PM
If you are a woman, do not ask a man: "Does this dress make me look fat?"

(If you are a man, all bets are off, anyway.)
Rich to wife......what does the dress have to do with that?

Divorce papers in the post. ;D
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Rich
Dec 17 2016, 04:24 PM
Curious Cdn
Dec 17 2016, 04:08 PM
If you are a woman, do not ask a man: "Does this dress make me look fat?"

(If you are a man, all bets are off, anyway.)
Rich to wife......what does the dress have to do with that?

Divorce papers in the post. ;D
There, in fact, is no correct answer!
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C-too
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Don't ask a man with no fingers to do a high five :'(
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C-too
Dec 17 2016, 05:57 PM
Don't ask a man with no fingers to do a high five :'(
Don't ask a one legged man to partake in an arse kicking contest. ;D
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Oddball
Dec 17 2016, 02:36 AM
Don't ask a dyslectic to spell dyslexia.


well you could always ask a dyslexic.
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"Excuse me Mr Werewolf, how much did you pay for that big dish of beef chow mein"

(I know the answer, having eaten at the establishment, but not beef chow mein)
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"You don't sweat much for a fat lass do you?"
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Curious Cdn
Dec 17 2016, 05:11 PM
Rich
Dec 17 2016, 04:24 PM
Curious Cdn
Dec 17 2016, 04:08 PM
If you are a woman, do not ask a man: "Does this dress make me look fat?"

(If you are a man, all bets are off, anyway.)
Rich to wife......what does the dress have to do with that?

Divorce papers in the post. ;D
There, in fact, is no correct answer!
Well, you could always go to the boundary of courage, smile at her sweetly and ask her what answer she would like you to give.
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Oddball
Dec 18 2016, 02:07 PM
Curious Cdn
Dec 17 2016, 05:11 PM
Rich
Dec 17 2016, 04:24 PM

Quoting limited to 3 levels deep: "Does this dress make me look fat?"
There, in fact, is no correct answer!
Well, you could always go to the boundary of courage, smile at her sweetly and ask her what answer she would like you to give.
Or you could just shut your trap..and say ''of course your bum doesn't look big'' you have a beautiful bum..And peace will surround you..you will have a great night out...
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marybrown
Dec 18 2016, 05:18 PM
Oddball
Dec 18 2016, 02:07 PM
Curious Cdn
Dec 17 2016, 05:11 PM

Quoting limited to 3 levels deep: "Does this dress make me look fat?"
Well, you could always go to the boundary of courage, smile at her sweetly and ask her what answer she would like you to give.
Or you could just shut your trap..and say ''of course your bum doesn't look big'' you have a beautiful bum..And peace will surround you..you will have a great night out...
A night out??????? you must be joking, one does not have time for that when one is running an hotel, well, that is how it seems to me with two sons coming and going and never knowing when they will next be in and of course starving.

And a full time working wife, two dogs and 3 fxxxxxg guinea pigs to feed and maintain plus shopping, visiting dad in his care home, laundering and oh yes, I nearly forgot, catching a few hours sleep when possible. :'(

Now here's a thing......what price pain relief?

On friday just gone, my only remaing back molar started to throb and as I went through my work day it got progressively worse and more painful causing me to grimace.

When I picked up my wife from her work I said I should go to the emergency dentist, she said that that will cost about £45 smackers, well, I was not having that, so off to Asda and a large bottle of rough cider.

Round about midnight I could stand it no longer, so, without hesitation I got my long nosed pliers and pulled the offending tooth out myself, come Saturday morning there was no pain and it only took a few seconds and cost me SFA.

The hole is already closing up and as far as my gob is concerned I am pain free and chilled out.

I will find out more regarding my spine tomorrow afternoon.....ain't life grand?  ::)
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Dec 18 2016, 05:18 PM
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Dec 18 2016, 02:07 PM
Curious Cdn
Dec 17 2016, 05:11 PM

Quoting limited to 3 levels deep: "Does this dress make me look fat?"
Well, you could always go to the boundary of courage, smile at her sweetly and ask her what answer she would like you to give.
Or you could just shut your trap..and say ''of course your bum doesn't look big'' you have a beautiful bum..And peace will surround you..you will have a great night out...
Trust me. It would be a great, big mistake to single out her bum for comment like that. It brings up the possibility that there could be a fat bum, even if you deny that there is one..
Edited by Curious Cdn, Dec 18 2016, 08:11 PM.
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anyway, coming back on topic of things not to say, how about ...

"grandad, i want claudia and aj to win because aj's got a cute bum"

This from a six year old clearly going on 26 who has picked up some seriously bad habits from her mum whose last attempted shock line to me apart from "dad i'm pregnant" was "all of the firemen had cute arses and they were all married damnit"
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