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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 6 2016, 10:22 PM (105 Views) | |
| Astoria | Apr 6 2016, 10:22 PM Post #1 |
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Ya boi
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NO LOOKING ITALY.
Edited by Astoria, Apr 6 2016, 10:23 PM.
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| Astoria | Apr 6 2016, 10:51 PM Post #2 |
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Ya boi
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Astoria's head scientist Adrian Webster barged into General Ross's office, with blueprints for something. He then laid them out on his desk, "Ok, i'll get straight to the point, while searching through one of the United States pre-war armories, we found something that might turn the tide with Italy." Ross responded, "And what would that be?" "We found a goddamn MOAB!" Webster exclaimed. "Holy hell! We could actually take the war to Italy now!" "But there's only one thing, we found ONE, and ONE only..." General Ross sat while his face turned red with anger. "What the hell do you expect me to do with one goddamn bomb nitwit!" "If you'd calm down I could explain. We've been tearing this thing apart, and I think we could reverse engineer it with military funding." Webster explained. "Ok, you got it, but why the hell not just make a goddamn nuke, we've got the Uranium!" "We don't want another great mistake sir..." Ross replied, "Ok, as soon as you reverse engineer these things, I want them mass produced pronto!" "Yes Sir!" Webster shouted, and ran out of the building to begin development. |
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| Astoria | Apr 6 2016, 11:42 PM Post #3 |
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Ya boi
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3 days later in Albany Military Research Center, New York. Phone rings into the Generals office, "Hello?" Ross answered, "We've done it, we have been working non-stop all day and night, and successfully reverse engineered a GBU - 43/B. But there's only one problem." Adrian said over the phone. Ross replied, "And what would that be." We haven't tested it yet, but we think it will only be at about 9 tons." Ross, with his large temper, replied, "Holy shit! Did we hire monkeys!? No, scratch that, monkeys could've created a larger bomb!" "Calm the hell down! It will still give us an intimidation factor, if we let people believe this things actually a WMD. And we can attach these to stealth bombers, since we shed a couple pounds off of it." "Ok, but I want testing to commence within 6 days!" Ross ordered. "But..but we gotta make a few adj..." "Shut the hell up and do it son!" and he hung up the phone. |
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| Astoria | Apr 7 2016, 12:46 AM Post #4 |
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Ya boi
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August 12, 2178, 8 days after phone call, in a disclosed area in Kentucky It was time to test the bomb, all of the countries lead scientists were there for the testing, Astoria was about to make a great leap. The tower was set up, it was going to drop the bomb at the designated time in a field in southern Kentucky. The scientists working on the project were all sleep deprived from nonstop reverse engineering. Their hard work all lead up to this, the country had been pouring money into this project ever since Adrian found the bomb in an Armory in Virginia. The Army and Air Force even hired a construction company to build a city in 6 days, with Italian architecture. Everyone made sure that this news would not spread out into the public, or Italy would surely wage war. But it was time, "Everyone in the bomb shelter now!" screamed a military official. Once everyone was in the bomb shelter, the project adviser gave it a go for testing. The detonator counted down from 5, "5...4...3...2...1..." and it dropped, the largest non-nuclear weapon ever created, the blast was enormous for a conventional weapon, everything turned white from the blast, and it was over. Everything within a 250 meter radius of the blast was absolutely destroyed, and everything beyond 300 meters, was extremely damaged, barely standing, and scorched from the heat of the bomb. Once everything was over, everyone in the shelter cheered, for minutes upon minutes. Everyone was ecstatic, and the team even called for a party. Once the damaged was assessed, the General shouted, "Boys, we got a bomb on our hands!" The MOAB had a few trials left, and it was ready for production. Astoria was now able to compete with the Axis of Evil. |
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| Weshnal | Apr 7 2016, 01:09 AM Post #5 |
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Home boy Palpy
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OOC: So you have the bomb, but could we get some more posts? I want WMDs to be a little difficult to get... |
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| Astoria | Apr 7 2016, 02:01 AM Post #6 |
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Ya boi
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OOC: Yeah, I was not done
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| Balican | Apr 7 2016, 10:13 PM Post #7 |
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"Uhh, Lucious, sir?!" shouted an attendant. "What?!" he shouted right back, whilst polishing his revoler. "I have a very important piece of information for you," the man said as he walked up and handed him a letter before walking back out. "Huh, I wonder what this is?"Lucious thought as he opened it. Greetings and salutations, Lucious! You have not heard of me yet, but I have heard of you. I could, but I will not speak to you flattery. I come with a proposition to make, I am testing something that may or may not turn the tides of this war. I will brief you more if you decide to let us come over. All we need is for you to allow us to test some things in your northern wastelands. If you do, we might let you take a few. From one hopeful leader to another, - King Edward II "Ehh, might as well," Lucious spoke aloud. |
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| Astoria | Apr 7 2016, 11:59 PM Post #8 |
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Ya boi
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August 14, 2178, The Astorians had been preparing to invade Kuwait soon, so they must get this project done quickly. The Balican emperor had just given the government access to lake in the north, where Astoria could test the MOAB in underwater conditions. Astoria was highly concerned about Italian ships, so they decided to deliver by air. It would arrive the next day. The MOAB that would be used for testing |
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| Astoria | Apr 8 2016, 12:56 AM Post #9 |
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Ya boi
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August 16, 2178, Disclosed lake in the Balican 4:42 pm, the bomb was set up, and if it passed the underwater test, it was ready for mass production. If it could perform underwater, it could maybe take out Italian, and German U Boats, and ships. It was hoisted underwater, about 400 meters underwater, to make sure that the Ice wasn't critically damaged. The head scientist, Adrian Webster, gathered all of the Astorian and Balican officials around the safe are for a word, "Listen up! Today, is historic, and will forever be in history. It is unfortunate that we have to be putting this much scientific effort into building a weapon, but it will turn the tide in the war in Europe. So ladies and gentlemen, shall we proceed?" They all nodded their head, and got into proper cover. The detonator once again, counted down from five. "5...4...3...2...1" and it detonated. The Ice shook, and cracked, but held up. The sensors by the bomb indicated that is had more that enough power to annihilate any submarine, or ship. One Balican official shouted, "Huzzah! Eat your heart out Benito you son of a bitch!" Three hours later at a private restaurant in Balican, General Ross signed the papers for production. The Mother of All Bombs, was ready to be mass produced. |
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| Astoria | Apr 8 2016, 01:04 AM Post #10 |
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Ya boi
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This put Astoria into a new era. The news spread like wildfire that a bomb has been produced, to turn the tide in the war. Better yet, it wasn't nuclear. King Edward came across the television, with a word for Benito. "Benito, you will no longer intimidate the countries of the world! Your axis of evil will be stopped, no matter the cost!" Patriotism spread to an all time high, the citizens of Astoria were ready, to end the fascist dictator state of Italy. |
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