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| Topic Started: Dec 12 2017, 10:47 AM (754 Views) | |
| papasmurf | Dec 12 2017, 10:47 AM Post #1 |
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For some perverse reason known only to the cat that did it. A cat decided to do a "power wee," on my dressing gown when it was on the washing line. Any ideas of how to remove the pong, washing the dressing gown does not seem to have any effect
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| johnofgwent | Dec 13 2017, 08:56 PM Post #41 |
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It .. It is GREEN !!
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https://www.care.com/c/stories/5928/how-to-get-rid-of-cat-pee-smell-what-to-do-w/ A dozen pages late but here u go |
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| Tigger | Dec 13 2017, 09:18 PM Post #42 |
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I've just contacted the McQuirter twins and Roy Castle via the ouija board and this appears to be a world record. Although they did insist you must prove it. |
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| Deleted User | Dec 13 2017, 11:15 PM Post #43 |
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Ive worked it out. The cat was on the roof
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| Ewill | Dec 14 2017, 12:07 AM Post #44 |
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A hot tin roof?
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| Deleted User | Dec 14 2017, 12:10 AM Post #45 |
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| Rich | Dec 14 2017, 02:04 AM Post #46 |
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Just get rid of the fxxxxxg cat....problem solved, either that or put your washing in a tumble dryer. Useless animals, they only ever bother you when hungry, after that they sit on the back of the sofa staring at the wallpaper. I'll not have one in this house, neither would the Westie or the Lab. |
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| Steve K | Dec 14 2017, 09:14 AM Post #47 |
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PS is quiet. |
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| Oddball | Dec 14 2017, 09:59 AM Post #48 |
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Mention of the Zoo reminds me; that 'Zoo Poo' cat deterrent stuff doesn't work, I have had kittens piss right on it - and also go on peeing on my best and most expensive plants! Determined little bastards. |
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| papasmurf | Dec 14 2017, 10:02 AM Post #49 |
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I am not online 24/7/365, I am afraid people on this thread have reached my not having a battle of wits with unarmed people limit. In my near three score years and ten, I have been shat on, shat at, peed on and peed at by a large variety of domestic, farm, and wild animals and birds. That my wide experience is not shared I will put down to the urbanisation of the population. Also my wife and I do not own any pets. Edited by papasmurf, Dec 14 2017, 10:02 AM.
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| Deleted User | Dec 14 2017, 10:13 AM Post #50 |
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I have been bitten by most of those as well PS but I still love the little rascals. Cats are cool, they don't need to be looking at you all the time like a dog to know what you are doing. I have one old kitty, she is 19, still looks good but will not risk going outside without a human escort as she is past fighting age. |
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| Pro Veritas | Dec 14 2017, 10:55 AM Post #51 |
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So what you are saying (but lack the honesty to actually say) is that you have no proof at all of a cat peeing 20 feet. NEWS FLASH! - We all knew that anyway, you see we have far more wits than you imagine. All The Best |
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| papasmurf | Dec 14 2017, 11:06 AM Post #52 |
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What I am stating is I am amazed at the pig ignorance on a wide range of subjects that makes them turn a simple request on this forum into yet another torrent of abuse towards me. I just hope they are less than 20 feet from a cat should it decide to take a malicious squirt at them. |
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| Ewill | Dec 14 2017, 11:25 AM Post #53 |
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Useless animals, they only ever bother you when hungry, after that they sit on the back of the sofa staring at the wallpaper. I'll not have one in this house, neither would the Westie or the Lab. I gone right off you Rich Dogs and cats get on just fine , provided that the dog doesn't forget that it is the inferior species |
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| Ewill | Dec 14 2017, 11:33 AM Post #54 |
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I have been shat on, shat at, peed on and peed at by a large variety of domestic, farm, and wild animals and birds. That my wide experience is not shared I will put down to the urbanisation of the population. Maybe they are trying to tell you something? |
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| papasmurf | Dec 14 2017, 11:59 AM Post #55 |
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It is merely one of the negative aspects of working with and handling animals which I did part time for many years. |
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| Deleted User | Dec 14 2017, 12:20 PM Post #56 |
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Where’s this video then?🐕💨 |
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| Ewill | Dec 14 2017, 02:00 PM Post #57 |
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Your CV must scream ''non-stayer'' with all the positions you claim to have worked in |
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| papasmurf | Dec 14 2017, 02:10 PM Post #58 |
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I scream eff Margaret Thatcher, and eff the Tories, for causing the demise of manufacturing industry. I worked part time working with and handling animals from the age of nine until 29, which stopped when I moved to Cornwall. |
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| Pro Veritas | Dec 14 2017, 05:12 PM Post #59 |
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Ok let's get one thing straight. Asking for proof of your claims, and then lambasting you when you engage in goalpost moving and bluster, oh and insulting other members' intelligence, to avoid having to present that proof is NOT ABUSE. Is that clear? All The Best |
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| Rich | Dec 14 2017, 05:16 PM Post #60 |
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I have said it before and will iterate it, I secretly believe that Papa is at least 200 years old what with all the wisdom, knowledge and wide experience he exudes here on this forum.
