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| Topic Started: Dec 19 2017, 10:33 AM (200 Views) | |
| Pro Veritas | Dec 19 2017, 10:33 AM Post #1 |
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Monday is banking day at work, I get to resolve the previous week's cash flows from four different sources, paying into two different accounts at the bank. This time of year it is a full day's job for one person, and I usually end up getting to the bank with minutes to spare before they end counter service. Yesterday was no different, heading to the bank at around 4:10pm. About 50 yds from work I hear a "Hello, hello", I look around see no one I know, and no one who I would expect to be talking to me. A few more yards and it is "Hey, hello, hello", look around again see no one except a few delivery drivers, most of whom I know by sight, and none of whom are even looking in my direction. A few more yards and I hear "Hey, hello, aren't you talking to me now". I look around and see absolutely no one I know. Then I see this woman, mid to late 20's, an absolute genuine 9/10 on anyone's measure, about 6ft, with legs that go all the way up - absolutely drop dead gorgeous. Well, she is shouting "Hello", and I KNOW she can't be talking to me because women like that NEVER talk to me. But she is. She heads directly for me and says "My God, you are rude, aren't you; I've been shouting hello for for ages". I look at her all bemused and say "Sorry, do I know you?", her response "Well you damn well should do after what we did last night in <Local Night Club Name>." I look kind of bemused for a second and then say "I am very, very disappointed to have to tell you I was not in <Local Night Club Name> last night, but you have no idea how much I wish I was." She looks absolutely horrified, turns bright red and says "Oh my God, I've mistaken you for someone else, so, so sorry..." and scurries off. Now, all I can say is if she mistook me for someone she did the hunka-chunka with at a nightclub there is an overweight, balding, beardy bastard out there punching WAY, WAY, WAY, WAY above his weight. Lucky bastard. All The Best Edited by Pro Veritas, Dec 19 2017, 10:50 AM.
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| papasmurf | Dec 19 2017, 11:16 AM Post #2 |
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Women suffer from beer goggles as well. |
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| johnofgwent | Dec 19 2017, 01:40 PM Post #3 |
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It .. It is GREEN !!
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There is an overweight balding bloke having the time of his life running a port site in Phuckett...... Sometimes I think I'm in the wrong IT business |
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| johnofgwent | Dec 19 2017, 11:45 PM Post #4 |
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It .. It is GREEN !!
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In the same vein... I thought that a bloke as fat and ugly as me would be safe in the most provocative of gay bars. So when the two gay guys in the team took us to it (or what passes for it In Cardiff) I strolled in without a care in the world. It must be forty years since I had my arse groped like that. More worrying was when my eldest - with me for the night out, so this is over eight and a half years ago - strolls up to the bar to get a round in - barman says "hi sarah been a while what you up to...." When she came back with the beer I said "I hope you're going to tell me you and Ang (her bff from school days) come in gere forca quiet pint away from pesky blokes" "No dad.. Well Yes dad, but no, I was in school with the guy behind the bar. And he had a cute arse, like all the other gays, bugger it" |
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| Ewill | Dec 20 2017, 10:18 AM Post #5 |
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Could have been a new approach to collecting PIN numbers ?
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