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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 5 2016, 06:54 PM (55 Views) | |
| Aran | Nov 5 2016, 06:54 PM Post #1 |
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The Biggus Dickus
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It's been nearly a decade since the Bokonists completed the Stairway to Heaven project since its finality moving materials into space as been a mundane everyday event. The Bokonist Space Station flies proudly around the world every day, a beacon of the scientific advancements spearheaded by the Bokonist government, and a symbol to the people as only the first step in a long journey in the exploration, and hopefully colonization of space. The following list is a dossier pertaining to want exactly has been launched into space... (NONE OF THIS IS A JOKE) Edited by Aran, Feb 27 2017, 07:46 AM.
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| Aran | Nov 11 2016, 10:10 PM Post #2 |
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The Biggus Dickus
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972,600 board-feet of lumber. 461,400 square feet of sheating, including roof, wall and floor sheating. 24,300 square feet of plywood for sheating. 5,500 cubic yards of concrete--three-fourths of which is poured concrete and the remainder concrete block. 252,800 square feet of exterior finish--either aluminum siding, brick or wood. 199,200 square feet of asphalt shingles for roofing. 250,000 square feet of industrial grade insulation. 648,400 square feet of gypsum wall board. 9,000 linear feet of ducting. 5,500 gallons of paint. 30,200 pounds of nails. 75,000 feet of wiring (copper as well as experimental super-conductor grade materials) 28,000 linear feet of gilded copper pipe. 10,000 plumbing fittings. 17,000 feet of plastic pipe for drain, waste and vent piping, plus 7,000 assorted fittings. 1,200 pounds of silicate sand for glass. 1,000 pounds of porcelain. 1,500 kitchen cabinets and other assorted pre-fabricated home furnishings. 100 refrigerators, 100 dishwashers, 400 smoke detectors. 3 death lazers. 10,000 pounds of carbon nano-tubes. 13,000 pounds of titanium alloy. 1,000,000 of 2219-T6 aluminum alloy. 10,000 pounds of Kevlar. 125 spaceships (90 inter-planetary, 20 lunar, 10 in orbit, 1 experimental, 4 lost in space.) 3,900 astronauts. 130 satellites (60 communication, 45 research, 20 surveillance) 2 space stations ( 1 researched based the other pre-colonial) 1 G.E.C.K. for terraforming experiments 10 Dogs. 1 Cat. [Retracted Supply Manifest] Deployment of the Bokonist Planetary Defense Corps, a sub-branch of the main Corps, has been slowly taking place since its creation. The intention of this unit is to have a highly trained force ready to be deployed anywhere on Earth at a moment's notice. The Space Elevator provides a cheap means of getting the soldiers into orbit, from there they are relocated to one of the orbiting Space Station. Along with them are the most secretive projects the Empire has conducted, most of those enlisted are those enhanced by the nation's Eugenics Program. Manipulated and trained simce birth to be at peek physical and mental health, unwavering obedience to their commamder and supreme intellect push them to be the best a soldier can be without any to date combat experience. Deployment from the station consist of each squad loading into a specialized vehicles, designed to withstand the impact. Multi Occupant Exoatmospheric Insertion Vehicle or MOEIV (just look up the Halo ODST units and replace their drop pod names with multi instead of single.) This unit works in conjunction with ground forces to insert infantry behind enemy fortifications or precisely where reinforments are needed. Along with soldiers: supplies (as mentioned with Kyri) and WMDs are able to be launched anywhere on Earth from orbit, giving both a complete range of the planet and reducing enemy response times. The Space Station becomes a orbiting fortress, able to deploy, supply, and attack anywhere on Earth. With zero possibility of assault or invasion a near perfect defense. Edited by Aran, Feb 27 2017, 09:40 PM.
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