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| ranger121 | Dec 14 2017, 05:28 PM Post #61 |
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A baby Greenland Shark, perchance, somehow connected to the internet? I have my doubts. |
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| Steve K | Dec 14 2017, 06:41 PM Post #62 |
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So you were lying your arse off when you posted this
And specifically that "I would reference a video . . .but . . ." big fat lie Now you are really lucky that another mod has got involved while I was out today as if I had got to your dribbling first then formal action would have been taken. I am just sick and tired of your lies and your general trolling. |
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| Tigger | Dec 14 2017, 10:34 PM Post #63 |
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Out of interest I've just Googled "animals urinating long distances" and "how far can piss travel", sadly I could find no mention of twenty foot long yellow and acrid streams however I did discover one very fascinating factoid, regardless of size mammals wee on average 21 seconds! Perhaps someone confused time with distance?
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| Rich | Dec 14 2017, 10:45 PM Post #64 |
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I find that to be a bit harsh, I honestly believe that Papa believes himself what he has claimed. He seems to be of the opinion that if he were to post visual evidence of his claim, then he would be banned. you have assured him he will not be banned from the forum. However, there just maybe other visual sights in the video that might include other peoples property and location, I can understand that, but I am very intrigued as to what makes Papa think he will be banned. FFS, if one so wished one could just go to you tube and find far worse examples of peeing. |
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| Steve K | Dec 14 2017, 10:48 PM Post #65 |
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He unambiguously said the only reason why he couldn't post a video was the supposed fear of a ban We called the bluff And a bluff is a lie And a lie is a breach of rule 2 |
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| johnofgwent | Dec 15 2017, 06:00 AM Post #66 |
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actually, my impressive collection of P45's dating back to 1982 scream "victim of thatcherism and blairism" more than anything else. I rather suspect a few on here have a collection to rival my own... or there but for the roll of a dice would have ... |
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| johnofgwent | Dec 15 2017, 06:03 AM Post #67 |
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^ this (well, most of it) bottom line is he said he would be banned. I took that to be a direct dig to the way i (mis)run things and told him in this thread to knock himself out. I see no video ... ![]() EDIT and while entering the words "cat filing flaws image" into a google search bar brought back fifty versions of the above entering "cat weeing twenty feet image" brought back only this ![]() Edited by johnofgwent, Dec 15 2017, 06:06 AM.
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| Deleted User | Dec 15 2017, 08:43 AM Post #68 |
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How far have other members actually witnessed tom cats squirt? Myself I saw a farm tom with nuts like satsumas squirt piss at my tom cat(now deceased) from four feet away resulting in a direct hit. It started a nasty fight which I broke up to save my cat from serious injury. |
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| Ewill | Dec 15 2017, 09:37 AM Post #69 |
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I found this video of a cat spraying - more like 20 inches than 20 feet **WARNING** pictures contain images that viewers may find distressing especially if they are using the fishermans' ''It was this big'' exaggeration https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4bBX1m3boA |
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| Deleted User | Dec 15 2017, 10:01 AM Post #70 |
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I watched the same clip within the last hour trying to get to the bottom of this important topic, if the bush the cat was squirting on was not there I reckon that squirt had enough force to travel a few feet, the cat in the clip was not the most robust powerful cat and so I believe that a top tier alpha tom could reach a max squirt of around two meters |
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| Rich | Dec 15 2017, 11:20 AM Post #71 |
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It seems to me that someone/something is taking the pxxs here.
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| Ewill | Dec 15 2017, 12:02 PM Post #72 |
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2 metres? 6 foot 6? Sandy , my big ginger tom (7kgs) could only dream of such dizzy heights(lengths?) in a pissing competition His tabby sister, Tina, wouldn't lower herself to such common comparisons |
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| Deleted User | Dec 15 2017, 12:11 PM Post #73 |
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We need to figure out a way to get tom cats to willingly take part in further testing!
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| Ewill | Dec 15 2017, 12:54 PM Post #74 |
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| Steve K | Dec 15 2017, 01:43 PM Post #75 |
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| Barry | Dec 16 2017, 10:56 AM Post #76 |
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This should have a best thread on the forum award. |
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| Deleted User | Dec 16 2017, 11:20 AM Post #77 |
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Smurfy is awesome. |
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Where’s this video then?




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