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UWL Backalley Championship; 24/7/365
Topic Started: Jul 18 2014, 06:08 PM (2,603 Views)
KevinHill
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Current Champion: Rob The Chuck E Cheese Janitor
Location: Closet of a Chuck E Cheese

List of Champions:
KEG 7x
Corey Bull 3x
Tony Miranda 3x
Beck Ramsey 2x
Alan Christopher 2x
Rob The Stoner 1x
Alexei Rykov 1x
The Harlequin 1x
Janitor Joe 1x
Equinox 1x
Gaia 1x
Molly the Maid 1x
Travis Dane 1x
Zero 1x
Fizz 1x
David Fraggle 1x

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This is a fun little game to play. Basically it's a spam post version of the WWF Hardcore Title 24/7 gimmick.

How To Play:
- Whoever is the champ, is the target. The admin (me!) will have update saying who the champ is, and WHERE the champ is.

- To become the champ, you must reply to the thread with your character attacking the champion and pinning him. The post MUST end with the following... "1... 2..."

For example:

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KEG finds The Sandman at the grocery store. He takes a swig of liquid courage, before grabbing a watermelon and tossing it at Sandman's head. The watermelon explodes and Sandman drops to the floor. KEG pins.

1...

2...

Hopefully you put just a little more detail into yours.

At this point, the admin, and ONLY the admin will finish it with a "3!"

- If someone posts before the admin's 3 count, by breaking up the pinfall and continuing the fight, then so be it. Whoever's pinfall I finish first is the champ.

- The champion can also reply with "kickout." If they do this before the "3!" then the champ is safe for the time being. It means the champ has left the scenery and is untouchable until the admin gives the next location.

- Once a new champion is officially crowned by the admin, the fight is over. A new fight begins once I announce where the new champ is located.

- All of this happens in one never ending thread. Simply reply to the thread. If you have a question, post said question here.

Good luck and have fun!
Edited by KevinHill, May 25 2016, 04:47 PM.
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KEG
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... AND KEG GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Anger covers his face as he shakes his head.

KEG: Hell no, amigo, you can't get me that easy!

KEG and Corey now brawl around, fighting back inside the hardware store.. knocking items off the shelves as they continue to fight one another.
Edited by KEG, Mar 14 2015, 02:49 PM.
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After a quick brawl down the lighting aisle without breaking a single bulb...they end up in hardware. And wouldn't you know it, the two have brawled so badly, that nails, thumbtacks, and other assorted prickly things are now lying haphazard across the floor. Bull manages to get a hand around the throat of KEG and choke slams him on the floor, which elicits a feminine scream from KEG. Obviously he found the nails and tacks. Bull walks around a corner and comes back with a 2x4 as KEG is getting to his feet gingerly.

Bull: CLEAN UP! Aisle 8!

Bull swings the 8 foot hunk of wood, more overhead then anything, and hits KEG in the face. KEG goes down and Bull grabs a hunk of chain and wraps it around his leg, dragging him through the aisle till he reaches the lumber area. Bull tips over some stacked 2x4's onto KEG and covers the pile

1.....

2....

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KEG
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What Corey thought was an effeminate scream from KEG is revealed to be some poor, old lady that Corey slammed KEG on. Naturally, she's probably in a coma now. KEG somehow manages to get his shoulder up underneath the lumber pile and rolls away, his back covered in nails and thumbtacks, and he has blood seeping from seemingly hundreds of wounds. Splinters are all in his head, making him look Pinhead from Hellraiser.

KEG uses a 2x4 and swings it blindly, hitting the old lady in the head and causing her to fall straight onto Corey's groin. As Corey groans in pain, KEG seizes the opportunity and drags him over to the paint aisle. KEG now smashes a paint can on Corey's head, causing him to fall.

KEG now staggers over to a forklift, tosses the employee off and begins to speed away.. at 1 mile per hour.
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Which is pretty effective speed after someone just got groin headbutted. But Bull recovers and leaps up on the back of the forklift, covering KEG's eyes. Now KEG is fighting to see, and of course, they crash the forklift into a pile of lumber, which falls on them.

In the mess, Bull somehow ends up with an arm across a prone KEG.

1....

2.....

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KEG
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BOOM! KEG gets his drunken shoulder up, but barely. KEG grabs the ref by the collar and uses him as a battering ram, smashing the ref's head into Corey's. KEG grabs the busted and broken Back Alley Championship and now begins to strangle Corey with it. He wraps it around Corey's throat and now twists it around. Blood is streaming from KEG's maniacal face as he finally loosens his grip, pats Bull on the head and then stumble-crawls towards the exit.. his eyes focusing in on the Chuck E. Cheese across the street.
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KevinHill
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It's been 14 months.

Rob, the part time janitor at Chuck E Cheese is high as balls and has some how gotten lost in the back offices of the building after hours. Bored, he begins rummaging around. He knocks over a box, and something falls out of the box.

It appears to be some sort of wrestling belt.

"Woah... Dude..."

Rob picks up the belt, and attached to it via scotch tape is a letter that looks to be written in crayon.

"Be back. Had 2 get more beer. Dont throw away...

- KEG"

"Whhaaaaa" says the stoner. "So um... I'm keepin this! huhuhuhuhuhuh"

And that is how Rob the Stoner Janitor brought back the only UWL title left standing... The UWL Backalley Championship.
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KEG
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KEG steps out of the Department of Corrections van as he just finished his 18 month stint in prison for his thirteenth DUI. He walks into the Chuck E. Cheese and proceeds to order a large pizza and wait for a beer delivery. He looks around and sees an employee walking around with the BAck Alley Championship around his waist. KEG's eyes squint as he recognizes HIS title. Rob ducks into the Employee Entrance and KEG waits a few moments before he follows.

KEG steps behind the employee entrance and sees Rob sliding into the Chuck E. Cheese costume. KEG now rushes over at him and they begin to brawl. KEG tosses him through the employee entrance door in the full costume. KEG drags Rob dressed as Chuck E Cheese into the animatronics set and delivers a hard KEGBOMB on the set. Children all cry and wail as they see a drunken bastard beat down on their hero.

KEG now reaches inside the costume and grabs the belt and pins...
1

2

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KEG
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I'm just gonna count 3 here. I mean, it's been a year, bruh.
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